I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 49: I choose suicide!

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There is no self-study on Saturday night, and they are usually free activities. Some students go to the library to read books, and some simply stay in the dormitory. Gu Ye went home after dinner in the cafeteria. Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang also followed. It's called "House of Warmth", but it's actually a place to relax.

Zhao Pengyu turned on the TV, lay down on the sofa, and sighed from his soul: "Comfortable! Why didn't I ask my dad to buy me a house? Are there any vacancies around you? Let's be neighbors."

Gu Ye took out the fruit from the refrigerator. As soon as Zhao Pengyu turned his head, he found that the fruit plate floated towards the kitchen.

Xia Xiang took the remote control and said while looking for the movie: "There is a beautiful sister, you have seen it in the haunted house."

"Oh, that elder sister, draw that one!" Zhao Pengyu became less nervous immediately, Hongdou came over with a fruit plate, Zhao Pengyu hurriedly took it and said politely, "Thank you elder sister!"

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, this dude has such a big heart!

Xia Xiang saw a shadow flash past in the study room, raised his eyebrows, put down the remote control in his hand and walked to the study room, it was really strange to find this kind of thing in Gu Ye's house.

As a result, he didn't see anything strange in the study, but he saw Gu Ye's painting on the wall and a few large characters with dragons flying and phoenix dancing. After seeing what was written on it, Xia Xiang couldn't help laughing, "Gu Ye, where are you from? The master who I begged to write for you, is he crazy?"

Gu Ye sat on the sofa eating grapes, "It took a lot of effort to get it, isn't it handsome?"

Xia Xiang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Yes, yes, he's so handsome, it's a waste of a good hand to write such words to you."

Gu Ye rolled his eyes, "You don't understand the true meaning of appreciation at all."

Zhao Pengyu sat up and ran over curiously: "What? Let me see!"

Gu Ye ate the grape's hand for a while, then put it down quickly when it came to his mouth, and chased Zhao Pengyu, "Nothing to see! Don't look at it!"

"Why can't I watch it?" The more he was not allowed to see Zhao Pengyu, the more curious he became, and he ran to the door quickly, Gu Ye's heart throbbed, and there was a sense of shame that his underground romance was about to be exposed, "Daughter! Your uncle is here! Get up and say hello soon. !"

Following Gu Ye's words, Lingling, who was sitting on the bookshelf perfectly acting as a doll, suddenly stood up.

Zhao Pengyu, who just ran to the door, was so frightened that he jumped more than a meter high, and was scared out before he entered, "Mother! What the hell?!"

Gu Ye chased after him, hugged Lingling, and gave a serious introduction: "Don't be afraid! This is my daughter."

Zhao Pengyu looked terrified, "Why does she move!?"

"Because she absorbed a lot of resentment and developed spiritual consciousness, her IQ is only two or three years old, and now she is learning to speak, Lingling, say hello to uncle."

Lingling was very well behaved, and extended a small hand to Zhao Pengyu, "Hello, uncle."

Zhao Pengyu beckoned and waved, "You, you are fine."

Gu Ye breathed a sigh of relief, pulled Xia Xiang out, closed the door of the study, and asked the two of them, "Did you guys prepare a welcome gift for your children?"

Both of them twitched their lips and shook their heads, "Next time."

Gu Ye put Lingling in Zhao Pengyu's arms, "then hug her."

Zhao Pengyu was deeply afraid of this kind of doll who could move and talk by himself, and his face was full of pain.

Gu Ye told him seriously: "Don't worry, she won't hurt anyone."

Zhao Pengyu felt that Lingling's skin was not like those dolls on the market. It was really human-like, and was a little surprised.

Gu Ye said solemnly: "Her skin is made of human skin."

"Mummy!" Zhao Pengyu was so frightened that his face turned pale, "My daughter is back to you! Hurry up and hug!"

Gu Ye regretted, "It's rare for someone from the family to be so indifferent. Lingling, let's go and play with Auntie Hongdou."

Zhao Pengyu looked up and looked around with a ghostly expression, afraid that there were still people where he couldn't see.

