My atypical girlfriend, Vivi, once asked me, "Why do you call your husband 'annoying'? Is there any connotation?"
I shook my head firmly: "No connotation, just superficial meaning."
"Then why is he annoying, why can't I see it?"
"That's because he's the only one bothering me."
"E.g?"
There are so many examples like this that I could write a 500,000-word novel, definitely not a vernacular. Unfortunately, the length of this article is limited, so I can only pick a few that don't ruin his image.
The annoying life motto is: You can ask others to do what you can do without bothering yourself.
I have had a crush on him for more than two years, been in love with him for more than three years, and married him for more than eight years. His life creed haunts me everywhere:
"Daughter-in-law, you ironed this dress for me.
"Daughter-in-law, I can't find my mobile phone, please help me find it.
"Daughter-in-law, I'm thirsty, you help me get a bottle of drink, I want it to be cold.
"Daughter-in-law, this sample is too hard to grind, you can help me grind it.
"Daughter-in-law, I'm sleepy, please help me translate this paper."
…
I have endured all of these in silence, who made me be fooled by him inadvertently back then
However, one day, I was writing code until the inspiration broke out, and the hero and heroine were about to meet again after a long absence.
Suddenly I heard an annoying shout: "Daughter-in-law, do me a favor and bring me the remote control!"
"Oh, here we come!" I followed the sound and ran to the bedroom to see that he was leaning against the bedside, and the remote control was lying on the bedside table.
I reached out and pinched him: "You can get it by changing your posture, and you asked me to help you get it. Can you be more lazy?"
He smiled and pulled my hand: "I'm lazy, but I'm not too lazy to get the remote control, I just want to look at you, but I'm too lazy to get out of bed to find you."
"you-"
Is this guy annoying
One day, I was watching a popular blind date show with Ananren. A male guest who looked good was all turned off, and the bald host sighed. I was also very emotional.
As a self-confessed love "brick family", I couldn't help expressing my opinion: "I don't think women need to be so picky about men, whether they are handsome or not, whether they are good-looking or not, whether they have a future or not, these are not important, the key is To- love you!"
Annoying gave me a cold look: "Tell the truth!"
I didn't react for a while: "Huh? I'm telling the truth!"
Annoying gave me a warning look, I immediately reacted, and quickly changed my words: "I am a person who can do anything at will, that is, I am very picky about choosing a husband. To be handsome, you must also have extraordinary abilities, high IQ, and high emotional intelligence. , otherwise, I wouldn't even look at it."
Annoying laughed immediately: "Well, I just love to hear you tell the truth."
I:"… "
So annoying, always forcing an honest kid like me to lie!
One day, when I came out of the laboratory and walked into the elevator, my brain cells were still fighting against the incredible experimental results, and I didn’t pay attention to the people and things around me, until a man dressed as an industry elite stood beside me.
I glanced at him sideways, and I was accidentally so handsome at work that his little heart was a little rippling.
I wanted to strike up a conversation with him, but he was talking to others, discussing the progress of cooperation between a certain project and an enterprise.
I, the idle person, had to find a side seat and continue to be in a daze.
The elevator stopped on the sixth floor, and I ran out of the elevator after realizing it, suddenly remembering that I had just been distracted and forgot to press the sixth floor button.
I was wondering who pressed the sixth floor when the phone rang.
I rummaged through all my pockets and finally found my phone, which showed a text message from "annoying".
Annoying:
I:
Annoying:
I took a deep breath, took a deep breath, and finally replied with a smile:
Annoying:
I:
Annoying:
I face the ellipsis, cover my face and reply:
One day, we went out to socialize with the annoying person until midnight, and we took a taxi home.
As soon as I got in the car, I suddenly had a whim and asked him, "Let's go to your house, or mine?"
Annoying was silent for a while, and answered me under the questioning eyes of the driver's elder brother: "Go to your house, my wife is back today."
The driver's eldest brother immediately turned to me with contemptuous eyes, and his eyes seemed to kill me as a "little three" Ling Chi.
faint! Does he want to cooperate with me like this
Because we work in the same unit, Anren and I often run into each other in the hallway of an office building.
One day, when I was going to the laboratory, I encountered an annoying person on the way. He quickened his pace and followed, and skillfully chatted up: "Beauty, are you free at night?"
I didn't look back and continued to walk: "No time, my husband is not on a business trip today."
"Then when does he go on business?"
Seeing him teasing me incessantly, I decided to respond. I stopped, winked at him, smiled, and touched his waist vaguely: "Don't be impatient... When he's on a business trip, I'll tell you, um-"
80% of the time it was because my acting was so good that I was stunned for a long time before I recovered: "Why am I suddenly a little flustered? It seems that I won't be able to travel on business in the future, you are too worrying!"
