I love kids, especially, however, I've been married to Annoying for five years and have been childless for various reasons.
Every time I see other people's children, I can't help but tease, thinking that if one day I have a "little annoying" with the annoying person, our love will be truly complete.
In order to have a little trouble as soon as possible, I, who have no sense of Arabic numerals, began to calculate the physiological cycle every day and do all kinds of necessary tests.
It's more serious than doing a doctoral project.
After two years of unremitting efforts by me and the annoying, and in the longing of the elders, suddenly one day, I found that I have a little annoying!
So, my life has changed drastically.
Little annoying forty days, to be precise, the fortieth day of gestation.
I called the annoying guy who was on a business trip and told him calmly, "I just took a dipstick test. I might be pregnant."
Annoyingly and excitedly, he explained that I should walk carefully, and he immediately bought a plane ticket and came back to accompany me.
An hour later, the annoying call me again, already full of professional jargon told me to go to the hospital for XX examination, and how to avoid all kinds of radiation, be careful of all kinds of pollution sources.
Apparently he's done some serious research.
I nodded and remembered, and suddenly remembered an important thing: "I heard that the first three months of pregnancy are very unstable. It is best not to tell other people that it is good for the child."
Annoying: "… "
I asked, "Did you hear me?"
Annoying said: "I heard, I was thinking, who else I didn't tell..."
I:"… "
This guy always executes so well, I am amazed!
Little annoying day forty-fifth.
Annoying personally cooked and cooked me a bowl of crucian carp soup.
I was so moved that I almost burst into tears, I stroked my still deflated belly, and said with emotion, "Big baby, my mother has really touched your light. Only in this life will I have the chance to eat a meal of fish made by your father."
Annoyingly said: "Why is it a meal? I'll make it for you tomorrow."
Less than an hour after he finished speaking, the phone calling for him to go on a business trip came.
I smiled and said, "Go, I can take care of myself."
Although I don't want him to go, and I know he doesn't want to go, he still has to go...
Little annoying day sixty.
As a project was to be finalized and accepted, I was busy all day, and I don't know if it was because I was too tired, I felt unwell.
Text an annoying person when you're about to get off work:
The message was sent in less than half a minute.
Annoying came to my office angrily: "Don't go to the hospital immediately if you are not feeling well, what report do you write!"
Before I could react, he had already helped me pack up and took me to the hospital. Along the way, he made various calls and made various arrangements...
I said, "You don't have to be so nervous, I'll be fine."
"I hope it's okay too..."
However, the test results were very bad. The doctor told us: The fetus has no fetal buds and no fetal heartbeat. It may be growth retardation, or it may have stopped growing.
I'm cold all over, annoyingly clenching my hand, I can feel his hand shaking.
The doctor also told me: I will start to rest in bed tomorrow to raise my fetus. After a month, if there is still no fetal heartbeat and fetal buds, it proves that the fetus has stopped developing.
I walked out of the hospital with Anan Ren, and he kept persuading me: "Don't worry, this situation is very common, it is the result of the survival of the fittest, we are still young, we are not in a hurry at this time."
I nodded silently, but saw that his eyes were already red.
After going through all kinds of child rearing, various guardianships, and various protective measures, Little Annoying finally appeared in my sight after being tortured by severe pain for 20 hours.
The doctor said, "It's my daughter, seven pounds and four taels."
The doctor washed her and put her next to me. She didn't do anything except cry with her eyes closed. I hugged her gently, held her helpless little hand, and carefully took the first picture of her life. Photo.
I sent the photo to the annoying person outside the delivery room, I was too tired to edit the text message, so I only sent three words:
He called immediately. On the phone, I heard his breathing, and after a long time, a voice came out: "I can finally rest assured."
I didn't have the strength to speak, just smiled and nodded. In the future, I will no longer have to pay attention to the fetal heart rate and fetal movement every day, and I will not have to go to the emergency room of the hospital in the middle of the night.
I was sent out of the delivery room with Xiao Anren by the nurse, and all the relatives who were looking forward to it gathered around to see this lovely little life.
The only thing that was annoying, he just glanced at his daughter quickly, and immediately stayed by my bedside and held my hand.
All the way back to the ward, he asked me if I still hurt, if I was cold, and what I wanted to eat.
I asked him, "Why don't you go see the child, don't you like her?"
"I like it!" he said, "but you are so careful, if I leave you alone and go to see my little lover in my previous life, you will definitely be jealous."
"Am I such a careful woman?"
"You are!"
"… "
I really did not love the wrong person, choose the wrong person.
No matter how annoying he is, he understands my heart - always.
After Little Annoying was born, he felt very insecure and had to be held to sleep, otherwise he would continue to cry.