Xia Xiang was used to this kind of thing, but was slightly surprised. The look in Gu Ye's eyes was a bit complicated. He saw the inscription of the word. Gu Ye is the head of the family, what he said makes people think a lot.

Gu Ye smiled without explaining anything. Xia Xiang is not a talkative person. He pretended not to know anything, picked up the remote control and went to look for a movie.

"Let's stop watching TV, let's play games." Zhao Pengyu wanted to find something to do, but he didn't dare to look at the human skin dolls wandering around at home. Especially the doll looked at him resentfully, as if looking for an opportunity to approach him.

"Beat," Gu Ye lay lazily on the sofa, and Xia Xiang also took out his phone, "Eating chicken or the king?"

"Let's be king." Gu Ye said, "You have to concentrate on eating chicken, you are tired."

The three of them turned on the TV and logged into the game until after ten o'clock. Gu Ye looked at his watch, "After the last round, you two will go back to school. I will play the wizard and take out my little fox."

Zhao Pengyu laughed, "Most of the foxes are little girls playing."

Gu Ye said indifferently: "It doesn't matter, this is the best operation, I'm lazy, skills are two or three, I'll run after I'm done."

"Why is there another mage? There is already a mage, and another one is on the fourth floor."

"It's okay, I'm fighting tanks, Gu Ye goes with me on the road, and gives him the middle road."

Gu Ye moved to Xia Xiang's side, "Brother protect me!"

"Okay~ Brother will always stand in front of you!"

Zhao Pengyu disgusted, "You two are enough! I play assassin and take out my monkey."

Xia Xiang is also a scheming person. He plays the game like a routine, like a small military division, always thinking one step ahead of his opponent, estimating the opponent's thoughts, and killing the opponent's shooter as soon as he comes up. Leafy. The opposite shooter is a vengeful one: Fox, you are dead!

Gu Ye flicked his tail and ran: Oh.

Opposite Lu Ban: Teamfights can be lost, Daji must die!

Zhuge Liang: Good.

Ake: Okay!

Zhao Pengyu: "They also formed a team."

Xia Xiang smiled: "Three rows to three rows, no surprise."

Zhao Pengyu: My big stick is already hungry and thirsty!

Opposite Lu Ban: Then come and hit me, if you can't hit Dad, you will lose.

Gu Ye: Monkey, don't touch my Luban!

Xia Xiang: It's my Luban!

Zhao Pengyu: Nonsense! Luban belongs to all of us!

The teammates were amused. This is a typical experience of eating Luban. Xia Xiang squatted in the grass with a smile and called Gu Ye: "Come on, squat here."

Gu Ye was already sleepy, yawned, and kept his head still. He ran with Xia Xiang the whole time. No matter who came, he would just throw a set of skills up, and then run away. In the end, Gu Ye happily took nineteen heads. After this round, Lu Ban on the other side has already served. Jia Gu Ye's friend: Sister, take me to fly~~

"Pfft!" Gu Ye was amused, this man was less heartless than Zhao Pengyu.

"Stop playing, let's go!" Zhao Pengyu took the bicycle key that Gu Ye put on the table, "Withdraw!"

Gu Ye disgusted, this stinky shameless!

It was probably because he was having fun playing games. After Gu Ye fell asleep, he was dreaming in Luban. A set of skills 231 instantly kills, and the second process is particularly pleasant. In seconds, Gu Ye realized that Lu Ban had changed.

He still has short legs, but his face has turned into a baby face made of inferior leather glue, with a pair of blood-red eyes, bloody tears flowing from the corners of his eyes, a few large freckles on his face, a small nose, and a mouth. It's huge, and it grins weirdly. It was wearing a shabby little black suit with a red thread in its hand, and walked towards Gu Ye step by step.

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows and said in his heart, "Oh, I'll go, but I dare to scare him if I can't beat him!" If I beat a ghost like this, it's like hitting my third grandson. Who gave you the courage to scare me like this

Gu Ye flicked his big tail and ran towards the opponent, sticking to his face is a set of skills, directly sending the opponent back to his hometown!

"Ha!" Gu Ye sneered across half of the canyon, blocking at the door of the other party's house, waiting for the other party to revive.

