Honeymoon trips are always described as the sweetest and most romantic time in romance novels. I have imagined many times what a wonderful moment it would be if I went on a honeymoon with my beloved man.
Based on this girlish fantasy, the first thing I did when I married Annoying was planning our honeymoon.
Annoyingly asked me: "Where do you want to go on your honeymoon?"
"Of course it's my favorite city - Hong Kong!" I'm going to see those familiar places in Hong Kong dramas, "I'm going to Portland Street, I'm going to Causeway Bay, I'm going to Repulse Bay, Victoria Harbour..."
"Okay! You go to check the strategy, and I'll book the ticket... Forget it, let's sign up for a tour group, lest you get lost if I don't pay attention."
"Can't you admit that you are lazy and don't like to find your way?"
Annoyingly arguing, but after receiving my warning look, he replied, "… ok, I admit it."
I quickly booked the tour, eagerly looking forward to the honeymoon trip, but unfortunately one thing after another, the honeymoon was delayed again and again.
One day, I impassionedly told the annoying that I must go to the boss to ask for leave, I must go.
When I got home at noon, I bowed my head and said, "I have bad news for you."
"Did your boss not give you leave? It doesn't matter, we can wait for the winter vacation... "
I shook my head: "The boss sent me to Japan to do experiments for a year!"
Annoyingly speechless for a long time.
I came back from Japan with Anan, and I dragged Anan to apply for the Hong Kong and Macau Pass for the first time. Who knows, Anan was busy and busy, and the itinerary was delayed again and again until the Hong Kong and Macau Pass expired...
When I got to work, I and Anan paid my salary, and I was in full swing planning to go to Hong Kong for my honeymoon. Who would have guessed that a bolt from the blue would come down—because of the requirements of the unit, my passport and Hong Kong and Macau Pass were confiscated.
I was in a hurry and said to the annoying: "It's no big deal, I won't go this time, I'll go on my honeymoon next time..."
Before I could finish my words, Annoying became angry and "physically punished" me severely!
In the blink of an eye, we have been married for seven years.
One day, when I had nothing to do, I asked the annoying person: "It's said that seven years of marriage are very itchy, are you itchy?"
"Itchy!" He pointed to his back, "My back is itchy, scratch me."
"… "
When I scratched his back, he suddenly said, "Let's go on our honeymoon, go to Hong Kong."
"Honeymoon? Brother, we have been married for seven years."
"Who said a honeymoon must be a newlywed! We've been married for seventy years, and it's still a honeymoon every day!"
I love hearing this.
"But we don't have a passport to Hong Kong and Macau!" I hesitated.
"You will write an application form tomorrow, ask for the Hong Kong and Macau Pass, and write a copy for me by the way."
"Row!"
After layers of approval, we finally got the Hong Kong and Macau Pass.
This time, we pushed everything aside and started our honeymoon as planned.
At this time, it has been more than seven years since we got married.
On the first day of our honeymoon, I had a disagreement with Annoying.
I want to go to Victoria Harbour to see the night view, and I want to rest in the hotel, so we won't let each other.
After arguing, I said sternly: "Didn't we agree to go on a honeymoon trip and not see the scenery, why should we come out?!"
Annoyingly smiled: "Yes, didn't you agree to go on a honeymoon trip, of course you slept in the hotel... Isn't that how your romance novels are written?"
"My novel? You wait..."
I turned out the romance novel and verified it again. I really wrote it like this. Was my brain flooded at the time? !
Great honeymoon time, annoying lying in bed watching stock market information.
I couldn't hold back the complaint in my heart, sighed, and said quietly: "I used to think that you were a potential stock, and I started on impulse. Who would have thought that when I bought it, it would be locked at the daily limit every day, and I couldn't sell it. It's gone!"
Annoyingly asked me with a smile: "What about now? The stock market is booming, and it's a good time to take action."
"It's really a good time, so I'm holding a wait-and-see position, picking other good stocks, and immediately dumping you."
Annoying quickly said: "You should consider holding it for a long time, I am a blue chip stock."
I looked at the ceiling: "But, why is it not so obvious?"
Hearing this, Anren immediately put down his phone: "It's almost time, let's go to Temple Street."
I took a closer look at him from top to bottom, and it turned out that he was quite "excellent"!
On the fifth day of the honeymoon, the annoying and I continued to disagree.
I wanted to go around Portland Street, but I was very reluctant: "What's the fun in Portland Street? Why don't we stay at the hotel..."
"Portland Street is as world-famous as Kabukicho in Shinjuku, Tokyo."
Annoying immediately became refreshed: "Let's go! Let's go! It's too degenerate to sleep in a hotel with such a beautiful scenery!"
…
Walking up Portland Street, I remembered that Han Zhuochen and An Yifeng used to hang out on this street every day. I was inexplicably excited, and even my heart beat faster, as if I was looking forward to meeting long-lost lovers.
I have sketched such a picture countless times in my mind, such two figures of sombre introverted and young and frivolous, walking side by side, talking and laughing, they learn to smoke together, learn to hack people together, face life and death together, nothing to do fear.
They seem to belong to the street, but always out of place.
I always have a feeling that they have existed, just on this street, when I come, I can see them from a distance.
But when I came, I saw only those tourists who were watching the flowers...
Portland Street is no longer the Portland Street it used to be, and Hong Kong is also like an old man in the twilight, no longer prosperous, but I still love this city and its old feelings!
On the sixth day of our honeymoon, we went to Macau as originally planned.
On the way to Macau, Annoying was so excited that he clearly wanted to put his card-keeping talent to good use.
We went all the way to Macau's largest casino, looking around, a sea of people.
Annoying quickly changed his chips, ready to find a Hong Kong gambling movie with an elegant environment, tea, beautiful waiters, and a box for the god of gambling, to enjoy a real gambling game.
After inquiring, I found out that there are at least hundreds of thousands of chips in the elegant box, and our chips are only enough to play dice in the lobby.
Annoying was hit and suggested: "Let's go back to the hotel and sleep."
I go! sleep again!
"Can you be a little bit more promising!" I snatched the chips from his hand, "Wait until we have lost before we leave!"
That night, we were very lucky, he kept winning, I kept laughing, just as happy as we were many years ago when we scored all night at Lianzhong.
Experts say: Human cells complete an overall metabolism every seven years on average.
The brick house said: love or marriage will face a crisis test in the seventh year because of dullness, boredom and burnout.
I said to the annoying: cells are metabolizing all the time, love and marriage may encounter crisis anytime and anywhere, two people always maintain the best mentality to communicate, understand, and confidently face all crises and tests, nothing Kaner is impossible to get through!