Annoying always thought that this title could not fully reflect his excellent qualities. He urged me to tell me something about him that was not annoying. I searched my stomach and finally came up with a few things.
One night, I happily took out my mother-in-law's exclusive microwave pine nuts, only to find that the dried fruit clip had been left somewhere by me.
I searched around, but couldn't find the dried fruit folder, and took a peek at the annoying person who was working on files in front of the computer.
After confirming that he was concentrating on his work and had no time to pay attention to me, the idle person, I quietly took a pine nut to my mouth, and was about to bite down on the hard shell...
I just heard a cold voice: "Do you still want your teeth?"
I looked at him mournfully, his eyebrows furrowed, as if I had done something terribly wrong.
"But people want to eat."
His expression was still cold: "Tomorrow morning, I'll go buy you a dried fruit clip."
I continued to complain: "But people want to eat now, and they can't wait for a minute."
Annoyingly glanced at me: "Food!"
Saying that, he reached out and grabbed a handful of pine nuts, knocked out the pine nuts one by one, and stuffed them into my hand.
I immediately thought he wasn't really annoying at all!
Annoyingly busy, most of the time travels all over the world.
Last year, I had to prepare a very important defense. I changed the PPT repeatedly every day, and it almost collapsed.
One day I worked overtime until the early morning and came home alone. I finally couldn't take it anymore and called the annoying person who was on a business trip.
I said to him, "I can't take it anymore, I can't take this pressure of work, I can't take this feeling of being alone with everything."
Annoyingly comforted me for a long time until I fell asleep with my phone.
When I woke up the next day, I saw a WeChat message:
Looking at the above simple but deeply affectionate words, I suddenly cried.
In the darkest days of my life, Annoying stayed with me every night to revise the report and gave me confidence. Until the report ended successfully, he was relieved to travel again.
During my pregnancy, annoying had ambitions to learn to cook.
Annoying cook for the second time, walked into the kitchen for less than ten minutes, shouted: "Daughter-in-law, come quickly!"
When I entered the kitchen, he boiled the oil and threw the frozen meat slices directly into the pan to fry.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"I'm frying the meat! But I've been waiting for five minutes, why is the meat still a lump?"
I was speechless for his IQ: "Brother, are you in such a hurry? Can't you wait for the meat slices to thaw before frying?"
Annoying told me with his vast knowledge of physics: "The oil temperature is so high, the meat will thaw faster!"
"By that time, the sliced meat will no longer be able to be eaten..." I despised him with my rich cooking experience, "Alas! Why did I marry a second-hand like you, and I don't know if it will affect the baby's IQ."
Annoying silently humbled himself, and continued to study the recipes for pregnant women assiduously.
At that moment, I suddenly felt that he became cute!
Once, the big boss gave me a very difficult task.
I felt so stressed. When I got home, I lay on the sofa and pretended to be a dead body.
Annoying saw the seriousness of the situation, patted his chest and said, "Did you encounter any difficulties? Tell your super invincible husband, and your husband will help you settle it!"
"The big boss handed me a new project. I really can't do this project. How should I tell the big boss so that he will believe that I don't do it because of lack of ability, rather than shirk work."
Annoying did not answer me right away, but contacted the relevant person for communication as soon as possible. For example, my 2nd Boss and 3rd Boss.
He objectively understands the arduousness of the task, evaluates the big boss's expectations for me, plus his usual understanding of me, and thinks it over carefully.
Two days later, he gave me the most pertinent advice: "This project is very important, and you have the ability to do it well. I have confidence in you."
Then, he will give me a set of the most feasible human resource deployment plan to ensure that I can successfully complete the task.
Not long ago, the doorbell of the unit door was newly replaced in the community. The doorbell of our house was a little faulty, and it rang randomly when something happened. Sometimes in the middle of the night, we would be woken up by the doorbell.
I called for the maintenance of the property, and every time the person in the property was friendly and said to apply for repair immediately, but it was delayed. I called several times, but there was no reply...
I was unhappy and turned to annoying people for help.
Annoyingly said: "Why don't you use the means to deal with me to deal with them?"
"My means?"
"Look!" Annoying picked up the phone and said calmly but forcefully: "Our house is No. XX, Unit XX, Building XX, do you understand the doorbell problem? Well, it's fine, you don't need to explain it to me, You just need to tell me, when will it be fixed? Well, two days, if you can't solve it in two days, I'll make the doorbell of the whole unit never ring again."
The next morning, someone came to fix the doorbell.
I couldn't help but ask Annoying: "If they don't come to fix it, are you really going to let the doorbell go off forever?"
Annoyingly asked me: "Every time I come back late, you say on the phone 'If you don't come back within half an hour, you will never come back'. If I really don't come back within half an hour, you will never let me Are you entering the house?"
"You... you are not allowed to steal my trick next time!"
A long, long time ago, when I was still young, I always kept in mind the ancestral motto that "every grain is hard work", cook in moderation, and eat without a grain of rice.
On a day when I can't remember what festival, I ate dumplings with Anren, I was already full, and Anren kept persuading me to eat more and not have any leftovers.
I tried my best, but in the end there were still a few dumplings left, which left me powerless.
I earnestly begged the annoying: "You can eat these three."
"I'm full, you can eat it." Saying that, he shoved the dumplings on me.
I stuffed it to him again: "I don't care, you are responsible for these three."
Annoying and angry: "I said don't eat, just don't eat!"
I saw that he was resolute, and reluctantly threw the three dumplings into the trash can.
When the dumplings fell into the trash can, I heard the annoying exclamation: "You! You actually threw it away! I'm afraid you won't have enough to eat, so I want to keep it for you..."
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Since then, I have deeply felt that the "disc" activity is too inhumane.
Every winter, the annoying reminds me to wear gloves over and over again, but I still often forget, or I don't remember to put them back when I put them on.
One day I went out with Annoying and forgot to put on gloves and my hands were frozen in my sleeves.
"Where are your gloves?"
"lost."
Annoyingly said lightly: "Buy a fish tomorrow to eat!"
"Huh?" The topic turned so fast that my mind was a little off.
"You eat a fish head and make it up." He took off a left glove and gave it to me, and then pulled my right hand into his pocket, his hand warmed mine.
After that, I would go out without gloves, or in clothes with pockets, and put my hands in his pockets.