After the little fat man was born, Xie Yu found that he had no sex|life|life, and the person he loved was by his side, and he slept in the same bed with him every day, but he couldn't touch him.
After a month of backlog, Xie Yu finally broke out and decided to give himself two days off to make up for himself.
On the first day of the holiday, it happened to be Tang Yuan's turn to take care of the little fat man, so he took advantage of the time when the little fat man was sleeping, and let his aunt watch over the little fat man, and he carried Tang Yuan into the room.
After Tang Yuan was thrown on the bed by him, he took off his clothes and said, "Is it a little bad to do it during the day?"
Xie Yu smiled, "Didn't you always like to play with me during the day when you were dreaming?"
Tang Yuan was very excited for a moment, took off his clothes twice, pressed Xie Yu under him, and said with a smirk: "I like to play with you during the day, because I can see clearly."
After he finished speaking, he took off Xie Yu's clothes, tied Xie Yu's hands and said, "You are not allowed to move today, and I will do everything."
Xie Yu always pampered him infinitely, so he smiled and nodded: "Okay."
Probably because I haven't done it for a long time, Tang Yuan was very excited today. After he performed a series of services, both of them became very excited. Then, as soon as Tang Yuan got on Xie Yu, there was a loud cry from outside. Voice.
Tang Yuan stopped and said, "I... I'll go and have a look."
Xie Yu showed an aggrieved expression, as if he had been humiliated by him, which made Tang Yuan swallow his saliva, "Good boy, I'll be right back."
Xie Yu was helpless: "Hurry up."
"it is good."
Tang Yuan responded, then put on his clothes and went out to see the little fat man. Xie Yu lay on the bed, looked at his bound hands, and shouted to Tang Yuan outside: "Baby, you didn't untie your hands for me. what."
His voice was covered by the crying of the little fat man, so Tang Yuan didn't hear him at all.
After Xie Yu yelled a few times, he gave up calling Tang Yuan, but began to think about untying his hands.
However, Tang Yuan didn't know how to do it, the clothes could be tied tightly, and he couldn't untie them no matter what, he had no choice but to use brute force, but he didn't expect that the clothes he was wearing today were made of special materials , so his brute force could not damage the dress at all.
When Tang Yuan entered the room again, he looked huddled under the blanket with a look of lovelessness on his face.
"What's the matter with you, husband?"
When Xie Yu saw Tang Yuan, two lines of tears flowed from the corners of his eyes. He stretched out his bound hands to show Tang Yuan, and said:
"You didn't untie my hands."
Tang Yuan smiled: "Why don't you untie it yourself?" After he finished speaking, he untied the clothes tied to his hands easily and effortlessly. Xie Yu was stunned for five seconds before lowering his head in shame.
"The baby is coaxed now, and auntie can take it for a few minutes, so let's not do it for now."
Xie Yu had already turned off the fire, nodded lightly, "Okay."
After he finished speaking, he was about to get up and get dressed, but when Tang Yuan lifted the quilt, seeing the strangle marks on his hands, his heart ached for a moment, "I'm sorry husband."
He grabbed Xie Yu's hand and kissed it, his remorse made Xie Yu's heart soften, "It's fine."
He touched Tang Yuan's head with his other hand, and a gentle smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Tang Yuan looked into Xie Yu's eyes and said, "I'll make it up to you."
"Then what?" Xie Yu didn't understand what he meant.
Tang Yuan grinned, lifted Xie Yu's quilt, and buried his head between Xie Yu's legs, Xie Yu was so shocked that his heart couldn't stop.
"Baby, don't, it's dirty."
"It's okay." Tang Yuan said.
Xie Yu didn't want him to do that, but he couldn't control his body, and couldn't refuse Tang Yuan's initiative, so he let Tang Yuan move, but before he finished, the little fat man cried again.
When the cry sounded, both Tang Yuan and Xie Yu trembled at the same time. After a second of silence, Tang Yuan said:
"I... ... "
"Go and see the baby." Xie Yu said proactively.
He took a deep breath, resisted the urge to spank the little fat man, and went to the bathroom to take a cold shower.
When going to bed at night, they put the little fat man into a separate small bed, but the little fat man cried and wanted to sleep on their bed. Tang Yuan was more soft-hearted towards the little fat man, so he could only hug him to the bed. To sleep between Xie Yu and Tang Yuan.
Xie Yu stared indifferently at the little fat man acting as a demon. Finally, after the little fat man fell asleep, he and Tang Yuan looked at each other through the little fat man. They both saw desire in each other's eyes, so Xie Yu got up and wanted to go around She drove the little fat man to sleep next to Tang Yuan, but the little fat man woke up again and looked at him and Tang Yuan with his eyes open.
Tang Yuan: "..."
Xie Yu: "..."
Xie Yu is a gentle person, Tang Yuan rarely sees him angry, but Xie Yu is as long as he is not angry, once angry it can scare people to death.
The little fat man, who was born less than a month ago, finally angered Xie Yu after doing everything he could.
Xie Yu deliberately pushed aside the matter at hand, saying that in the next few days, he would take care of the little fat man alone. Tang Yuan was happy to escape from the little fat man's clutches, and ran to other provinces to catch demons after receiving the order.
After Tang Yuan went on a business trip, Xie Yu was in charge of the family. The aunt kept crying because of the little fat man, so she had to hug the little fat man in front of Xie Yu. After Xie Yu took the little fat man, she said:
"Baby, you also have the IQ of a three or four-year-old child. Do you know what three or four-year-old children usually do?"
