The little fat man moved his body silently, wanting to stay away from them, but he was a little baby who couldn't walk, so Tang Yuan hugged him back before he could climb far.
"Baby, Dad is talking to you about business." Tang Yuan's expression became more serious, "Hurry up and give birth to the baby."
The little fat man looked at Tang Yuan's face, then at Xie Yu, his little face was swollen into a bun, and finally couldn't help it anymore, so he started crying "Wow".
The two silly fathers, Tang Yuan and Xie Yu, rushed to coax him, but they couldn't coax him no matter what, and finally they were forced to have a dream.
Tang Yuan was very puzzled, "Why doesn't the baby want to be born? Could it be that there are scourges and beasts in the real world?"
"Ahem." Xie Yu coughed uncomfortably. Hearing Tang Yuan's words, he suddenly thought of what he had said to scare the little fat man, so he was a little guilty, and decided not to say it. Anyway, to him, what is the little fat man? You can be born anytime.
However, he found that he underestimated Tang Yuan's persistence and the little fat man's fear. Tang Yuan insisted on encouraging the little fat man to be born soon, and every time Tang Yuan encouraged the little fat man, the little fat man became more afraid. She retracted into her own pea, no matter how Tang Yuan called, she just couldn't come out.
"What should we do now?" Tang Yuan pulled Xie Yu, wanting to discuss it with Xie Yu.
During this time, Xie Yu was very guilty, but he looked normal on the surface. He touched Tang Yuan's face and said, "Since he doesn't want to be born, don't force him. The more you force him, The more he wants to rebel, it's better to let nature take its course."
"But let it take its course, when will he be born?" Tang Yuan's eyes became a little worried, "I have a death calamity in my life. Although I don't know what kind of disaster it is, I don't want to take him to die with me."
"It's okay, Tang Yuan," Xie Yu hugged him, and said lovingly, "You won't die."
"Hey." Tang Yuan sighed, "Do you know what my death is? Anyway, I can't see what my own death is."
Xie Yu was silent for a while before saying: "I can see through it, but I can't tell anyone, otherwise there will be a change in the death calamity, and then your father's efforts will be in vain."
"That's it, then don't tell me." Tang Yuan smiled reluctantly: "You just need to tell me, will the baby experience death with me?"
Xie Yu pursed her lips: "I can't say anything about the baby either, it's also leaking the secrets, and if you leak the secrets, you will lose your life."
Tang Yuan was taken aback. He didn't think too much about it just now, but he almost hurt Xie Yu, so he shook his head immediately: "Then don't say that, I don't want you to die early? We want to live a long life together. "
Xie Yu raised his eyebrows: "Your requirements are a bit low, a long life? Don't forget that we are practitioners."
Cultivators can prolong their lifespan by accumulating a certain level of cultivation base. Tang Yuan smiled when he heard him say this: "To grow old with you is the greatest favor from God to me."
Xie Yu hugged him again, wishing he could rub him into her body.
"My baby." Xie Yu murmured softly.
The smile on Tang Yuan's face deepened a little, and he put his hands around Xie Yu's waist and said, "You are also my baby."
"I think I'm really lucky." Tang Yuan said with a satisfied face. His father loves him, his relatives and friends also love him, and his lover and children also love him.
Xie Yu's heart ached again, Tang Yuan's luck seemed to be really good, but so what, it was just a little compensation from the heavens for taking away Tang Yuan's life.
In the following time, Tang Yuan made money to support his family during the day, and fooled the little fat man at night, but the little fat man was so determined that he huddled in his pea and refused to come out.
Six years later, when Tang Yuan looked inside one day, he found that the pea in his dantian had turned into a baby. This baby looked exactly like the little fat man. Tang Yuan quickly found Xie Yu and asked him what he wanted what's going on
Xie Yu has studied the spirit fetus in the past few years. As soon as Tang Yuan said that, he knew what was going on. He said excitedly: "Yuanyuan, our child is about to be born."
When Tang Yuan heard it, he was stunned for a while, and then said excitedly: "Really?"
Xie Yu nodded fiercely: "Really."
Tang Yuan took a few breaths and pinched Xie Yu's face, "I can't believe this is real, it's like a dream, ten years, I thought he would never be born?"
Xie Yu hugged him, patted his back, and the smile on his face became a little weird.
Over the years, Tang Yuan has worked hard to let the little fat man be born, but the more anxious he is, the more afraid the little fat man is, and the more he refuses to give birth. In such a stalemate, Xie Yu saw that the time was almost up, and finally moved on to the ultimate weapon.
Three days ago, he chatted with Tang Yuan, and suddenly talked about the little fat man's problem. He said at the time: "This child has not been born for ten years, probably because it is not healthy, or if you take advantage of it If he hasn't shown his feelings yet, let's beat him up."
These words were discussed by Tang Yuan and Xie Yu to the little fat man. The purpose was to scare the little fat man and let him be born obediently.
In the past few years, they have used many methods, but none of them worked. In the end, they could only come up with such a bad idea. Tang Yuan felt that this was not feasible. He had frightened the little fat man a lot in these years, but the little fat man just didn't behave well. Could it be that if Xie Yu said the scaring words, would the little fat man behave
Who knew that this method was really useful, the little fat man had a reaction in just three days.
"Why do you think the little fat man is obediently preparing to be born this time?" Tang Yuan asked.
Xie Yu shook his head: "I don't know."
He really didn't know, but he guessed that the little fat man was about to explode. After being bullied by his two fathers for so many years, he must want to counterattack, so he decided to give birth.
Tang Yuan asked: "Then how many days until the baby is born?"
Xie Yu: "There is still one month."
Tang Yuan was startled: "Isn't that just before and after the extremely sunny day?"
