I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 70: Folk change dolls

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A gentle kiss made Gu Ye's mind go blank. Staring at the person in front of her with wide eyes, she froze.

"Stupid?" Yu Ze squeezed Gu Ye's chin, and it was really not easy to see that Gu Ye was stupid. He lowered his head with a smile, pressed his forehead against Gu Ye's forehead, and asked with a smile, "Isn't it true? Do it again?"

"Shut up!" Gu Ye reacted, glaring at each other with a blushing face, holding Yu Ze's face, and kissing back domineeringly.

Yu Ze's eyes sank, and he wanted to lower his head again. Gu Ye quickly shot and blocked the opponent's mouth, "One person, it will be evened out today."

Yu Ze was stopped, looked at Gu Ye expressionlessly for a few seconds, grabbed his wrist, and kissed him again, unable to resist.

Gu Ye blushed and really didn't have the courage to kiss him back, "You won."

Yu Ze's teased mouth raised, "I don't mind if you win it again."

"No, I don't want to."

"you think."

"I do not want!"

"I think."

"You don't want to either!"

The two were dawdling in the office. Secretary Liu waited for half an hour, but he had not received a notice to let him go back. Secretary Liu hesitated for a while, and asked outside the door: "Yu Yu Anyway, it's time for dinner, and you have an international networking meeting at one o'clock in the afternoon, you... check the time."

After speaking, Secretary Liu clutched his thumping little heart. He was a loyal minister who was not afraid of death in ancient times and persuaded His Majesty to give up his beauty and focus on government affairs.

Before Yu Ze answered, Gu Ye's voice came: "Wait! Immediately!"

Secretary Liu breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there is a sensible person.

Gu Ye went out first and looked at Secretary Liu with a smile, "It's hard work."

Secretary Liu quickly shook his head and glanced at Yu Ze's face. Seeing that the boss's usual expressionless face was now wearing a light smile, he immediately understood that he was in a good mood and spoke boldly, "It's not hard, you are too much. You're welcome, I just heard that you were hungry, so I ordered lunch and it will arrive soon, do you want to eat in the office or go to the restaurant?"

"Send it here." Gu Ye smiled, "I'm too lazy to go down."

"Okay!" Secretary Liu received a meal delivery call at this time and said with a smile, "I'll go get it."

After a while, the food was on the table, and Gu Ye was about to eat when Gu Lin sent him a message: Where are you? Big brother can't find you, so anxious.

Gu Ye pouted, not believing that his eldest brother could be insane: I'm here in Yu Ze, brother, if you two join forces in the future, you must write your lines in advance and communicate more, there are too many bugs, I'm too embarrassed to break you both.

The opposite side didn't reply for a while, Gu Ye chuckled lightly, "My second brother must be communicating with the eldest brother now, hehe."

Yu Ze sandwiched a piece of spareribs for Gu Ye, with a faint tone, but hidden edge, "I will officially visit in the next year."

Gu Ye laughed dryly, and his heart was suddenly lost, "Then my dad, will he be mad and go to the hospital?"

"Sooner or later," Yu Ze said solemnly, "he will not be in good health for a few years, and he will not dare to make him angry anymore."

Gu Ye nodded, and what he said made sense. He was very curious, "How did you persuade your father? Teach me."

Yu Ze made a move, "My method is not suitable for you."

"What?" The more Gu Ye said, the more curious he became, "Share it."

Yu Ze pursed his lips and served him a bowl of soup, "Hurry up and eat, trust me, you don't want to know."

Gu Ye looked at him suspiciously, always feeling that he should have made a huge sacrifice, so much that Elder Yu felt that he was not good to him and that he was ashamed of his conscience.

After the meal, Gu Lin's message came over: My eldest brother and I are free in the evening. I will ask Yu Ze to have dinner together. Do you ask him if he will come

Gu Yewen didn't ask, and replied directly: No! We finally have time to be together, only half a day!

Gu Lin coaxed, "Brother, I'll take care of you.

Gu Ye: Don't lie to the child, you two will definitely embarrass him and don't go.

Annoyed that his brother didn't reply, Gu Ye compared him with caution to show his consolation. When Yu Ze finished the meeting, he kidnapped Yu Ze to get off work early, bought two movie tickets, and went to the movie, and he was in a good mood.

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The next day, the family prepares to go home.