Annoying I sat next to my bed all night with my baby in my arms so that I could sleep peacefully.
I couldn't sleep, I opened my eyes and peeked at him.
He was looking down at the little annoying sweet sleeping face in his arms.
Although he hadn't slept for three days, the corners of his eyes and brows were not tired, but he was full of contented smiles...
Ever since I got a little annoying, I've been so busy every day that I don't even have time to leave messages on Weibo.
I complained to the annoying: "Can you personally take care of your little lover in your past life? Don't leave all the sins of your past life to me to bear alone."
Annoying defense: "It's not that I don't want to be responsible. I really can't get along with her. It's okay for her to have a low IQ. What she does is completely illogical. I don't have a common language with her at all..."
I threw a little annoying Winnie the Pooh and hit him on the head: "She's not even a year old, you can't accommodate her! Go, sing her a nursery rhyme and put her to bed!"
Annoying saw that I picked up Little Annoying's oversized toy car again, and immediately picked up Little Annoying and ran to the bedroom.
Then, I heard cheerful singing from the bedroom: "Where is spring? Where is spring? Spring is in the verdant mountains... Where is mom? Where is mom? Mom is in dad's bed..."
I:"… "
Annoying is your own, you know that
Little annoying one and a half year old.
I was half awake when I heard the annoying and fatherly saying: "Mom hasn't woken up yet, this morning, Dad, let's feed you milk powder."
Little annoying: "No, I want mom to feed!"
Annoying: "Hi Dad!"
Little annoying: "Hey mom!"
Annoying: "Hi Dad!"
Little annoying: "Hey mom!"
After the infinite loop, Anren began to roll up his sleeves, like a strict father's tone: "Oh! It's against you! You said, who will feed it?!"
Little Annoying blinked, and answered neatly, "Hello, Dad! Okay! Yes! Good!"
I sighed deeply in my heart: It is indeed a small annoyance, and the gene for judging the situation is not wasted at all!
It is said that Anren spoke early when he was a child, and Xiao Anren also likes to learn to speak, especially useful words.
E.g:
"Mama, don't go to work!
"Baba, don't look at your phone, shake your eyes!
"Mama read me a story!
"Baba, you throw the banana peel in the trash can..."
One day, I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom when I heard the little annoying shouting sweetly: "Mom, mom, come here!"
I couldn't get my mouth out, so I pretended not to hear.
Little Annoying's crisp and loud calling came: "Daughter-in-law, I miss you, come and hug!"
"… "
This is the legend - the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam is crooked!
Following Annoying's words and deeds, Little Annoying quickly learns to adapt her bedtime songs.
For example: "Only a baby is good in the world..."
For example: "The big baby who picks mushrooms..."
That day, she changed her daily bedtime song (Zhou Huajian's "Friends"):
"Those dads, a mom... Only if you've really loved them can you understand..."
I express how true love is, but I don't understand this relationship!
Anren immediately grabbed Xiao Anren and said, "Remember, you are not allowed to sing like this in front of outsiders in the future. You only have one father, one mother, and only one in your life!"
I love hearing this!
As the little annoying grows, the more and more I find that she doesn't look like me at all, just a copy of the annoying.
Little annoying six months, I took her out to play, her hat fell off, and she kept pointing at her hat on the floor until I found out.
When Little Annoying was one year old, I took her to go shopping, her shoes fell off, she pulled my sleeves and shouted, "Mama, shoes! Dropped! Shoes dropped!"
She didn't calm down until I picked up the shoes from the floor and put them on her feet.
Xiao Anren is one and a half years old. Before I go to work every day, Xiao Anren runs over with my mobile phone and puts it in my hand: "Ma Ma, Ma Ma mobile phone..."
From then on, I finally believe that what people lack will always be found. The little annoying is the heart that I forgot to grow when I was born.
Now, Little Annoying is just two years old.
One day, I couldn't find my mobile phone before going out, so I shouted, "Mom's little darling, help mom find the phone!"
The little annoying person looked at me, pouted and despised me: "How are you so confused today!"
She, she actually despised me, who did she learn this from!
I've hardly ever had a fight with an annoying person since I got a little annoying.
Because little annoyances are always our best mediators.
One day, when Anren was on a business trip, Xiao Anren and I called him. His voice was so drunk that he hung up without saying a few words.
I was very angry and told Little Annoying: "Your father went to drink again, and he is not good at all. If he doesn't come home at night in the future, mother will find your father for you."
The little annoying said: "No, I want a dad."
I asked, "Do you like Daddy?"
She nodded: "I like it!"
Looking at her innocent and cute smiling face, I really lost my temper!
A few days later, when I returned from a business trip, I forgot about it.
