I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Chapter 97: If not, just call me dad~

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Sure enough, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and one generation is more waves than one generation. Gu Ye never thought of such a showy operation. Looking at this little girl in astonishment, Gu Ye silently extended a thumbs up!

The little girl said with a serious face: "I want to continue living with my family. The only way is to let my mother give birth to me again, so that I can take care of my parents and protect my brother."

Gu Ye nodded and said very reasonable, but, "This matter is not easy to handle, reincarnation is the matter of the king of hell."

The little girl looked up at Gu Ye and asked pitifully, "Aren't you a master? Can't you see ghosts? You ask him if he can do it?"

Gu Ye was amused, "We've all heard of the King of Hell, but who has seen it? How can you just ask?"

The little girl puffed her cheeks, her big watery eyes, and looked at Gu Ye for help, "Brother, please, you must have a solution, right?"

Being watched by a little girl with big pure eyes for help, as long as she is not hard-hearted, she will be soft-hearted, but Gu Ye smiled, "Little girl, I have no obligation to help you, there is no one in this world. Free lunch?"

Zou Tong calmed down, with a sullen face, and whispered: "I will pay, I will let my mother give you the money."

Gu Ye was helpless, "That's not your money either. I'll help you. You owe me. There is cause and effect. It has nothing to do with your mother's money."

Zou Tong thought for a while, and asked seriously, "I have nothing to pay for, then, will I recognize you as a father in the future and serve you until old age?"

When Lingling, who was sitting on the desk with a doll, heard this sentence, a red light flashed in her eyes, and the doll's head turned stiffly, her eyes looking straight at this little devil, her face was expressionless.

Gu Ye was still a little embarrassed, "It's not easy to handle, I don't lack daughters, girls, I can help with everything else, but I really can't help with this."

Zou Tong stood in the corner, wiping tears silently, looking at Gu Ye's still cold face, unmoved, suddenly rushed over and hugged Gu Ye's legs, "Please help me, besides coming to you, I I don't know who else can help me, I really don't want to leave, my mother will be sad if I leave. Just ask Lord Yama, can you?"

Gu Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "You child is too advanced in thinking and courageous. You make me want to accept you as an apprentice, but we have no fate between master and apprentice. It's a pity."

Zou Tong still hugged Gu Ye's legs, "Then I recognize you as a father, and I will pay you a pension every month when I grow up, okay? I have nothing else to do but to do so."

At this time, Lingling finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood up from the table, flew to Gu Ye's side, tore this little devil who was much older than herself from Gu Ye's legs, and pushed it aside fiercely, " Go away! This is my dad!"

The child was full of resentment, with a fierce appearance. Seeing that she wanted to bite, Gu Ye quickly picked her up, "Daughter, be gentle, and have something to say."

Lingling stretched out her little feet angrily, even if she couldn't kick it, she would kick her legs twice to scare the other party, "I'll beat you up if you act like a baby!"

Gu Ye said helplessly: "That's not coquettish."

Lingling snorted dissatisfiedly, "Hold your legs, no! This is my leg!"

Gu Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Fortunately, the girl is not a real person, so she doesn't need to get married in the future, otherwise she will not be able to get married because of her temper.

The golden fat man floated over, pulled Lingling away, and persuaded her with a special Buddha nature: "Let's not care about the little loli, she is still young, come, let's kill the fire."

Lingling pointed to her nose, "She has my loli?"

The little fat man quickly apologized: "You are the most loli, you are the most sensible, Dad loves you the most, don't fight with her, she can't beat you."

Only then was Lingling satisfied, she pointed at Zou Tong, "Please stay away from me, talk well, and then hug your legs and beat you!"

Frightened by Lingling's meal, Zou Tong finally calmed down. After being silent for a while, Zou Tong took two steps back and knelt down to Gu Ye.

Gu Ye frowned and quickly pulled her, "Don't do this, I won't accept this gift."

