I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 67: Master Gu airborne hot search

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Gu Ye went back to school from Tang's hometown, only to catch up with one class, took Xia Xiang's notes in the evening, and made up the class by himself after returning home. Hongdou felt distressed that he was tired, came out of the Buddha beads, and planned to make him some supper.

Gu Ye said without raising his head: "Sister Hongdou, I'm not hungry, so you can take care of your wounds. Lingling, take two soul-nourishing incense sticks in the drawer in the lower left corner of my bookshelf."

"Okay!" Lingling dressed in a pink rabbit costume held up two incense sticks taller than her, and trotted all the way, Gui Mantong followed behind, holding a lighter, Hongdou lit the incense by herself, and sat in Gu Mantong's seat. behind the leaves.

Da Hei saw Red Bean sitting down, his soul was out of his body, he jumped to Red Bean's side a few steps, and lay on Red Bean's lap, Red Bean gently stroked the cat in his arms, and asked gently: "Young master is planning to learn to do mystic arts. Is it? You are so heavy with your studies now, how can you have time?"

Gu Ye smiled and said: "Gu family's way of being a human being, don't do it yourself if you can spend money, as long as you can make money."

Hongdou frowned suspiciously, and Gu Ye didn't explain what he meant. After reading the notes, he picked up the scissors and cut the paper-cutters until late at night.

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In the middle of the night, a broken gong sounded suddenly at the entrance of the Xuanshu Institute: "Let's swing the oars, and the boat will push the waves away~"

"Beautiful reflections on the sea... That tower, let's swing our oars!"

"Hahahaha~~ Good singing! Another one!"

People who are learning to sleep are woken up by these insufferable ghosts and ghosts. Normal people can't hear these sounds. Dare to come here to quarrel?"

After a song was sung, it was quiet for a little while for two minutes, and everyone in the Xuanshu Institute breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the mentally retarded ghost had finally left and could sleep.

Just when they were drowsy, "I am the strongest, the best, the brightest, the brightest, and no one can stop me from sprouting! I sprout!" Bro Gong's voice let out a cry from the soul, his voice Bei Ergao suddenly woke up the person who was about to fall asleep. When he heard this, many people followed suit, "Okay! Applause! One more!"

The people in the Xuanshu Academy were all blown away by their rage. Many young people lifted the quilts, put on down jackets in the cold weather, and went downstairs angrily, "Where are the lonely ghosts, you know where this is? Hurry up and get out!"

This young man was swearing, but he was stunned when he went out. At the gate of the Xuanshu Academy, there must be at least a hundred ghosts surrounding them, and they were having a party together. Seeing the young man come out, all the ghosts looked at him, and the young man's scalp went numb for a while.

1vs100!

Some of these ghosts died, some with little arms, some with little legs, some died of illness, their faces were blue and purple, and some were drowned, with water plants and kelp hanging on their bodies. Being stared at by so many ghost eyes, the young man's aura was instantly suppressed, and he said nervously: "I tell you, all the masters living here are masters. If you don't want to lose your spirits, just leave quickly, or we will be rude to you!"

The little brother at the front desk also had a sullen expression, "They have no evil spirits, and they have not done evil things. They are obviously innocent ghosts, and they are lining up to be reborn. After these magic circles were destroyed by Gu Ye, they have not been repaired. Can't stop it."

At this time, a few more masters came down, all with weapons, and they were very angry when they were woken up, "What's the matter with you? Who sang just now? It's so ugly to sing?"

A ghost with a crooked neck was unhappy, and stood up aggressively, "Why doesn't my singing sound good? You can sing if you have the ability, and you are not happy to let you hear it for free. Are you unreasonable?"

"That's it!"

"Bullying people, bah! Bullying ghosts!"

"You!" The man gritted his teeth angrily, and asked fiercely with the peach wood sword in his hands: "Say one more word!"

"Help! The people who have learned the profound arts are going to kill the ghost!" The ghost shouted, and many ghosts reacted, frightening the ghosts, "Help! Kill the ghost!"

The scene was chaotic for a while, and the young people of the Xuanshu Institute were all stunned. It was originally intended to scare them, who killed the ghost? Is it alright to touch porcelain

No one dared to touch them now. Originally, the outside world said that they killed innocent ghosts. If you touch them again, the hat must be worn.

