"Sa wa di ka, you little meat!" Gu Ye slapped the greeting talisman on the little ghost's belly, "You can't write Chinese characters, can you understand me? "
The little fat man nodded, indicating that he understood.
"Let's just say, it's impossible to follow Tang Jingyi's instructions if you don't understand it." Gu Ye sat down and looked at the little fat man sitting on the table, "You can't leave, you can only stay in Huaxia, you want to find someone with fate. , or do you want to follow me?"
The little fat man grabbed Gu Ye's clothes in a second and proved that he had chosen with practical actions.
Gu Ye smiled, "Okay, that's the only way to do it, but I don't have anything to eat or work here, you have to find something for yourself to do, see for yourself, what can you do?"
The little fat man looked at the red beans who were cleaning, looked at Lingling who was helping Gu Ye to draw a spell, and then looked at the evil spirit who got into the body of a little lion and tried to wipe the floor clean. He picked up the spell drawn by Lingling, held it up with his hands clasped together, raised it above his head, "balabalabala..." I don't know what the ghost child was talking about, the aura without aura was gradually blessed with good luck, Gu Ye asked in surprise. He raised his eyebrows, this little fat cub can do it.
Gui Mantong showed the talisman to Gu Ye, proving that he can really attract wealth and bless others, and bring good luck to others. He looked after Ye pitifully, probably wanting to ask, can he stay
"Very good!" Gu Ye happily absorbed a little ghost energy on his fingers, so that he could touch the big head of the little fat cub, "Jin Xiaopang, from now on, you can pray for ten lucky charms every day, okay?"
Jin Xiaopang nodded obediently and held up another charm, "balabalabala..."
Gu Ye poked Lingling, "Daughter, father gave you a task to teach him to speak, but a father like him really can't understand."
Tang Jingyi raising Jin Xiaopang may not need to listen to him at all, as long as he is obedient, but Gu Ye can't raise him like this, he can't communicate, it's too inhumane.
Lingling puffed up her cheeks and agreed reluctantly. Gu Ye touched her head and praised her with a smile. Then she went online and posted a Weibo post after a long time: 500 lucky charms, Ten pieces a day, all the money you get will be donated to welfare agencies. If you want to queue up every morning, only the top ten will be taken. If you want today, you can leave a message in the comment area.
Netizens are speechless: Master Gu, are you serious
Five hundred one lucky charms, what can I do
Lucky sign? The lucky one
I want! Sign up!
What the hell! Some people really buy it, and have the money to burn it
Don't be stupid, buddy, Gu Ye's fortune-telling is quite accurate, I've never seen him draw a talisman before, the so-called specialization in art, how awesome can he be, and how can he be able to do anything
Gu Ye sent an emoji with Erlang's legs crossed: Waiting online.jpg
Many fans were stunned: Forget it, he is good-looking, he said it was right!
I'm about to change jobs. I'm going to take this amulet to the interview. What if I have good luck? I want I want!
I want one too, it was produced by Master Gu, I believed it when I saw his face!
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Ten lucky charms were quickly ordered out, Gu Ye selected the first ten messages, Aite made a list and asked them to send the money and address by private message, and then told Sister Hongdou: "Choose ten lucky charms and put them in your wallet, I will I'll send it out tomorrow." After saying that, he went to bed.
The next morning, a large amount of spells had been placed on the table in the study, the little fat man had returned to his golden body, and Lingling was also lying on the bookshelf, maintaining a posture and closing his eyes.
Gu Ye was speechless, "They didn't sleep all night last night?"
Hongdou couldn't help laughing, "Last night they didn't know what to do with each other, one painted for a night, and the other prayed for a night."
Gu Ye looked at the workload of this table, and laughed out loud, "It's estimated that I won't be able to wake up in three days. It's too exhausting, these two stupid children."
When Gu Ye sold the lucky charm online, it also spread to the school. As soon as Gu Ye arrived in the class, many students gathered around, "Gu Ye, is that charm real? Give me one!"
Gu Ye smiled slightly, "We don't sell at school, our mission is to study hard!"
"Where to sell or not? Get me one, I'll draw a card and draw it into a non-chief!"
"Oh! It's not important to play games! There is a basketball game after class in the afternoon, Gu Ye, are you going to go this time?"
