I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 36: Sexuality is an issue

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When he arrived at Yu Ze's house, Gu Ye took off his shoes and dared not step on it. The floor was warm and white with clean reflections!

Yu Ze looked back at him puzzled, as if asking, why didn't you come in

Gu Ye took a small step forward, and saw that there were still a pair of slippers on the shoe rack, Gu Ye put them on, "Your house is too clean, I can't bear to walk, how many times a day do you wipe it?"

The corners of Yu Ze's mouth twitched, "Just one more time."

"Amazing!" Gu Ye admired it immensely. After cleaning his room twice a day, he could make it as messy as a dog's kennel.

Yu Ze took two glasses of water and said lightly, "This is a place to sleep."

Gu Ye smiled and felt a little empathy. Living alone, the house is just a place to sleep, and there are no people waiting to go home. What kind of home is it? After taking a sip of water, Gu Ye took out two small bottles from his pocket and started to do his business, "I brought the children, their souls are too weak, they will be hurt when they appear in front of you, I have to put you on your body first. The breath is hidden."

Yu Ze sat opposite Gu Ye, "Yes."

Gu Ye rubbed his hands, "Then I'll do it."

Yu Ze watched Gu Ye come over with a burning gaze, his tone was still light, and he couldn't hear any emotion, "Come here."

Having said that, Gu Ye felt inexplicably embarrassed, and always felt that he was teasing the other party. Yu Ze's face really has the desire to make people tease. Throwing away all these messy thoughts, Gu Ye first opened Yu Ze's eyes, and then used a magic talisman to temporarily suppress the purple energy on Yu Ze's body, looking at him like a normal person, then picked up a porcelain bottle and said softly. Said: "Children, come out."

More than a dozen strands of black smoke floated out from the mouth of the bottle, turned into a villain, gathered together in horror, and looked around. A spell was drawn on the bottle by Gu Ye. Inside, they couldn't feel the passage of time. They only felt going in and out, and they changed to a strange place, which made the children very scared.

Gu Ye looked at it, the little girl without a red dress released all the little ghosts in the other bottle, and waved to the little girl at the head, "Sasha, come."

The little girl didn't move, she stared at Yu Ze beside Gu Ye defensively, her red eyes stared at him coldly, with murderous intent hidden in her eyes. Gu Ye walked over in distress, squatted down and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, I will ask him to give you some good things, help you grow arms, grow hands and feet, and you will be like normal children in your next life."

Sasha hesitated for a while, then leaned over and put her arms around Gu Ye's neck, looking at Yu Ze with a defensive look, as if she was looking at a sanctimonious scum.

Gu Ye looked at Yu Ze apologetically, "This child has suffered the most damage, don't worry."

Yu Ze stared blankly at the little ghosts who were standing in his living room for several rows, and then looked at the little girl in Gu Ye's arms, his expression became even more rigid, and answered nonsense: "There are really ghosts in the world?"

Gu Ye pointed to the group of children, "Aren't you watching?"

Yu Ze took a deep breath and couldn't help pinching his eyebrows.

Gu Ye patted Yu Ze's shoulder apologetically, Mr. Yu's three views have completely collapsed tonight, it's hard for him to be so calm.

Putting Sasha on the sofa, Gu Ye squatted down and helped her organize her skirt, "My little princess, hurry up, let your friends line up and come one by one."

Sasha still believed in Gu Ye who rescued them. She waved her little hand and instructed the little ghosts: "Stand in line, you come first."

The kid who was named was the one who hid in the puppet to frighten Gu Ye. He had healthy limbs, but no eyes. The child walked in front of Gu Ye, looked at Gu Ye with empty eyes, tilted his head, still looking innocent.

Gu Ye patted his head with pity, took Yu Ze's hand, put it on top of the child's head, extracted the purple energy from Yu Ze's body, and moved it little by little to the child's body. After this child was reborn, with the blessing of the purple qi representing the luck of the heavens and the earth, he would definitely be a healthy person, no longer blind.

Yu Ze didn't feel any discomfort after being sucked away, but Gu Ye grabbed his hand and touched the poor child. He turned his head and saw Gu Ye's face close at hand, this big boy who was usually carefree and lively, but at this moment, he could see the tenderness and sadness in his eyes clearly.

Two minutes later, Gu Ye happily rubbed the child's head, "Okay, next."

"Is that all right?"

"Yeah." Gu Ye glanced at Yu Ze's eyebrows with a smile. A normal person has been sucked out of so much purple energy, so bad luck has been possessed, and his forehead has turned black. Yu Ze is still covered by auspicious clouds. No one dares to be jealous.