There was an older master, seeing that this was not possible, he hurriedly ran to Baigui, "Calm down! Everyone calm down! You didn't do anything bad, we won't arrest you! Brother, you sing very nicely, really Yes, it's because the time and place are not well chosen, can't you go to the suburbs to sing? This is disturbing."

"If we don't go, we just want to sing here, the place is big!" The crooked neck ghost sat cross-legged on the ground and didn't leave, "Brothers and sisters, get dry! Twist!"

A group of little ghosts jumped up and down happily, "What are you going to sleep for, let's sleep together!"

The faces of several masters were black, and they really couldn't do anything about them, so they went back with gritted teeth.

This group of ghosts sang yangko songs and opened a party at the gate of the Xuanshu Institute, and they had a night. Early the next morning, when the leader came, the people from the Mystic Arts Society exploded. They all ran to the hall to gather to complain, and stood in the dark circles of the hall.

"I'm usually tired enough. I run all over the world, and I can't sleep well when I come back. When I go out on a mission, I'm afraid that my spirit will be bad and it will be dangerous."

"You can't beat it, you can't scold it, you haven't spoken yet. They touched the porcelain first, saying that you killed a ghost, and the ghosts in a radius of several kilometers can hear it!"

"Last night, all night long, my mind was full of the howling with a broken gong and a toneless voice. You say you are howling, at least you must have the right words, damn it! There is no right sentence from the beginning to the end. , OCD is really unbearable!"

"I can't do it anymore. Last night, I had the urge to go down with a knife and chop them."

"Don't talk nonsense! If this word gets out, we really can't go on."

After receiving such a report, the upper management also realized that it was unusual. "How do so many ghosts gather together? It's not common sense."

"Someone must have messed with us, and it was on purpose."

"It's Gu Ye? The person who has offended recently is also Gu Ye. Only Gu Ye can do such an immoral thing."

Immediately, an old man retorted, "Impossible, this Gu Ye has an upright temperament, and if there is anything, he will directly fight, just like he came to the door that night, how can he have such a scheming at such a young age? What are you planning? ?"

Jing Lianzhong has no time to worry about these things recently. "Hurry up and fix the magic circle and stop them outside. If they can't, find a ghost, give them some money, and ask them why they are gathered here."

On the same day, the people from the Xuanshu Society called back the people who knew how to make the formation, and rushed to make the formation. It was only in the evening to make one, and it cost dozens of magic talismans. The people from the Xuanshu Institute were relieved, they should not dare to come at night.

To everyone's surprise, these ghosts gathered again at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night!

Po Gong's voice has a duet this time, and one mouth is a male duck's voice. The two of them kept shouting until it was almost dawn before leaving!

The people in the Xuanshu Institute were going crazy, and when they checked the magic circle, they found that they had been destroyed. Everyone at the top knows that this is someone deliberately trying to rectify them, but who they are, they still don't know. Now it is facing the election of the president of the society, and there are intrigues. Who knows if the insiders are deliberately doing things

It has only been a few days, and the upper levels of the Academy have not found out what is going on. The people who live in the Xuanshu Academy can't stand it anymore. Most of these people are young people who have no family and no job, so they choose to live in the Academy's dormitory. These ghosts gather here every day, and they can't even sleep. Some young people can't bear it. If they can't provoke me, they can hide. Can I just move out

One person left, and others followed one after another. In a few days, one third of the dormitory of the school was vacated.

The Xuanshu Society also tried to keep people and told them that if you leave the Society, they will not give rent subsidies, and young people don’t care about the subsidies anymore. It doesn’t cost much for a few people to share a rent together.

The people from the Xuanshu Academy didn't bother to care about them, "Forget it, you can leave if you want, and you have to come back to take on the task."

At this time, a new small group appeared. This small group is actually a replica of the Academy, and it is also a group of friends where friends from the mysterious world gather together. The Xuanshu circle is so big. When you see a friend who may be your friend's friend, you pull me, and I pull him. After a while, many young people will be pulled into the group.

Someone suggested: "We can play by ourselves in the group, why should we join a school that learns to be controlled by others? How much money we make is our own, as long as we don't hurt the gods, don't use mysticism to hurt people, and don't start with innocent ghosts, we can do it. If you are sitting upright, you will not be punished. Besides, you are free to work, and you don’t have to decide where you live. You don’t have to go back to the headquarters. In the future, we will fight together, we will eat meat together, and we will fight with bastards. Just think about it. Cool!"