There is a saying in the Xuanshu circle that in addition to returning the salute at the funeral, the other party's willingness to worship usually can give the worshipee a layer of longevity. This unrelated and unreasonable will also damage the fortune of the kneeling worshiper. Gu Ye does not want to accept it. Zou Tong kowtowed involuntarily, and said seriously: "I can't go, I can't go, my mother can't bear it, she may have to go with me, without her, what will happen to my brother? He is so young, he can't live without his mother, In the future, my father will find a stepmother for him. If there is a stepmother, there will be a stepfather, and there will be younger brothers and sisters in the future. I can't watch him suffer. Master Gu, I have nothing to give you, only this life. I don't ask for it. Longevity, I just want to serve my parents until old age, and watch my younger brother grow up. After that, I will return my life to you, serving as a slave and a servant as a sacrifice. I am all willing. I beg Master Gu to see my sincerity, please help me !"

Gu Ye looked at this little girl helplessly. In the first half, he still wanted to be happy. This girl was too real, but he had to be moved later. This child is filial. Looking at the causal line that hadn't disappeared on her body, Gu Ye said helplessly: "Try it, I can't guarantee it will work."

"Thank you, Master Gu!" Zou Tong kowtowed three times at Gu Ye, with tears in his eyes, "Whether it was successful or not, Zou Tong remembered this kindness."

That's all said and done, what else can I say? Gu Ye had no choice. He walked to the study, invited the idol of Hades out, hung it on the wall of the living room, took out three incense sticks, lit it and bowed three times to the idol, with a rare seriousness on his face: "Today, Gu Yesan Xiang Jingshen, I sincerely ask, if I do this, will you be angry with me? If not, I will do it. When the embryo is still a cell, I will put the child’s soul in it and let me Her mother has her again, and if you don't speak, I'll agree."

As soon as Gu Ye finished speaking, the three incense sticks in his hand were broken without any warning, and fell to the ground in unison.

Gu Ye looked at the statue of Lord Yan dissatisfied, "Do you have to compensate me for a pair of slippers?"

Seeing this, Hongdou couldn't help but float out of the beads, "Don't make trouble, you can't agree to this, you will be punished."

Gu Ye shrugged his shoulders and said to Zou Tong, "Look, he's not happy anymore."

Zou Tong shed tears silently, and kept kowtowing to the statues, each of which fell heavily on the ground, his eyes were firm, and there was a feeling that if the King of Hell did not agree, he could kowtow to death.

Gu Ye saw that his heart softened, and turned his head to look at the statue of Lord Yama, "Since you don't agree, I'll ask you again." He turned around and brought a plate of melon seeds, "If you don't agree, give me this plate of melon seeds. I ate it, and if you can't eat it, just agree with me to help her."

Two seconds later, Gu Ye said with a smile: "Look, if you didn't eat it, it means you agree."

Hongdou hurriedly grabbed the melon seed plate in Gu Ye's hand, and was rarely anxious, "No, you are killing me!"

Gu Ye smiled, "Am I still dying? It doesn't matter, I can handle it."

Tsing Yi and Ye Li both looked at Gu Ye with a cold face, and Ye Li said in disgust, "If he doesn't die, he will be gone."

Gu Ye smiled, "It's the eldest son who understands me."

"Humph!" Ye Li turned his head angrily and got into the ceramic doll on Gu Ye's table. Everyone who came here is used to Gu Ye's death. Compared to before, Gu Ye is a good baby now.

Gu Ye put away Zou Tong's soul, and immediately sent a message to Yu Ze: "Dear, come pick me up, save me!"

After speaking, Gu Ye quickly packed a backpack, took two clothes, and stuffed his son and daughter into the bag. After a while, after receiving the message that Yu Ze was coming soon, he flew downstairs with a string of inhumans.

After eating, Gu Decheng and his wife strolled outside for a while, just blocking Gu Ye at the door. Gu Decheng's face turned cold when he saw that he was going out again at night, "You still run out so late?"

