Life is not smooth sailing, just as love does not have eternal sweet words.
Annoying is Virgo. Du Niang said that Virgo is the most demanding and most stressful constellation, no one.
I solemnly declare: not what I said.
And I, Gemini, is a typical silly white sweet, heartless, confused, in annoying words, the biggest advantage is that I can make do, and the biggest disadvantage is that I can make do.
It is conceivable that when we first fell in love, the two of us quarreled and quarreled every minute.
Over time, when the annoying realizes that he can't change the result, he has to change his attitude. In unremitting practice and exploration, he summed up a set of strategies and tactics that can calm down the battle and defeat the enemy in minutes.
Annoying entered the house at five after twelve in the middle of the night, I quickly closed the novel with the key plot, pretending to be half-awake and accusing him: "Look at what time is it, why did you come back? I didn't tell you, ten Do you have to be back before two o'clock?"
Annoying: "I could have come back before twelve o'clock, but the taxi driver took the wrong way. I was wrong! I promise not to find this unreliable driver next time."
Me: "Sounds like it's not your fault... just wash and sleep."
Four days later, at 12:00 in the middle of the night, when the annoying person entered the house, I got angry again: "You are outside on business, just socializing outside and come back every day at midnight. What do you think I am? A hotel clerk?"
Annoying immediately retorted: "Tiantian? Your wording is too inaccurate! I went home after get off work yesterday. I came back at ten o'clock the day before yesterday, and the day before yesterday was also in the door at twelve o'clock."
"Oh, is it… "
It seems not every day, I wronged him.
As for the day before yesterday, I can't remember, it's beyond my memory.
A month later, we quarreled over a trivial matter.
I'm in a hurry, I'm going to pack my things and leave.
Annoying shrewdly stopped me: "Where are you going?"
"I don't want to see you, I'm leaving!"
He immediately blocked the door and refused to let it open.
I threw his clothes directly: "then go, don't let me see you."
"I'm not that stupid!"
Uh, who is he calling stupid
I was about to explode when he pointed to the clock on the wall: "It's already eight o'clock. If you don't update the novel, readers should be anxious. Because of personal grievances, it is not your style to delay major events such as updating the text."
"You..." Makes sense. "Okay! Just wait, when I finish updating this chapter, I'll come back to you to settle the account!"
When I finished updating the novel, and I finished brushing the message, I completely forgot where I was arguing!
Another time, I don't remember why I was angry, but I only remember that I was angry and the consequences were serious.
"I will never forgive you this time, definitely not!" I said through gritted teeth.
He said, "I'll treat you to barbecue."
I yelled, "Don't think a barbecue will do the trick!"
"Two meals, do we still have problems that two barbecues can't solve?"
"This matter can't be solved!"
He immediately realized the seriousness of the situation, sat next to me with a smile, and put his arms around him dishonestly: "Then I can only solve it myself."
"You... can you be more serious when you're arguing?"
XX minutes later. I completely forgot why I was angry, I just felt that I urgently needed a barbecue to replenish my strength: "Go, go, go! Eat the barbecue!"
I remember when I was writing a novel, I was deeply infatuated with "Chief of Staff Ye". I was immersed in novels every day and couldn't extricate myself. I kept the annoying person outside the study door and did not allow him to approach, so as not to affect my eloquent love for Brother Ye.
The annoyance finally couldn't bear it anymore and broke out.
I had already forgotten the whole process of the quarrel, but the result was this: he repeatedly admitted his mistake, and repeatedly promised that he would not get angry with me in the future, but I still ignored him, locked myself in the study, and refused to go out.
Until three in the morning, he was still persistently knocking on the door.
I yelled at him, "You're finished?! You can't be like a man, what are you doing?"
He said: "No, because you said before that you can't sleep when you are angry. I'm afraid you will lose sleep..."
My eyes suddenly became wet.
I opened the door with red eyes: "Let's go, let's go to sleep, I'm sleepy!"
There are a lot of annoying social events, and they don't stop on holidays. I have endured all these. But he actually ate alone with a beautiful woman that day, the beautiful woman who had been pursuing him from high school to university, and came back drunk, and the most important thing was—he was hiding it from me!
If the woman hadn't called him to ask him if he was home safely, I would have thought he was going to entertain customers again and was foolishly making him sober tea!
I was furious, grabbed his shirt and asked, "What is your relationship with her?"
Annoying refers to God and swears: "It's just an old classmate, there is absolutely no other relationship. She came to S City and called me to get together. If it's reasonable, I should invite her to dinner, right?"
"Just for dinner? Then why didn't you tell me?"
"I'm also afraid of your carelessness. If you don't mind, she still wants to see you tomorrow and get to know you."
I was holding my breath and snorted coldly: "I mind, I do mind!"
