Gu Hanshan: …
"That's right—cut it, cut it all! He can do whatever he wants, don't stop you, don't interfere, you're only responsible for filming..."
It is rare to encounter such a breaking point that fell from the sky, and the director did not have time to talk to him any more. While confirming the shots from several angles with the field camera, he held the walkie-talkie and repeatedly emphasized that he must find the camera with the best angle, and cut this scene out as a preview of the recorded version.
"Now some people have started to form groups to steal, you see, they are all registered, and some people say that they should use Google Maps to find them, and they have begun to infer latitude and longitude based on the altitude of the sun."
Seeing that the ratings of the new episode are hoped to increase again, the director is in a good mood, distracted from his busy schedule, and explained the barrage to the old friend who found the treasure: "Now the audience is getting more and more fun, haha. …”
Gu Hanshan took a deep breath, and was patted on the shoulder by the director, barely pulling out a smile.
latitude and longitude...
The broker with a firm mind and a good business is speechless with heartache.
I even want to take the small animal home and hide it immediately.
Knowing nothing about the pain of the agent, the barrage is still enthusiastically revelling. The number of bars is increasing, and there are even a lot of garbled characters overlapping, which obviously has begun to challenge the limit of the server.
"Is this when Lin Shen saw the elf! I burst into tears!! I died in public!"
"Wow!! Form a group secretly! Add me to the front!!"
"Group a group and add one! I'm going to take it home and raise it up! It's delicious to feed him in the sun and water every day, he just needs to laugh at me!"
"What about the future?? I'm different, I want him to let me hold him and hold him high and turn around in circles ヾ(ノ' ﹃' )ノ"
"Yes, can we sleep together, just sleep, nothing else... (*///–///*)"
"I'm new here, I don't quite understand, are you stealing directly?"
…
"Stop dreaming, everyone! Assemble, assemble, the dimensions are calculated, 25° north latitude—
The crumbling server finally completely collapsed, and the last half of the sentence floated by, leaving only a clean screen.
The audience who excitedly took out the map and prepared to take notes: ?
The agent who was so worried that he wanted to blow up the server of the program group:! !
Tan Yizhe managed to find the outsourcing team who was preparing to send a smear barrage immediately:…
The elf-like boy stood where he was, with the "Commissioner of the Peace" logo on his sleeves. His brows and eyes melted, his clear black eyes bent towards the crowd, he leaned over and turned over for a while, then took out a few signs prepared by the crew and held them in front of him.
[Do not imitate dangerous actions]
[Hello]
[I'm a police officer, do you need a survival guide?]
With a good face and good skills, maybe he is a trainer who has practiced kung fu. As soon as the newly added characters of "Can I Eat" appeared on the stage, a phenomenal hurricane quickly blew up on the Internet.
As soon as the barrage was restored, the supernatural audience had already quickly identified Lu Yunsheng's identity, and by the way, he attracted a wave of new fans and ran to take Meda's hard photos. In just a few minutes, Lu Yunsheng's Weibo followers doubled again.
The enthusiasm of the netizens was unstoppable. Before the recording and broadcast could be released, low-resolution screenshots of the live broadcast had already spread all over Weibo.
The program team released high-definition moving pictures. Tan Yizhe's fans attacked Lu Yunsheng's so-called "death in the light" and "over-editing" rumors were self-defeating, and the number of live broadcast audiences also increased by nearly 1% year-on-year.
It didn't take long for the show team to suffer countless complaints in order to appease the audience's settings.
"What the hell is this rule? You're not allowed to speak! You're not allowed to appear more often??"
"Isn't the appearance of rules meant to be broken... The show team should be accommodating, qvq It's not easy for a child to come here once!"
"It's even more difficult for us to take one shot. Meda's hard photo has been taken three hundred times, and the screen saver of the mobile phone has been changed! Can't we go out again [cry on the ground.jpg]"
"Don't blame the show team. If you want to blame it, blame the audience. I voted for it when I asked for opinions... orz I want to chop off my voting hand."
