I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 86: So exciting!

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Yu Ze pulled Gu Ye in, put his forehead against Gu Ye's eyebrows, and asked happily, "Don't say anything before you come? I'll pick you up."

Gu Ye smiled and said, "I have a car and know the way, so I can come by myself."

The corners of Yu Ze's mouth curled up, and he asked meaningfully, "Come and recognize your mother?"

Gu Ye said "hehe" twice, "Yes."

Yu Ze pinched Gu Ye's face, "I'll take care of you later, come to me suddenly, are you stimulated?"

Gu Ye pouted, "How do you know everything."

Yu Ze took Gu Ye's hand and led him to the living room, "I know a lot of times, but I just don't want to say, have you eaten dinner yet?"

Gu Ye was aggrieved, "No."

Yu Ze asked distressedly: "What do you want to eat, I'll have someone bring it over."

"Drink some porridge, and have something light at night."

At this time, all the non-humans in Gu Ye's bag refused to enter because of the purple energy on Yu Ze's body. The ghost general stood on the third floor and beckoned to them. Several ghosts sat together, all of them reluctant to talk and fell silent together. several minutes. Ye Li asked with a complicated face, "Is that my mother?"

Ghost General: "Hmm."

The atmosphere was even colder than before, and after a while, Ye Li said, "It's tougher than my dad."

The ghost general nodded. Gu Ye was considered a good-natured person. Compared with Yu Ze's ruthlessness, Gu Ye was the little angel people often say in the modern world.

Gu Ye felt that the ghosts were gone and the meal had not arrived, so he wrapped his arms around Yu Ze's neck and said with emotion, "I still have to do some ideological work for my dad. What if he doesn't agree with us being together."

Yu Ze said with a smile: "No, you can do your business with peace of mind, I will handle this matter."

Gu Ye squinted his eyes, "Of course I leave it to you when I'm thinking about it, I'm lazy."

Yu Ze smiled and hugged Gu Ye tightly, "Okay."

They hadn't seen each other for a few days. Both of them were greedy for each other's warmth and leaned together. It was not until Gu Ye's meal came that Yu Ze got up and prepared to bring Gu Ye's meal. Gu Ye grabbed his clothes and dragged him back, "Do you want to go out and run in your pajamas? I can only see you like this, sit me down!"

Yu Ze sat down helplessly, smilingly watching Gu Ye, who was transformed into a vinegar bucket, ran to serve the meal, and watched him dote on a large bowl of porridge, "Don't eat?"

Gu Ye wiped his mouth, "I'm full."

"Will you stay tonight?"

"Well, I decided to come here temporarily. I didn't bring anything. Lend me a set of your pajamas."

Yu Ze found two sets and let Gu Ye choose by himself. Gu Ye hugged the light-colored one, went to take a shower, and jumped on Yu Ze's bed when he came back. The bed has been requisitioned by me, you go to sleep on your side!"

Yu Ze didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Are you unreasonable?"

Gu Ye hugged the quilt tightly, "Don't talk about it!"

Yu Ze lay directly beside Gu Ye, hugged him tightly, and kissed him on the forehead, "I'm a normal person, you're lying on my bed, and you still want me to be a gentleman?"

Gu Ye smirked and suddenly realized what Yu Ze meant. He is slow in this regard, but he is also a normal man. Seeing the aggressiveness in Yu Ze's eyes, Gu Yegan laughed twice, "The two men... why aren't you gentlemen?"

"You want to know now?" Yu Ze regretted the agreement he made with him, "You are actually the same age as me."

"Nonsense!" Gu Ye covered Yu Ze's mouth, preventing him from speaking, "I'm only twenty! I'm still young! I'm still a baby!"

Yu Ze looked at him helplessly, and could only hug him, looking at him with gentle eyes, holding back his own desires. The person he loved took the initiative to send him to the door and lay on his bed, but he could only watch, which was really a torment. Yu Ze helplessly gestured to Gu Ye with his eyes, hurry up to sleep, I can't help but eat you again.

Gu Ye couldn't help laughing and rolled his eyes, Yu Ze let him do everything, how could he be willing to let go? That night, Gu Ye grabbed Yu Ze's hand and didn't let go when he fell asleep, for fear that he would run away. Arranged such a person for him, God really loves him.