Gu Sen and Gu Lin came back early in the morning, and the family ate breakfast together. Gu Lin asked Gu Ye, "What time did you come back last night?"

Gu Ye said solemnly, "Ten o'clock."

Gu Lin glared at him angrily. Now he really wanted to form a group with the boss, and carry the third child for a violent doubles fight.

Gu Ye held the bowl and looked at Gu Decheng seriously: "Dad, my brother wants to hit me!"

Gu Decheng felt that the atmosphere between the brothers was not right, "What's wrong?"

Gu Ye felt wronged, "It must be that I didn't do well enough."

Dad Gu said solemnly: "You are older brothers, be tolerant to your younger brother. He is new to the company and has no experience. If you don't know it, you can teach it well."

The eldest and the second took a breath, and both looked after Gu Ye, and now they really want to hit him.

Gu Ye served his father attentively, "Love your father."

Gu Decheng couldn't help but tick the corner of his mouth, "Eat well."

Gu Ye has a cute face, "Okay dad."

Knowing that he offended people while eating, Gu Ye slipped away in the blink of an eye without waiting for him to be educated. After I went back and checked my things, I went downstairs. There were four cars parked in the yard, one for my parents, one for the eldest, one for the second, and one for the nanny and daily necessities.

Gu Ye looked at it, and Mingzhe chose to take his father's car to protect himself. At this time, Gu Yang ran over, "Brother, which car do you take, I'll go with you!"

Gu Ye just wanted to talk about looking for his father, but Gu Lin came over and said with a cold face, "Come with me!"

Gu Ye couldn't hide, but he was obedient for a second, "Yes, I'm with the second brother."

Although Gu Lin likes to laugh, Gu Yang is still a little afraid of him. When Gu Lin left, he asked Gu Ye in a low voice, "Brother, when will you buy a car?"

Gu Ye is serious: "I'm not in a hurry, the second brother has a car, so it's good to take the second brother's car."

Gu Lin turned his head, and Gu Ye smiled at him, quite pleasing. Gu Lin suddenly lost his temper, a skin boy who owed a beating.

Gu Sen sternly saw that the third and fourth children got into the second child's car, and said solemnly, "You three, get into my car."

The two boys dared not speak, Gu Lin said helplessly, "It's too crowded!"

"Everyone sees me and runs away, do I eat people?"

"Are you so serious?"

The boss said coldly, "Get in the car, shut up!"

Gu Ye secretly poked Gu Lin, "Second brother, let's sneak."

Gu Lin was murdered by the boss, and looked back at Gu Ye, "Shut up, get in the car, and give the boss some face."

Gu Yang didn't want to go anymore, and pokes Gu Ye, "Third brother, I want to go back to find my parents."

Gu Ye: "Shut up! You have no right to speak!"

Gu Yang took a deep breath, okay, the boss bullied the second, the second bullied the third, the third bullied the fourth, and the fourth shut up. Gu family's food chain, clearly.

A bunch of little ones were suppressed by the boss. The four brothers sat in a car, plus the driver, the five people looked at each other. The three in the back looked at the big brother in front of them with disgust, and their faces were speechless.

Gu Decheng was extremely relieved to see this scene, "The boss really shocked them."

Only Mrs. Gu saw that the two younger sons were wronged, and walked to the car and knocked on the glass, "The third and fourth, are you crowded, or do you want to come with us?"

Gu Ye and Gu Yang smiled bitterly, how dare they leave

So, a big family drove three cars, four brothers in front drove the road, the middle parent pulled Gu Ye's cat, and a big dog, and the nanny car chased after him.

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When he arrived at the town, it was almost dark. Gu Ye fell asleep on the road and was suddenly awakened by a suffocating aura. He looked out the window vigilantly. In the open space on the other side of the town, he did not know when a small building was built. The factory, the thick evil spirits in the sky are darker than the night.

Gu Ye stared there with a frosty face, and understood why the hexagram was displayed like that. This time, he really doubted in his heart whether worshiping the King of Hell would bring bad luck to the body? Do you want to change to another offering? Worship the Tathagata Buddha

Gu Yang noticed that his brother's face was not good, and asked with concern, "Have you had a nightmare?"

"I'm looking there, there's an extra factory."

Only then did Gu Yang realize the abnormality, "Really, it wasn't there when I came here last year."

