I’ve Transmigrated Into This Movie Before

Chapter 84: funeral

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Time flies, mainly because the rumors spread quickly.

Thanks to money, ah no, it was the newspapers that fueled the flames, and even the old man who sold oil cakes knew that even the old man had a long-lost granddaughter - this is due to the fact that his family's oil cakes are always packaged in newspapers.

As the protagonist of the rumor, Ning Ning finally ended her two-month short training, and then went to Lianjia with Pei Xuan to report.

"No one will welcome you except the old man Lian." On the way to Lian's house, Pei Xuan said to Ning Ning, "The old man Lian has an ex-wife, a present, a lover, and a bunch of grandchildren, and there are enough stories in the family. Shooting seven or eight Zhaidou TV series, each of which has more than 80 episodes, adding you in, it can be stretched to 100 episodes.”

The car stopped in front of Lian's house, Ning Ning took a deep breath, got out of the car and entered the house fighting scene.

Although Pei Xuan's remarks were more sarcastic, they were not groundless.

When she walked into the living room, the voices inside stopped immediately, and everyone looked at her in unison, men, women, adults, children, not looking at long-lost relatives , rather like looking at an enemy who has been missing for many years.

"She doesn't look anything like Cheng Zhi, and you dare to say that she is Cheng Zhi's daughter?"

"It's demonic."

"Who let her in? Get her out of here!"

Amidst the excitement, a middle-aged man's voice sounded.

"It was Master Lian who asked her to come."

The clamor suddenly disappeared, and everyone turned to look and saw a middle-aged man walking down the stairs, in a neat suit, unsmiling, slightly bald on the top of his head, and holding a document in his hand.

"Lawyer Huang!"

"Lawyer Huang, how is my father?"

"I want to see my husband!"

A group of people rushed towards him at once.

"My condolences." Lawyer Huang said to them apologetically, "Mr. Lian just passed away. Before he passed away, he made a will for me to read out in public."

A group of people immediately forgot their husband and father and stared straight at the document in his hand.

"Mr. Lian will take his company's equity, real estate, jewelry, antiques..." When lawyer Huang read this, everyone held their breath. Although they knew it was unlikely, they still hoped that they would be the only heir in the will. However, What came out of Mr. Huang's mouth was, "Donate all to the Hope Project. Every heir here can share 100,000 from his deposit, and the rest will be donated to the Hope Project."

"What did you say??" Everyone fry.

The lover who gave birth to two children to the old man even snatched the will and read it twice, then sat on the ground, covered his face and cried, "I gave birth to the old man, I gave birth to the old man. Guo Nu, ten years of youth were given to him, and he will send me 100,000 now, woo woo…”

There was chaos in the room, Pei Xuan sighed, turned to Ning Ning and said, "Sorry, I couldn't let you see your grandpa for the last time."

Ning Ning's eyes twitched slightly.

Was she really late, so that she couldn't catch up with seeing Mr. Lian for the last time

Lian Lian's memoirs are not written like this.

At the same time, even in the old man's bedroom.

There was a smell of medicine in the room, and there was a lean old man sitting on the bed. The hand stretched out from the sleeve was thinner and slender than the girl's hand, like a branch sticking out from an old tree.

Besides him, there was a woman in a white coat in the room... no, man.

Teacher Li is sweating like rain, putting makeup on him.

If Ning Ning was here, he would definitely be startled, because Teacher Li's makeup brush swept the old man's face, not only did not beautify him, but made him more and more like a corpse.

The old man held a mirror in his hand, looking left and right.

"Oh, Master Lian, don't move." Teacher Li said hurriedly.

"I said Xiao Li." The old man looked at himself in the mirror critically, "I feel the same as I usually do, why don't you give me some corpse spots on my face."

Teacher Li spurted blood: "Where did the dead people get the corpse spots?"

"It's on the TV." Old Master Lian said.

"What TV?" Teacher Li asked.

""Master Zombie"." Master Lian looked at him suspiciously, "You put makeup on the master inside and it's very good. It looks like a dead person, and he died very mournfully. How can you not do it for me?"

Teacher Li continued to spew blood: "He's a zombie!! How can a normal person just die, with a blue face and fangs, a miasma from his mouth, and a corpse stain on his face??"

Mr. Li is a make-up artist. Most of the time, he works for major production crews. He is best at applying makeup to beauties, but he also wears other types of makeup, including zombie makeup. Talent is rare, even the old man asked a friend to find him and gave him a lot of money to provide door-to-door service.

He asked Teacher Li to make him look like a person who just died.

"It doesn't matter, you give me a bit more grief." Even the old man was still dissatisfied, he dropped the mirror in his hand and said, "I look like I'm dying now, and I can't scare people at all."

Mr. Li felt that he didn't understand the thinking of rich people at all. At the strong request of Mr. Lian, he had to change his current makeup to make him look like a dead ghost. With powder on his hands, he said in his mouth: "What's the trouble with you? They are all your wife and children, and they are all your closest relatives. Why do you scare them?"