The little fat man looked at Xie Yu with a bewildered expression, and the next moment he heard Xie Yu say:
"Three or four-year-old children all go to kindergarten. You have been in Dad's belly for ten years, which is much bigger than three or four-year-old children, so it's time for you to go to school."
The little fat man pursed his lips, his eyes were filled with tears for a moment, and he was about to cry, but Xie Yu said:
"If you don't want to go to school, Daddy won't force you."
Hearing this, the little fat man withdrew his tears and began eating his feet happily. Unexpectedly, Xie Yu said the next moment:
"But you have to finish the homework assigned by Daddy."
do your homework! This was simply the little fat man's nightmare, and the next moment the little fat man burst into tears, protesting Xie Yu's "tyranny" with actions.
However, after Xie Yu fed him a candy, he said, "If you don't finish your homework, you are not allowed to eat."
"Wow wow wow." The little fat man cried heart-rendingly, but Xie Yu just ignored him.
The aunt looked at it and said quickly: "Mr. Xie, the child should not cry too hard, it is easy to cry, and the vocal cords are easy to break."
Xie Yu waved his hand, "Don't worry, he'll be fine." What he gave the little fat man just now was to prevent this.
Then he took his aunt to pretend to go out, but after going out, the two hid at the door and peeked. After all, the little fat man was still a baby, so he was also worried about what happened to the little fat man.
Auntie and Xie Yu stood on one side, observing the little fat man with all their attention. Then they found that the little fat man stopped crying after crying for a while. A four-year-old child cries, mostly for adults to watch, and no one cares about him now, and he doesn't feel like crying, so they just watched the little fat man, pouting his mouth angrily, and kicked away the homework that Xie Yu put down up.
The little fat man was born less than a month ago, and his bones are so soft that he can't even sit, so he can't do his homework. Xie Yu knows this, but he wants to cure the little fat man's affectation, so he used this trick .
After the homework was kicked off, the little fat man raised his feet and began to eat. When he was eating happily, Xie Yu walked into the baby's room.
Xie Yu said with a serious face: "Baby, don't you want to do your homework?"
"Ahhh." The little fat man responded to Xie Yu by making a sound.
Xie Yu understood what he meant, so he said, "If you don't want to do your homework, you can't cry for a day, you know?"
"Ahhh." The little fat man uttered again.
Xie Yu nodded in satisfaction: "Baby, you are a man. If you break your promise, Daddy will punish you severely."
"Huh?" The little fat man looked at Tang Yuan curiously, as if curious about his punishment method.
Xie Yu smiled, and the smile was unspeakably weird: "If you break the promise, Daddy will spank your ass and open your ass."
The little fat man covered his face, not daring to look at Xie Yu, there was no other way, Xie Yu had bullied him for many years, he was most afraid of Xie Yu.
However, educating children is not so easy to teach. The little fat man forgot to promise Xie Yu after a while, and started crying again, and Xie Yu had been waiting for him to break his promise. Turned over, gave the little fat man a butt massage, and then the little fat man didn't dare to act like a monster again.
The few days of Tang Yuan's business trip were the darkest days for the little fat man. After all, there was no one who could call for help. When Tang Yuan came back, the little fat man lay in Tang Yuan's arms and cried for a long time.
However, when Xie Yu came to punish him, the little fat man found that Tang Yuan, who had been pampering him all this time, had turned his back on him. Yes, he also took out his mobile phone, took a video and sent it to Moments!
The little fat man wept softly and hummed aggrievedly, making Tang Yuan laugh out loud again.
Time passed quickly, and it had been a month since the little fat man was born. Tang Yuan and Xie Yu still attached great importance to the little fat man, so they made him a very lively full moon wine.
On the day of the full moon wine, all the famous people in the world of celestial masters came to Xie's house. Many people gathered in front of the little fat man, wanting to see the little fat man. The little fat man is white and tender, very cute, and he also He loves to laugh, so many people kiss and hug him, and then secretly give him red envelopes.
The little fat man still doesn't know what the red envelopes are used for, but because the red envelopes are red, he likes them very much, and keeps holding the red envelopes tightly in his hand, but at night, all the red envelopes on his body are looted by Tang Yuan and Xie Yu It was all gone, and these two robbers were still opening the red envelopes in front of him!
The little fat man opened his eyes, watching their robber behavior, and wanted to cry as soon as he turned his mouth, but his eyes happened to meet Xie Yu's, and he swallowed the cry that reached his mouth.
The little fat man turned over and began to eat his feet, expressing with actions that he didn't want to talk to these two stupid dads.
At night, the little fat man can only sleep in his own crib. In fact, he has a baby room, and several people take care of him, but he just wants to stay with the two stupid dads, so it is wrong to share a room with the two stupid dads. His last stubbornness.
Then he realized that he shouldn't be stubborn.
On the day of the full moon wine, the little fat man was carried around, and he was so tired that he fell asleep without being coaxed by Tang Yuan. Then in the middle of the night, he heard his father crying and begging for mercy, so he turned over and went Look at what's going on with his silly dads, and he sees his daddy, stacked on top of his daddy, and doesn't know what he's doing.
He hugged his own feet and looked at them while eating. He felt dull after seeing the food, so he slowly fell asleep.
Your lord is such a strange creature, always doing strange things, how strange!