The people who came back early have already cleaned up their homes, bought daily necessities and vegetables, and after getting off the bus, dinner was ready, and the family took their luggage back to their rooms, and went back to rest after eating.

Gu Ye stood by the window, but he could still see the gloomy aura in that direction. Da Hei jumped to the window sill and watched with Gu Ye. Gu Ye saw that he was looking seriously, the corners of his mouth curled up, he squatted down, and took a big picture. The black photo was posted on the Internet: Let me introduce to you, this is my cat, let me know about Yin Yang.

Fans were given a handsome face by Da Hei. Now Da Hei has grown up a lot, is fat, and is strong. In addition, he looks fierce and looks like a little leopard, especially powerful.

Fans jumped and exaggerated the black handsomeness, and many people asked him: Why didn't we sell Weibo with spells in the early morning? Is it not for sale today

Gu Ye sent a message: I am going home for the Chinese New Year, and I will not send couriers.

There was a wailing sound on Weibo, and at this time, someone suddenly posted a screenshot: FUCK! What did I see? Qin Xu just followed Gu Ye

Gao Yingjing is also following Gu Ye!

Feng Jiang also pays attention to Master Gu. Master Gu is already a god in the entertainment industry. This is not news!

Seeing this, Gu Ye, out of politeness, clicked back to the customs one by one. Before he could watch the fans' crazy screenshots and comments, he went to sleep with his arms around Da Hei.

Early the next morning, Gu Ye packed up his backpack, stuffed a spell, cinnabar pen, compass, and hexagram in it, and carried it downstairs. Mrs. Gu was just about to go out, and saw him come out and invite him warmly: "Son, are you going out to buy something with your mother?"

Gu Ye said apologetically, "I have something to do today, please let the fourth accompany you."

"You want to start a side business again." Madam Gu reminded him, "Your dad came back with a golf club."

Hearing this, Gu Yang complained hahaha: "How is it possible to play golf in this place? What did he do with that stick? Is it fun to watch?"

Gu Ye is helpless, this silly boy, of course, is spanking!

Seeing him go out, Gu Yang chased after him, "Brother! I'm going too!"

Madam Gu shouted anxiously, "Come back to me! Do your homework at home!"

Gu Yang didn't listen to his fucking words at all, and dragged Gu Ye to run so fast that Mrs. Gu couldn't stop her if she wanted to.

He came to the place where the fortune-telling was last year again. As soon as Gu Ye put the pony into the street, there were old people around who recognized him, "Isn't this a little fairy? Are you back for the New Year this year?"

Gu Ye nodded with a smile, "This year the whole family is back, this is my brother."

The uncles and aunts all praised Gu Yang for being handsome and blessed, and they praised Gu Yang beautifully. Gu Ye saw that the atmosphere was lively, so he asked: "Uncle, I see a new factory in the east of the town, you know what it is. factory?"

"That is a pig farm. It was not long after it was built. It is said that the people in the family had accidents one after another, and the factory did not open." When the uncle said this, he said with emotion: "I heard that one person died in the family, which is very miserable. of."

"No," an aunt next to him heard this and corrected: "The second child of the family didn't die. After being injured, his son was taken to another place and he never came back, so his life was saved."

"That factory, I know it too. I heard that someone was looking for it before it was built, but I didn't expect something to happen."

"Find someone to show you?" Gu Ye frowned, feeling that there was something tricky about this. During the conversation, an uncle came over and interrupted the conversation with a smile, "Fortunately, the little fairy is back this year, otherwise I don't know who to turn to."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "The uncle counts the marriage for the girl?"

The uncle slapped his thigh excitedly, "Sure enough, it's a little fairy!" He showed Gu Ye the photo, "Little fairy, give me the calculation, is the object my daughter is looking for reliable?"

Gu Ye frowned when he saw it, "Master, he is married and has children."

When the uncle heard this, his face flushed with anger, he threw a hundred yuan to Gu Ye and hurried away.

Gu Ye put the money into Gu Yang's pocket, "I'll buy you something delicious."

Gu Yang asked in a low voice, "Brother, 100 yuan is too little."

Gu Ye smiled, "For his family, 100 yuan is already very sincere, don't worry about it so much."

The two brothers were discussing how to spend the hundred dollars for a while, and an old lady riding a tricycle hurriedly came to find Gu Ye, "Little fairy! I heard that you are back, it's true! Can you come with me? Let's take a look at my little granddaughter at my house. Last night, the child played outside until more than nine o'clock and came back. She started to have a fever in the middle of the night. She always said that someone was pulling her. What frightened you? Go and have a look."