…
That barrage is indeed a fact - after all, it has become the norm for variety shows to hold newcomers, and the audience can accept it to some extent, but they don't want the original cast and inherent rhythm to be disturbed too much.
When "Can You Eat" was originally proposed, the audience's opposition was also not small. After intense quarrels and discussions, I basically concluded that there are about three points of appeal - no lines, no too many scenes, and no interference with the normal activities of the guest base.
The program team also took these issues into consideration. In order to prevent the newcomers from being too eager to express themselves, it was specially emphasized when discussing cooperation, and Gu Hanshan also emphasized several times.
Lu Yunsheng remembered prison. Although he followed the guest group to the depths of the forest, he hardly appeared under the camera. Only when the guests operate illegally and have potential safety hazards, will they suddenly appear from behind the bushes, hand over a yellow card representing the violation, and then meticulously confiscate the criminal evidence, and then disappear into the camera again. outside.
The program group that accidentally took the blame didn't take long to cause serious condemnation from the audience.
The director is well aware of the truth that rare is the most precious thing, and resolutely refused to adjust the shooting plan. He just asked an accompanying director to explain a few words mysteriously, and then slipped to Gu Hanshan's side in a good mood.
The gold medal agent was inexplicably colder than the surrounding area by three or four degrees.
"Don't worry, it's normal to have sunspots - as long as your child dares to debut, he is destined to provoke Tan Yizhe. Did he have an endorsement deal with him a few days ago? It's no wonder he can stop."
Whoever thought that the other party was overly worried, the director patted him on the shoulder, pulled a small horse to sit down, and comforted him with kind words.
"The audience has eyes and won't be misled by them - I'll find a few people to help you keep an eye on the barrage, and if you see any nonsense, just report it, block it, and kick it out of the live broadcast room. The original program team didn't welcome this kind of smashing. The brainless black of the field…”
As the director spoke, he probed, took a look at the tablet in his hand: "Let me see, what did the sunspots say? The manager of Gu Da, who can make Taishan collapse without changing his color, is worried. This-"
Director: "… "
"Help... Which strong man can violate the rules again _(┐"Q 口Q)_I haven't sucked Xiao Yunsheng for three minutes and forty-seven seconds..."
"?? Wake up in front! You are here to see the guests to survive in the wild, not to be misled by beauty! Don't be so unwilling... I report that a certain Mr. Liang, who did not want to be named, stole strawberries while washing strawberries. I ate it! I violated the crew rules that my teammates help each other selflessly! Please come and criticize him!!”
"Mr. Fang is still obsessed with streaming live broadcasts recently? Can you see the live broadcasts? Please help us operate irregularly Σ(っQД Q;)っ to give you flowers!"
"Did Feng Feng try to touch his head just now? Please continue! Please open a personal perspective!"
"Please don't put out that fire and just leave so hastily w( °Д °)w The firewood doesn't need to be dried, please just roast it like this!! Please!"
Any more illegal programs will be taken off the shelf!
Seeing that the audience's orientation became more and more biased, the director put down the tablet with a heavy heart, touched a can of beer with the same heavy-hearted manager, and drank it with his head up.
The trend of forming groups to attract members of the public security committee has just begun with vigour and vigour.
…
The program group will change the place and theme every time, and the field group is the direction of expansion that has only recently begun. On the one hand, it is for the effect of the program, and on the other hand, the guests who have always lived in big cities rarely come into contact with these, so it is not unwieldy to clean up.
Several of the resident guests can still perform better. Liang Ming's hands-on ability is very worrying, and it also provides a lot of laughs for the show.
It was almost afternoon, but the group hadn't had their first meal yet. The traps laid were still very few, and there were a lot of fish and food for fishing. In the end, only two fish were caught downstream from the river. After deliberation, they decided to cook fish soup to satisfy their hunger.
A few seniors set up the stove and put the pot, the younger is responsible for finding firewood to live, and Liang Ming is responsible for watching the fish.
The fish has a strong sense of survival, and after struggling twice, he jumped out of the bamboo basket in front of Liang Ming.
