I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 6: I'm fucking telling you not to be too rude!

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Xia Xiang obviously found that he was being targeted, and shrank himself into a ball, shaking like a sieve, and the whole bed trembled with him. Gu Ye was worried that he couldn't hold back his pee, and he would have to be poured on the bottom bunk. In desperation, Gu Ye got up, walked slowly to the window, quietly pulled the curtains open a crack, and asked the ghost figure jokingly, "Miss, it's so late, don't you go home to sleep? "

Ghost Shadow stepped back vigilantly, and instinctively felt that Gu Ye was not easy to deal with. She asked vigilantly, "Who are you?"

Gu Ye was serious, "The successor of communism."

The female ghost suddenly felt that she had been fooled, her hair was windless and automatic, revealing a bloody face, her scarlet eyes glared at Gu Ye viciously, "Boy, I advise you to keep your business."

Gu Ye yawned lazily, looked at the miserable ghostly appearance of the female ghost, and said lightly, "Don't be too rude."

Gu Ye's attitude made the female ghost even more afraid, but she couldn't bear Xia Xiang's delicious cake of pure yin constitution. how big.

Gu Ye sneered, squeezed a finger in his hand, and could vaguely see the purple flames, "You don't leave, do you want to stay as my Pokemon?"

The finger Gu Ye was holding was the ghost control technique forbidden by Taoism.

The female ghost instinctively felt frightened by the flame, hesitated for a while, then turned her head and ran away.

Gu Ye clicked his tongue, a little regretful, he really wanted to have a group of cute Pokemon, it's better to be curious, this one is nothing else, it's ugly enough.

At this time, Xia Xiang was secretly opening a crack in the quilt, quietly looking at Gu Ye, his eyes were so hot that sparks were about to emerge.

Gu Ye ignored him, wrapped the quilt tightly and fell asleep. The wind was still rustling outside, and the evil spirit and resentment still didn't dissipate, and the female ghost was obviously still wandering around. This female ghost was unjustly killed, otherwise there would not be such a strong resentment. For the unjust death of the ghost, if the other party did not come to provoke him, Gu Ye was too lazy to answer.

The next morning, Gu Ye took the book and planned to go back to the classroom for self-study.

When Xia Xiang saw that he was gone, he quickly followed him. Before he could talk to him, he was stopped by two boys at the door. The faces of these two boys were very bad, their lips were white, and their eyes were bloodshot. When they saw Xia Xiang coming out, one of them pulled him away, looking nervous.

In the distance, Gu Ye could only hear the timid Xia Xiang anxiously saying: "I can't help you either, I told you not to play with that thing, it will really kill you, you just don't listen! I am the most innocent. what!"

After the early self-study, Gu Ye went to the cafeteria to eat by himself. As soon as he entered, he was blocked by Xia Xiang and his two classmates. Xia Xiang handed them meat buns and a cup of eight-treasure porridge.

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, "What do you mean?"

"Please eat," Xia Xiang said in a low voice, like a little bunny. Talking to his friends in the morning seemed to be in a hurry, "Thank you for helping me last night."

Gu Ye smiled and went around to buy food, "It has nothing to do with you."

After Gu Ye bought the pie and sat down, Xia Xiang sat beside Gu Ye with a blushing face, nibbling on a big bun with both hands, and said in a low voice, "I know you have rules in this business, and helping others will harm your own anger. Luckily, if it is serious, you will lose your life. You will charge a certain fee to help those in need, so as to make up for your losses. I want to ask you to help me, and I will give you the money. "

Gu Ye bit the cake and found that it tasted good and felt better, "Child, you know a lot, even the rules."

"Well, my family often looks for a husband." Because of his physical problems, he was either scared to death or entangled by ghosts since he was a child. He has seen many gentlemen who can count, and this is the first time he has seen Gu Ye. A person who can scare away evil spirits with just a few words.

