I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 87: Live better than a bird!

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When asked by Gu Ye, the man was stunned for a moment, and then explained nervously: "I was so tired that day, I fell asleep sitting on the edge of the bed. Master Gu, you have to believe me, I said everything I said. It's true!"

"If you lie to me, you're deceiving yourself. It's good that you are responsible for your own life." Gu Ye's eyes sank, "Add me on WeChat, take a selfie for me, and I'll see if your life is in danger now. "

In less than a minute, the other party added Gu Ye's WeChat and sent a selfie. The person in the photo only glanced at Gu Ye and replied indifferently: I don't have time for the past two days, you wait for me on Saturday night Go again if you have time.

The other party asked anxiously: Master Gu means that my life is not in danger for the time being

Gu Ye replied: I can't see clearly in the photo.

No matter what the other party asked, Gu Ye didn't reply, so he called Xie Cheng: "I can see from the face of this person that this person is a typical unworthy descendant, a treacherous person, his parents did not raise them while they were alive, and they died. If you don't bury it later, your children's obligations will not be fulfilled."

Xie Cheng scolded: "Don't save this bastard!"

"Let him suffer for a few days. I promised him to go see it on Saturday. I have to go there anyway. The body of the old lady must be found. If it hurts innocent people, it is a sin."

The man couldn't contact Gu Ye, so he contacted Xie Cheng. Xie Cheng also told him, "There is only time on Saturday. You have to live bravely."

These words made Fu Ximing's heart sway again. So, is it difficult for him to survive? His wife asked anxiously, "Did the master say when he will come?"

Fu Ximing said angrily: "It's Saturday, these masters are talking in a daze, and they don't know how to worry!"

As soon as his wife heard this, she immediately wanted to cry, "Then how will we spend the night? What shall we do when your mother comes back tonight? Let's go and don't stay here in the mountains."

"Do you think I don't want to leave? If we leave, people in the village must not stab us in the spine and scold us?"

Fu Ximing has a son and a daughter. Now the two children are also afraid. The little girl is more hypocritical. "I don't want to live in this poor place. There are bugs and mosquitoes here. I want to go home."

His son had had enough here, "I want to go too, I don't have anything to eat or drink, and there are still swarms of mosquitoes. I'm going crazy!"

When the mother saw the child protesting, she tentatively asked, "How about I take the child back first?"

Fu Ximing said angrily: "No one can leave? If you leave, am I still being scolded the same way?"

"Are you afraid that others will scold you? Aren't you afraid that we will die! You are already like this, why do you care about your reputation?"

The couple had a quarrel at home. The small courtyard of the farmhouse is not soundproof, and the neighbors passing by could hear it. Several old ladies who were standing on the street chatting shook their heads when they heard this, "It's not conscience, don't say it. If your daughter-in-law is not filial, you can't even kiss your son."

"The old mother was in her 80s, and she was left to live alone in her hometown. She died at home a few days ago, and no one knew about it. Until the third day, Dachun next door found out that she hadn't gone out. She was afraid of an accident and went over to take a look. , I found that the door was open, and his mother died at the door. In such a hot day, the body stinks."

"The most irritating thing is that the villagers helped his mother change clothes and waited for him to be mourned. He came back the next day, and his daughter-in-law was still wearing a pair of little red shoes. He deserved his mother to cheat and take them away! "

"Really cheating? Could it be that he didn't want to spend money on a funeral, so he buried it?"

"Who knows, this kind of unconscionable, it's better not to give birth and not to raise! If Wenwen is still alive, it won't make her mother suffer so much."

"Wenwen is a filial person, but unfortunately she died earlier than her mother. It is said that she gave her mother an insurance policy when she was young, and she has already paid enough years."

"I guess, even if there is, the insurance money will not reach the old sister-in-law, or she has lived so hard."

While the old ladies were talking, Fu Ximing's daughter-in-law came out with her two children and luggage. The old ladies stopped talking. The woman didn't even say hello, just pulled the box and left.

Fu Ximing was the only one left in the house. He didn't have much popularity, so he felt that the temperature in the house had dropped a lot. Now the body of the old mother has not been found, and he may come back to find him at night. He can't sit still at home. After smoking two cigarettes, he went out, intending to ask a few more people to help him find it while it was still dark.

