Of course it is impossible to watch a big white cat covered in red paint running around in her study. Xu Jiao looked at the shape of the white cat that Yu Ye had changed, and felt that she could use it in time after giving her a bath. There is no problem with towel drying, after all, there are earth dragons in this study, and the thermal insulation effect is really top-notch.
After all, Yu Ye is not a real cat. Before she could coordinate her movement on all fours, she was caught by Xu Jiao. Then again, if she really had the agility of a cat, she would not have been caught by South Korea in the palace before. The spies caught it so easily.
Xu Jiao turned the cat's white belly over, and looked at the fluffy white fur on the belly and the looming pink skin underneath. She had no bad thoughts at first, but she thought of the foot restraint order Yu Ye had placed on her earlier. , For a time, I couldn't help but think from my heart, and evil turned to courage—
The palm of sin covered the soft belly of the cat.
After rubbing it back and forth, she consciously searched for the grass with white flowers, and felt a small bump with her fingertips.
"what?"
Xu Jiao pretended to know nothing, rubbed the cat's belly that was completely frozen under her palm, and asked her intentionally, "What is this?"
Yu Ye's whole person, oh no, the whole cat is not well.
She never imagined that Xu Jiao could be so arrogant to herself, and she even slapped her hands up and down. The cat's body was shocked, and she was so embarrassed and angry that she immediately bit Xu Jiao's wrist!
With her fangs exerting force, Xu Jiao had to let go of her grip because of the pain. She never thought that it would be risky to play with a real cat. The danger of a real cat becoming a cat is actually comparable to that of a wild cat.
She glanced at the two small spots on her wrist, which seemed to be the traces of the Prince Regent's popularity, and he couldn't care less about the bite marks of dignity and inferiority, and felt a little funny for a while.
When she wanted to raise her hand to touch it again, the white cat raised one of its front paws and made an attacking motion to slap her, and even lowered her body. Seeing that she was really annoyed, Xu Jiao raised her hand innocently and opened it. With his palm facing the cat, his voice softened a little:
"Okay, I won't touch it, okay?"
"You can't wear this red paint all the time, can you? I'll give you a bath, eh?"
Yu Ye looked at her vigilantly. Although the blue eyes were very beautiful, the vigilance inside was unobstructed, and even the pupils were shrunk to the size of the tip of a needle.
Xu Jiao looked at her bluffing, and could only rely on the cat's instinctive reaction to resist herself, and suddenly had some thoughts of not wanting to take revenge on her.
In all fairness.
Yu Ye's life is really miserable. Now he has finally avenged his revenge as a teenager. After only a few days of taking control of the government, he was actually killed by thieves, lost his martial arts for self-protection, and became a beast. Anyone with a bit of skill can make her tease around.
She must be frightened, panicked and angry now.
Thinking of this, Xu Jiao saw Bai Mao's face full of disbelief, and did not explain much. She just sat next to her and flipped through her book, not forgetting to order the palace servants who were waiting outside the door to bring a small pot of hot water in.
Until the hot water was brought in, Yu Ye kept a distance of ten paces from Xu Jiao.
Xu Jiao squatted down and tried the water temperature. Because the cat's body temperature is higher than the human body temperature, the water should not be too cold. Otherwise, after the hair on the body is wet, it is easy to catch a cold. She raised one herself when she was a child. Cats, writers and friends she met when she wrote articles later also loved cats, and she knew these basic common sense very well.
Putting her right hand into the copper basin, and after testing the water temperature, she looked at Yu Ye, who was squatting behind a tall vase in the distance and looked at her, and moved to it with her left hand:
"Come here quickly, the water will be cold later."
The palace servant who brought the hot water had not yet left, and he was still a little confused about what the prince, who was neither too early nor too late, wanted the hot water. Now, when he saw a little white cat, his eyes lit up:
"Yeah! Where did this cat come from?"
Xu Jiao said casually: "I don't know, I just saw it jumping in from the window and fed some pastries, but it refused to leave, so I tried to raise it."
The maid in blue clothes smiled and took Xu Jiao's scolding: "I haven't heard of any concubine in the nearby palace raising a cat, I guess it's a wild cat in the palace, Your Highness should be careful, if you get hurt But it's not good."
