Although Anren and I are in the same research institute, our research topics are very different. There are not many opportunities for cooperation, and we only occasionally have some intersections.
Cleaners
One day, a certain heart was fully equipped to go to the laboratory on the second floor to corrode the samples.
The so-called equipment refers to wearing work clothes, wearing a large mask on the face, wearing thick plastic gloves on his hands, and carrying a bucket of chemical reagents in his hands.
I happened to meet Annoying in the elevator, Annoying saw me stunned for a moment, then looked me up and down, and asked in surprise, "When did you switch to cleaning?"
I sighed that I could be recognized by him even if I disguised myself like this, while I peeked at the beautiful woman next to me with the eyes of the cleaners.
When I arrived on the second floor, I replied before getting off the elevator, "Well, the second floor is my responsibility. I can order it anytime I need it!"
An annoying last sentence came from behind the elevator door: "My family, can you be responsible?"
Khan, haven't I been in charge all the time
Wine Bureau
Annoying and our three Bosses have a very good personal relationship, and often go out and drink together, as brothers.
Once, our research group came to a guest, the big boss and the third boss wanted to accompany the annoying, so the third boss called the annoying and asked him if he was free.
At that time, I was strictly disciplined and annoying: "You didn't come back until 11:30 the day before yesterday, and you didn't get home until 12:30 last night. If you dare to go out for a drink tonight, you can see if I will let you kneel on the washboard. !"
Annoying just patted me on the chest and promised to stay with me at home, when Three Boss called.
The annoying nature refused righteously: "I'm not going tonight, brother, you know me... I'm really afraid of my daughter-in-law!"
The three bosses answered decisively: "Understood!"
After hanging up the phone, I reached out and hugged me annoyingly: "Daughter-in-law, do you think I'm doing well? How can I reward me tonight?"
I hadn't figured out how to reward him, my phone rang, and the big boss told me, "Ning Xin, there is an important guest tonight, come and accompany him."
I am a person who died for the sake of the research group. Faced with such an important task, I answered without hesitation: "Okay, I will go right away!"
I just hung up here.
The annoying phone rang, he connected, only to hear the proud voice of the third boss: "It doesn't matter if you don't come, we will let your daughter-in-law come to accompany her, I remember she is a good drinker, she should not be drunk, you can rest assured. However, if you are really worried, you can come together."
Annoying didn't even think about it, and replied, "I'll go with her."
At that moment, I really admired the ability of the three bosses to do things, there is really no problem that he can't solve!
Party A and Party B
One day, the second boss asked me to go to his office.
From what I know about him, whenever he finds me, he must give me a task that will kill people and not pay for my life. At this moment, I still have five arduous tasks that have not been completed, and I have to work overtime until late every day.
He walked into the second Boss's office with heart and courage. He looked up from the pile of documents and told me that he wanted to customize a XX experimental equipment, and let me do a good research according to his needs, and then put the specific requirements. Report to Anshi Company, and let Anshi Company make a quotation as soon as possible.
While recording, I responded: "Okay, I see."
I was about to leave when the second Boss added: "Our equipment is in a hurry. Please communicate with Cheng Ze and let him move forward as soon as possible."
Uh? Who did he say? Cheng Ze? Is it my Cheng Ze? What are you communicating with him
With a lot of questions, I returned to the office and immediately investigated Anshi Company. It turned out that it is an equipment company in S City, specializing in customizing various scientific research equipment. But why did the second boss make me annoyingly communicate with my family? Does he have business dealings with this company
I called and asked Annoying: "Our group wants to make equipment in Anshi Company. Are you familiar with their company?"
After three seconds of silence, the annoying man replied: "We just bought this company, don't you know?"
"Ah! Who is in charge of this company now? Who are we looking for to make equipment?"
"I!"
Oh! I finally understood why the second boss asked me to communicate with him: "Why didn't you report such a big thing to me?"
"I've already reported it to you. However, with your memory, it's normal that you can't remember."
"… "
It just so happens that my office is empty, and I have nothing to do, trying to make fun of annoying people.
I held the phone, smiled sweetly and said to the annoying: "Mr. Cheng, since you have the final say, let us quote a cheaper price for this equipment, it's better to give us a cost price!"
"I can shorten the production cycle and do the best after-sales service, but the price is not negotiable."
