Interviewer: Avid reader of "I Loved Lonely Until I Had You"
Interviewee: Heartbroken & Annoying
1. 紃色樂地.deng弱: Ask Xinxin, which male protagonist do you think is the closest to your annoying character? Ask Annoying: Which actor do you think makes you jealous? Be sure to pick one!
Xinxin: I don't think it's annoying like any male protagonist. When I wrote the article, I seriously thought about it, such a male protagonist must be annoying, and I must write a tall, completely different type of male protagonist in order to be likable. Facts have proved that I was right, those men who are not like him at all make you fall in love too deeply.
Annoying (staring at a certain heart): Can you tell the truth
Xinxin: Uh, well, I'll be honest. None of the male protagonists I wrote seem to be annoying, because I am afraid that you will like him too much and rob me of my husband.
Annoying: I just love to hear you tell the truth!
Heart:…
Annoying: Regarding the issue of jealousy, I think the male protagonists in her writings are all illusory characters and have nothing to do with me. Why should I be jealous
Xinxin (stares back): Tell the truth!
Annoying: Okay! I'm jealous that she doesn't sleep with me when she writes novels!
Xinxin: ... don't tell the truth in the future!
2. Lin Yueying: Please answer with your heart: What is the most convincing quality of being annoying, making her have no complaints and no regrets and accompany her for life? Please answer annoyingly: The heart is the most annoying, what is the personality that makes him die-hard and lifelong
Xinxin: Perseverance. I think the most valuable quality of a man is that no matter what, he will persevere when he finds it, no matter what!
Annoying: It's warm.
Xinxin (laughs warmly): It's too concise. (Help to add.) Do you always feel warm every time you see me and hear my voice, and only I can make you feel warm
Annoying: It is very warm to hold.
Xinxin: … change to the next question!
3. Please call Sister Douye: Xinxin, who do you and Anren like first? Love at first sight? Am I saying that the heart loves the annoying at first sight
Xinxin: I never believe in love at first sight, because there are too many men who make me fall in love at first sight, such as Brother Hua…
Annoying (disgusting): Love at first sight refers to both parties. With your language understanding, how can you write a novel
Xinxin: Wait, I'll look up the dictionary.
After half an hour...
Xinxin is still discussing the meaning of "love at first sight" with annoying classmates.
After one hour…
Annoying: Well, even if you and Brother Hua fall in love at first sight.
Xinxin: No, I fell in love with him at first sight.
Annoying: Yes, "Yes"!
Xinxin continued: Even if I fell in love with Brother Hua at first sight, it wasn't love at first sight. The only thing that fell in love at first sight was appearance. To truly understand a person, it takes a long time to get along, get to know each other, and love each other for a long time, and that kind of love can be stable, such as me and annoying.
Annoying: Can't you focus on the front when you talk? I wasted so much time discussing "love at first sight" with you!
Xinxin: Uh, but I always focus on the back when writing articles.
4.LU: Xinxin, at what moment did you have the thought of "God, I want to live with this man for the rest of my life"
Xinxin: It should be when he said, "Let's try it, try a relationship without breaking up!" I think, at that time, I really had the urge to live with him for the rest of my life!
Annoying: Impulsive? !
Xinxin: Uh, my words are not accurate! It's not impulsive, it's... mentally retarded!
Annoying and looking for a place to feel inferior again!
Xinxin: For some men with super-inflated self-confidence, a proper blow to him will benefit his physical and mental health!
5. Beautiful Sun Mountain: When did annoying start to like Xinxin? Why don't the annoying people confess to the heart first? Annoying is so powerful, it's impossible to lack confidence like Xinxin, aren't you afraid that your lovely Xinxin will be taken away by others? When the heart confesses to the annoying, the annoying psychology? Woman, I can't hold my breath anymore!
Xinxin: Beautiful girl, is this a problem for you? Don't bully me for being bad at math, I can count, it's... not one anyway!
Annoying: Daughter-in-law, this is not the point, the point is... These questions are not for you!
Xinxin (rereading the question): You really didn't ask me... um, then you can answer everything, you're free anyway.
Annoying (serious answer): It was she who liked me first, pursued me, and took the initiative to confess to me... She also said that she couldn't live without me without me... I accepted her.
Xinxin: Hey! Can you respect some facts
Annoying: I said the truth, which sentence did I say wrong
Xinxin (grinning his teeth fiercely): Go, stand against the wall for me, I will answer this question... Listen carefully to what the standard answer is!
Annoying stood silently aside.
Xinxin: Some people say that if a man wants to fall in love with you, he may not really love you, but if he wants to be with you for the rest of his life, he must really love you. Although Annoying started hooking me up very early on, I think he really fell in love with me when I confessed to him, because from that point on, he really wanted to be with me for the rest of his life.
Xinxin: I believe that he didn't confess to me before, and he didn't worry about me being taken away by others. It wasn't because he lacked self-confidence, but because he didn't love me deeply enough!
Annoying (with a sigh): I finally understand why they like your romance novels.
Xinxin: Why
Annoying: You are so good at fooling around, you can sway the right one, and you can also make a pair of good legs lame!
Heart:…
Annoying: But there is one sentence, you are right - when you confessed to me, what I thought was not whether I should fall in love with you, but whether I could be with you for the rest of my life.