Gu Ye refused without hesitation, "I can't go."
Zhao Pengyu rushed over and grabbed Gu Ye's neck, "Go, go!"
Gu Ye rolled his eyes in disgust, "Let go of your claws!"
"Yo? This watch looks like my uncle's watch." Zhao Pengyu's attention was taken away by the thing on Gu Ye's wrist, "Take it off and let me see it!"
Gu Ye covered it, "Don't show it!"
"Show me!" The two of them were arguing when a classmate came over and asked with a smirk, "Gu Ye, have you seen this scandal? Is this you?"
The news he was holding was the news that Mrs. Gu took a screenshot to show Gu Ye. Although he only took a profile of Gu Ye's face, he could tell that it was Gu Ye.
The classmate next to him happily clapped the table, "Hahahaha, this candid filming is sick, how is it possible for two men?"
Gu Ye smiled slightly, noncommittal.
Another classmate looked at Gu Ye and suddenly said seriously: "Well, although I am a man, I also want to marry you!"
Before Gu Ye could speak, the classmates beside him all beat up, "Get out! You crawl!"
"Go away! You will be strangled to death by a group of girls!"
Gu Ye held his forehead, why is it so noisy
Zhao Pengyu also shook his head, "Impossible, with his emotional intelligence and expressionless face, he may be single for the rest of his life. To put it 10,000 steps back, he's off the list, and he can't find a man like you. "
Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, "Why?"
Zhao Pengyu looked confident, "When he is unhappy, he speaks to kill people, when you are unhappy, your mouth poisons people, and it is a miracle for the two of you to be friends with Maimang. Tell me, what are you two doing secretly, and you can still be killed? made a bid?"
Gu Ye looked serious, "I want to marry your uncle back home."
Zhao Pengyu was stunned for a while, then sneered, "How is that possible? You are dreaming!"
Xia Xiang sighed, alas, silly child!
After the class, Zhao Pengyu realized something was not right, and he felt a little drummed in his heart. He sent a message to Xia Xiang: Gu Ye will not really like my uncle, you know, he doesn't care about anything, he is still a handsome dog. You said whether he was serious or joking just now. Sometimes when he talks, I can't tell what he is thinking.
Xia Xiang: I don't know.
Zhao Pengyu sent a message to Yu Ze: Today a man confessed to Gu Ye in public that he wanted to marry Gu Ye.
Yuzu: Hmm.
Zhao Pengyu was relieved in an instant, and showed it to Xia Xiang: My uncle is very calm, they are fine, they scared me to death, I thought Gu Ye really liked my uncle! Then he must be disappointed!
The corners of Xia Xiang's mouth twitched. He didn't know what to say. He said it himself, Gu Ye is a handsome dog. Who can compare to Yu Ze's face? Mr. Yu is confident, okay? Besides, if Gu Ye is unrequited love, why don't you try your uncle! Zhao Pengyu's thick nerves like steel bars are really bad.
However, a few simple conversations also made the classmates hear that Zhao Pengyu was actually Yu Ze's nephew. This kind of news was regarded as a joke by the classmates, but now they all regard Zhao Pengyu as their target, and they all rush to him after class: "Are you really Yu Ze's nephew? Oh my god, how old are you two?"
"Your uncle is amazing. We all consider him an idol, a business genius. Can I ask for an autograph?"
"Please sign! Sign this book, are you going home on New Year's Day? I beg you!"
Zhao Pengyu was scared and didn't dare to take over. He was very sure that if he asked his uncle to sign it, he would really be rejected to death, and he would have to be educated.
Gu Ye and Xia Xiang rudely abandoned him and left.
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After school, Gu Ye rode his bicycle home, sent the courier first, and donated the money to the welfare home. Screenshots of the donation time were also posted online. Gu Ye didn't earn them a penny.
Netizens are looking forward to it: waiting for the results of use!
After selling for three days in a row, Gu Ye didn't want to sleep so late in the middle of the night, so he handed over the task to Lingling, "Daughter, do you remember how I taught you to use the computer? Every night at midnight, you post a Weibo, pick."
Lingling nodded obediently, "Guaranteed to complete the task!"
Gu Ye smiled and pinched her little nose, dragged Little Fatty Jin from her back, and turned around and instructed Sister Hongdou, "Keep an eye on her, you can teach her if she doesn't know how."