"… "
In other words, he was the one who seduced me first!
A few days later, I encountered an annoying person at the corner of the corridor again. This time, I took the initiative to chase after him and rubbed him on the shoulder: "Hey! My husband is on a business trip today."
"..." Annoying looked back at me, speechless.
I continued to smile: "Come to my house tonight? I bought a new pair of pajamas, the purple you like..."
Annoying immediately interrupted the discordant dialogue behind me: "Didn't you see anyone behind you?"
Me: "Uh... I left beforehand!"
Annoying often tells me that his biggest dream in life is to raise a little lover.
It's a pity that our family education is very strict, let alone confidantes, even the little sprouts of confidantes were strangled by me mercilessly.
So, when there are festivals related to lovers, such as February 14th, May 21st, July 7th... I often receive annoying Alipay transfers or WeChat red envelopes.
The amount of the transfer is usually based on the date, with a message attached by the way: "Little lover, my wife is too strict, I can't celebrate with you today, you can buy something by yourself, it's a gift from me - someone who will always love you. !"
I:"… "
I suddenly had the urge to strangle him!
Another time, when he was away on a business trip, he suddenly transferred me a sum of money. I flipped through the calendar, and it was not a special day!
I called him: "Why give me money?"
Annoying said to me in a very sentimental tone: "Baby, I have something to do temporarily, and I can't go back tomorrow. If you think I can't stand it, go shopping, swipe your card, and don't call me, so as not to be called by me. Wife finds out... you know her well!"
He is, is he going crazy for wanting to raise a little lover
Annoying and fighting against our strict tutoring, but they were all suppressed by me rationally, forcefully, and restrainedly.
E.g:
Annoying said sternly: "Girl A is my classmate."
I said, "We used to be classmates too."
Annoying: "… "
E.g:
Annoying again and righteously said: "Me and B girl are ordinary friends."
I said, "We used to be ordinary friends too."
Annoying: "… "
E.g:
Annoyingly said righteously: "Miss C is my little junior sister."
I said, "My doctoral degree is half a year later than yours, and I am also your junior sister."
Annoying: "… "
E.g:
Annoyingly said righteously: "I and D girl are colleagues."
I said, "We are also colleagues."
"..." Annoying finally reacted, "We were married while we were working!"
"That's right. Then we're divorced now. See if I can hook you up in minutes."
Annoyingly thought about it seriously: "Forget it, if you don't hook up with me, but hook up with others, wouldn't I lose a lot?"
Since then, Anren should not pay female classmates, female friends, and female colleagues. People say that he is cold to women.
Only I know that there are no men in this world who are really cold to beautiful women, only men who are afraid of their wives!
I remember when I was writing an underworld taboo, for the sake of the plot, all kinds of love scenes made me scratch my head.
All kinds of reading materials, all kinds of YY plots, to no avail, I had to shamelessly ask for help.
Whenever this time, the annoying would rather trouble myself than let me ask others.
And, promise to teach until I find inspiration.
Later, I began to write about the love between teachers and students on campus. Professor Yang of the abstinence department is called a refined person, and a calm person!
Finally, I was so anxious that I couldn't hold back, I ran to read my novel, and solemnly suggested to me: "Next time, don't write this kind of youth theme, it's better to use the original underworld theme."
I asked, "Why? I think everyone likes to read youth articles."
Annoyingly said: "But I've waited so long, and it's useless!"
I covered my face: "It's annoying, go ahead and cool off, don't disturb my writing!"
When I got a new phone, I was too lazy to get the address book, so I just threw the phone to the annoying person: "Help me copy the phone address book."
"Can't you do it yourself?"
"Didn't I give you the opportunity to prove that you are not worthless?"
"… thanks!"
Annoying for a while, he returned the phone to me.
I took the phone, I just walked to the computer, a new short message was displayed on the phone, from: darling.
I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't remember where this person came from. I clicked on the text message to take a closer look.
Be nice:
The most annoying thing about this man is that he has never been self-aware!
After listening to me, Weiwei couldn't find any language comments at all, so she just said dryly, "You two are a natural couple!"
I smiled lightly and said to her: "There is no one in this world who is a natural pair. All the willfulness and tolerance, pride and humbleness, taking and giving, and tacit understanding and understanding in marriage are all about two people. Grind from bit by bit of getting along."
When a ruthless marriage smooths out the edges and corners that hurt each other, you become a natural couple!