At first, everyone just waited and watched, but after two days of talking, everyone's mind became active. Old people are not good at fooling around, but young people often go online and run outside every day. They have more knowledge and are wild. Many of them know that their income is not equal to the money given by their clients. independent thinking. Now the group is all about the same age, and many words have come to the heart, which is really heartwarming.

However, everyone is still more concerned about a question: "Where to pick up work? If you don't have to work, what do you eat? Where do you live?"

"Why are you so stupid? Go out and wave! Use your eyes to observe, where is the need for help! If you see rich people, order more, and if you see no money, order less. What's the use of teaching?"

This group of young people suddenly felt that the door to a new world had been opened, "Is this still possible?"

The man seemed to have been wronged at the Xuanshu Institute, and said both tired and chilling: "What we learn is Xuanshu, and it is to save people! If you say it's young, it's to support your family, and when you say it's big, it's for the sake of the world! Not the mentally handicapped Durban girl who went to school. The association is originally wage labor. Who stipulates that it must be three obedient and four virtues? These years, it is too difficult. I wake up earlier than a chicken, sleep later than a dog, and do all life-threatening work. As a result... the salary is not enough to buy a house, and the money I rented was borrowed from a friend."

After being told this, many young people sympathized with him, thinking about themselves, aren't they? It's so miserable! Everyone immediately had a common language and vented together.

After chatting and chatting, everyone felt that it was really tiring to stay in the academy rather than go out for a walk, see the world, and get that bit of dead wages.

As a result, the upper levels of the Metaphysics Society received more than a dozen resignation reports every day, citing a popular Internet sentence: The world is so big, I want to see it.

With so many people going to leave, the Mysterious Art Society will definitely investigate the reason. This investigation was almost irritated. These young people actually wanted to have a small meeting!

Although the Xuanshu Institute had a headache, this matter was not easy to solve. After all, it was the young people who wanted to leave, and the older generation did not move, and their roots were still there. At this time, Mr. Tang and a few old gentlemen who founded the society spoke up: Don't vote, let's go, there's no need to do it, if you give us face, let's go.

As soon as these words came out, those old people who had grown up in the academy of metaphysics and had experienced many ups and downs with Tang Lao were shaken. They used to be reluctant to leave, but now they have nothing to cherish. What are you left to do

A group of masters in their 40s and 50s also submitted their resignation letters. The reason is very simple: they are old and want to retire.

The Mysterious Art Society is anxious now, God damn it! How old is this? !

In short, if you don't want to quit your job, you ask for leave, and if you don't approve, you ask for sick leave. For a while, no one has taken up the task of the Xuanshu Society.

When the upper management saw that it would not be possible to continue like this, they held a meeting to discuss it, and began to formulate policies: increase the salary and double it! Do not! three times!

Just when someone was shaken, the small group began to gossip again: "I heard that Xie Cheng went with others to calculate Feng Shui, and the rich businessman gave one million!"

(⊙o⊙) Wow! ! !

The little friends in the group were shocked. For so many years, they have never seen so much money in their fortune-telling and feng shui!

Xie Cheng happened to be in the group. He was well-connected and had many friends. All the friends who knew him well knew him. He asked Xie Cheng: Is this true

Xie Cheng had to stand up at this time, and explained embarrassingly: People originally wanted to give more, but my friend was embarrassed to ask for it, so he collected 1 million, donated 500,000 to the charity department, and accumulated virtue for both of us.

The friends in the group are all blown up: No wonder Xie Cheng is rich recently, and he even rents a house!

And motorcycles! That car is so handsome! Buy it yourself!

Xie Cheng, this poor man has money, we are still poor!

I don't need a million, I'll run for 100,000, donate 50,000 and there are 50,000 left!

The friends contacted a few people who could talk to each other. They formed a group and wanted to wait for the resignation report. They went for a run. The activists in the group greeted everyone warmly: Don’t forget to donate! This is to accumulate virtue for oneself, or else it will damage the virtue of Yin, and you will not live long!

Everyone knows this principle, but someone suddenly said: I have said before, that they donate money to welfare organizations every year, and everyone's name is written on it. Now that I think about it, I don't know if it is true.