The next morning, Gu Ye got up a little later. Breakfast was already on the dining table. He looked at Yu Ze with a bewildered expression, "What did you do? Impossible!"

Yu Ze shook his head, it really wasn't him.

Gu Ye looked at the appearance of the breakfast, and immediately recognized it. He walked to the window and asked, "Sister Hongdou is here?"

Ye Li's toes hooked on the fence upstairs, hanging upside down like a bat, holding a Lingling in his hand, and said with disgust: "She is making a fuss to find you, and Sister Hongdou is here."

The corners of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, really, take your family with you!

"Eat it, made by Sister Red Bean. She made us breakfast while you were in the bedroom."

After Yu Ze sat down, he said sincerely, "Thank you for your hard work."

Seeing that he didn't mean to contradict, Gu Ye asked tentatively, "Do you care that you have a powerful ghost by your side?"

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows, "What am I doing with a ghost, I can't see it."

Gu Ye smiled, "I mean if you can't see, will you still keep the ghost by your side? It's a good ghost."

Yu Ze sensitively sensed that Gu Ye was trying to test him, and asked bluntly, "Is there a ghost beside me? You are very interested in that short sword, and you even said sorry to that sword, and once talking outside the window."

Gu Ye was speechless and just wanted to ask: Are you still a person

Yu Ze put the peeled egg on Gu Ye's plate, "If you have something to say, just say it."

Gu Ye broke the egg with a smile, returned the yolk to Yu Ze, and slowly told Yu Ze about the existence of the ghost general. Seeing that Yu Ze was only slightly stunned at first, his expression was calm after that. I have to once again sigh at Yu Ze's concentration, which is absolutely world-class. He advised: "Don't drive him away. He has protected you for many years. Although no ghosts dare to approach you with purple energy, the sincerity of the ghost general is admirable."

Yu Ze said slowly, "I didn't want to drive him away."

Gu Ye was in shock, "Is it true? You accepted it so calmly, but I can't believe it."

Yu Ze said seriously: "Really, I'll see him tonight."

Gu Ye nodded in disbelief, having an unreal feeling that the opponent would admit defeat before he even punched.

In the morning, Gu Ye accompanied Yu Ze to the company to handle things. At noon, the two still went shopping for food, went home to cook, went to the movies in the afternoon, and went home after dinner. Gu Ye had an inexplicable feeling of living his life, without too many waves and surprises, but unexpectedly at ease.

As soon as he got home, Zhao Pengyu went to Gu Ye: "I'm going to find you to play games, Xia Xiang wants to learn!"

Gu Ye: I'm not at home

"Where?"

Gu Ye: "Your uncle is here."

"Goodbye~"

Gu Ye: ... I didn't say I wouldn't go back at night! Wait for me!

However, Zhao Pengyu could not survive.

Gu Ye disliked, "This nephew is not calm at all!"

Yu Ze put his arms around him and turned on the TV. At the beginning of "Financial News", Yu Ze was very attentive. Gu Ye watched the other party for a few minutes, and started the game bored. To tell the truth, he doesn't understand the "romance" of businessmen. .

After reading "Financial News", Yu Ze looked at the sky, "I can see the ghost general you mentioned at this time."

"Okay, cover your body with purple energy first, and then open your yin and yang eyes." Gu Ye grabbed Yu Ze's hand and shook it, "Except for the cat at home that can go out of its body at any time, today , I will also introduce you to the group of big babies I raised, there are a lot of them, that... you should be mentally prepared. "

Yu Ze knew that he had raised some non-human beings and had been in contact with them to some extent, but they were all afraid of the breath on his body, and no one dared to approach. Now that Gu Ye wants to introduce him all, Yu Ze is also a little curious, "Yes."

Gu Ye covered Yu Ze's purple energy, clapped his hands, and shouted, "Children, go downstairs and play!"

Lingling came first. The little girl had wanted to approach Yu Ze for a long time. After hearing Gu Ye's shout, she sensed that Yu Ze's purple energy was gone. She floated in happily and stood more than two meters away from Yu Ze. She was looking at Yu Ze seriously, as long as Yu Ze's father gave her a look, she could rush over and ask for a hug.