Liang Ming chased the fish and ran off the screen, and the audience followed suit. The barrage was burning anxiously, but a pheasant suddenly flew in from outside the screen and fell precisely into the empty large iron pot.
The barrage was silent for a moment, and it was filled with question marks in the blink of an eye.
"?? Wait a minute, didn't the show crew not help??"
"Probably because our guests are so pitiful┓( '-' )┏ The forest is really too big this time. It's close to the edge, and there are no mushrooms. It's hard to find food."
"Agreed, and Liang Liang is lucky to be E _(┐「ε:)_ I can see that a fish can fly. I guess the next task for him is to stand 50 meters away and not move :("
"It's not so simple and rude for the staff to help... At least throw it into a trap, and the pheasant flew into the rice pot?"
The camera was busy chasing Liang Ming, but also failed to react. When Liang Ming finally picked up the fish that had passed out on the grass, the camera was pulled up, and a small pile of dry and burnt wood was found in front of him.
Liang Ming looked around confused, hesitantly went over to pick up the firewood. This time the camera responded very quickly. When he bent over, he turned around quickly, and he found a touch of pure white behind the tree.
…
Pure white withdrew into the bushes.
Still not letting go of the guests' fear that they would starve to death, Lu Yunsheng quietly found some prey and put it in an easy-to-get place, waiting for the guests to "accidentally pick it up". However, he still kept in mind Gu Hanshan's instructions, and when he noticed that the camera was coming, he immediately hid behind a tree that avoided people.
"Ah, I saw it!! I saw it!!!!"
"Is Xiao Yunsheng feeding quietly?? I seem to have seen it too! Do you guys from the Liang family have recorded the screen for playback! Please raise your hand!"
"Raise your hand, I recorded it and played it back three times, it's Xiao Yunsheng. Why is he so good
"Woohoo 了 了 了 了 吗! What do you eat! Cubs are hungry! Did the cubs have never been resting! (*≧ з) (ε ≦*)" "
"Why are you so sensible? TT just watched Teacher Feng's live broadcast and accidentally picked up a small pile of mushrooms... Suddenly, it's so heartbreaking, it's so lively here, he's the only one in the woods, and he has to pretend to be serious. People play with him..."
"Why did you suddenly commit a foul o(╥mouth╥)o who voted to prevent the security commissioner from appearing!"
"Oh my God, thinking about it... I had such a good time here, I was alone in the woods over there, I was lonely, and I wasn't allowed to speak..."
"Raise your hand if you voted wrong o(Q - Q)┛ I didn't expect to be such a cute little security commissioner. I'm sorry, cub, woo woo, please come out and play..."
"Did Xiao Yunsheng bring a mobile phone? You can watch the live broadcast with your mobile phone! You can't talk but you can type, we will talk with you! We will play with you, it hurts (ノД`)"
…
I was attracted by a barrage in the blink of an eye, and the subsequent barrages began to feel distressed by the overly sensible child. Many people condemned the show's inhumanity with righteous indignation, and even the fish soup cooked by the guests was not full of color and flavor, and not many people even paid attention.
Seeing that there were more and more barrages, the team hired by Tan Yizhe finally successfully broke through the shield and sent out the negative content all at once.
Whenever the time comes, pouring cold water is easy and inexpensive.
The original embarrassing "death to the light" and "looks mediocre" could not be released because of the sudden crash of the server. There are still countless ways to destroy a fledgling artist.
The conscientious outsourcing team changed a black spot according to the wind direction in a blink of an eye, and they bitten to death. These are just the design of the program team. The so-called "commissioner of peace" is just a gimmick. Maybe it's something that the show team has prepared a long time ago. It's too outrageous for him to take it out just to take care of the rules and not break them.
The wind direction of the barrage changed suddenly, and in a blink of an eye, there was a lot of noise.
