I’ve Been Pregnant for 10 Years Without Giving Birth
我怀胎十年就是不生
Author: 阿纲纪事
Latest: Chapter 61
Status: Completed
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Genres: Romance, Supernatural
Tags: comedic undertone daoism ghosts modern day mpreg
Tang Yuan suffered from a strange illness, so because of this, Tang Yuan pounced upon Xie Yu. A month later, Tang Yuan discovered that Xie Yu was a big shot in the world of tianshi (Taoist Masters), his existence the greatest fear of numerous ghosts. But that big shot was now obligated to marry him, because he was carrying the big shot’s steamed bun.
One year later:
Xie Yu: “Isn’t it time for our pup to be born?”
Two years later:
Xie Yu: “Don’t worry about it. Maybe you’re carrying a nezha (protection deity who was carried for 3.5 years in mother’s womb)?”
Three years later:
Xie Yu: “You really are probably carrying a nezha!”
Ten Years later:
Xie Yu: “Shall we not just give birth to this child? Since he’s obviously not ready, let’s beat him up!”
Pup: “I will remember this animosity for the rest of my life!”
After being carried for ten years and one month, the steamed bun was finally born. The steamed bun was white and tender at birth, extremely loveable. But on just his first day after being born, the steamed bun kicked his father, Xie Yu, in the face with his tender foot.
唐缘得了个怪病,因为这个怪病唐缘扑倒了谢钰。一个月后,唐缘发现谢钰是天师界大佬,万鬼恐惧的存在。可是大佬现在不得不娶他,因为他有了大佬的包子。
一年后,
谢钰:“我们崽崽是不是该出生了?”
两年后,
谢钰:“不用担心,你怀的可能是哪吒!”
三年后,
谢钰:“你可能真怀的是哪吒!”
十年后,
谢钰:“这个孩子我们不生了好吗?趁还没显怀,我们把他打了吧!”
崽崽:“这个仇我可以记一辈子!”
怀了十年零一个月的包子最终出生了,包子一出生就白白嫩嫩,格外的讨人喜欢,只是出生第一天,包子就用他白嫩嫩的小脚丫,踢了他老爹谢钰的脸……
文案二,
唐缘怀了包子之后,日子就过得有点苦逼,又要捉鬼,又要给孩子胎教,胎教就胎教,可是他一教,就教了十年。唐缘表示:熊包子谁要?谁要我送给谁。
唐缘·颜值逆天天才·受vs谢钰·颜值爆表温和·攻
辣鸡作者辣鸡文,不要考据不要考据,谢谢!
不是正经生子文,不会大肚子,包子在后期出生(包子会经常露面哒),灵异向甜文,尽量不恐怖。