Gu Ye comforted: "Don't worry, take it slow, have you taken your child to see a doctor?"

The aunt said anxiously: "Look, the doctor said that I have a little cold, and I took medicine, but it didn't work at all. It's not that my old woman is superstitious, it's that the eyes of the child are different from usual."

"That's okay, I'll go take a look." Gu Ye carried Ma Zha, Gu Yang followed behind, and the two brothers got on Auntie's electric tricycle, doubting life all the way.

Gu Yang was still happy, he had never sat before, and the fresh one touched the other, "Brother, I'm so big, why haven't I been entangled in dirty things?"

Gu Yeyu said earnestly: "Brother, if you are like this, it is worthless for ghosts to find you."

Gu Ye didn't understand what Gu Ye said, so he said happily, "I must be murderous, they dare not look for it."

Gu Ye's mouth twitched, and there was nothing to say. The village I was going to happened to pass by the pig farm, and it was so close that Gu Ye finally saw the surrounding environment. There are villages on both sides, and there is a street in the middle. This factory is built right in the middle of the T-junction.

Gu Ye shook his head and wanted to scold that he was sick and built a factory at the T-junction. Wouldn't it be troublesome

A few minutes later, he arrived at the aunt's house. His son and daughter-in-law were walking around the yard with their three-year-old child. The child looked uncomfortable and kept crying. Judging from the clothes, the family of three does not seem to be living in the village. They should be working outside, and they are doing well. They only come back after the Chinese New Year.

Seeing the two young men brought back by the mother-in-law, the daughter-in-law asked in confusion, "This is?"

The aunt introduced: "This is the little fairy I told you, let him see the child."

The daughter-in-law looked at Gu Ye and said speechlessly: "What's there to see? The child is crying because he has a cold and is not feeling well."

Her son was not very polite when he said, "Just these two children, what will they see? Don't believe in this feudal superstition."

The aunt said anxiously: "I have already invited people here, you can let the master see the child, I tell you, this little fairy is really special!"

"What little fairy, don't let anything happen to you." The man waved his hand angrily, "You two, hurry up, don't learn well at a young age, little liar!"

Gu Yang asked angrily: "Who is a liar? You don't want to save your daughter, we don't want to save it yet! Brother, let's go!"

Gu Ye said indifferently: "This child was changed his life on the way back last night, and he will be weak and sick for the rest of his life. If you touch the back of the child's head, does it jump? If you don't want to save it, I can't help it. Auntie, take us home."

"Don't, what do they know when they are young!" The aunt stopped anxiously, and the child's mother subconsciously touched the back of her head and was startled, "It's true."

The man still didn't quite believe it, "What does this mean?"

Gu Ye said coldly: "When it stops jumping, it won't come back."

"Oh! The one who changed the baby!" The aunt reacted immediately. There is a folk saying that children are always frail and sick. It is very likely that the boy from the fairy family will go back early. If you don't want the child to go back, find a goddess and secretly change the doll for the child at night, some replace it with a paper man, and some randomly change it with any child it encounters. Therefore, whenever people hear that someone is changing dolls, they keep their children at home, and they are not allowed to go out in the evening, for fear of being replaced. She hurriedly snatched the child from her daughter-in-law's arms, "Look, little fairy, has my granddaughter been replaced?"

Although the child was crying all the time, but he didn't open his eyes, Gu Ye touched the back of the child's head, moved his fingers three inches down, and put a little force on the back of the child's neck, "Wake up, don't sleep. "

The child who was in a daze and couldn't wake up opened his eyes in such a daze and stopped crying, the aunt said excitedly: "Wake up! The little fairy is too powerful!"

Both of them were a little embarrassed, and there was still wonder in their eyes, and they woke up when they touched it. How could they be so amazing

"Is there any child's favorite toy or snack? Give me one."

"Yes." The child's mother ran back to the house in embarrassment and took out a barking pig called Peppa.

Gu Ye drew a circle with a diameter of one meter on the ground, and drew a talisman in it, and let the child stand in the circle, Gu Ye crouched down, and said with a smile: "Little boy, will my brother play a game with you? "

The little girl looked after Ye Chang's kindness and was not afraid of him. She was a little interested, but didn't have much energy, "Okay!"