It's a pity that Yu Ze was not usually indifferent and ruthless. He just nodded to her as a response. Lingling pointed her finger shyly and looked after Gu Ye for help. Should she go

"Oh, my daughter misses you, so just hug her!" Gu Ye picked up Lingling and put it on Yu Ze's lap, "Tonight, my daughter's dream will come true."

Lingling covered her face happily, her face flushed, Gu Ye introduced: "She was formed by absorbing grievances, don't look at her cute, as long as she is there, no matter how much grievances the evil ghosts, they will not be able to turn over the waves. , she can drain each other."

Yu Ze didn't quite understand it, but still praised the little girl: "It's amazing."

Lingling was so excited that she almost flew up, covering her face and kicking her legs, Yu Ze was speechless, not sure what she was boasting about, why this child reacted this way.

Immediately afterwards, other people came to the hall one after another, and Gu Ye introduced them one by one, "Sister Hongdou, what you have seen in the painting, I was worried about my clothing, food, housing, and transportation, Miss Gentle. This is Tsing Yi, she can communicate with plants. , listen to the natural voice. Temper..." Gu Ye coughed and said solemnly: "If you have a good temper, you can do it."

Yu Ze looked at Tsing Yi with a cold face, pretending not to see Gu Ye's disobedience, and nodded.

Gu Ye picked up the golden fat man, "This is the fat man, the blackened ghost Mantong, you have been purified and changed back to the original, the daily work is to make money and good fortune, and make lucky charms with Lingling, online Now ten pieces are sold every day, and donations are made to welfare organizations every day. This..." Gu Ye looked at the ugly hot eyes, and thought that he was a cute little ghost, and said sternly: "Go back to me!"

The ghost baby got into the cloudy baby in grievance. Gu Ye picked him up, shook him, and set it aside at will, "This... It's not important, it's just a cleaner. This dog," Gu Ye patted the three-headed dog one by one. "This is a mythical beast I raised. It's good at extreme tracking. If you lose something, look for it. It's called Dogtooth."

This dog aroused Yu Ze's interest. He looked at it more anxiously, and found traces of needle and thread on the neck. Yu Ze immediately understood that this dog had suffered before his death, and he nodded gently without asking any further questions. The scope of Gu Ye's adoption was beyond his understanding.

At this time, Gu Ye looked at the door, "Where's the eldest son? Son?"

Yu Ze raised his eyebrows, when did he have another eldest son

Ye Li walked over indifferently with the bow on his back, Gu Ye happily introduced: "This is our eldest son, isn't he a talented person, handsome?" Gu Ye pinched Ye Li's little face, "He's handsome, why? So good-looking?" Gu Ye smiled when he received Ye Li's disdainful look, "Handsome is not the point, the point is that the eldest son is strong in martial arts, Bai Bu Chuan Yang, Ye Li, call him Dad."

Ye Li frowned, "Didn't you come to see Mom?"

Gu Ye said with a "tsk", "Silly child, you have to call your father when you are guarding the person involved."

Ye Li held his fist and bowed to Yu Ze.

The corners of Yu Ze's mouth twitched. Before he knew it, he already had both children, and the actual age of his sons belonged to his ancestors.

After this round of introductions, Gu Ye didn't see the ghost general, so he opened the window and looked, sure enough, the other party was floating outside the window. Gu Ye waved at him, "Yu Ze wants to see you."

The ghost general was obviously hesitant, Yu Ze came to the window with Lingling in his arms and looked at each other. The ghost general knew that Yu Ze could see him now and could not avoid him. look.

Yu Ze shook his head, "I don't know if I'm the person you're looking for. I don't remember you. It doesn't matter who I am in my last life, it doesn't matter who I am now. You don't need to give such a big gift."

The ghost general was still kneeling stubbornly, and Yu Ze said helplessly, "Get up."

Only then did the ghost general stand up, bow his head, and say nothing.

Yu Ze said seriously: "I thank you for protecting me for so many years, it's hard work."

