On the way back, Tang Yuan didn't see Tian Wuguang when he passed by the gate of Hanyuan. He searched around but couldn't find Tian Wuguang. At this time, the two beasts at the gate were already asleep. It seems that it only cares about those who want to enter the cold abyss, not those who leave the cold abyss, so Tang Yuan and Xie Yu got out of the cold abyss very easily.
Tang Yuan asked on the way: "Honey, where do you think Tian Wuguang went?"
"I don't know." Xie Yu said, his eyes were dark, and there was a sarcastic smile on the corner of his mouth. In fact, he had a guess in his heart that Tian Wuguang might be dead. The effect of his petrification technique on the two beasts was compared Tian Wuguang's effect is low, so the two beasts must be faster than Tian Wuguang to unlock the petrification technique, and Tian Wuguang will face the two beasts once he unlocks the petrification technique.
When he and Tian Wuguang dealt with the two beasts together, Tian Wuguang was very struggling. Now without him, Tian Wuguang would definitely not be able to defeat the two beasts, so Tian Wuguang might have died at the hands of the two beasts.
"Oh." Tang Yuan frowned, afraid that Tian Wuguang would try to do something wrong again.
"Don't worry, he might be dead." Xie Yu patted him on the shoulder and said.
"En." Tang Yuan nodded: "Don't worry about him, let's go to Zhao Zheng and the others."
"it is good."
Tang Yuan and Xie Yu soon joined Zhao Zheng and the others. Tian Wuguang said that the road they took was the only one, but in fact he lied to them. Zhao Zheng and the others came from the road they wanted to take before, but Now Tang Yuan doesn't care anymore.
He can be said to be a winner in life now, not only survived his death smoothly, but also gave birth to a cub, and he will definitely live a life that everyone envies in the future.
However, three days later, he realized that he was thinking too much. As soon as he came home from work, the aunt who took care of the child came to him with the crying fat man in his arms.
"Wow wow wow." The little fat man opened his mouth, crying so much that he could knock off the roof of the house.
"What's wrong?" Tang Yuan asked.
"Sir, I can't take care of the baby. The baby has been crying these days, and I can't coax him."
Tang Yuan frowned: "Then why didn't you send the child to the hospital and didn't notify me?"
The aunt quickly said: "We notified Mr. Xie, Mr. Xie agreed to send the child to the hospital, but after the hospital examination, he said that the child was healthy and just liked to cry, and then asked us to bring the child back."
Tang Yuan looked at the little fat man who was blushing from crying, and hugged the little fat man into his arms distressedly. Who knew that the child stopped crying as soon as he hugged him.
"Isn't this all right?" Tang Yuan looked at Auntie suspiciously.
The aunt said again: "Mr. Tang, you may not have noticed before that when you and Mr. Xie hold the baby at home, the baby won't cry, but as soon as you leave, the baby will cry and can't be coaxed."
So Tang Yuan never found out that his children like to cry.
"so what?"
The aunt said: "This child recognizes people, I feel that I can't take it with me."
Auntie is very sad, the family gives a lot of money, and there are many servants who can help, but it is a pity that she does not have the life to earn this money, it is really sad.
Tang Yuan was not in a hurry to let her go, but planned to see if there was really something wrong with his cub first.
After holding the little fat man for a while, he handed the little fat man to his aunt, who knew that the little fat man really started to cry when the aunt took over, and then he hugged the little fat man back, and the little fat man stopped crying immediately.
Tang Yuan was sure that it was indeed a problem with his cub, so he called Xie Yu back and discussed with Xie Yu how to deal with the little baby.
The little fat man is a baby who recognizes people, but fortunately he doesn't only recognize Tang Yuan, he also recognizes Xie Yu, so Tang Yuan and Xie Yu discussed that the two of them will take care of the child for a day.
However, Tang Yuan encountered setbacks on the first day of raising the child. When he changed the diaper for the little fat man, he found that the little fat man had pooped a lot. He was so smelly that he ran to the balcony, breathed out for a long time, and then came back and pinched The nose changes the diaper of the child.
The aunt who was watching looked at Tang Yuan puzzledly and asked:
"Sir, what happened to you just now?"
Tang Yuan said: "It's nothing, it's just that the baby's poop is too smelly, so I went to get some air."
The little fat man who was eating happily just now burst into tears with a "wow" after hearing this. His father despises his papa and despises him for being a stinky baby.
Tang Yuan heard him cry, and immediately hugged him to coax him, "Be good, baby, don't cry."
The aunt on the side looked ugly, wondering if this baby could understand what they said? too terrifying.
Tang Yuan coaxed the little fat man for a long time, but the little fat man just kept crying, and Tang Yuan felt distressed and irritable because of crying. When the little fat man finally cried enough, Tang Yuan called Xie Yu aggrieved .
"husband."
As soon as Xie Yu received the call, he heard Tang Yuan's aggrieved cry, which made him happy and worried at the same time.
"Baby, what's the matter?"
Tang Yuan said, "Baby pooped a lot."
Xie Yu was full of worries. After hearing this sentence, his worries disappeared in an instant, and he even wanted to laugh: "Then what?"