In the middle of the night, Lingling's little finger poked and typed. Although the speed was very slow, she still carried out the task perfectly. Hongdou saw that her movements were interesting, so she recorded it on the side and sent it to Gu Ye.
Gu Ye only saw it when he was eating in the morning, and smiled while watching, "Sister Hongdou, where did you get your cell phone?"
Sister Hongdou smiled softly, "I can use the mobile phone that Lingling made for me, the ghost world uses."
Gu Ye praised: "This girl is amazing, let her make a sedan chair for you another day, and a few ghost servants, and you can go out for a stroll when you are bored."
Hongdou said gently, "Okay."
Gu Ye grinned and uploaded this video to the Internet: Congratulations to the winners! I'll send it to you in the evening!
Netizen: Ahhh! ! Scared Dad! This puppet moves! will move! will move!
Why move? Is it electric? It must be electric, right, not that kind, right
This doll is the one that Gu Ye bought for 180,000 yuan! What the hell! Bought from a human skin doll store!
I have a bad idea and don't know if I should say it
Please don't say it! Aah, I was actually slapped by this doll. I was so excited that I couldn't sleep last night, thinking that my little husband was talking to me!
The sunny doll hanging on her waist is so evil, it is a cloudy doll!
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There are also alternative aestheticians in this wailing sound, hahahaha so cute~~ such a beautiful doll!
It's so pretty! I can still move, I really want to raise it!
I want that same cloudy doll, where did you buy it, please Amway!
There are even people who want to do some business with Gu Ye: Master Gu, will you change your daughter's clothes? We support customization here~
Gu Ye: I want a red Hanfu. Ask for three modern ones, she likes the cute ones. Another princess dress.
The other party: Do you need to change your makeup? Send us your head, we can make up~
When Gu Ye heard that the girl's head was taken off and sent to the other party, she felt a chill in her heart: No, my girl is naturally beautiful!
Netizens are stunned: what does she like? Did she tell you
Don't ask, this is a ghost doll! It came from a human skin doll shop, plus it was raised by Master Gu!
What the hell! So spooky!
The clothes in this store are very expensive! The rich can afford it.
Surprisingly innocent and cute, she is still struggling with money at this time!
…
Early in the morning, Gu Ye deliberately dropped such a terrifying topic to blow up his fan circle. Not only did the fans discuss enthusiastically for a day, but they even gained a wave of fans. By the evening, the topic turned around. Because someone who bought a lucky charm is really lucky!
One is that a good company that has not been interviewed for several times has been interviewed this time!
Another one bought a lottery ticket and was lucky enough to win 2,000 yuan!
One is playing games, and the African-Emirates finally stood up with their chests out, drawing out six S cards a day! The little sister knelt down and begged for marriage on Gu Ye's Weibo excitedly, and no one could hold back her excitement.
These three were the first to receive them. When they said the effect, many people were moved. At one time, there were countless messages, all of whom wanted it.
Gu Ye was lying on the sofa at night and swiping Weibo, and after seeing the message, he replied: Only ten copies a day, not many for sale. I'm in a good mood today, let's count it~
As soon as he talked about fortune-telling, Gu Ye's private message was smashed. There was an id called "I don't want to be a Loli" that kept flashing. Gu Ye saw that her name was interesting and opened it.
Gu Ye: Hello, what do you want to count? Future or money
Don't want to be a loli: little brother, I want to calculate, how long can I be popular
Gu Ye: Show me your face.
Soon, the other party sent a photo, a clear and uncoded frontal photo, which seemed to be taken during the live broadcast.
Gu Ye frowned: Your makeup is too thick, and you even used a filter, is it still p? I can't see you like this.
Soon, the other party sent a face photo of a fat aunt with a big red face and a big round face in the plateau: "Little brother, I don't count myself, you can count on my aunt. She is an internet celebrity, can she become popular?"
The corners of Gu Ye's mouth twitched: the brilliance on the outside is like white paper, although it will only last for a year.
Don't want to be a loli: little brother, what do you mean
As soon as Gu Ye saw the three words "little brother", he felt a chill all over his body: it means that even if he develops, it will not exceed a year.
Don't want to be a loli: she just makes some money and doesn't hurt anyone.