"Good, good, good! If you don't mind, it's gone."
"You are not allowed to eat with her alone again."
"Okay! I promise!" Seeing that my face was still cloudy, he hugged me annoyingly and flatteringly, "I have nothing to do with her, think about it carefully, if I have anything with her, I will definitely get her drunk, I can Do you drink so much by yourself?"
His words sounded reasonable. According to normal logic, if a man had bad intentions, he would definitely get a woman drunk instead of being drunk by a woman.
But that female classmate, what do you mean by drunken my husband
"Daughter-in-law, I drank too much today, and my mind is not clear. Let's go to bed first. When I wake up tomorrow, let's discuss this matter carefully."
"Oh, okay." In the middle of the night, it is indeed appropriate to sleep, but not to work.
When I woke up the next day, I had long forgotten the unpleasantness of last night. I was brushing my teeth happily, standing at the door of the bathroom with an annoying smile, and said to me, "Actually, I originally wanted to get her drunk last night, but unfortunately she is drinking too much. Great, I've never had her..."
I:"… "
Blame me for being so good-tempered, isn't it
Once, the annoying behavior touched my bottom line, and I was so angry that I decided to abandon him.
Annoyingly said: "You want to abandon me, yes, but you have to tell me first, among the people you know, who is more suitable for you than me, Mr. A?"
I think about Mr. A's face: "No, it's too ugly!"
Annoying: "Where's Mr. B?"
I shook my head: "I'm too careful, I can't stand men being careful."
Annoying: "Where's Mr. C?"
I tried substituting it in, and goosebumps all over the floor: "He's so boring, it must be boring to be with him."
After going back and forth like this, I got to Mr. Z. Thinking of Mr. Z's dull appearance, I sat down beside the annoying person in frustration: "Forget it, I'll make do with you."
Annoying agreed, and said with a smile: "Yes, make it!"
"But I'm still going to fix you from head to toe!"
"Okay, as long as you don't return it, you can repair it as many times as you want!"
sweat! Although the quality of this "product" is not good, the after-sales service is still good.
I often complain to annoying people: "I must be too easy to coax, and you are so unscrupulous to make me angry."
Annoying handed him a completely disapproving look: "Forget it! When I coax you, it's not that my mouth is dry. I'm definitely better at coaxing than you. When I'm angry, you only need to coax a little, and I'll be relieved immediately. ."
I didn't believe it at first, but then I encountered the opportunity to practice it once, and found that it was really coaxing.
One night, when the annoying person went downstairs to get something from the car, I lost my mind and locked the keys of the two of them at home, and locked me and him, who was wearing home clothes, outside the door.
Annoying and furious, he disliked me from the beginning to the end, and at the end he asked me, "Tell me, what are the advantages of your whole body?"
I blinked innocently: "Yes! I have a very good eye for choosing my husband."
Annoying didn't hold back and smiled: "That's right... Well, you go find a place to play for a while, and I'll go to Brother Ma's house to get a spare key."
When I went to the office, I happily swiped Weibo and laughed—annoying didn't lie to me, he was really good at coaxing.
Another time I took the initiative to tease an annoying person was years ago.
At that time, I went to Japan to study and visit, and I was annoying and stayed at home.
One day when I returned from vacation, I was watching TV leisurely and annoyingly, and I happily surfed the Internet and chatted on QQ beside him.
A well-connected Japanese student sent me a message and asked me:
I answer:
He replied:
I:…
I swear, our relationship is pure.
It was clearly annoying to watch TV, and suddenly got up, the surging anger was like a rhythm that was about to abandon me.
I was terrified and quickly explained, but he just didn't believe it. He insisted that I was having an affair with that boy, otherwise why would people say "you just come back"!
I couldn't argue with a hundred words, and in the end I could only tug at his sleeve and shook his face sincerely: "You know others, and they are the only one in their hearts... If you don't believe me, think about it, you are so handsome, so humorous, so smart, so careful. , so cute, so promising, the key is to be so good to me, how could I be tempted by other men, this is illogical!"
After ten seconds of silence, Annoying nodded: "That makes sense."
I:"… "
This person never knew the words "self-knowledge"!
As soon as I breathed a sigh of relief, I heard Annoying say again: "Trust you for the time being, and I will convict you when I find a chance to investigate on the spot."
Now, time has smoothed out the edges and corners of each other, and the heavy work has taken up almost all of our time. We no longer have the energy to quarrel. Even if there is an unpleasant time, just think about the long years we have spent together, I believe that each other In the heart of each other, I believe that each other is doing their best for the common future, and those trivial matters are not so important.
In life, there is no unpaid Prince Charming, let alone Snow White who does not lose her hair.
Gently cover the warm quilt for the drunk, smiling.
I took the trouble to pick up my messy hair on the pillow, speechless.
This is life.