Xu Jiao was afraid that they would throw the cat out because of Yu Ye's usual majesty, so she blocked her in time: "No, this cat is very clever, and if she doesn't provoke her, she won't stretch its claws at people. "
"If Your Highness likes it, it's better to keep it by your side to relieve boredom, but... If Lord Yu sees it, I don't know if His Highness is playing with things and loses his mind." The palace servant said again.
Hearing this, the white cat standing behind the vase opened her eyes to look at her, and then took a closer look at her figure against the arc of the vase—
It's really pretty, and it's worth dying for.
Xu Jiao just happened to see Yu Ye's appearance towards the vase Gu Ying, she shook her head lightly, and found that Mr. Yu was indeed quite narcissistic, so she slowly replied to the maid's words:
"It's okay, if she has an opinion, she will bring the cat back to the mansion to raise it herself."
But it is estimated that no one has seen such a famous scene.
The palace maid stopped persuading her, seeing that Xu Jiao liked the little white cat, she followed her will and asked, "Has your Highness ever thought about naming this cat?"
Xu Jiao took back her right hand that was testing the water in the basin, and brushed off the water droplets on her fingertips. Seeing the appearance of the white cat, she thought that there should only be a pastoral cat in this era, and also thought of the law that orange cats must be fat, and the corners of her lips couldn't help. A slightly evil smile bloomed:
"Fire."
The palace man was stunned for a moment: "What?"
Xu Jiao said carefully: "The fire of the flame is the flower of spring and autumn."
The palace servant showed a puzzled look: "This name... so strange."
Xu Jiao smiled but said nothing: "I just like it."
After speaking, she looked at the direction of the white cat again—
Suddenly there was some expectation that Yu Ye would become fat and look like Yu Huohua.
Must be a famous scene.
Today's white cat still doesn't know what kind of malice Xu Jiao has towards her. He doesn't think much about that weird name. He just thinks that she doesn't like her very much, so even if she meets a cat, she takes a malicious name. Related names come to ravage - ravage.
The palace maids have nothing more to say. Now that Luluo, who is closest to Xu Jiao, is not there, they don't dare to get too close to this master. They are afraid that if Yu Ye sees them, they will follow Luluo's footsteps. mouth:
"The slave servant went to the Shang Gong Bureau and asked if there were any small toys for cats, and they would be delivered to His Royal Highness tomorrow."
Xu Jiao nodded: "Okay."
…
After half a column of incense.
Xu Jiao was slapped with water by the cat's paw, and gave up the idea of forcibly giving Yu Ye a bath. She could only use a towel dipped in water to wipe the paint-stained part carefully for her. Fortunately, the paint was soaked in water. The type that can be melted, although it is a little troublesome, it can still be cleaned up after repeated scrubbing several times.
Moreover, only scrubbing can also avoid the drawbacks that there is no hair dryer in this era, and the cat hair cannot be quickly dried.
Yu Ye was very vigilant during the whole process, not letting Xu Jiao touch her stomach again, and even almost not letting her touch her hind paws, but whenever her fingertips touched her, she would bite her wrist.
Xu Jiao had never served such a squeamish cat. After cleaning up with water all over her face, she couldn't help thinking, why didn't she want to go out and pick up the cat? Facts have proved that the ancestor of the stinky face is to change the species, and the character will not be much better.
Still the same like tossing her.
She took a deep breath and let go of the little white cat who was also exhausted because of her resistance and vigilance, and immediately saw the other party jump away into the distance, while still looking at her vigilantly.
Xu Jiao glanced helplessly:
"As for looking at me with this expression?"
"Those who didn't know thought that I had forced you a little female cat."
Yu Ye: "!"
Listen, listen to the words of the tiger!
The color of her blue eyes changed and changed, as if she wished she could rush over to take a bite of Xu Jiao, but in the end she didn't move much, and only took small steps to go behind the vase and shut herself up.
Xu Jiao also tossed her more than she was on the battlefield, so she had the water basin put away, and after cleaning the room, she just slumped on the chair in the study and read a book lazily.
But there was another moth at dinner.
Because the little white cat took a fancy to the noodles in her bowl.
And also have to eat her bowl.
Xu Jiao didn't know the difference between the stomach and the normal cat after becoming a cat. After all, ordinary cats can't eat too many grains. Their stomachs and stomachs have poor ability to digest starch and carbohydrates, but Yu Ye is a magician. man becomes cat...