Gu Ye can already see that this aunt just doesn't want to be Loli herself, he is speechless: This is already deceiving fans' feelings, and she will be punished.
I don't want to be a loli, and I don't think so: there is not a man in the Internet celebrity circle who wears women's clothes, you know the one called "Master is so beautiful"? He was not punished.
Gu Ye really went to search, and came back and replied that he didn't want to be a loli: She looks good, her eyebrows are so delicate, isn't it good for a little handsome man to cross the line? People didn't even say that they were female, so don't lie.
If you don't want to be a Lolita, you are probably heartbroken by this, so he turned to Gu Ye and said, "You're not sure!" Then I went offline and didn't say any money. Gu Ye is speechless, this person is not authentic.
Lingling jumped on the sofa and sat beside Gu Ye, holding a small bowl in one hand and a toothpick in the other, stuffing a cantaloupe into Gu Ye's mouth, Gu Ye taught the children while eating, "Daughter, If you buy something, you have to give people money, which is only right and right, and it is even more inadvisable to find someone to make a fortune and not give money.”
Lingling gave Gu Ye another bite, tilted her head and asked suspiciously, "Why?"
Gu Ye smiled and said meaningfully: "You can't owe money if you owe anything, but you don't pay the corresponding reward when you know about the secret. How can God let you go? Be cool, be cool."
As expected by Gu Ye, on the third day, the aunt came back to Gu Ye crying: Master Gu, save me!
Gu Ye: ? ?
I don't want to be a loli: The beauty camera I bought online suddenly broke during the live broadcast. My aunt helped me live broadcast. They thought it was me, and all my fans left! what do I do? I want to buy 100 lucky charms, can I get them all back
Gu Ye: Auntie, there's nothing to worry about, just ask yourself for more happiness.
At this time, the news on the Internet has already exploded, and the name "I don't want to be a loli" has just gone out of the circle. We all know that most of the Internet celebrity circles are fake beauties. Beauty, filters, and magical makeup techniques like changing heads can Created countless male gods and goddesses. But if you don't lose your horse, everyone will be confused when you understand it. After all, life is so stressful now, and watching live broadcasts is just for fun. The "real body" of "doing not want to be a loli" is completely beyond the bottom line of everyone's heart. Even if you have rough skin, a dark face, you have flesh, and your face is pockmarked? You are at least a sister! You are 40 or 50 years old, and you pretend to be a loli and call someone a little brother every day, who can stand it
The fans of "I don't want to be a Loli" are falling like snow. She looked for Gu Ye several times, but Gu Ye didn't reply. Even the live broadcast platform felt sorry for the fans, and ordered her to refund the fans' rewards, which lost her fame and money.
The Internet is so lively that even the students in the class are discussing this matter. The students in this class have family backgrounds, and some of them really like "don't want to be a loli" and gave her a reward. After the accident, they were depressed for a day and a half. , and then stood up bravely, deleted the app of the live broadcast platform angrily, and studied to make money.
What this buddy means, go to open a live broadcast platform by yourself, let the Internet celebrities who signed the contract all come to sign the contract, and whoever you like will be flirted with, and you will never worry about being cheated!
Gu Ye can only say: worthy of being the queen of businessmen!
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At ten o'clock in the evening, Yu Ze: Check in on the night of the eighty-sixth day.
Gu Ye: Pull the quilt to cover it.jpg
Yu Ze: I heard a rumor that I like you, I want to clarify.
Gu Ye was tired and wrapped the quilt tightly, here he comes again!
Yu Ze: This is not a rumor, it is true.
Gu Ye was about to cry, and he couldn't help but reply, "Okay, okay!" I got it, really!
Yu Ze: That afternoon, four cents, you still haven't taken it.
Gu Yefue: I'm sorry, there are too few, and the traffic fee is not enough to click on.
Yu Ze: Transfer 1314
The corners of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, and he simply sat up: I'm taking it, can you stop tonight
Yuzu: Hmm.
After Gu Ye clicked to receive, he rang the bell in a crash.
Not long after, a dark ghost was standing outside the window. Gu Ye crossed his legs and asked desperately, "Brother Ghost General, can you tell me where he saw so many messed up things?"
The ghost will sit silently on the windowsill, not saying anything.