The grimace "Lu Ban" probably didn't expect to be stunned as soon as he appeared on the stage. He held a red rope and looked at his hand with a bewildered expression. He subconsciously came out to find Gu Ye. A big fox came out and slapped it to death with one tail.

After finally being resurrected, the ghost baby held her face in horror, "This is... the dream of a mysterious magician!"

Gu Ye was squatting in the grass. As soon as the ghost-like "Lu Ban" came out, he would use a set of skills to send it back to his hometown, and he would kill him even if he flashed his face. Killing and killing, Gu Ye found the fun, playing hide-and-seek with each other in the canyon, killing each other in a fancy way, killing each other more than 100 times in one night, causing the other party to collapse and cry.

When Gu Ye woke up in the morning, he was refreshed. Thinking about that dream made me happy, "This game is poisonous!" Gu Ye patted his face. He usually doesn't dream, but he never dreamed of playing games, but Lu Ban became a ghost, and he also So funny.

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In a dimly lit room with all the curtains drawn, a ghost child was sitting on the worship table and burst into tears, "I don't want to do this task! I can't take it anymore! He's a mystic! His spiritual power is too high, I lured him into the dream, but he dominated my dream! He kept killing me! I hid at home and didn't go out, but he jumped in and killed me! I hid in the grass, and he could find me too! Kill me in my dream Hundreds of times!"

"Don't, we've all taken money from others, how can we take money and do nothing? Didn't we already make an agreement when you came back with me? To fulfill other people's wishes, be a good ghost." Beside the offering table, a The man squatted there and coaxed, "If you want to be unexpected, take advantage of the unexpected, just pull a red thread, you can do it."

"I'm not going!" The little ghost cried heart-wrenchingly, and the skin on the top of his head was shattered in a hurry. His brain seemed to burst through the sutured wound. It looked very scary and persuaded his man to quietly go to the He stepped back a little, and coaxed hard: "You try again, if you succeed, I'll buy you five jins of lollipops."

Facing his favorite candy, the kid compared it with Gu Ye's horror, without any hesitation, "I choose to commit suicide!"

The man frowned and was a little impatient. He was about to get angry when the man sitting in the corner looking at the computer said, "The girl came to ask when her wish will come true."

The man lowered his face and said with a sneer: "Tell her that she is not sincere, God should not, ask her for 3,000 yuan of incense money, use psychological hints to fool her, and finally let her take a loan."

After a flick, Li Jiatong was at a loss, feeling that his life had lost hope. She has no money, all her money is earned by her summer job, she wants to retaliate, but she doesn't even have the capital to retaliate. She was lying on the bed, staring at the chat records on her mobile phone, unable to cry. Li Jiatong doesn't understand, how could her life be so miserable? Her eyes are getting darker, gloomier, and more paranoid, she is just not convinced, why is God so partial

The roommate who had already woken walked past her bed after washing her face, and was startled by her straight eyes, "Li Jiatong, what are you... thinking?"

Li Jiatong didn't respond, and sat up with an expressionless face. At this moment, a message suddenly came from the mobile phone: If you need money urgently, I will introduce you to a friend, no guarantee is required, the payment will be received within 30 minutes, and you can borrow 3,000 yuan. .

Li Jiatong's eyes lit up. She borrowed 3,000 yuan to teach elementary school students every day, and then distributed flyers on Saturdays and Sundays. She could definitely pay it back in a month.

She didn't think much about it, she had been fooled by the messenger of the True God and jumped into this pit completely, and she borrowed 3,000 yuan without doubt, all of which were donated to the True God as incense money.

After receiving the money over there, reply to her: Sincerity is enough, the true God will fulfill your wish.

Li Jiatong held her mobile phone and secretly told herself that she must make everyone who looks down on her pay the price and make everyone look up to her! She looked at herself in the mirror, the corners of her mouth rose gradually, her eyes became more and more vicious, she wanted to smile and watch those people die!

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Gu Ye ate Xiao Long Bao at the breakfast shop at the entrance of the community, drank a bowl of soy milk, and walked to school. On the way, I saw a young and beautiful woman running over in a panic, chasing after a few big men.

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, thinking that all the robbers are so bold now? Dare to run after the blue sky. He followed up worriedly, and heard the man ask, "When will you be able to pay back the money you owe?"