She couldn't help but hesitate.
Looking at the bowl of plain noodles in her bowl, Xu Jiao waved her hand and called for a servant to make a bowl of longevity noodles with meat and vegetables, and at the same time told to add an egg.
The palace servant glanced at the arrogant kitten and jumped to the table, and then looked at His Royal Highness who gave the order.
"Your Highness, this..."
Xu Jiao pressed her chopsticks to the mouth of her bowl: "It doesn't matter, let him eat what he likes to eat like me. With such a big cat, he should be responsible for his own choice. If he has diarrhea, let the imperial doctor come over to give him It refers to inspection."
Of course Yu Ye knew what "finger inspection" meant. Hearing Xu Jiao's mouth popping out more extreme words this time, and seeing the bright teasing in Xu Jiao's eyes, she squinted her eyes, but she was not as frizzy as before. Impatient on the spot, I don't know if I got used to my identity, or if I planned to take revenge in the future.
Xu Jiao saw that she was rarely at peace, but thought she was looking at the noodles in her bowl and feeling emotional—
after all.
If it weren't for this cat-changing drama, today would be Yu Ye's birthday. After finishing his official duties, he could have a good birthday in the mansion.
As a result, I can only torture each other with myself now.
Also pretty miserable.
So it's okay to make longevity noodles for cats.
After the palace servant left, the cat stared at Xu Jiao, who had been ordered to make longevity noodles for her, as if she wanted to see something on her face. Of course, Xu Jiao couldn't let a cat see her emotions, she just pinched it. Kitten's ears:
"Today is the day we met, so consider it your birthday."
"Wait until the longevity noodles are finished, and then you can grow up safely and healthily."
Yu Ye was stunned for a moment, because of this, she did not avoid Xu Jiao's movements.
The pupils narrowed slightly.
Vaguely, she remembered that when she was celebrating her birthday when she was a child, she often heard her mother talk like this in her ear, but no one celebrated her birthday anymore, so she no longer cared about this day.
I didn't expect to be able to hear it here, His Royal Highness...
After the noodles were served, Yu Ye squatted by the side and waited for the food in the bowl to cool down. After all, a cat's tongue couldn't stand the heat. She looked deeply at Xu Jiao eating dinner on the small table in the study. For a while, I regretted that people were imprisoned in this place and not allowed to go out.
After all... She still doesn't know when she will recover, and the previous order is naturally nowhere to be solved.
If she has been living like a cat for three to five years, what will this prince do
The night was getting dark, and the wind was blowing outside the window for some reason. Snow particles were blown into the house by the wind. Xu Jiao protected her bowl, as if she didn't want the food inside to cool down, and served the palace where she dined. Seeing her movements, people carefully went to the window, closing the window with only one crack left for ventilation.
The snow-white cat sat on the dark wooden table, with a long shadow drawn by the candlelight. In the big blue eyes, there was the figure of the person in front of him who was focused on eating.
At this moment, Yu Ye thought that she should treat this little prince better.
Because... Xu Jiao doesn't seem to have done anything cruel and inhumane. She can even save a kitten that passes by, but she is not the kind of emperor who is so kind and unprincipled. She will be at the mercy of ministers. A spy from an enemy country with a different heart will kill him without hesitation.
Gradually, the little prince seemed to have grown into what she imagined the emperor should look like.
…
Yu Ye's beautiful thoughts only lasted for four hours.
"Ring bell bell..."
Early next morning.
The maid Lanyan who promised Xu Jiao yesterday to get her toys is now holding a large wooden tray, which is filled with all kinds of small toys, including stitched mice, fish, and colorful pheasant feathers. The small shuttlecocks are made, and there are several suitable for hanging around the neck, with the main bell on the surface.
At this moment, Xu Jiao was shaking a small golden bell in her hand, and at the same time, she did not forget to lock Yu Ye's place with her eyes.
From Xu Jiao's eyes, Yu Ye could see that she really wanted to hang this delicate golden bell on her body.
Especially that Lanyan was still analysing with Xu Jiao: "If she accidentally runs into other palaces, let's make it easier for the servants to find them. After all, you can hear the sound wherever she ran, Your Highness, you said yes. Isn't that right?"
Xu Jiao understood what the palace maid was saying, and she just thought it was funny.
Yu Ye's various ways of guarding her and running away were very funny.