"Okay, I know from your attitude. It seems that you really saw it from somewhere." Gu Ye replied tiredly to Yu Ze: Don't come to me on Sunday, I'll go to you.
Yuzu:
Gu Ye: Check what magical things are in your home!
Yu Ze: Cha Gang
Gu Ye said angrily, "Whatever you want to say."
Yu Ze asked seriously, "Is the company going to investigate? I'll tell you in advance."
"No need, don't say anything! Please keep your mouth shut, thank you!"
Not knowing why Gu Ye was so excited, Yu Ze was silent for a while, but replied with a good temper: "Okay."
The next morning, Gu Ye received another transfer.
Yu Ze: transfer 520
Gu Ye held his forehead and couldn't help but feel happy, rich people really can't afford it! 1314 in the evening, 520 in the morning!
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School canteen.
"Have you heard that the aunt who cooks especially delicious food is leaving. It is said that her daughter-in-law is about to give birth. She will go back to serve the confinement, and the second canteen will have to change the head chef."
"Be sure to cook something delicious! This auntie has a good temper, and the meat is super delicious. Do we have to eat grass when she leaves?"
"The school should wait for the new cook to come before letting her go. I hope the new one is someone who can cook meat dishes."
"Treasure the last few days! Eat two braised pork ribs for lunch today!"
Zhao Pengyu heard the gossip of the classmates around him, poked Gu Ye on the shoulder, and asked in a low voice, "Just figure it out, what kind of cook will come after this auntie is gone?"
Gu Ye: "... Where does this count? The other party hasn't come yet."
Zhao Pengyu continued to poke cheaply, "Master Gu, use your super power to calculate."
Gu Ye rolled his eyes, "You need a bit of a beating."
The auntie that the classmates said was chubby, had a happy face, and looked good-tempered. Seeing that Gu Ye was in a very good mood, she gave him a few more ribs, "Little champion is so thin, eat more, is it enough? what?"
Gu Ye said with a smile: "Enough, thank you auntie, congratulations, you've got a baby girl."
Auntie happily added two more to Gu Ye, "Hahaha, when the little champion speaks, I'm looking forward to a well-behaved little granddaughter."
Zhao Pengyu was beside Gu Ye, and said with a smile: "Auntie, he speaks very accurately, he can count, and he is famous on the Internet. There is at least one thousand fortunes, and celebrities ask him to count fortunes."
"Really? Oops! Thank you for your good words!" Auntie happily gave Gu Ye another spoonful of pork ribs, which was more than a double serving. Gu Ye said embarrassedly, "Auntie is enough, I have enough. I really can't eat it."
Zhao Pengyu was excited, "I eat, I eat!"
The aunt gave Zhao Pengyu a few extra dollars, "I'll give you an extra spoon too!"
Zhao Pengyu happily followed behind Gu Ye, and the beauty was bubbling.
Gu Ye was speechless, saying that his nephew followed his uncle, and Zhao Pengyu did not follow Yu Ze at all. Could it be that another nephew followed his uncle? After thinking about it, Gu Ye shook his head, Yu chose several nephews, if you let him, the Yu family's Chinese New Year will definitely be a disaster movie!
"We're going to hold a tug-of-war on Sunday, you go." Zhao Pengyu began to fool Gu Ye again during dinner.
Gu Ye asked slowly, "What are you going to do?"
"Come on."
"It doesn't matter if I go or not."
"Useful, as soon as you go, there will be more girls, the cheers are loud, and the boys' hormones will go up!"
Gu Ye complained: "Did you take the Shenzhou No. 18? So fast?"
Zhao Pengyu was disappointed, "Aren't you going? You can't not participate in any activities."
Gu Ye smiled, "I have something to do."
"Save the world?"
Gu Ye narrowed his eyes with a smile on his face, but took a bite of the meat fiercely, "I want to save the integrity and bottom line of a successful person! No matter what, he will go to heaven!"
While the two were talking, Gu Ye suddenly made a sudden movement, his face became serious in an instant, and he looked back at the rice selling window. Standing beside the aunt was a fat middle-aged uncle, who seemed to be taking over from her class.
Zhao Pengyu noticed that Gu Ye's face was wrong and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"
Gu Ye frowned, "I seem to smell blood, and... rancid smell."