Gu Ye smiled and slipped out of the side, "I won't be back for the past two nights, I want to avoid disaster."

Mrs. Gu's face also turned cold, "What's wrong with you arrogant child?"

Gu Ye had already run out, and when he saw Yu Ze's car approaching from a distance, Gu Ye smiled and waved his hand, "I provoke a big boss, I'm afraid he'll beat me up in a dream, I'll come back after hiding for two days! "

Gu Ye said this and the couple were at a loss. Seeing him running away, they couldn't call back when they called. The couple went upstairs with a cold face. Gu Decheng was taken aback when he saw these things in his room, "Look at it. Look, what kind of mess is he doing every day? How did he make sacrifices to the Lord of Hell? You don't care about him at home."

Madam Gu said aggrievedly: "He's not three or five years old, so I can still stare at him every day?"

The couple both sighed, and Gu Decheng said coldly, "Come on someone, quickly take his room away."

Mrs. Gu looked down and said, "Why did the incense break? It's too unlucky, and I'll give it to the gods."

She actually didn't understand these things, and she didn't think much about them. She picked them up from the ground, lit them, and put them in the incense burner. As the incense burns, the smoke floats towards the idol. The idol does not want it, but wants it.

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After getting in the car, Yu Ze looked at the wicked smile on Gu Ye's face, "Did you cause trouble?"

Gu Ye hehe twice, "I took a life in the hands of the King of Hell."

The smile on Yu Ze's face suddenly disappeared, and he said worriedly, "Don't make yourself into it."

Gu Ye waved his hand carelessly, "It doesn't matter, as long as you protect me with your purple qi, plus my merits and virtues, Lord Yan just wants to take my life, but God doesn't agree. He has to listen to his brother."

Yu Ze was speechless, what kind of theory is this

Gu Ye suddenly became serious and was a little scared, "But I'm worried, tonight I might dream that my master hit me, no, turn the car around for me, I'm going to buy some beautiful girls for my master to send over, he Maybe there won't be time to beat me up."

Yu Ze's mouth twitched, "If I were your master, I would be angry."

"I can't, I can't live anymore," Gu Ye clapped his hands, squeaked, spread his palms and said with a smile: "He's all burned to ashes, I collected it myself, buried it myself, and I can't find it again."

Yu Ze thought of what happened before, and held Gu Ye's hand distressedly, but Gu Ye was amused, "It's nothing, I've seen it all, don't think about it."

Yu Ze slightly raised the corner of his mouth, "If I can protect you from my purple qi, you can take it all."

Gu Ye laughed, the destiny is like this, God gave it, who dares to take it away? If Yu Ze's purple qi can be stolen, I don't know how many people will be tempted, Gu Ye didn't say it, leaned on Yu Ze's shoulder with a smile, and found a comfortable posture, "Okay, I'll do whatever I want. Take, one day you dare to find someone else, and I will take away all your good luck and leave you alone for a lifetime."

Yu Ze responded with soft eyes, "Okay."

At this time, the roof of Yu Ze's car was extremely spectacular, not only the ghost generals, but also Tsing Yi and Ye Li were standing. The murderous aura of the three of them was too strong. When the aura was strong, it was like a wind blowing when they passed by. Coupled with Yu Ze's purple aura, the lonely ghosts all retreated when they saw them, and the battle was especially scary.

At this time, two masters of mysticism happened to pass by on the side of the road. One was a newcomer who had just entered the circle. He had just opened his eyes. He came to see the lively and gained insight at night. He was taken aback by this battle, "Senior brother, what kind of pomp is this? ?"

The older one saw Tsing Yi and Ye Li, his pupils shrank, "Gu Ye inherited his brother's ghost and spirit?"

The young man was puzzled, "Who?"

His senior brother told him solemnly: "It's Gu Decheng's third son, the one who dares to work in the entire trade union, just like his senior brother, he is a ruthless person. Now he has inherited the ghosts and spirits raised by his senior brother, and those are all ruthless characters. Senior brother gives you a piece of advice, don't mess with Gu Ye if you are in this circle."