Gu Ye took Peppa Pig in his hand and dangled it in front of the child, "You will run towards the bright place in a while, don't look back when anyone tells you, don't look back, and don't pay attention to him if he pulls you. If you run to a place where there is light, I will give you this toy, okay?"

The child nodded when he saw his beloved toy.

Gu Ye covered the child's eyes and squeezed a finger in his hand. Everyone present exclaimed, and the circle actually brightened up to the naked eye! Gu Ye pointed his finger between the child's eyebrows, tapped several times quickly, and shouted, "Run! The bad guy has turned into a mother and came to catch you!"

There was a crying expression on the child's face, Gu Ye encouraged: "Run, the little pig is waiting for you!"

The little girl struggled for a while, and then the expression on her face became a lot more happy, Gu Ye touched the back of the child's head, the corners of his mouth twitched, and snapped his fingers, "Okay, wake up. ."

Looking at the little girl's eyes again at this time, it has become a lot more agile, how can there still be a little sick

"Little fairy, has the child returned?"

"It's back." Gu Ye gave Peppa Pig to the little girl with a smile, and instructed: "Don't take the child out when it's dark, especially before the age of six, when the child's heart is pure, he will really see uncleanness. s things."

The aunt thanked Guye gratefully, and the couple felt embarrassed too. The man took out the money from his wallet, "Master, I was really embarrassed just now. It's because I don't know Mount Tai, so you can take this incense."

At this time, Gu Yang sniffed, "What, it smells so good?"

"Oh, I steamed big buns!" The aunt said enthusiastically: "I steamed big buns, pork and green onions, Texiang, are you two hungry, let's go after lunch."

Gu Ye smelled it, and it was really fragrant. Seeing Gu Yang's greedy face, Gu Ye smiled and said, "You don't need to pay for the incense, just give my brother some big buns."

"How can that be done? How many buns are only a few dollars?" Auntie firmly disagreed, "You saved the child for a lifetime!"

Gu Yang smiled, "Then give us all the buns!"

The corners of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, a straight-up silly child!

The aunt really liked Gu Yang's straightforward temperament, "The buns are cooked, I'll wrap them up for you right away and take them away."

When they left the house, Gu Yang held a large pot of steamed buns and steamed buns, more than forty, and sat on the small three-wheeled wheel that the aunt sent them back. Satisfied with eating.

"Brother, you can have one too! Auntie's pot is so big! It turns out that steamed buns in a big pot are so delicious!"

"...Then, let's have one." Gu Ye had given up struggling.

Gu Yang asked while eating: "Brother, replace people, is there such a master? No one cares?"

"Someone cares, God is watching." Gu Ye said lightly: "In this line, if you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself. If you do too much, you will be punished by God, and you won't live long."

Passing by the pig farm again, Gu Ye asked Auntie to stop, took out a pen and paper to write a few words, jumped out of the car, and stuck it at the door of the pig farm.

Gu Yang smirked, "Brother, aren't you a master, why are you still posting small advertisements?"

Gu Ye was eating the steamed buns and said, "In order to save people, the master sometimes doesn't want to lose face."

Gu Yang smiled and gave him another meat bun bigger than a steamed bun, "Reward you."

Gu Ye was almost full and didn't answer. He looked at the pig farm and asked quietly, "What do you think this terrain looks like?"

Gu Yang shook his head, completely incomprehensible.

Gu Ye asked in disgust: "Have you seen the guillotine that was shown on TV to kill criminals? Pull up the knife head with a rope and fix the head under the knife head. After cutting the rope, the knife head quickly falls off. When you come down, you can kill people with a knife, you can cut your waist, and your bones can be chopped off.”

Gu Yang was so frightened that he shrank his neck, "If you say that, it really looks like you!"

"This pig farm is the guillotine of these two villages. No matter what, not only the family members of this pig farm have an accident, but the two villages will also die."

Gu Yang was so frightened that he swallowed the buns!

It was almost noon, and the family was planning to call the brothers who ran out to play. The brothers came back by themselves with a big pot of steamed buns on their backs. Gu Yang, who was already full, stood at the gate, his courage rose up, and he shouted angrily: "Father! Mother! Brothers! The baby is back with rations!"

Gu Ye Fu forehead, who wants this stupid brother, take it away quickly!