When Xiao Anren woke up and saw her father, she quickly crawled over me, crawled into her father's arms and said, "Baba, if you don't go home, I have Hou Baba!"
I:"… "
Little annoying, if you say that, your dad will understand it in many ways!
One day, it was annoying and annoyed me.
When he called, I didn't answer and told Little Annoying: "Mom's darling baby, you go to answer the phone and tell your father: the number you dialed is not in the service area."
Little Annoying picked up the phone: "Dad, mom said the number you dialed is not in the service area." He hung up after saying that.
It was annoying to call again, and she connected again: "Dad, mom is angry... Okay, okay!"
Then, the little annoying handed me the phone: "Dad said he was wrong!"
She raised her face and asked me obediently, "... Mom, answer the phone, okay? Can you?"
As a mother, all I can say is, "Okay, yes!"
Since Little Annoy's two-year-old birthday, I have become more and more suspicious of my IQ, because I really feel that my IQ is not enough in my relationship with Little Annoying.
Today, Little Annoying softly pleads: "Mom, I want to watch TV... I want to watch cartoons."
I wisely and politely refused: "Good baby, there is no electricity now, and the TV can't be turned on. When there is electricity, Mommy will turn on the TV for you to watch, okay?"
Little Annoying gave me a deep look, but didn't say a word. His black and white eyes rolled around twice and ran to the TV.
I was delighted with my persuasive "lie", when I saw the little annoying person laying down in front of the TV and watching it carefully.
"Mom, mom!" Little Annoying pointed to the lower left corner of the TV and called to me, "Look here, the red light is on, there is electricity!"
I:"… "
Uh, are kids so hard to deceive these days
Putting a little annoying person to sleep is an honorable and arduous task.
Every night, when I turn off the light, she always crawled around me excitedly and asked me to sing all kinds of bedtime songs to her, until I sang myself to sleep, she could fall asleep peacefully, This seriously affected my update speed.
In order to update the novel on time, I thought hard to come up with a good way to deal with her.
That is—pretend to be asleep.
On the first day of the fake sleep program, the effect was very obvious.
On the second day of the fake sleep program, I heard her say, "Mom, I'm going to cover up."
I couldn't help pulling the quilt for her, failed!
The fake sleep program was implemented on the Nth day.
In my fake sleep, I heard Little Annoying say, "Mom, my quilt fell on the floor, pick it up!"
I am indifferent.
"Mom, I'm afraid, you hug me."
I am indifferent.
She was finally quiet, and after a long long time I saw her motionless and was sure she was asleep.
I was overjoyed and quietly got up and went around to touch the computer. Unexpectedly, the motionless little annoying person suddenly grabbed my hand and said, "Mom, where are you going?"
"I... big baby, why didn't you sleep?"
"I'm pretending to sleep too!"
I sweat, she still uses the word "also"!
Coaxing a little annoying person to sleep is really a technical job of fighting wits and acting skills. This kind of technical work has never been annoying.
On a certain Valentine's Day, in order to let the little annoying fall asleep earlier in a quiet environment, I negotiated with the annoying. He first went to the living room to wait, and when the little annoying fell asleep, he came back to the bedroom to reunite with us.
Half an hour later, I was pretending to sleep, and the little annoying was lying on the pillow unhappily ready to sleep.
Annoying quietly pushed the door open and probed in.
Little Annoying sat up immediately and waved happily in the dark.
Annoying vaguely saw someone waving at him, he couldn't hide his excitement and asked, "You put her to sleep? Great, we..."
Xiao Anren danced with excitement: "Baba, I put Mama to sleep, let's watch cartoons!"
Annoying: "… "
I hold my forehead. I am not afraid of opponents like wolves, but I am afraid of teammates like pigs!
Now, the little annoying is growing up and getting cuter every day.
She likes to lean on my arms quietly and let me teach her to draw, teach her to read, teach her to write, and sometimes praise me: "Mama, you are so smart!"
She likes to let me be the teacher. She and dad share the class at the same table, rushing to answer questions. No matter who gets the answer right, she never forgets to applaud hard;
She likes to lean into her father's ear and whisper, "Baba, show me some cartoons on your phone! Shhh! Don't tell mom..."
She likes to ask me countless times every day: "Mom, is it eight o'clock? Can I watch "Little Wisdom Tree"?" "Mom, is it eight o'clock?"
She likes to remind me: "Mama, put the scissors away, or you will cut my hands... You should praise me for being smart!"
…
She made me understand that when you are alone, be kind to yourself; when you are two, be kind to each other; when you are three, be kind to life...
- Lesson 14 of "The Secret Book of Love" -
If you don't meet the right person at the right time, then don't miss each other easily, wait patiently, maybe at the right time, you will become the right person and a perfect ending!