As a result, no matter what he said, the people in the village said that they had no time. First, they were afraid of cheating corpses. What about biting people? The second is that he doesn't look down on Fu Ximing and doesn't help him. Fu Ximing couldn't do anything about it, he dared to walk around in a circle, and he didn't dare to go to too remote places. Before it was dark, he ran home and hid. After closing the door, he held a fishing net and shrank tremblingly in the corner.

After feeding the mosquitoes for half a night, there was no movement outside. Fu Ximing was also sleepy, wondering if his mother would come tonight? While the drums were beating in his heart, he heard a shrill cat meowing, and Fu Ximing's whole body became tense, and his nervous heart suddenly raised his throat, his face turned pale with fright, and he clung to the net in his hand.

Immediately afterwards, there was a knock on the door, three long and two short. Hearing this, Fu Ximing's tears came down, it really came! The old mother is back!

With a "squeak", the door was pushed open from the outside, and an old lady with a cat face moved in from the outside with stiff limbs. She was hunched, dry and thin, and her body already smelled of corpse. As soon as he turned his head, his neck made a rattling sound, and a pair of emerald green cat eyes flashed a strange light in the dark night.

Fu Ximing was scared to pee, he gritted his teeth and stood up trembling from the corner, before his mother found him, in order to survive, he mustered up the courage to jump out and put the fishing net on his fucking body. The old lady's thin body was surrounded by a fishing net, and she couldn't break free for a while. Fu Ximing tied his mother into a zongzi and said tremblingly: "Mom, I beg you to stop making trouble! Don't you know it's safe to go to the ground? There was indeed something wrong with my son, but after all, I am your own, Tiger Venom. I don’t even eat my son! I promise that I will kowtow to you and burn paper during the festivals in the future, so that you can live a good life there, please! Close your eyes!”

The old lady suddenly stopped struggling. Fu Ximing thought he had listened to what he said. He was overjoyed, and then persuaded: "Mom, I'll give you... ah!"

Before he could finish speaking, Fu Ximing was thrown away by a force of force. The old lady tore a hole in the fishing net on her body with her sharp fingernails and looked at him with fierce eyes. Fu Ximing was so frightened Crawled, ran out of the house, and shouted, "Help!!!"

The surrounding neighbors were woken up by this scream, "Wouldn't it be... Are you back?"

"Oh my God, is it really a corpse?"

"I always thought he was saying this on purpose to save money for the funeral."

"Tell my mother, I can't let her go out to play tomorrow. What if I really meet her and bite her?"

"Turn off the lights, close the door, it's scary!"

Fu Ximing shouted for a long time, but no one came out to help him. The old lady's green eyes were like radar. No matter where he was hiding, the other party could find him. times.

As soon as Fu Ximing was discovered, he frantically kowtowed to his mother and apologized. Unfortunately, no matter what he said, the old lady wore a cat face and bared her teeth angrily at him. Can leave a claw mark.

Fu Ximing ran for the whole night, although he was not caught by the old lady, but he was frightened enough. When it was almost dawn, the old lady gave him a deep look and hid again. stand up. Fu Ximing's whole body collapsed, his pants were wet, and he was lying on the grass collapsed. He didn't know where he went or how to get back.

Running out of energy, Fu Ximing collapsed and slept in the grass for two hours. He was woken up by a passer-by, who was also startled, "I thought I encountered a dead person and almost called the police."

Fu Ximing got up with a broken face, and wanted to understand, yes, why didn't he call the police? It's shameful to be ashamed. If your life is gone, are you afraid of spreading it out

Not long after, two old policemen came, not too young. After listening to Fu Ximing's story, they looked at each other and saw speechlessness in each other's eyes, "What age is this? Fraud?"

Fu Ximing pointed to his face, "I'm not joking with you. You see me in a mess, and I was chased by my mother!"

The old policeman asked slowly, "You are Fu Ximing. I have heard of you. You were very unfilial when your mother was alive."

Fu Ximing couldn't hold his face, and said anxiously: "I won't say anything else, I will call the police that my mother lost her body, you help me find it back!"

"Okay, just wait." The uncle of the police recorded it for him, "Let's go back and call someone, you can find it yourself first."

The two police uncles went back and said that the police team felt fresh, and they were the first time to find the body, or the body that ran out by themselves. The police force couldn't find any idlers, so they arranged for two young police officers who were intern to help them find them together with the two uncles. As a result, they couldn't find them all afternoon.