Gu Ye said with a smile: "I'll take action, it depends on how much you pay."

Xia Xiang's eyes lit up and stretched out two fingers, "I can only give you two thousand now, how much do you want, next month I will ask my mother to hit you on the card."

Xia Xiang's classmates didn't expect that Xia Xiang would give Gu Ye two thousand yuan as soon as he made a move, and anxiously tugged at his clothes to tell him not to be stupid. Xia Xiang looked soft-tempered and stubborn, unmoved at all.

Gu Ye was amused, "Okay, let's talk about it, how did you and that little sister form a fate?"

"It wasn't me, it was the two of them who played the pen fairy and called her out. I didn't expect that she would find me as soon as she came. She has followed me since before the winter vacation, and she has followed me after changing dormitories." Xia Xiang was desperate, He didn't provoke her at all, but all the ghosts liked him.

Gu Ye took a mouthful of porridge and persuaded seriously: "Isn't she beautiful? I love you so deeply, the boy is so lucky."

Xia Xiang really wanted to cry, "I don't want this kind of blessing!"

While Gu Ye sympathized with Xia Xiang, he couldn't help but want to be happy. He had a pure yin constitution and a pair of yin and yang eyes. The ghosts would eat him like a big tonic pill. However, Xia Xiang has no ability to protect himself, and I really don't know how he grew up safely.

After he was full, Gu Ye took Xia Xiang's hand and drew a spell on the other's arm with his bare hands, "If you see those things again, just meditate in your heart: How dare you live under my control? Tian Gang is shocked. , a bunch of demons."

Xia Xiang silently recited it in his mind, and asked curiously, "This is?"

"Cure the magic spell, recite it when you have something to do, keep away from ghosts and ghosts. Your two thousand yuan is enough to buy this talisman, just for two months."

Xia Xiang looked at his arm excitedly. As long as he was in the same dormitory with Gu Ye, he believed that he would be safe. With this spell, he would dare to go to the toilet alone at night, and he would no longer be afraid of being woken up by urine in the middle of the night. Hold till dawn!

"Well, can you help them solve..."

Gu Ye had already stood up and was about to go back to the classroom, without even looking at the two of them, "Forget it, they killed themselves, and they will dance with others at night, or else I will be sorry for the enthusiasm of the young lady. ." Gu Ye paused, then added indifferently: "It doesn't matter if you kill yourself, don't implicate others."

The two scolded in a low voice with contempt, and they also resented Xia Xiang a little bit, which was unnecessary!

Lin Zihao looked at Xia Xiang as if he was an idiot, and his tone was still a little sour, "Are you stupid, two thousand, how many mines do your family have, and so much pocket money for you to make!"

Liu Yiwen also said: "He obviously lied to you, what a ghost, how can I see nothing, the emperor's new clothes?"

"It must be a lie. He has no way of catching ghosts at all. He is a rich kid, the last rubbish in the whole grade, and I don't know how he became sharp after a holiday. If I had his conditions, I would have done it earlier. He was specially recruited in advance by a famous university, so you believe him. Liu Yiwen, let's go, we don't have so much spare money to make."

Liu Yiwen also felt that Lin Zihao's words made sense, but Lin Zihao's words were a bit too much. He glanced at Xia Xiang apologetically, left a sentence, "Do it yourself," and followed Lin Zihao away.

Xia Xiang sullenly ate while holding the steamed buns. It's true that his family is rich, but he has never used money to misbehave. Before the winter vacation, the copper coins that blocked the female ghost from entering the door were bought by his father at the master at a high price, otherwise they would have died long ago. He spent his money to save his life and pay off his aloof hatred for the rich second generation, why bother

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That night, in the dead of night, a dark shadow crawled into the dormitory where Xia Xiang was before. Xia Xiang was surrounded by Gu Ye, a person who didn't know the depth of his career. She didn't dare to make a rash move, so she could only settle for the next best thing and call her out. The two were Lin Zihao and Liu Yiwen. She fulfilled their wish for them, and the contract was concluded. Logically, she should have taken their lives.