Tang Yuan's face was wrinkled: "It's super stinky, it makes me dizzy."
"Pfft." Xie Yu finally couldn't hold back his laughter. He held back for a long time before he didn't laugh out loud. Instead, he comforted Tang Yuan solemnly and said, "Thank you for your hard work, baby."
"Also." Tang Yuan continued: "I said his papa stinks, so he cried for me. My head ached from crying."
Xie Yu was distressed, but also thought it was funny, "Thank you for your hard work, baby, I'll bring you something delicious when I go back later."
Although their chef is always there, Tang Yuan likes to eat the grilled chicken wings made by a restaurant, which is very spicy and heavy. Their chef can't make that taste, so every time Xie Yu passes by that restaurant When he was in the store, he always gave Tang Yuan a portion of chicken wings.
"Okay, then come back quickly." Tang Yuan was in a much better mood. After hanging up Xie Yu's call, he went back and found that the little fat man had fallen asleep.
He grabbed the little fat man's fat leg, bit it lightly, and then laughed. He said that he disliked the little fat man, but he actually liked the little fat man very much in his heart. Every time he hugged the little fat man, he wanted to squeeze him hard The little fat man rubbed into his body, but the little fat man couldn't bear too much force, so he could only be careful every time.
The next day it was Xie Yu's turn to take the little fat man. Xie Yu thought about what Tang Yuan called and told him yesterday, and wondered how smelly a baby's poop could be? He didn't take it lightly, but when it was time to change the little fat man's diaper, he understood what Tang Yuan said.
The baby's feces are really smelly, especially when he is very close, and he wants to change the little fat man's diaper. Xie Yu held his breath and changed the little fat man's diaper. The aunt on the side couldn't stand it, so she said:
"Sir, why don't I change it." Although the little fat man cries when he gets close to others, he should be fine after changing the diaper for a while.
Xie Yu thought about how Tang Yuan changed the little fat man's diaper with his own hands yesterday, thinking how could he be lazy? So he said: "It's okay, I'll come." Suddenly he took a breath, and as a result, Xie Tianshi, who was all-powerful outside, was almost fainted by his baby's feces.
"It really stinks." Xie Yu still said this sentence.
The little fat man originally opened his calf and asked Xie Yu to change his diaper obediently. After hearing this sentence, his face immediately felt aggrieved, as if he was about to cry in the next moment.
Just when Xie Yu thought he was going to cry and wanted to comfort him, the little fat man stepped on his feet and covered him with the diaper.
Xie Yu: "..."
Aunt:"... ... "
"Buzz, buzz..." Tang Yuan's cell phone vibrated, he picked it up to look, and found that the call was from Xie Yu, he immediately connected, "Hey, husband, what's the matter?"
"Baby." Xie Yu's tone was very serious.
"Well, what's the matter?"
Xie Yu said: "Baby's papa, it turns out it really stinks."
"Pfft." Tang Yuan laughed.
Xie Yu on the other end of the phone frowned, and continued to say seriously: "But we can't say that his poop stinks when we go in the future."
"Why?" Tang Yuan was curious.
"Because he understands."
Tang Yuan was taken aback, and suddenly remembered something. Although their baby looked like a baby, he had an IQ of three to four years old, so the baby should be able to understand what they said, no wonder the baby cried so much yesterday.
"Understood." Tang Yuan said with a serious expression.
After Tang Yuan came home, he found that Xie Yu was sitting on the sofa reading a book and drinking coffee leisurely, so he asked in a low voice:
"Is the baby asleep?"
"Yes." In order to lull the little fat man to sleep, he used all eighteen martial arts.
"He sleeps too much during the day, will he not be able to sleep at night?"
Xie Yu said a little uncertainly: "Probably not... right."
"Ok."
Tang Yuan saw that there was no one around, so he approached Xie Yu and kissed Xie Yu. Xie Yu hadn't seen him for a day, and one kiss was definitely not enough, so he hugged Tang Yuan and kissed him again.
After the kiss, Tang Yuan noticed that Xie Yu smelled like he had just taken a bath, so he asked:
"Did you just take a shower?"
Xie Yu was embarrassed for a moment, but he was very good at pretending, and said calmly: "The coffee spilled on me, and it smelled a little so I washed it off."
As soon as he finished speaking, Tao Zi came up and said:
"Master, your shit-stained clothes were cleaned, but the new one washed too hard and made a hole in your clothes."
The new one is Su Zhi brought back by Tang Yuan. Most of Xie's servants are monsters from all walks of life.
Tang Yuan: "Clothes with shit on them?"
Tao Zi said: "Today, when the master was changing the diaper for the young master, the young master stuck the diaper on the master with one foot, covered the master with shit, the master went to take a bath, and took off the clothes for us to wash."
Tang Yuan grasped the key point: "It's covered in shit!" So it's not that I took a shower with coffee splashed on my body, but I took a shower for this reason!
Xie Yu: "..."
The author has something to say: Bringing up a baby is very hard, and I sweat for the two silly dads.
By the way, it was originally planned to end after Tang Yuan gave birth to the cub, but seeing that everyone likes the little fat man so much, I wrote a few more chapters, but not too many, so this article will end in two days, I love you all.