Gu Ye paused, asking for debt

The woman said angrily, "I've already paid the money!"

"What you paid back is the principal, and the interest hasn't been paid yet. Do you want your boyfriend to know if you don't pay it back?"

"As far as your dirty mind is concerned, do you think he is willing to stay with you? If you don't pay back, tell him what you did."

The woman collapsed: "I paid it back! I paid back three times! Why do you keep chasing me?"

Gu Ye frowned, loan sharks

"Stop talking nonsense! Pay back the money, and if you don't pay the money, I'll dig out your eyeballs and sell them!" The man at the head pressed the woman against the wall, pulling and pulling, Gu Ye said "tsk" and walked forward for two minutes Bubu, "Hey! What are you doing? I'm going to call the police!"

A few debt collectors saw that someone found it, and pointed to the woman, "You can do it yourself! Brothers, let's go!"

The woman glanced at Gu Ye, covered her face with her bag in panic, and ran away.

Gu Ye blinked, is he so scary

In the afternoon, Gu Ye knew why this woman was avoiding him. When he went to the library in the afternoon, he saw that woman again, who was actually a senior from one of his schools. At this time, she was with a boy, and was scolded by another girl pointing her nose: "You are a third party who destroys other people's feelings! Little San! Gao Ping! We have always been in a good relationship, why did you break up with me suddenly? Why did you suddenly break up with me? She's together? Didn't you hate her the most before? You said she was vain, pretentious, hypocritical, but now, open your eyes and see, who is the person standing beside you?!"

There are many students around, and everyone is talking about it, "It is said that the senior and the scolding senior were a couple before. They have been together for three years and have always been in a good relationship. That girl has always been unrequited, I don't know why. , A few days ago, the man suddenly broke up with his girlfriend and was with this woman."

"What the hell? You're in a good relationship and suddenly broke up? Did you fall for the evil?"

"I don't know, scumbag! Maybe I've already hooked up with that woman."

"It's disgusting, pedaling two boats!"

The man looked in pain and stood between the two women. Seeing that his ex-girlfriend was so sad, he wanted to go up to comfort him. After taking two steps, he looked at his girlfriend behind him. He didn't know what he could do.

Gu Ye looked at this farce coldly, and was a little puzzled, "It's so strange."

Xia Xiang looked at this scene with disgust, "What's so strange?"

"Did you see the red lines on them?"

Xia Xiang laughed, "I can only see that, and I can't see anything mysterious."

Gu Ye frowned in confusion, "It's obvious that he and she are the destined couple, what tied him and her together?"

Xia Xiang was stunned and couldn't understand what Gu Ye was saying.

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In the evening, Gu Ye set up a spiritual formation at home, with spells pasted on the doors and windows, as long as something came in, he would be able to detect it. Gu Ye was very concerned about why that little ghost came to his dream, and he intuitively told him that there was a problem.

In the middle of the night, while Gu Ye fell asleep, that kid really came again. The master promised to let him possess after finishing his work, and he could go out to play freely. The kid couldn't resist the temptation and came anyway.

He tentatively lay on the window, watching Gu Ye lying motionless on the bed, making sure that he was already asleep, and then crept in. Last time, he wanted to pull Gu Ye into his dream and control Gu Ye, but he didn't expect to be killed. This time, he didn't dare to have contact with Gu Ye mentally.

He quietly sneaked in through the crack of the window, not noticing that his foot prints had clearly landed on the window sill, and at the same time, Gu Ye quietly opened his eyes.

The puppet lying beside the pillow rolled his eyes to the side, staring at the ghost doll who had come to the bed without emotion, trying to stand up, but Gu Ye grabbed him and hugged him in his arms.

The ghost baby was startled by Gu Ye's action, and squatted at the foot of Gu Ye's bed tremblingly, afraid that Gu Ye would wake up suddenly, and the fear of being killed a hundred times in a flash was deeply etched in his heart. Fortunately, the person lying on the bed just turned over, his face turned out, and his eyes were still closed. The ghost baby breathed a sigh of relief, stood up slowly, and approached cautiously, feeling that he was completing an SSS. level tasks. Since I followed the master to the present, it has never been so difficult. It really took my life to complete it!