She didn't intend to wear the bell at first, but now seeing Yu Ye's performance, Xu Jiao put the small golden bell next to her, and picked up a wooden round rod with feathers on the tail from the tray. The mouse, tossing it from side to side, feels that this is more delicate than the modern one or two piece toy, and the materials are also safer.
She originally intended to play by herself, but who knew that Yu Ye was hiding at a high place, but his eyes couldn't help moving with the things that were swaying back and forth.
Yu Ye: "!"
Damn brutish instinct!
She stared at Xu Jiao's swaying pole and looked at it. Her round head also swayed from side to side. After realizing it, she forcibly turned her eyes away, but after a while, she turned back.
Xu Jiao tried her best to hold back the smile on her face, and threw the toy mouse onto the white cat, then slowly dragged it back, then gently threw it in front of it, and then...
Can't be dragged back.
Because the little mouse was held down by a cat's paw.
Next, Yu Ye couldn't restrain himself from cooperating with the little mouse that Xu Jiao had pounced on for half an hour, and used his sharp claws to dig out the mouse cloth toy and almost ripped open his stomach.
In order to save the toy from her mouth and claws, Xu Jiao had to take a green feather, scratch the cat's chin, and poked her waist again, and saw the white cat stretch out its claws to scratch the feather. , brushed the white cat's body with a feather in a wicked way.
Head, pink pads, white fluffy belly...
The white cat opened his mouth angrily and bit the feather.
Xu Jiao looked at the way she was lying down, pressed the cat down, and hung the small golden bell on the cat's neck steadily. Yu Ye was stunned for a moment, and when she struggled to sit up, I just heard that damn "bell bell" sound coming from my body.
She shook her head.
"jingle."
The sound came from the position of the chest.
The white cat looked unresponsive and unbelievable. He looked down at the golden shame on his chest, and then looked up at Xu Jiao with his round blue eyes.
Xu Jiao smiled and fell on the bed holding her stomach, coaxing her insincerely:
"Half an hour, wear it for half an hour and I'll take it off for you hahahaha..."
Yu Ye: "!!!"
This daring prince!
…
After half a month.
The news of the Prince Regent's disappearance for no reason spread all over the palace. A few days ago, some eager ministers kept listening to the news from their subordinates, and after confirming that Yu Ye suddenly disappeared in the palace, various conspiracy theories floated in the palace.
The number of assassins who came to the East Palace to die again began to rise significantly.
some night.
Xu Jiao was sleeping when someone opened the window, and the two Jinyi guards outside looked at each other, quietly turned in through the window, and saw a group of figures lying on the bed. She was about to go forward, but someone poked behind her. stamp.
One of them arched his waist, signaling the other to stay still.
The other looked innocently at him.
The two stared at each other for a moment—
When she turned back, she saw Xu Jiao blowing the fire in her hand, and smiled at them: "Master Li of Beizhen Fusi, Master Liu, doesn't sleep late at night, what scenery do you come to see in the East Palace?"
A little white cat sat beside the candlestick, with its fluffy tail hanging down, and looked at them faintly.
Yu Ye recognized that it was her own person. Now that she is missing, her subordinates must be looking for her. After knowing that she disappeared on the way out of the East Palace, they will definitely find the prince here, but they want to It was wrong, thinking that Xu Jiao murdered her, so she could only come to the East Palace in the middle of the night to find clues.
Yu Ye can't see anyone alive or dead now. They have already found every brick in the periphery of the East Palace. Now they have no choice but to try their luck in the palace. After all, it is impossible for such a big person to disappear without a trace. If there is a corpse, it must be hidden in the house.
Xu Jiao also knew what they were thinking, but she couldn't tell them. Please look back, your Master Yu was watching you from behind.
So I just smiled and said some polite words to them. At the end, the conversation suddenly changed and said with a smile:
"There have been a lot of Assassins from the East Palace recently. Are the two adults also following a trend?"
This is to give them the hat of assassinating the crown prince.
The two Jin Yiwei hurriedly knelt down, expressing that they were investigating the case and did not intend to offend the East Palace, but Xu Jiao waved her hand, not wanting to hear this, and the words came to her lips, and suddenly looked at the cat on the table over there who had been staring at the two Jin Yiwei.
Two days ago, she asked the system if there was any way for Yu Ye to solve the spell on her body.