After what happened last night, the gates of every house in this village were closed, for fear that the old lady would run to their house, and no one dared to help find them. Seeing that it was getting dark again, Fu Ximing would not let the police go. "I'll be killed by my mother if you leave!"

The young policeman couldn't help it. "Are you hallucinogenic? The corpse turns into a cat and kills you. You... You should go to the hospital for an examination."

The police force has fewer people and more things, and they really don't have time to waste manpower with such an unrelated case as him. They have to write a report when they go back.

Fu Ximing's spirit is close to collapse, and he has been tossed for two days and has no appearance. That night, unexpectedly, the old lady came back. There were still three long and two short knocks on the door. Tonight's movements were no longer so rigid. He almost caught Fu Ximing several times, but Fu Ximing couldn't hold it, so he ran outside the village that night. Neither want to stay here.

Gu Ye calculated that the time was almost up, and if he continued to toss, there would be an accident, so he drove to pick up Xie Cheng, rushed here, and contacted Fu Ximing on the way, "We will go to your hometown now, you go back and wait, don't run around. ."

Fu Ximing ran for dozens of miles in one night, and the car was driven away by his wife. When he went back, he collapsed and sat on the side of the road, hugging his hungry stomach and crying, "This is going to kill me!"

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It was the first time for Xie Cheng to ride in such a cool sports car. He also found snacks in the car, and hummed a little song while eating, "Your dad, didn't you scold you? Your old man is more old-fashioned than my master, he didn't say anything. Are you extravagant?"

Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "I know why! My dad thinks this car is too sassy, I still go to school, just buy a scooter, let me throw it in the basement, he buys me a Land Rover, I can drive it I'm going to play in the mud, and if it breaks, he will give me a new one. In short, driving this kind of car is like some kind of unscrupulous rich second-generation, who just races and picks up girls when he has nothing to do."

Xie Cheng took a snack and said, "Land Rover... travel?"

Poor people who can't afford a car really can't understand your rich people's thinking!

Gu Ye said happily: "Fortunately, my mother was protecting her. She said that this car hasn't cost five million, and it's not too expensive. It's not that it can't be earned, so why can't it be spent? According to my mother's preference, this car is too plain. It should be dyed red, or colorful, that's called pulling wind."

Xie Cheng ruthlessly dismantled Gu Ye's two packets of snacks, and used his domineering arrogance to eat his reserves, "The rich lady's preferences are so different from ours, hehe."

Gu Ye glanced at him, "You leave me a bag of potato chips, this is my favorite."

Xie Cheng grabbed a large amount of stuff in his mouth and chewed with his cheeks puffed out.

Gu Ye had the urge to throw him down!

"How is Mrs Tang's health recently?"

"Fortunately, he can't walk, he can't move, but his brain is very bright. Every day the nanny pushes him out for a walk." Xie Cheng smiled: "He goes to the park every day to play chess with a group of old men and becomes the chess king in the park!"

Gu Ye was amused, "It's good, just come back."

Xie Cheng also thought about it, "In the matter of his life, he should be filial piety and leave no regrets."

It was almost noon when the two arrived at the small mountain village where Fu Ximing was located. Xie Cheng was full of snacks and said with emotion: "The air here is so good, I didn't expect the imperial capital to have such a leisure place, with mountains and water. , suitable for building a resort.”

Gu Ye took out a bag from the trunk, "Eat lunch first, I will be busy in the afternoon."

"Fuck! You're keeping your inventory!" Xie Cheng saw the canned food and lunch box Gu Ye took out, "You actually brought rice!"

Gu Ye laughed, "My mother was afraid that I would not be able to adapt to the soil and water, so I asked someone to do it in the morning."

Xie Cheng couldn't eat any more, so he regretfully took a box of canned donkey meat and ate slowly, "A child with a mother is like a treasure, and a child without a mother is like a grass."

Gu Ye smiled, "Responsibility for sincerity."

Xie Cheng sighed, "This is because there are too many sons like you who have a heart but have no heart."

Gu Ye knew that he was talking about the person he wanted to save today, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Let's talk after eating."

As soon as the two of them finished eating, they saw a man staggering back at the entrance of the village. He was about forty years old and his face was sallow. When he saw a sports car parked at the entrance of the village, he glanced at it subconsciously and Gu Ye opened it. Looking at the person coming from the car window, "You are Fu Ximing, I am Gu Ye."