The newcomer was surprised, "He's so good, where did he get so much purple qi? How can ghosts not be afraid of purple qi? It's so strange."

"There are also many types of purple qi. One is the qi of an emperor, which can tolerate the world. As long as there is no malice towards him, it will not hurt. But ordinary ghosts will feel uncomfortable and restrained instinctively. Those three can be in those purple qi There is no influence in the air, which shows their ability. This purple air, this car, may be his boyfriend's. "

"Male? It's disgusting!" The newcomer grinned, looked at the car that was walking away, and said sourly: "Gu Decheng's son can't think about it like this? I can't find any beautiful women, so I have to find a tough man? I I have seen his photos on the Internet, they are really good-looking, I like being pressed by others... ah!"

A scream startled the people passing by, and then someone shouted: "Come on, someone! Someone fell into the sewer!"

The senior brother looked at the pitch-black hole in front of him with a dazed expression, and reacted angrily and scolded: "Stupid!"

The onlookers sighed: "How unlucky this man is, he has walked this road many times, and it is all right, but he came over and stepped on it, the manhole cover was crooked, and he fell, listen. All fresh."

Waiting for the firefighters to rescue him, the man was covered in the smell of feces and had it in his mouth, and he couldn't be saved two minutes later. The angry face of the senior brother turned red, "I told you, that is the emperor's purple qi, you are still guarding others and scolding people, aren't you courting death?!"

"Ah!" Gu Ye got out of the car and sneezed.

Yu Ze asked worriedly, "Is the air conditioner on the car too low? Turn it up a bit later."

Gu Ye said angrily: "No, I suspect that someone is talking bad about me behind my back."

Yu Ze took the bag on Gu Ye's shoulder with a smile, and led him home with one hand, "Then I usually miss you, do you feel it?"

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "No."

Yu Ze turned his head and looked at him helplessly, his eyes slightly aggrieved.

Gu Ye smiled, "You wish you could send me 800 messages a day, but I can't feel it, I'm just stupid, why do you need to ask?"

Yu Ze was satisfied, and the corners of his mouth twitched again. When the two returned home, Gu Ye took out everything in the backpack and let them find a place to stay by themselves. Under Yu Ze's cold face, the ghost general took them all upstairs. Gu Ye lay down on the sofa, called Zou Tong's mother first, and mentioned what Zou Tong said to the other party. The other party is already forty years old, and his health is not very good. It may be in danger. Ye let the other party think clearly.

However, Wang Ping didn't think about it for a second. When he heard this solution, he heard a bang from the other side. Before Gu Ye understood what was going on, he heard the other side cry and say, "Master Gu, I kowtow to you. In the future, my family will not worship gods and Buddhas, but only you, the living Bodhisattva, thank you!"

Gu Ye sighed, "Get up quickly, and don't give me a tablet, making me look like something. You will take care of your health in the future, and come to me when you find out that you are pregnant. It must be three months before this time. The child has not yet formed and has not yet produced spiritual consciousness. After she enters, this body is hers, if it is taken over by other children, she will rob it again, and heaven will not allow it."

Wang Ping agreed gratefully, "I will definitely take good care of it, thank you Master Gu!"

After Gu Ye hung up the phone, he put down his phone and ran to find Yu Ze. The other party was bringing him clothes. Half of the wardrobe was empty. All the new clothes he made for Gu Ye were placed. Prepared several sets. Gu Ye ran over happily, jumped on Yu Ze's back, and kissed Yu Ze's cheek, "Honey, you have to protect me tonight, I think I'm in danger."

Yu Ze was helpless, "You know you're afraid too?"

"I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of pain." Gu Ye thought for a while, "No, I'm afraid of death, if I die, you will be cheaper for others."

Yu Ze smiled and carried him to the bedside, "Get down."