At this time, Gu Ye felt that the corner of his clothes was grabbed, Gu Ye lowered his head, Sasha was hanging on him, staring at Yu Ze with a bad expression.

Gu Ye didn't know why, so he comforted: "Don't make trouble, girl, you have to be the last one."

Sasha's face was tensed and she didn't let go, she still stared at Yu Ze defensively, Gu Ye had no choice but to let her drag her and call the next child over.

One by one, one for two minutes, more than an hour for more than 30 children, Gu Ye kept extracting Yu Ze's purple energy, and then distributed it to the children.

Yu Ze frowned, "I won't do it tonight, I'll talk about it tomorrow."

"No, I think you won't be free tomorrow night." Gu Ye smiled and shook his head, "I'm fine, there are three more, I can sleep peacefully even if I send them away."

The last three children, each of Gu Ye spent a few more minutes. In the end, there was only one Sasha left. Gu Ye leaned on the sofa weakly, pinching his forehead, which seemed to be pricked by needles. The spirit has been drained and nothing can be done now.

Sasha sat beside Gu Ye, hugged Gu Ye's arm, lowered her head, and did not speak.

Gu Ye forced a smile and asked softly, "Little princess, when it's your turn, I will take a breath and send you away. When you go there, I will send you toys."

Sasha puffed her cheeks and was quite assertive, "I'm not leaving, I don't want to be reborn now."

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, "Why?"

Sasha raised her head and said earnestly, "When will you give birth to a child, when will I be reincarnated."

Gu Ye was amused, "Stupid child, if I don't marry a wife, you won't be reincarnated for the rest of your life?"

Sasha urged him: "then go and marry one now."

Gu Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "If you marry someone now, you won't be able to have children right away, silly girl, there's nothing left to cherish in this world, you should immediately forget what happened in this life, go to reincarnation, and grow up happily again. You wait for me. I can't wait, because I like men and won't marry a daughter-in-law and have children."

Sasha's eyes widened in astonishment, unable to accept this fact for a while, she was so frightened that she didn't move.

Gu Ye nodded, that's it.

Sasha waited for a long time before accepting this statement, and then thought, "Then I still don't want to be reborn, when will they die?"

There was a bit of resentment in what he said.

"When they are sentenced, they will all have to die." Gu Ye's tone was light, with a smile at the corner of his mouth, but his eyes were darker than ever, "Such a beautiful little girl, don't look at those dirty things, and don't look at those dirty things again. Think about it, you want to be beautiful and happy, and don't let dirty things stain your eyes. "Okay," Gu Ye sat up, "I'll take you away, Mr. Yu..."

Before Gu Ye finished speaking, his hand was already caught by Yu Ze, Gu Ye was stunned, but he didn't expect the other party to have experience, he said gratefully: "Thank you!"

"You're welcome." Yu Ze looked serious.

Gu Ye also put purple qi on Sasha, hoping that this girl can choose a good family in her next life and be a carefree little princess. In Sasha's resentful eyes, Gu Ye was cruel and forcibly sent her away. After delivery, Gu Ye fell down on the sofa, with a splitting headache and bloodless lips.

Yu Ze frowned and looked worriedly at Gu Ye's current state. He had no experience in caring for people and didn't know how to start.

Gu Ye said pitifully, "I want a drink, iced."

Yu Ze hurried to get it. As soon as he left, a ghost appeared in front of Gu Ye, and said in a hoarse voice, "I can take them all away."

It's the ghost general.

Now, instead of wrapping his body with a dark ghost, he was wearing the black Hanfu that Gu Yeyan gave him. He was tall and thin, with a gloomy murderous look in his eyes. When he was carrying the big knife and said to take everyone away, a word appeared in Gu Ye's mind: One knife and one child!

Gu Ye shook his head weakly, "No, before they are sentenced, they must confess their guilt in front of the public. To let those who think this way know the fate of doing evil, they must also explain to the children's parents, even if they I don't want such an explanation."

Big Brother Ghost Jiang said with a cold face, "Understood."

"Brother Ghost, do you have a ghost market?" Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "For example, the servants we sent over, the kind that are tied with paper, you can exchange or trade in the market if you have enough."

The ghost will think for a while, "I've seen other ghosts buy it."

Gu Ye smiled, "After a while, I'll send you some of the past. You can sell it to the evil ghost and become a servant for some money."

The ghost general immediately understood what Gu Ye meant, nodded in agreement, and hid in the darkness again. Gu Ye finally couldn't take it anymore, and closed his eyes tiredly.

Yu Ze rummaged through the refrigerator, only to find a bottle of soda water, which wasn't too cold. When he clumsily chopped the ice, put it in the drink, and returned to the living room, Gu Ye was already asleep.