It was about to touch Gu Ye's finger, and Gu Ye didn't mean to wake up at all. The ghost baby was about to be unable to contain the joy in his heart. The more he got to this time, the more concentrated he became, and he carefully tied the red thread to Gu Ye's finger. , Excited to tie the knot, it will be successful soon! The ghost baby was so excited that she couldn't control her smile. At this time, she heard a "poof", and the person on the bed suddenly burst out laughing. The ghost baby looked at Gu Ye's face in horror, and the other party was looking at him with a smile on his face. , I don't know when I woke up.

"Mom!" The ghost baby was so frightened that her soul trembled, she wanted to run away.

The next second, the red shadow in front of him flickered, and he was picked up by the collar of his back shirt.

Seeing his appearance, Gu Ye covered his eyes with disgust, "This... it's so ugly! Spicy eyes! I don't want to see it!"

Hongdou said helplessly: "Master, don't make trouble."

Gu Ye glanced at Sister Hongdou's face again, and then at the ghost child whose brain was about to pop out, choked by the ugly breath, sat up angrily, pointed to the ground, "Stand up for yourself, Hongdou is away from me. He is far away, you two are not the same style."

Hongdou helplessly put down the little ghost in his hand and stood beside Gu Ye's bed.

The ghost baby was so frightened that she sat on the ground, thought about it, changed her posture tremblingly, and knelt down.

Gu Ye asked in disgust: "Last night was really not a pure dream. You have the courage to enter the dream of a mysterious magician. You are so courageous, you little brat, say, why?"

"No, it's nothing," Guiwa hugged her head and cried in fright, "Help me..."

"Shut up!" Gu Ye lowered his face coldly, "Just say whatever you ask, or I will kill you!"

The ghost baby was silent for a second, and was so frightened that she simply lay on the ground, not daring to look at Ye's face.

Gu Ye asked in disgust, "What's in your hand?"

The ghost baby trembled: "Someone likes you, let me lead the red line."

"Who?"

"The owner didn't say it. Usually, the target person is tied first, and then the person who placed the order is tied."

Gu Ye tore off the red thread in disgust, and threw a little devil in his face, "Your marriage has been messed up! What else are you doing?"

"No more!" The little ghost said in a trembling voice, "I will only lead to the marriage line, and the students in the school will not ask for anything else."

Gu Ye sneered, "Then you can stay with me. I think he took money from others. What did he use to connect him? Lingling, put him in a toy. He's too hot for his eyes."

The puppet lying beside Gu Ye's pillow stood up straight, jumped out of bed, grabbed one of the kid's legs expressionlessly, and dragged it away.

If the ghost could pass out, how many times this ghost baby would have been frightened and fainted, so frightened that he held his head, and couldn't help but cry, tears brushing, "The puppet, it can move..."

Lingling looked back at him, the resentment poured out uncontrollably, so scared that the ghost baby didn't even dare to shed tears.

Lingling was tired of playing with the boss's soul, and finally got a new toy, stuffed the ghost doll into the bunny doll wearing a pink skirt, and told him: "Dance."

The ghost child lay on the ground in aggrieved, motionless.

Lingling stood on the desk, looking down at the ghost baby, imitating Gu Ye's tone, "If you don't jump, I will kill you."

The ghost froze all over.

Lingling said expressionlessly: "If you dare to cry, I will kill you. If you don't obey, I will kill you."

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On the side of the ghost baby, they realized that the ghost baby lost contact, and they were almost crazy. After three days, they couldn't hold it anymore.

"Someone said that we are liars on the campus online in the past two days. We paid money for several days without helping to realize it. I realized that I had been cheated and wanted to call the police. What should I do? Get another kid who can sign marriages?"

"This thing is too expensive. It's too difficult to find one that isn't murderous. Where can I find such a coaxing kid? Or, let that one out?"

"No! That one is too fierce. He just wants to kill people. If it gets out of control, we all have to die."

"How can you give them their wishes if you don't let them go? With so many loan sharks, wouldn't it be a loss if you don't procrastinate for a long time? Wealth and wealth are in danger, and we will fight!"