The ghost general was stunned for a moment, and already realized what Yu Ze wanted to say next, and sure enough, Yu Ze said solemnly: "You can choose to live for yourself, and following me will ruin your ability. Either reincarnate or follow Gu Ye."

Gu Ye frowned and looked at Yu Ze, didn't he say that he should not drive him away? How come you don't count

Yu Ze patted Gu Ye's head with a smile, and said softly, "You will bring him to find me. Following me is worthless and too lonely."

Gu Ye immediately understood what Yu Ze meant. He didn't need the protection of ghost generals because of his purple qi. The ghost generals had all the skills, so he didn't realize his value at all, and the other one was loneliness. Yu Ze couldn't see him, couldn't communicate with him, his body was heavy with purple energy, and he wouldn't dare to approach him within three meters below the level of a ghost general. The ghost general has spent the past ten years in loneliness, which is too pitiful.

After Gu Ye understood, he persuaded: "Brother Ghost General, there is no difference between you following me or following Yu Ze, let me go."

Yu Ze and the ghost general discussed, "If you choose to stay by Gu Ye's side and live together in the future, can you work hard to bring them apart from us, it's too crowded."

Gu Ye didn't think much about it, and nodded, it was indeed a little crowded visually, and he had to live separately.

The ghost general looked up at the non-humans who were leaning against the window to look at him, and nodded. Gu Ye jumped on Yu Ze's back happily, and urged, "Quick, quick! Give me that broken sword! Don't regret it!"

Yu Ze helplessly carried him on his back, went to the study, and took out the broken sword that had been repaired. Gu Ye took a big fight, excitedly held the box around several times, and asked arrogantly, "Who else dares to dare? Fight with me? Big Brother Ghost kills a kid! Hahaha!"

Yu Ze watched him pampering, thinking, is it easy to hide such capable ghosts in antiques? Since Gu Ye likes it, he can buy him more antiques in the future.

After bringing the ghost general home, Gu Ye put the broken sword in the most conspicuous place on the bookshelf, and set three incense sticks every morning and evening. If Gu Ye is busy and has no time, Hongdou will also give him some incense and tributes. The treatment of ghosts raised by someone and ghosts that no one cares about is really different. Ghost generals don't have to run naked and have a place to breathe. Yu Ze also asked Gu Ye privately, will the ghosts adapt? After all, this kind of arrogant ghost may feel humiliated by changing owners.

Gu Ye hehe twice and told him: "I don't know how adaptable it is. Originally, following me is not much different from following you. After I graduate, we will live together, and he will still be with us. Now, Sister Hongdou and her husband are waiting for you. Serve him the same, the tribute is different every day, if he has a body, he can gain three laps!"

When Gu Ye said this, the ghost general was sitting outside Gu Ye's window, his body was stiff and he didn't dare to look back.

Next, Gu Ye and Xia Xiang together, in order to graduate early, hurry up to study, spring will soon pass, summer is the last sprint of the year, Gu Ye and Xia Xiang hold Zhao Pengyu at home, and the three of them study together until before the summer vacation , The trio of male gods still lived up to expectations, and their results were among the best. At this time, Gu Ye and Xia Xiang had already finished preparing the textbooks for the previous issue of the next year.

Zhao Pengyu was going crazy. He wanted to be a salted fish, but his buddies didn't want to. If he ran to play, he wouldn't be able to keep up with them. Before the holiday, Zhao Pengyu packed his bags, stood at the door and made a poisonous oath: "If I run out to play again during the summer vacation, I will swim in the cesspool! One hour!"

Gu Ye and Xia Xiang looked at each other, and both sympathized with him, Xia Xiang patted him on the shoulder, "I'm sorry eldest nephew, your little aunt and I were just about to tell you that we will go to see the high school head teacher, Teacher Yu tomorrow, and I heard that There is a famous escape room near his house, we plan to challenge the five-star difficulty after watching him and play for one night."

Zhao Pengyu: "...I strangle you!!!"

Xia Xiang was swayed back and forth, "You still want to go with us, right?"

Gu Ye touched his nephew's dog's head soothingly, "We'll wait for you to swim in the dung pool for an hour, come on~"

Zhao Pengyu just wants to die with them both!