The system said that there are high-ranking people in Yu Ye's house, so there may be other ways to ensure that.
Anyway, the solution is always more difficult than the difficulty, but the premise is that Yu Ye can not be entrusted by Xu Jiao in the East Palace every day, so Xu Jiao turns around her mouth when she asks the guilt, swallows it, and just waved to the two Jinyiwei, indicating They just leave.
If she remembered correctly, these two were Yu Ye's subordinates.
If he let go directly, Yu Ye might follow him and have his own way to solve the problem.
as predicted-
After the two left, there was a little movement in the crack of the window.
When Xu Jiao looked up from the quilt, there was no more quiet squatting figure on the original table. She yawned, closed her quilt, and wanted to sleep again.
But thinking about the cat's safety, she was afraid that she would no longer be there when the system sent another notification that the heroine was critically ill. After a while, Xu Jiao struggled to separate from her warm bed, yawned, opened the window, and slipped out. Follow not far or near.
…
She followed Yu Ye out of the palace and came to the vicinity of the palace.
Seeing that the cat climbed the tree familiarly and climbed over the fence to go in, Xu Jiao, dressed in Yuehua, sat on the eaves and asked the system, "There shouldn't be any danger for her to go back to her home, right?"
The system responded to her: "I don't know."
Xu Jiao: "You can know this."
System: "I really don't know this."
Depressed, Xu Jiao sat cross-legged on the eaves of the common people's house, rubbed her arms, and looked in the direction of Yu Ye's mansion until she fell asleep, almost rolling over the tiles of other people's houses, still When the sky was bright, she couldn't bear the dew cold at night, and her back and neck hurt when she slept on the eaves. Seeing that it was almost dawn, Yu Ye had been back for so long, and she probably won't go out again. What happened, and then went to the direction of the palace again.
She has no martial arts support, and she relies on her arm strength to climb the wall. If she hadn't figured out the patrol route and alternate rules, she would have almost been caught.
When I finally returned to the East Palace, the whole person was drowsy, and I happened to see the servant girl changing her clothes and telling herself to get up in the morning to study.
Xu Jiao raised her hand and stretched out her arm, asking her to give.
Luluo left, and Lanyan came to serve her today. The palace maid touched her arm and whispered, "Why is Your Highness's hand so cold?"
Xu Jiao replied listlessly: "It might have been frozen last night."
Lanyan was startled, and dared to touch her forehead: "Yeah! Your Highness is all on fire! I have to go to the imperial doctor quickly!"
Xu Jiao couldn't hear clearly, so she didn't stop for a while, and fell straight back.
…
When she woke up, she heard the familiar voice of Imperial Physician Fang.
It was said that she suffered from cold and cold. If she suffered from cold again, it would be useless to make up for it. After all, she always made up for it, and she lost herself again. She was still a little dizzy, sniffing her nose and closing her eyes and said:
"I know-"
Halfway through the words, another cold voice by the bed took over her words:
"I'll watch her."
Xu Jiao was stunned for a moment, then opened her eyes with difficulty, and saw the figure in the black python robe, who wasn't this Yu Ye
She opened her eyes wide, and Yu Ye found that she woke up. Originally she was facing her sideways, but now she turned her head and her cold eyes were facing her. Xu Jiao instinctively said, "Why are you so fast..." Changed back.
Yu Ye: "Well?"
Xu Jiao became anxious and changed her mind, "Isn't Mr. Yu missing? Why did he reappear so quickly?"
Yu Ye looked at her with a half-smile, "His Royal Highness doesn't seem to want me to come back."
When Xu Jiao heard the familiar opening scene of mutual confrontation, she looked away with lack of interest, and was too lazy to argue and defend herself, it seemed like she was acquiescing.
However, today's Yu Ye is not the same as usual. Seeing that she didn't speak, he pressed the quilt for her and whispered, "If your Highness is still not feeling well, just sleep for a while."
It's kind of unbelievable to be gentle.
Xu Jiao stared at her for a while, but actually closed her eyes and fell asleep.
She didn't even realize that she had returned to the inner hall from the study. At this moment, she smelled the soothing incense burning in the hall, and she fell into a deep sleep without knowing it. Here's a sentence:
"Get well soon-"
"I'll settle the account with you."
The sleeping man shivered instinctively.