Yu Ze just held the water cup like this, stood in front of Gu Ye and watched him for a while, until he heard Gu Ye's gentle breathing, Yu Ze put the water cup down and called Dad Gu.

As soon as he heard that Gu Ye fell asleep at Yu Ze's house, Gu Decheng said embarrassedly, "This child is too lazy, how can he stay outside for the night? I'll send someone to pick him up."

"No need," Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye's face and said slowly, "He has already fallen asleep. Today, he saved thirty-eight children."

Gu Decheng asked anxiously: "He went to save people? Did he get hurt?"

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye's sound of sleep, with a bit of tenderness in his eyes, "No, I'm just tired."

"That's good," Gu Decheng breathed a sigh of relief, "please take care of him, hard work."

Yu Ze said calmly, "Uncle Gu is welcome, goodbye."

Gu Decheng raised his eyebrows. Yu Ze used to call him Mr. Gu or Mr. Gu in an unfamiliar way. This is because he was hooking up with the third child, so he changed his mouth

Mrs. Gu kept her ears open and listened. Seeing Gu Decheng put down her phone, she said, "No way, what is sleeping at someone else's house? Why don't you bring it back."

Gu's father didn't care, "I believe that Yu Ze's character will not bring him down."

"It's not a question of character! You said, Yu Ze is already twenty-six years old, so normal people have to have girlfriends, right? Our second child often has scandals, even though those actresses deliberately rubbed against him to hype his scandals, However, don't you think it's strange that Yu Ze doesn't even have any fancy news?"

Gu Decheng praised: "That's because he handled it well, the second child is not reliable."

Mrs. Gu was still a little worried. Mothers are sensitive and always feel uneasy.

Yu Ze looked at Gu Ye's sleeping cheek, raised his hand, and gently touched Gu Ye's face, his deep eyes were half-squinted, still unable to hide the power in his eyes. Thinking of Gu Ye's perverse but kind-hearted personality, Yu Ze couldn't help hooking the corners of his mouth, bent over to hug Gu Ye, and carried him back to his bedroom.

A few minutes later, Yu Ze went to the guest room with a quilt. After calculating the success rate of making the bed, he returned to the living room with a cold face, and slept on the sofa with a blank face.

The next morning, Gu Ye got up and came to the living room with a bewildered face. Seeing Yu Ze lying on the sofa, he suddenly woke up. How did he switch places with Yu Ze last night

Gu Yezheng was embarrassed and didn't want to think deeply. The doorbell was rang. Yu Ze slowly opened his eyes, sat up, and said to Gu Ye, "Good morning."

Gu Ye blinked, "Okay."

Yu Ze went to open the door. Secretary Liu saw that Gu Ye was shocked and almost dropped the breakfast, and hurriedly handed the breakfast to Yu Ze. Secretary Liu lowered his head, covered his gaffe, and took out a pair of shoes from his pocket. Wearing the condom, the heart has already exploded. He didn't sleep well after receiving the call to bring two breakfasts last night. He spent the whole night thinking about which goblin had confused Mr. Gao Leng, but he didn't expect it! It was a man! Looking at Gu Ye's familiar face again, Secretary Liu felt that it was indeed quite a fairy.

Yu Ze put the rice on the table, "I'll take you home after breakfast."

Gu Ye pinched his fingers and calculated, "No need, I'll take a taxi by myself and go under the overpass." Seeing Yu Ze's puzzled expression, Gu Ye said with a smile, "Someone came to give me money today."

Yu Ze: "… "

As a good decathlon secretary, Secretary Liu had put on gloves and started cleaning. Hearing Gu Ye's words, he asked in surprise, "Can this count?"

Gu Ye smiled, "Yes, you have a water problem today, um... don't touch hot and cold water."

Secretary Liu lowered his head, thinking that he was too talkative, and asked himself a disaster.

Gu Ye was eating, and suddenly thought of what happened last night, and still explained: "By the way, I lied to that little girl last night, I didn't take advantage of you, you can rest assured."

Yu Zhe took a sip, and put down the steamed dumplings he picked up.

Just as Gu Ye wanted to ask what was wrong, he heard "Ouch", he and Yu Ze looked at each other, walked quickly to the kitchen, and saw Secretary Liu holding a water glass with embarrassment on his face, and the crotch of his trousers was full of water.

"Master Gu, it's too accurate." Secretary Liu embarrassedly squeezed out such a sentence, his face flushed, and he was very glad to hear Gu Ye's words and took a glass of room temperature water, in case it was hot water or ice water... It hurts to think about it!