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The second day after returning home, Gu Ye and the others bought some gifts and went to Teacher Yu's house to sit for a while. After retiring, Teacher Yu's temper has improved a lot. Seeing the three most promising students come to see him, he is in a very good mood. He asks them about their studies and whether they are looking for a partner.

The three of them shook their heads in unison, collectively being a good baby, and Gu Ye received two pairs of contemptuous eyes.

In the end, Teacher Yu did not forget to remind them that no matter what time it is, they should never forget their original intentions, stick to their own path, and follow the right path no matter what they learn. After more than a year, I heard the teacher's talk again, and the three still felt very cordial. After listening to the teacher's words, they said goodbye to the teacher and the wife, and the three went to play crazy all night.

When a difficult game encounters three academic bullies, one is thoughtful, the other is courageous, and the other can count, three people can quickly clear the level.

The boss doesn't believe in evil, and invites them to play another game for free, but three people are still cleared, and the boss doubts life. Is it really that the game they designed is too simple

The three boring people enthusiastically helped the boss to change the game level, and the changed boss was even more suspicious of life, "It's so difficult, won't my business really be cold?"

Gu Ye comforted the other party: "It's alright, relax, someone must be coming here!" While playing beautifully, Gu Ye's cell phone rang. Seeing that the caller was Xie Cheng, Gu Ye frowned and felt another Trouble.

After the call was connected, Xie Cheng asked dissatisfiedly, "Why did you answer the phone so late?"

Gu Ye was speechless, "Brother, look what time it is, four!"

"Oh, isn't it just midnight action in our line of work?" Xie Cheng laughed, didn't feel embarrassed, and said excitedly: "Hey hey, let me tell you something exciting, someone came to us today and said it was him. Mom wants to kill him, if you are free during the day, let's go see it together."

Gu Ye said with disgust: "I only care about the dead, not the living, you go to the police."

"No, it's the mother who cheated the corpse, and the corpse ran away."

Gu Ye took the lollipop that Xia Xiang handed him, and said vaguely, "You dare to take it without investigating it, what a mysterious thing."

"It sounds mysterious to me, so I asked you to come and see it. It's so exciting!"

Gu Ye squinted his eyes, "Cheating a corpse, killing your own son, there must be something going on here, that person didn't tell you the truth, right? How much did you pay?"

"There's not much money, it's only 20,000. I just want to see how to defraud a corpse. I haven't seen a corpse. Is a corpse the same as a zombie? Have you ever seen a zombie?"

Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "Calm down, seeing zombies is not a good thing, you give that person my contact information, and let him find me in the afternoon, don't rush to promise him when to go."

Xie Cheng heard Gu Ye's meaning, and agreed without hesitation: "Xing Xing Xing, I will listen to you, take me with you when you go!"

Gu Ye was very suspicious. The reason why Xie Cheng was looking for him was that he could not afford a ticket and wanted to rub against his car.

Going back to sleep until two o'clock in the afternoon, Gu Ye was woken up by the phone. After answering the call, it was a middle-aged man with an accent. He spoke weakly and trembling. He was obviously frightened, "Master Gu? You are Mr. Xie. Did you introduce Master Gu?"

Gu Ye yawned lazily, "Is it your mother's body that ran away?"

"Yeah! Help!" When the man heard Gu Ye's knowledge, he poured out with bitterness: "I heard the news of her passing, so I took my wife and children back to the funeral, but my mother's body was gone, and the whole village was looking for it. , none of it! When we suspected that someone had stolen her body, someone at the school at the entrance of the village said that the surveillance camera at the school gate took a video of my mother leaving in the middle of the night..." Having said this, the man broke down and cried, "She, She has a cat face! Green eyes!"

Gu Ye's eyes widened in surprise, and he was no longer sleepy. Is it so exciting

"It's not just this!" Then, the man said something even more exciting, "That night, she came back, she... She stood by my bed and looked at me!" The more the man said, the more excited he became, with a cry She said in a trembling voice, "She stretched out her cat-like nails and wanted to strangle me!"

Hearing this, Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, "Your mother is dead and the body is lost, can you still fall asleep? Are you kidding me?"