Professional black fans like this have always had a special workflow. There are rational parties who try to discredit them in a moderate tone, and there are those who are in charge with fierce rhetoric, and there are even those who pretend to be staff to make clear the news. Many passers-by who come in are also distracted, and they can't help but faint. Doubt, the position is no longer firm.
At this moment, a special room bubble suddenly popped up in the live broadcast room.
The live broadcast of the "Can I Eat" program group is only part of it. At the same time, follow PDs are placed separately for each star guest. The guests also have their own independent live broadcast room, so they can see different content from each guest's perspective, which is also convenient Fans single out their favorite parts to see.
This time, it was not the live broadcast room of any of the guests - the icon above was only a small red armband, which read "Commissioner of the Peace", and the number of viewers was still 0.
The fierce quarrel was extinguished in an instant, the number of viewers rose rapidly, and more and more people couldn't wait to open the small room that was clean and clean.
After entering, the first thing to play is a video.
The pure white figure shuttled through the forest, briskly avoiding dead branches and holes, clearly walking through the dense forest, but the clothes on his body were not stained at all.
Setting traps to set pheasants, looking for dry wood, picking up mushrooms, secretly knocking fish unconscious and throwing them into the water - Lu Yunsheng is the only one in the camera, and his movements are simple and dexterous. Many times even the camera can't catch up, so he can only be futile and helpless. He zoomed the camera far away, watching the small piece of brilliant white skilfully tossing and leaping.
Feel at ease... like at home.
But there are also some other lenses.
A shot of Lu Yunsheng quietly looking out from behind a tree.
The boy's brows and eyes were always warm and serene, and the request not to speak did not seem to have any effect on him, and he did not feel lonely when he was alone.
A leaf can make him open his eyebrows, and he picks up a small stone and carefully puts it in his pocket. The caught pheasant picks up the most beautiful hairs and stalks it around, sits under the tree with soft vines and ties it skillfully, and makes a delicate dream catcher in a while, and happily puts it into the little one on the back. in the bag.
He can play with himself and enjoy himself, so he doesn't look envious when he looks out from behind the tree.
The camera freezes when Lu Yunsheng looks out.
Qing Xuan's brows and eyes were soft and comfortable, and his black eyes were gentle and pure. It seems like a small animal that is not aggressive at all, but does not intend to take the initiative to approach the crowd. He is sincerely happy because of the person he has helped, but he does not intend to rub his trousers to touch his belly.
The light in those eyes is very quiet, without any impurities, and it looks like a smile, not tangled and confused.
- It is as if he has experienced the forging of loneliness for a long time, he has completely walked out of despair and fear, and stands again in the bright sunshine. The wound has long since healed completely, and even the mottled scars have been smoothed out by time. Those things can no longer hurt him, and they will no longer make him envy and desire.
He just stood there.
Don't go forward, don't go back.
The barrage suddenly quieted down.
"I want to hug him..."
"Xiao Yunsheng... This is actually very comfortable, isn't it?"
"It should be very comfortable. It feels like I have traveled a lot, experienced a lot of things, and finally found the kind of comfort..."
"Just, what's going on, isn't this show a joke? Q Q woo woo ah ah what's going on! I'm so angry, I don't watch it anymore!"
"Heizi, go explode qwq I'm going to run around 25 degrees north latitude to hug the cubs! Wait for me!"
"Calm down ahead (°Д°≡°Д°) Twenty-five degrees north latitude is too much!"
"Did anyone take a screenshot just now?? Ask for wallpapers, for refinement, and for high-definition no-code!!"
"...So this black screen is for me to see what I look like when I open my mouth and cry =ヘ="
The brief black screen was filled with bullet screens in an instant, and the screen soon lit up.
This time, it is no longer a edited picture. The figure that was quiet just now, like a figure that would disappear accidentally, finally came to life in the picture.
Lu Yunsheng squatted carefully in front of the camera, his delicate face approached cautiously, with some curious blankness.
After realizing what this black little thing was, Lu Yunsheng suddenly turned red from head to neck, turned around and stepped on a lower branch, his body swept up, and in a blink of an eye, he was squatting firmly on the canopy of the tree.