Gu Ye didn't know what to say, so he could only give the other party a sympathetic look.

When he went back to eat again, Gu Ye found that Yu Ze seemed to be angry, because the other party ate all the steamed dumplings he liked with three fresh fillings, wiped his mouth expressionlessly after eating, and pushed him a beef and celery.

Gu Ye ate slowly, confused, why? Nobody messed with him!

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He Yunyi did not hesitate to drive for more than four hours and traveled more than 800 miles, and finally came to the imperial capital again, and that morning, under the overpass where he met Gu Ye and Gu Yang.

After listening to Gu Ye's words, he went all the way east and found a factory by chance. After some negotiation, the factory manager took out all the stock and asked him to deliver the goods first and come back to make up the money, saving his processing. The factory also saved the jobs of hundreds of workers.

He Yunyi was not only grateful to the boss, but also to Gu Ye who pointed the way. He originally planned to wait here for a few days, hoping to find Gu Ye. After all, Gu Ye said that he was here for the summer vacation, but he did not say which day of the summer vacation. Unexpectedly, when he got out of the car, he saw that there was a long queue in the position where Gu Ye was, and the young faces surrounded by them were the little gentlemen he was looking for

"There is a saying that there are ten no burials in the yin house. Every time you violate one of them, it will bring disaster to the descendants. Your face is painless and disaster-free. There is no problem in choosing the location of the ancestral tomb. Why do you still need to move the grave?" Gu Ye looked at the face of the aunt in front of him, really do not understand.

The aunt smiled embarrassedly, "Didn't you say that burying a feng shui treasure can bless future generations with great fortune? I just found the ancestral grave in my hometown."

Gu Ye clicked his tongue, and said slowly: "You, don't worry about food and drink, and your children and grandchildren are full of blessings that others can't get. You don't have to worry about your ancestors for the sake of future generations. To lose the blessing of future generations, don't you think?"

"It's the same reason." The aunt nodded in agreement, "Then give me another test to see if my son can get a promotion this year?"

Gu Ye stood up and said with a smile, "No, today's ten hexagrams are over."

"Where is it? Am I not the ninth?"

Gu Ye pointed to He Yunyi, who was standing at the back of the crowd, "That old customer made a reservation three months ago."

Seeing that everyone had dispersed, He Yunyi stepped forward and said excitedly, "Sir, we meet again!"

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I knew I didn't read the wrong person, and you will come back and give me the 30,000 yuan."

He Yunyi laughed, quickly took out his wallet, and took out a card with a password written on the back, "This is 60,000 yuan, thank you little gentleman for your guidance."

Gu Ye took it and squinted at it, "It's 30,000 more, tsk, there's no reason to return the money when it's in my hands, so I'll give you another piece of advice. After three years, don't let your son get close to Sham Shui. ."

He Yunyi was shivering all over. His son is only one year old now and he likes to play with water. The little gentleman reminded him about this. Could it be that... He Yunyi was frightened into a cold sweat. Gu Ye picked up his maza with a smile and waved his hand, "You don't need to give it any more, it's enough, your hardest time is over, it's up to you in business, as long as you stick to the present The original intention is to seek development with quality, and the future can be expected."

With Gu Ye's words, He Yunyi, who was still a little lacking in confidence, immediately straightened his back and was full of confidence.

Gu Ye took the money, went to a mobile teller machine, and took out another 200,000 yuan from his account, which was transferred to Hope Primary School. He has transferred money from this account countless times, and he is familiar with the back and forth.

When I got home at noon, just in time for dinner, Gu Decheng asked concernedly, "What did you do yesterday? Why did you save people? Is it dangerous?"

"It's not dangerous," Gu Ye spread his hands, and said with a relaxed expression, "I just saved it, just ran a few laps."

Gu Decheng was relieved now, "Don't be a bad person if you have nothing to do, protect yourself first. You can talk to Yu Ze, and you should learn from others."

Gu Ye didn't care, still resenting the three fresh steamed dumplings that were eaten, "I don't know how to do business, and he doesn't know how to fortune."

"How much money can you make from fortune-telling? Are you planning to fortune-telling for the rest of your life?"

"It's no problem to support myself in this life. It's not fun to earn too much and not spend it."

"When you get married in the future, let the girls follow you to set up a stall under the overpass?"

"I may not be able to make a home, and no one will follow me."

When Gu Ye said this, his parents were stunned, "Why?"

Gu Ye touched his chin and said deeply: "To be honest, I don't know if I like men or women, or maybe I like a ghost. As long as I look good and I like it, I might like it. , I don't know what species it is."

Dad Gu immediately felt that his blood pressure was about to go up.