"Master Gu?!" Fu Ximing didn't expect the legendary Master Gu to be so young. He looked at the car again, Xie Cheng with a cynical face, his face suddenly sank, "Are you really the master?"

"Don't believe us? Bye bye~"

"Don't go!" Fu Ximing blocked the way in a hurry, "The two masters save me! As long as I find my mother's body and let her be buried, I will promise you any conditions!"

It was hot outside the car, and Gu Ye was blowing the air conditioner. He didn't want to get out of the car to talk at all, so he talked to him in the car: "To be honest, we can help you."

"I must tell the truth. I'm already like this. What are I lying to you for?" Fu Ximing looked at himself. He was so embarrassed that he could no longer see the original color of his clothes. After getting the food and water in the car, he licked his chapped lips, and said pitifully, "When I came back, my mother was gone, and the corpse of the old cat she raised was lying on the bed. I suspect, It was the cat who made her cheat, and her face turned into a cat's face."

Gu Ye pouted, "Tell the truth."

Fu Ximing was anxious, "I just encountered a cat cheating! I'm telling the truth!"

Gu Ye asked indifferently: "Since you know that cats will make people pick up corpses, why is there no one to watch in the middle of the night? Even if a corpse is picked up, not all corpses can get up. Only when there is strong resentment and unwillingness before death, will the corpse pick up. What did you do to make your old mother so dissatisfied?"

Fu Ximing wiped his sweat embarrassedly, and explained with a guilty conscience: "A few days ago, my mother called me and said that she was not feeling well and asked me to come back. I was really busy and didn't come back. Angry."

Xie Cheng couldn't listen anymore, and scolded: "In other words, your mother may not die when you come back!"

Fu Ximing's face was pale, and he didn't dare to say a word when he was scolded.

Gu Ye continued to ask him, "How long did it take for your mother to die before you came back?"

"Well, at that time I was..."

"Fart!" Xie Cheng pointed at his nose and scolded, "You came back at that time, why didn't anyone keep watch?" Because Tang has aged a lot since he got old, Xie Cheng knew very well what it would be if the elderly were not taken care of. In the end, I saw that I had to be filial.

Gu Ye pressed Xie Cheng's shoulders and asked him to calm down, "Fu Ximing, if you don't tell the truth, we can't help you, you have to know what made your mother angry, after you find out that your mother is dead, go to What did you do?"

Fu Ximing was stunned for a moment, realizing that Gu Ye was really a master and had seen him through.

"Don't tell?" Gu Ye sneered, "Then let's go."

"Don't go! The two masters save me!" Fu Ximing collapsed and knelt down, squatted on the ground and covered his face, crying, "I still have children! I don't want to die! I was wrong! I said! My mother has insurance, and my sister paid it for her when she was alive, and I have always helped her to get the insurance! It's several thousand a month, I..." Fu Ximing said this, he couldn't go on, "I I listened to my daughter-in-law, I'm sorry for her old man!"

Xie Cheng was disgusted, "So you didn't come back to collect your mother's body after receiving the news. Did you go to collect insurance money?"

Gu Ye asked in disgust, "When your old mother was alive, she didn't receive much money, did she?"

Fu Ximing was embarrassed and wished he could put his head under the car, "She, she can't spend it either. I give her pocket money every month."

Xie Cheng scolded angrily: "Why do you raise you! Crows know how to feed back, you are not as good as a bird!"

Gu Ye sneered and asked, "Have you ever heard an old saying that you sleep in an old cat room and pass it down from generation to generation. You treat your mother like this. When you get old, hmph."

Fu Ximing was obviously frightened by this sentence, "No, it won't."

"Could it be your problem?" Gu Ye looked at the time and said indifferently, "It's not impossible to save you, but it depends on whether you go through the toss or not."

Fu Ximing's eyes lit up, "I can!"

"Call your wife back and take responsibility for any mistakes." Gu Ye looked at the other party with a cold face, "Your wife, I hope you have experienced a lot of tossing, and you will find the old man's body at night. If you two don't tell me, why? To comfort the old man in the spirit of heaven?"

Fu Ximing hurriedly called his wife. Naturally, his wife didn't want to come back, so the two of them quarreled.

Xie Cheng looked at the other party with disgust, "It would be disgusting to save him like this."

Gu Ye's eyes turned cold, "Take a step back and let the old man go to earth for safety. Some people's lives are doomed when they die."