"No way!"

"Tsk," Yu Ze fondly grabbed his wrist, like a big child on his back, "just know that you are afraid of death, and don't do it in the future."

Gu Ye nodded and agreed with a smile. He indented into Yu Ze's arms at night, rubbed his purple qi, and only asked the dragon to protect his body, and keep away from ghosts.

Gu Ye helplessly watched him tossing in his arms, Gu Ye said seriously: "I know what you want to say, I will send it to the door automatically, no, I sent it to bed myself, it is not your fault that you can't bear it, it is My fault."

Just as Yu Ze was about to move, Gu Ye's face turned cold, and he said solemnly, "Don't make trouble, the business is not over yet, I'm going to rub myself into the bean in the middle of the marshmallow, so that they will struggle to take me out."

Yu Ze's face was sullen, and he didn't care about his excuses. He relieved the pain of lovesickness for the past few days before letting him go. Gu Ye tiredly slept deeply, and in the second half of the night, when no one saw him, a few black breaths followed Gu Ye. Ye's breath came up, but he was frightened back by the strong purple aura, and he never came again after a few times. In the morning, Gu Ye sat up refreshed. He didn't dream last night, he wasn't beaten by his master, and he wasn't possessed by bad luck! happiness!

He picked up the phone and saw that there was an extra 800,000 transfers in his card. Gu Yemei was broken, and immediately opened the album, found the photo of Lord Yan, and told him seriously: "I won't spend a penny on you. , I will build a temple for you in the future, so you can't get mad at me, okay?"

There are many temples built, but I have never heard of anyone building a temple for Lord Yama. Yu Ze asked fondly: "Other gods are asking for peace. What do you ask for when you build a temple for Lord Yama?"

"I beg for redress, and all the bastards who have done bad things will be taken away by the Lord of Hell, bless the world with peace and no darkness in the world." After Gu Ye finished speaking, he smiled at the photo, "Okay, let's not be angry anymore. , I'll put incense sticks for you."

Gu Ye got out of bed in his pajamas, took out three incense sticks from his backpack, and bowed to the phone seriously. This time, Xiang An burned steadily without breaking. Gu Ye was more careful, "I love you!"

Yu Ze frowned, "You..." Why do you say love to everyone

Gu Ye thought he was still worried, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I have done something more risky than this before. Unlucky." Seeing Yu Ze's shocked eyes, Gu Ye puffed out his chest, "What are you afraid of? I didn't have a father in my last life, it's okay to recognize a father with a backstage, godfather!"

Yu Ze supported his forehead, and was jealous that Gu Ye's words were swept away. Before he knew it, Gu Ye recognized his son, his daughter, and several sisters. Now he has a father, which is still a legend. The father who no one has ever seen.

After the three incense sticks were burned, Gu Ye carefully put away the bottle containing Zou Tong's soul, and this matter came to an end for the time being. Half a year later, Wang Ping became pregnant. She conceived in October and gave birth to a younger sister to Zou Nian. It is said that the little girl is smart and sensible since she was a child. Like a little brother.

As grandpa got older and was taken to the imperial capital, children seemed to like grandpa very much, and often got tired of grandpa's side, but as she grew up, her facial features were exactly the same as her dead sister Zhou Tong. Later, it was said that the grandfather was crazy, and he didn't even know his son. This little granddaughter still stayed there. She went to visit her every day until she passed away, and she was by her side. She was a well-known filial child.

At the moment, Gu Ye temporarily finished dealing with Zou Tong's affairs, and stayed at Yu Ze's side for a few days, seeing that it was Gu Decheng's birthday. This year, Dad Gu didn't plan to make a big deal, so the whole family had a meal together. This time, at Gu Ye's insistence, Yu Ze was also called in.

The family should be neat and tidy.