6. Lan Lantian: Do you like to watch palace fighting dramas? Do you feel like a queen or a concubine. If you are a queen, can you control those concubines
Xinxin: Gong Dou is too brain-burning, I feel brain-burning even watching it, let alone performing it. If the annoying person has a harem, even if he is the emperor, I will divorce him as soon as possible, because I really don't have the IQ to compete with a group of women. If they fought, I would definitely be killed by them in minutes.
Annoying: Don't you say you love me every day? Can't you give up your life for me
Xinxin: Freedom is precious, and love is more expensive. If it is a small life, both can be thrown away! There should be applause here... Thanks!
7. Weiwei: I really like the little annoying person, cute and cute, does the little annoying person know that he is called "little annoying"? If I don't know, will I tell her this nickname when I grow up
Xinxin: Mother's little baby, come, tell the aunties, what does mother usually call you
Little Annoying: ... (Inner voice: Recite this again? I recite it N times every day. If you don't annoy me, I'll be annoyed. If I don't recite it, I won't recite it.)
Xinxin: Little darling, recite it again. Mom will bring you a cod liver oil to eat.
Little annoying (happy): Two!
Heart: one.
Annoying: OK, yes!
Xinxin: Back it up!
Little annoying: little baby, big baby, little baby, big baby, be careful, big baby, small belly, big head, small cute, big cute...
Xinxin: Did you hear? Among all her nicknames, there is no "little annoying", because I want her to remember that she will always be the baby in mother's heart, the cutest and most well-behaved child...
Little annoying: Mom, what about cod liver oil
Xinxin: Uh, I forgot again!
Little Annoying: ... (Voice: Fortunately, I have a good memory!)
As for the nickname "Little Annoying", I will definitely tell her in the future, and I will also let her read the book "I Loved Lonely Until I Had You" to let her know that my mother loves annoying people and loves little annoying people more... She Although it's called a little annoying, she is not annoying at all.
She is a good child, but unfortunately she didn't have a good family!
8. Flowing water and falling flowers: After getting along for a long time, there will always be many problems, and some of them just happen to be disgusting to you. What will you do at this time? Also, many times you don't know what the other party is thinking, the other party will say some strange things, but if you ask the other party, the other party won't tell you, you always feel that something is blocking the middle, what will you do at this time
Xinxin: First of all, I never ask questions that offend the other person. Heart to heart, you don't want the other person to do that, do you? Then, as long as he doesn't want you to ask, even if he wants to know the answer, he has to endure not to ask.
Secondly, if the other party says something strange, it must be implying something to you. He wants you to understand, but he doesn't want to tell you directly. You have to try to guess, and if you can't guess, you have to get to the bottom of it.
Speaking of this question, I am reminded of something that is still fresh in my memory.
One day many years ago, an annoying person called me and asked me to invite him to dinner, and I replied: "I'm not free, I'm in class."
"I'll wait for you to finish class."
I got off get out of class late that day, and it was past dinner time when I went to the restaurant with him.
When ordering, he said he wanted to eat seafood, I glared at him: "It's too expensive, don't eat it."
He wanted to say something, didn't say it, didn't order seafood.
While eating, he kept saying strange things like, "Your memory is so bad!
"I always feel like you don't really care about me.
"Time flies so fast, it's been a year, do you remember when we ate here a year ago?"
I couldn't understand, and I was inexplicably irritable: "If you have something to say, don't be around the corner, I'm tired of listening!"
He was silent for a while: "Forget it, let's not talk, let's eat."
That day, I felt that something was stuck in my heart and I felt uncomfortable. I went back to the bedroom after eating and didn't want to talk to him.
The next day, I learned from his friend that yesterday was his birthday.
…
Since then, annoying to say something I don't understand, I will definitely break the casserole and ask to the end to get to the bottom of the truth!
9. Choice: When we get along with each other, will Xinxin take care of the annoying more, or will the annoying take care of the Xin more? Actually, I think Yixinxin's character should be the latter, haha... Xinxin don't hit me.
Xinxin: Actually, you really guessed wrong. In life, I have taken care of Annoying so well that he is too dependent on me.
I remember one time, when I was working overtime in the unit, I took time out of my busy schedule to call and tell the annoying person to solve the problem of dinner. Annoying told me confidently, "Okay, I'll go home and cook for myself."
When I got home from overtime, Annoying was lying on the sofa and poured out to me with a face full of grievances: "I just cooked a bowl of rice to eat, and soon after eating, I started to have a stomachache." I immediately went to the kitchen After investigating the scene, I came to the conclusion that the rice was already rancid, and the rancidity was very serious.
For such a man, expecting him to take care of my diet and daily life can only wait for the next life.
10. Precarious: I would like to ask Mr. Annoying, Gemini split personality, do you feel that you are sometimes in love with two hearts
Annoying: I have only heard of Gemini split personality before, and after being with her, I deeply realized what it means to be "half fire, half sea". She can be empathetic in an instant, arrogant and self-willed in an instant, and she can actually transform into whatever she wants, without any sense of disobedience.
Xinxin: What's wrong with this
Annoying: what's so good about this
Xinxin: You can regard the considerate Xinxin as a big wife, and the willful and arrogant Xinxin as a little lover. You have two wives in a blink of an eye, isn't it good
Annoying: Oh! So can I see the big wife when I want to see the big wife, and the little lover when I want to see the little lover
Xinxin: No, when the eldest wife wants to see you, you must see the eldest wife, and when the little wife needs you to coax, you must coax the little wife!
Annoying: ... I don't want to have a little lover again in the future!