She wants a complete face, she wants a complete skin, she wants someone to make an earthbound spirit for her, walk out of school, and seek revenge for that scum!

The copper coin hanging at the door had no strength after blocking her several attacks. The female ghost stretched out her black fingernails, grabbed the faint white light, rushed into the dormitory with the screams of the three people, and grabbed it at will. He caught Lin Zihao's hair and picked him up.

"Ah!!!" Lin Zihao screamed in pain, covering his head in horror, kicking his feet, struggling desperately, feeling the sharp fingernails pierced his scalp, blood flowing down his cheeks, and a thick layer of blood behind him. The smell of blood made him unable to tell whether it was his own or that of a female ghost, and even more frightened him to the core, crying and shouting, "Help! Help! Let me go! Yiwen save me! Zhao Pengyu save me!"

The female ghost approached Lin Zihao's eyes, sniffed Lin Zihao's scent, and narrowed her scarlet eyes comfortably. She has no face, and her facial features can only distinguish her eyes and mouth. The wounds are some deep, some shallow, and the deep places still reveal the white bones, and the bloody places are still hung with rotten black flesh, so close The distance, even if there are no lights in the house, the cold moonlight and street lights outside the window are enough for him to see this face clearly. The visual impact is not something ordinary people can bear. past.

Liu Yiwen held his head in horror, trembling all over, he had lost the strength to struggle, he was no longer even thinking of running away, he was scared to pee, how could he still have the courage to save Lin Zihao

On the other hand, another student in their dormitory, seeing that Lin Zihao's life was about to die, didn't know where the courage came from, he picked up a chair and smashed it, jumped up and scolded fiercely: "Fuck you. Ma! I have fought with you!"

People's righteousness can suppress ghosts, which is why people in the military and police industries dare not provoke ghosts and gods. Zhao Pengyu's sudden explosion of a stool really made the ghost's movements pause. The ghost was completely enraged, let go of Lin Zihao in his hand, and rushed directly to Zhao Pengyu.

Zhao Pengyu was so frightened that he ran away, and even crawled to open the dormitory door, only to find that the door seemed to be welded. Not only the door can't be opened, they are so loud that everyone around is deaf, and they can't hear it. Zhao Pengyu's heart is cold, and he thinks that he won't be cold tonight, right? He Zhao Pengyu, 19 years old, died in a righteous manner, fighting evil spirits to save mentally handicapped classmates, why does this epitaph sound so stupid!

The female ghost rushed over again in a blink of an eye, grabbed Zhao Pengyu's neck, and said viciously: "Since you are nosy, I will kill you first."

Zhao Pengyu's height is 1.8 meters. He was held up by the thin female ghost by his neck. He had no room to struggle. He could only widen his eyes in pain. His eyes were already full of blood. Zhao Pengyu glanced at himself. Lying on the ground and shivering, Liu Yiwen, who had no intention of helping him, was already desperate. The last thought in my mind was to worry about my parents from childhood to adulthood, and only when I was about to die did I realize that I had done a lot of fucking things to make them angry, especially my mother, but unfortunately...

Just when Zhao Pengyu was about to lose consciousness, he heard a bang, the door of the dormitory was kicked open from the outside, and a not tall figure came in front of him in the blink of an eye, accompanied by a miserable ghost cry, the ghost of the female ghost was all over the place. They were all thumped and smashed against the wall, black smoke billowed from the place where they had been beaten, and the face of the woman who was in pain was deformed.

The person who rushed in raised his feet expressionlessly. The cow cotton mop still had two horns, which looked cute. The next second, he kicked the female ghost in the face violently, cursing violently: "Fuck it. Tell you not to be too rambunctious! And let no one sleep! What time is it, you don't have a clue!"

It was Gu Ye who didn't sleep well because of the noise for two nights.