Yu Ze prepared calligraphy, painting and jade, all of which were thoughtful and valuable. Gu Ye wondered, what could he send to show his heart? After thinking about it for a long time, Gu Ye decided to buy a puppy in advance to prepare for his father's retirement. So, on Gu Decheng's birthday, his third son brought back three Chihuahuas for him, all of which were the size of a palm and had no tails. When they saw everyone, they screamed loudly, and the milk was fierce. Gu Ye had a good reason to buy three of them, "Do you know about the noodles? When you go out, you should pay attention to the noodles and pull the wind! The three of them walk side by side, it's super cool!"

Gu Decheng's mouth twitched, "Where did you get it and take it back, I don't want it!"

"Dad, do you think they are small?" Gu Ye led the puppy and chased behind his father, smirking and chasing after him, "Don't think they are small, but they have all the internal organs, you look like a dog A dog as big as Wang has long legs, can you catch him? The dog king is more than one meter tall now, how scary it is to go out? A puppy like this has no deterrent effect when you take it out, and you can still meet people of the same age. It's more appropriate to chat with you."

Gu Decheng wanted to be amused by the teasing, but was embarrassed, his face was sullen, but he was still so serious, "Are you deliberately teasing me?"

"No, I'm serious!" Gu Yeren smiled and looked at the other party who wanted to laugh but was too embarrassed to laugh, the more he looked, the more he wanted to tease him, "Let my mother see if you are the best in the whole park. Handsome uncle?"

Gu Decheng couldn't help being pissed off and returned the dog to him, "Take it to the park and give it to whoever the old man likes. I'll keep them, I'm not worried enough."

Gu Ye wandered around his father all morning, making Gu Decheng want to laugh for a while, and beat him for a while. The estrangement between the two of them when they were angry a while ago was tossed away by Gu Ye.

Mrs. Gu glanced at Gu Yang and sighed tiredly. She was content with this silly child, who had his brother's ability to coax others.

At this time, Gu Lin came back and picked up an Akita dog from the car. Seeing the three puppies being held by Gu Ye, the two brothers looked at each other, "Pfft!"

"Hahahaha..." Gu Lin squatted on the ground with a big laugh, unable to stand up, "What is that thing, is it electric? It's so small?"

Gu Ye sat on the ground with three puppies in his arms, tears of laughter came out, he swears, they really didn't discuss!

Gu Decheng was annoyed, he laughed and cursed: "You two can't have it anymore, get out of here!"

Gu Ye nodded with a smile, "Okay, the dog stays, my brothers leave."

Dad Gu laughed and scolded: "Take them away too, you both get out!"

Gu Lin smirked, "If Big Brother also buys you a breather, the house will be lively."

Thinking of that scene, Gu Decheng twitched his lips and wanted to curse, "No, your eldest brother is not as unreliable as the two of you."

At this time, Brother Gu encountered trouble on the way back.

The driver got out of the car and bought a bottle of water. When he came back, he reversed the car. An old man happened to pass by. It was obvious from the rearview mirror that the car did not touch the old man, but the old man just lay beside his car and hugged the car. Gulu refused to let him go, saying that he was hit by him.

The driver quickly got out of the car to see, the old man grabbed the driver's clothes and didn't let go, "If you hit me, you will have to lose money, you can either take me to the hospital and have me checked, or give me two thousand yuan for private use. already."

The driver said anxiously: "Auntie, we have a dash cam in our car. You lie next to our car, and we really didn't touch a corner of your clothes."

The old man with gray hair grabbed the driver's trouser legs and cried, "You hit me, you have to take me to the hospital! My legs are dead, and my whole body hurts! What the hell is this? No one cares about it? Those who drive luxury cars are amazing, and people are dying! Everyone, come and see!"

Gu Sen sullenly said, "What's the situation? Do I need to call an ambulance?"

The driver said with an ugly face: "President Gu, we have met Pengci'er."

"Touch Ci'er?" Gu Sen, who has been abroad all the time, heard this word for the first time, and the driver explained: "I just didn't meet her. She said we met her and asked us for money."