The group was cold for more than ten seconds, and someone said: No way, if this is fake, isn't it a waste of life

At this time, someone suddenly said: "I heard that Huai Xiangguo died of illness and was just forty-five years old. Has his little apprentice not followed his uncle?"

The group fell silent for a while, terrified.

Xie Cheng: Don't think about it, let's do something good to accumulate virtue for yourself. Forget the poor, just give a bun if you can help.

Everyone reacted: yes, yes!

Xie Cheng: The evil ghost was caught easily, don't wait to harm people.

Everyone should say: yes yes yes!

Someone asked: How much does it cost to see Yin Zhai? I can't do anything else, I'm pretty good at this.

Xie Cheng: The same principle, rich people want more, poor people want less, how is it better than going to work! Stop talking, my master called me.

After the activist in the group finished speaking, he privately poked Gu Ye: Boss, how do you think my rhythm is going

Gu Ye was very happy to send a red envelope to the other party: Yes, as expected of running insurance, his lips are neat. If you work hard and perform well, I will introduce you to my brother's company and find a reliable job.

The other party is naturally grateful, "Thank you boss! I will do well!"

Seeing this, Gu Ye raised the corner of his mouth slightly, showing a satisfied smile.

He found this person under the overpass. At that time, the other party was wearing a suit and tie, and a low-quality leather bag was tucked under his arm. He looked like a man, but his face was actually red and stiff.

Gu Ye saw his face, he was a good man, and he had a good human nature, so he invited him to eat a bowl of noodles and asked if he wanted to do his business. The other party was so poor that he could not afford to eat. Hearing what Gu Ye said, he readily accepted the task. Using several trumpets together, in a few days, most of the young people who moved out from the Xuanshu Institute were kidnapped away.

In the evening, Gu Ye cut out another stack of paper figurines. After burning them, they turned into ghosts. He invited some real ghosts and sent them to the door of the Xuanshu Academy.

Let's make trouble, they all become bald.

After finishing it, Gu Ye called Yu Ze, "How's it going on your side?"

Yu Ze also knew what Gu Ye had done these days. Hearing him ask so earnestly, he couldn't help but tease him: "Isn't your tossing interesting?"

Gu Ye couldn't help grinning, "I'm just a little tossing and disgusting them. I still want to vote and continue to operate? He's dreaming! How is your side? Have you found any evidence?"

"I haven't collected all the information yet, cover companies, illegal business operations, tax evasion, and cult organizations brainwashing children," Yu Ze's voice was very soft, but every point he looked for was ruthless. Come on, there is still a month left at the end of the year, and it will be eliminated a year ago."

Gu Ye exclaimed, applauded especially diligently, and praised: "President Yu is indeed the son of heaven, handsome and split the sky!"

Talking about a very serious topic, the painting style suddenly changed over there, Yu Ze's mouth twitched, "You don't talk about it first, I have something else I want to ask you."

Gu Ye said with a smile: "Aiya~ I'll ask again after the skin is finished~"

Yu Ze said dotingly: "Then you go to the skin first, and tell me when the skin is finished."

Gu Ye couldn't get up, "Okay, I'm done, you say."

"You and your senior brother Gu Ye's temperaments are quite similar."

Yu Ze's words came out suddenly, Gu Ye's whole body jolted, and the smile on his face froze. He suddenly realized that he was too rambunctious, or did he trust Yu Ze too much, and usually slipped his tongue? After all, this person's insight is terrifyingly sharp.

"Probably because of my temperament, he just accepted me as his junior brother. During the Chinese New Year last year, when I was in my hometown, he happened to pass by and said that I was stupid since I was a child. It wasn't my fault. After being cured, throw me a few books and he will leave." Gu Ye lay on the sofa, letting himself relax so that his voice could not be heard at all.

"This is also a great favor, but unfortunately I can't repay it. I'm thinking, do you want to send his corpse back to your master?"

Hearing that Yu Ze believed his nonsense, Gu Ye quietly breathed a sigh of relief, "No need, my senior brother died as a sacrifice, his soul was scattered, his corpse turned into ashes, sprinkled in the heaven and earth, and there is no corpse at all."

"Okay," Yu Ze said regretfully, "What a pity."

Gu Ye smiled, "Yeah."

The two chatted a few more times. Gu Ye excused himself to hang up the phone, clutching his thumping little heart, and annoyed, he stuck his head under the pillow, but luckily, he stopped.