"Don't be so unsympathetic. With our relationship, can we talk about our feelings?"
"We're talking about work now." Annoying said with a smile, "I want to talk about relationships, let's talk at night, how much do you want, how much will I give you..."
Why does this sound so awkward to me, what's wrong with it
…
Three days later, Annoying called me and asked, "Is your equipment still working? Are you in a hurry?"
I said, "Yes, of course, I'm doing research. I'll contact you when I'm done."
"Okay, as soon as possible."
I couldn't wait to hang up the phone and continue chasing a plan.
…
Three days later, the annoying call again urged me: "How is your research?"
"I've been busy writing a plan recently. Let's talk about it in a few days."
"Then tell me your specific needs first, and I'll quote you a price first."
I was a little impatient: "We haven't experimented yet, and the specific requirements are uncertain."
Annoying and a little anxious, his attitude is very tough: "I need it tomorrow, you give me the parameters before tomorrow."
"I'm busy, I don't have time!"
"Why do you have such poor execution, and you procrastinate in doing things!"
When I heard that he disliked me again, I immediately became angry: "How do you talk? You use this attitude when you talk to me? Do you think I'm your employee?"
"Daughter-in-law, don't be angry. I'm not talking about work with you! Can you talk to me seriously with a work attitude?"
"Okay, let's talk about our work attitude. I'm Party A, I'm a customer, and I'm God."
"Oh, you're right." Anren immediately changed his attitude, "Mr. Ning, didn't you say that the equipment is in a hurry, can you give me the parameters as soon as possible, so that I can give you a quotation as soon as possible! This equipment is very complicated and the production cycle is very long. , let's move forward as soon as possible, okay?"
I was happy: "Okay, I'll give you an answer within half an hour."
Annoying: "… "
Can't hide the rape | love
Considering the simple folk customs of our work unit, I usually walk a certain distance from the annoying person, and he rarely comes to my office to find me, so some unfamiliar colleagues do not know our relationship.
During the lunch break one day, I was chatting with a new female colleague in the office. The three bosses came to talk to the female colleague with annoyance. I calmly sat in front of the computer and continued to work.
Annoying couldn't help peeking at me when the three of them were discussing issues.
The eyes of the third Boss are so sharp, he laughed and teased him: "Seeing an old acquaintance? Don't you want to say hello?"
Annoying smiled: "Okay, let's talk, I'll go say hello to an acquaintance!"
…
"Hi!" Annoying greeted me.
I was looking at the results of the experiment, and I replied casually: "Yeah."
He said: "There is a cooperation project, and I will come to discuss the specific requirements."
I replied lukewarmly, "Oh! Then you can talk."
"We're almost done talking, come and see what you're doing." He pulled up a chair and sat beside me, as if he was talking at length.
Out of the corner of my eye, my female colleague was looking at us and continued to remain indifferent: "What else can I do, work."
"What time do you get off work at night?"
"Normal get off work."
"I heard that there is a new hot pot restaurant nearby. It's very good. Would you like to try it? I'll treat you!"
I struggled between food and weight loss, and I hesitated: "But I've been losing weight recently, and I will gain weight by eating hot pot at night."
He moved closer to me and lowered his voice slightly: "We can exercise after dinner."
"… "
"That's it, I'll call you after get off work."
"Okay."
…
We were chatting for a while, and the three bosses finished explaining things and called out to the annoying: "Let's go! Can't bear to leave? Do you want me to add a desk for you in this office."
Annoyingly smiled and patted my shoulder: "I'll go first, wait for my call at night."
"okay."
Watching the annoying leave, I didn't have time to put away the smile on my face, I was seeing my female colleague looking at me with a very strange look, I tried to recall the conversation between me and the annoying just now, it seems... There is no improper dialogue, right
The female colleague is a particularly straightforward person. She couldn't hold back and asked tentatively, "You guys look familiar?"
"Huh?" From the surprised eyes of my female colleague, I understood her doubts, and I couldn't help but venomous, and answered shyly and timidly, "I don't know them very well either."
"Oh..." The female colleague hesitated.
"Dear, did you want to say something?"
"Actually it's nothing, I just think he looks at you a little differently."
"He looked at me? What look?"
The female colleague smiled ambiguous: "If you have a chance, you should pay attention to it, it is obvious."
so obvious? Why did I never find out? I'll have to check it out when I get home tonight!