"I just want to see who is my closest person." The old man sighed, "The reason their husband and father are so affectionate is because I usually give them pocket money, and now I want to see, I won't give them any money anymore. , will they still care about me, miss me... Really don't need to add a corpse spot? "

"... I'll add it when it's time to add it!" Teacher Li collapsed.

Even the old man didn't die for an hour or two. According to the farce he planned, he would at least die overnight or even a few days. At this time, he could add corpse spots to his face as he wished.

When the last stroke was added to Mr. Lian, there were chaotic footsteps outside the door, and lawyer Huang's blocking voice: "Line up, come one by one, it is written in Mr. Lian's will that everyone can follow him alone. Goodbye... Doctor Li, are you okay?"

Mr. Li hurriedly stuffed the makeup box and makeup pencil in his hand into a medical box, hung the stethoscope on his ear, and finally hung a pair of medical masks, and shouted to the door: "Okay."

The door opened, Lawyer Huang nodded to him, and Teacher Li picked up the medical kit and walked out. There used to be a large group of wives and children in the living room, but now there are not many left.

"After I read the will, a few people went back directly." Attorney Huang told Mr. Li that he seemed to be clearing up Mr. Li's confusion. In fact, the door behind him was open, and he was telling Mr. Lian what had just happened. "These people are..."

"Lian Chengren, Lian Chengli, Lian Mei, Lian Mei Xin..." Ning Ning recited these names in her heart.

"Lian Chengren, Lian Chengli, Lian Mei, Lian Meixin." Lawyer Huang said.

Sure enough.

Ning Ning looked at the group of people in front of her with a complicated look.

Because of a series of accidents, she once suspected that Lian Lian's memoirs were fake, and that none of the things recorded in it were true. The strange thing is that since Pei Xuan appeared, the things in the memoirs have become reality one by one, why

Suddenly, she wanted to understand.

"Lian Lian told me before that about Pei Xuan, about what happened during the time she returned to Lian's house, her memory was vague, so when she wrote it, she referred to the people around her, especially the memories of the servants." Ning Ning thought to herself. , "That is to say, in other parts of the memoir, she can fake it, but the events during this period cannot be faked - because the memories of this period are memories of other people."

Who is Lian Lian regarded as a servant? It is estimated that in her opinion, all the people who provide services in this house are servants. Ning Ning first looked at Lawyer Huang, and then looked at the female doctor next to him... I wonder if it was her illusion, she thought the female doctor looked a little bit. cooked

"The above four people." After reading the names of these four people, or in other words, after sentenced the four people to death in the heart of Old Master Lian, Lawyer Huang looked at the remaining people and asked, "Which one of you will go in first?"

Ning Ning's eyes quickly turned to Old Master Lian's lover, and sure enough, she said solemnly, "Let me go first."

After she entered the door, she quickly closed the door with her backhand. The sound insulation of the room was very good, and her voice was very low, so the people outside could not hear what the people inside were saying.

"Old man, I've been with you for ten years." She sighed softly beside the bed, "Although I knew this day would come, I still feel very sad."

Old Master Lian was lying on the bed with a warm heart: as expected of someone who has been with him since he was a student, a female student who has not been polluted by society is so simple and single...

"... The bastard only gave me 100,000! Is there someone so stingy as you?" The lover sneered, "Fortunately, I was prepared. The last time you took me to your friend's resort, I was already on the line with him. , By the way, the two children were born with him, don't you think that you can still lay eggs when you are old?"

Even the old man's heart was cold. He was so old and had a son. He used to be so fond of the son and daughter born to him by his lover. Before he could recover, the lover went out and replaced his eldest son.

"Dad, I hate you." He said coldly, "Mom sold the house and the land and used it as a startup fund for you. The first thing you do after you develop is to change your wife, and then keep going like a stallion. Having a baby, you know, I've already thought about it..."

… wait, how can the hands of the dead be warm

The eldest son who just accidentally touched the hand of the old man became silent. In order to prevent it from being his own illusion, he slowly held the hand of the old man. After a few seconds, he squeezed out two tears and said with a heavy heart: "…I I've thought of a hundred ways to get revenge on you, but I can't use any of them, who called you my favorite dad, dad!!!"

He cried for a full five minutes, and even fainted from crying at one point, forcing Mr. Li at the door to come in to rescue him. After he couldn't help himself and left crying, the second son came in and started pointing at the bed before the door was closed. The old man yelled: "Lao Tzu's 200,000 yuan is not enough for me to spend a year. If you have money, you don't give your son to outsiders. You are so funny..."

One after another came in, and one after another went out.

Lian Lian's memoirs use one word to describe the whole thing - screening.

This test is not about family affection at all, but the ability to adapt to the situation with eyesight and intelligence. Only the most daring and careful people can save it for the end! The rest will all lose their inheritance rights after this "funeral"!

The person beside her suddenly bumped her with an arm.

Ning Ning came back to her senses and turned her head to look. The last family member came out of the door. Lawyer Huang glanced at the crowd, and then his eyes were fixed on her.

"It's your turn," he said. "Come in."