"Yes." Xie Yu sighed.
"Did you know something, so you deliberately chose to stimulate the baby a few days ago?" Tang Yuan asked, his face was not very good, after all, they would go to Jinsheng Mountain during the extremely sunny days, so it was not suitable for childbirth .
Xie Yu smiled wryly: "I thought the baby would be born a few days earlier." Who knew that the little fat man would be born on a very sunny day just now, which is the same as his previous calculation, so there are some things he can't change , so what about Tang Yuan's death? Can they change
"By the way, I'm going to have a baby. I have to push off my work and get ready."
Tang Yuan ran away as soon as he finished speaking, without giving Xie Yu time to speak, Xie Yu smiled wryly again, and then began to make preparations.
The fact that Tang Yuan was about to give birth was known to everyone in a short while. Fan Yelin and Zhao Zheng all called to congratulate. This period of time can be said to be the happiest time for Tang Yuan.
However, after staying at home for a few days, he felt very bored, and then ran to the place where he and Xie Yu liked to drink tea, and then met Tian Wuguang while drinking tea.
In the past few years, Tang Yuan's strength has increased greatly, successfully surpassing Xie Yu, and becoming the most powerful celestial master in the world of celestial masters. When everyone envied Tang Yuan's aptitude, Tian Wuguang became a clear stream. envy.
People say that when you are too far away from a person, you will not be able to feel jealous, so now most people in the world of celestial masters have extinguished their jealousy, but Tian Wuguang is different, he shines brightly of jealousy.
"I have practiced for more than a hundred years before I have the current level of cultivation, and you have surpassed me after more than ten years of cultivation. People like you should be struck to death by lightning." Tian Wuguang is no longer the Tian Wu of the past. Light, he has now become Tang Yuan's source of happiness every day.
"Yes, I should be struck to death by lightning, but it's a pity that God won't strike me to death." Tang Yuan bullied Tian Wuguang while drinking tea.
At the beginning, he thought how powerful Tian Wuguang was. Who knew that a few years later, he surpassed Tian Wuguang: "It seems that aptitude is really important." Tang Yuan said seriously.
Tian Wuguang was so angry that he almost vomited blood, "Tang Yuan, you're so good."
Tang Yuan took another sip of tea, "Calm down, what about your arrogance back then? What do you think you look like now?"
Tian Wuguang: "..."
After drinking tea, Tang Yuan was about to leave, but when he looked back, he found that Tian Wuguang was still looking at him angrily, so he frowned and said, "Oh, don't be angry all the time, it's easy to grow old when you are angry, you They are all over a hundred years old, and if they get older, they will be gone.”
"I'm going to kill you brat." Tian Wuguang took out his weapon and rushed forward to teach Tang Yuan a lesson.
However, after the fight, he sat on the stool and said angrily: "You learn my spells again, and you deliberately provoke me every time so that I can fight with you, and then secretly learn my unique spells."
Tang Yuan glanced at him with a smile, "I'm an aboveboard student, not a stealer."
Tian Wuguang: "..."
Tang Yuan left contentedly, and said when he left, "I'll come here for tea next time."
Hearing this, Tian Wuguang almost vomited blood.
Since Tang Yuan found out three years ago that this teahouse was his property and a place he liked to stay, Tang Yuan took Xie Yu together to anger him.
In the past three years, he fought with Xie Yu and Tang Yuan, but in the end he didn't get any advantage, so he could only stop temporarily. Later, Tang Yuan became stronger and stronger, and he couldn't do anything to Tang Yuan. Tang Yuan is a good person, but he still has to hold grudges, although I won't do anything to him, but I will get angry at him every time, as revenge on him.
And as time went by, he couldn't control his temper more and more, and he was not as wise as before. He knew that this was a sequelae of prolonging his life, but after Tang Yuan knew this, he liked to anger him even more.
Looking at Tang Yuan's back, Tian Wuguang gritted his teeth and said, "Bear with you for another month."
After Tang Yuan left, he went to Zhao Zheng again. Zhao Zheng is now a seventh-rank celestial master, and he is so busy every day that he doesn't even find a girlfriend.
Seeing Tang Yuan's idle appearance, he was so red that he almost shed tears.
"I envy you for being so free."
"It's boring to be idle." Tang Yuan crossed his legs, looking extremely bored.
Zhao Zhengbai glanced at him, and suddenly thought of something, so he said: "My master lost someone to take care of, and that person has to finish a list recently. Since you are bored, go and keep an eye on it for me."
Tang Yuan was dissatisfied: "I'm a pregnant woman, and I'm expecting to give birth now, how can you ask me to help look after people?"
Zhao Zheng gave him another look: "Forget it." He originally wanted to find something for Tang Yuan, so that Tang Yuan would not destroy himself, but since Tang Yuan was unwilling, he could only forget it, thinking about the days ahead , Zhao Zheng wanted to cry a little.
Tang Yuan crossed his legs and said, "Wait a minute, I can go and mark people, but you can't tell Xie Yu."
Zhao Zheng nodded again and again: "Understood, who dares to tell him."
After the matter was settled, Zhao Zheng told the other party about the matter. That person was Wei Xiaoguang, who was currently a fourth-rank celestial master. After hearing what Zhao Zheng said to him, he stuttered excitedly:
"Brother Zhao, you...you...you said Tang... Tang Yuan is coming?"
"Ok."
Wei Xiaoguang felt a little dizzy. Tang Yuan was a person worshiped by most of the celestial masters like them, and he would never see him. But Zhao Zheng said that Tang Yuan was going to go out with him on a mission. This happiness came too suddenly He couldn't believe it.
The author has something to say: I found out that my wisdom teeth were impacted again, and I had to have them pulled out again, so I cried out loud.