Seeing that her husband's face was wrong, Mrs. Gu quickly gave Gu Ye a wink and told him to shut up, "The child is still young, it's a little early to talk about this. When you have time in college, you may find a girl you like. By the way, Several schools called today, but I rejected them all. I listened to my son and went to Imperial No. 1 University, which is close to home."

Gu Ye smiled and rolled his eyes, "Thank you Mom!"

"You are the best. When your brother is on vacation, I want to go to your grandma's place for a week, so you can go too."

Gu Ye's expression froze. The little mother was a farmer. Her parents made a fortune by contracting a mountain and planting fruit trees. She also had a younger brother, who was always called uncle. How should I put it, the family members are honest and responsible, their hearts are not bad, and they are not bad to him, but they are not biological after all, which is somewhat embarrassing. When the family speaks, what does he follow along

"I'm so old, so don't follow me."

Madam Gu was worried, "Then you are at home by yourself?"

Gu Ye nodded, "I eat with my father in the morning and in the evening. If my father doesn't come back at noon, I can ask my nanny and aunt to cook for me. If I don't want to eat, I can go out to eat with my classmates. You can go and take it to your grandparents and aunts and uncles. ."

Gu Ye didn't want to go, and Gu Yang naturally didn't want to go either. Mrs. Gu picked up her son's ear angrily, "You must go! Just leave after hearing the results."

Gu Ye gave his brother a look of you seeking more happiness, in every way.

Soon, Gu Yang's results came out, and he forgot to write his name on the Chinese test paper, and he got 0 points. Mathematics is done normally, 52 points. English is normal, 68 points. Physics, chemistry, biology, geography, history, and politics are all less than 60 points, and they are ranked last in all grades. When Gu Yang came back with the transcript, Gu Ye knew that the child was cold.

Sure enough, his little mother, wearing high heels, chased Gu Yang with a feather duster for half an hour, and finally let him go, sitting in the living room angrily and wiping tears, "I'm afraid I'm not a fool! Isn't it stupid!"

Gu Yang squatted at the door and whispered: "Can you blame me? I don't want to take the test, okay? I think I did the right thing, but the teacher won't give the grade."

Madam Gu was so angry that she wanted to beat him barefoot, but Gu Ye rushed over, grabbed his mother, and persuaded earnestly, "You're almost done, he still has a beating waiting, so be merciful."

When Mrs. Gu heard this, she wanted to cry even more. She was distressed and angry, but she had no choice but to cry when she hugged Gu Ye back, "Mom can't survive these days, when she's old, she'll count on you! Brother, this trash, can't be trusted!"

Gu Ye endured a smile and patted her on the back, "Okay, I will take care of you when you get old, and I will take care of you!"

Gu Yang sat heartlessly at the door and complained, "Mothers are all made of water, hypocritical and crying."

Gu Ye glared at him, this silly boy, how much do you want to be beaten

After a while, Dad Gu came back, and the first thing was to ask for Gu Yang's report card. Seeing the score that he couldn't bear to gamble, Dad Gu looked around angrily, and touched the feather duster that Mrs. Gu had used.

Gu Ye stood on the second floor, lying on the fence, watching the domestic violence in the hall, sighed expressionlessly, and went back to sleep.

The next day, Gu Yang, who was beaten by mixed doubles, went to his grandmother's house. Gu Ye rubbed the dog's head and took a deep breath. Without Gu Yang's commotion, he felt that the whole family was peaceful and quiet.

Gu Decheng took a document and called Gu Ye: "This is your second brother's thing, you can give it to me."

"Ah?" Gu Ye pulled the dog king's ear, he still wanted to set up a stall, and the task came again.

Gu Decheng said solemnly: "It's very important, you must hand it over to your second brother."

"Oh." Gu Ye took it over helplessly, "What company name is my second brother?"

Gu Decheng said angrily: "Yu Ming Media Entertainment Company! You are really a younger brother. You don't know what your brother is doing."

"I'm sorry!" Gu Ye bent down and apologized. His attitude of admitting mistakes was so quick that people were caught off guard. After finishing, he quickly walked out of the house without giving Dad any chance to preach. When he went out, he sent a message to his second brother, asked for an address, and called a taxi. On the way, no matter what Gu Ye thought about it, he felt that something was wrong. What documents need to be delivered by him in person, and must be handed over to the second brother in person? Gu Ye looked at the file bag and saw nothing unusual. What was the old man's idea

Gu Ye subconsciously pinched his fingers and did the math. After figuring out what was going on, the expression on his face was distorted. There was only one sentence in his heart: I'll go! Dad is also a fox!