As everyone knows, at this time, Yu Ze's cold and sharp eyes are facing the screen of the mobile phone, and the color of his eyes is dark and unclear. In the bottom of my heart, a thought gradually came up. No matter how I thought about it, it felt too unbelievable. Yu Ze shook his head, got rid of the thought in his head, and picked up a document on the table.

Gu Ye, aged 25, whose birthplace is unknown, was abandoned at the age of four in a mass grave next to a mountain road. He ate hundreds of meals in a small mountain village. He was raised by the villagers in turn for more than half a year, and was later sent to a provincial orphanage. At the age of six, he was adopted by the spell master Shao Fuxian. He was born with a very high spiritual energy. At the age of ten, he played the metaphysics competition held in the museum's metaphysics society, defeating the metaphysics masters with an average age of 23, and became famous in one fell swoop.

He has a reckless personality, is extremely self-willed, often goes his own way, hates being restrained the most, and does things according to his personal preferences, and is listed as an outlier in the Xuanshu world by the Xuanshu Society. However, everything he does is on the side of justice, no matter whether the bitter master is a human or a ghost, he only helps the rational side. How similar is this to Gu Ye's style of doing things

At the age of twenty-five, he exchanged one's life for the people of Huaixin City, and finally ended up with no bones left. Dozens of masters of metaphysics summoned his soul for him, but to no avail.

Yu Ze put down this information, frowning all the time, is there really someone with such a similar personality

Confused, Yu Ze locked the data in the drawer, asked the assistant when the car he ordered for Gu Ye would arrive, and sent a good night message to Gu Ye, and got a heart-warming expression, The corner of Yu Ze's mouth curled up, looking at the photo of Gu Ye on the background of the screen, his eyes rubbed deeply. No matter how many little secrets he hides, everyone belongs to him.

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Accidents happened one after another at the Xuanshu Society, various investigations were carried out, and the internal elections could not be held as scheduled. Yu Ze used a team of lawyers, and Gu Ye was still involved, and the Gu family naturally got the news.

Gu Sen wanted to ask if he needed help, but when he thought of Gu Ye's words, Gu Sen couldn't save his face. Sister-in-law? The third one's

"Second brother, you ask Yu Ze, do you need help?" The elder brother began to catch the strong man.

Gu Lin said in disgust, "Why did you ask me? I don't want to talk to him."

Gu Sen hurriedly urged: "If you want to ask, just ask, where did so many things come from?"

Gu Lin was speechless, "I'm just a sandwich cake and a big CEO, you can't bully me like that!"

Gu Sen sullenly looked at his brother seriously, "Are you asking?"

Gu Lin sighed, "I asked, who made me a sandwich cake?"

Early the next morning, Gu Lin called Yu Ze indifferently after breakfast: "You're quite concerned about the Xuanshu study."

When Yu Ze received the call, he was not surprised, and said lightly, "It's my duty."

Gu Lin said calmly: "You should always treat what he wants to do in the future as a matter of course."

Yu Ze said coldly, "Of course."

Gu Lin pouted, feeling extremely uncomfortable, "Is this a promise to me as a big brother?"

"Yes."

Gu Lin said indifferently: "I still find you very unpleasant."

Yu Ze: "Hmm."

After chatting, Gu Lin didn't hang up, and shouted coldly, "Brother, President Yu said, he can handle it himself! You don't need to worry about it!"

When he was done he hung up the phone.

Yu Ze: "… "

It seems to take some effort to bring people home.

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In the twelfth lunar month, the weather is getting colder and colder, which seems to be the season that is easy to go bankrupt. First, the company under the name of the Metaphysics Society was found to be operating illegally, evading taxes, and brainwashing orphans. Although the upper class has not been arrested, the work has not been able to continue. The masters under their names have lost their jobs, and they do not know where to go in the cold winter. . Immediately afterwards, there was also a cold wind in the entertainment industry: Dingnan Entertainment Company declared bankruptcy!

The latter one is obviously more exciting and attracts more attention. The artists of Dingnan Entertainment terminated their contracts on a large scale, and all fans were anxious like ants on a hot pot, worrying about what their idols would do next.

And Gu Ye, who has participated in both events, was airborne on the hot search because of a sentence he said half a year ago!

For a time, the name Gu Ye became popular in the entertainment industry!