"Go see the boss, go see the boss!!"
"You will definitely be scared by the rabbit, he is super scary, super invincible and scary, hahahaha!!"
The lunatics danced around Gu Fan and Shen Mengxi, crying and laughing, but extremely excited. They cheered and invited the two of them onto the big truck full of broken bones and decorations.
As soon as she got in the car, Shen Mengxi almost vomited.
The smell of rotting meat mixed with the fresh blood and various unknown excrements formed an extremely pungent smell. It was normal for those lunatics not to take a bath for a year and a half, and grease and filth were spilled on their bodies. Don't care.
On the truck bed, there were also a large number of pieces of meat exploded by the strange demon dogs, piled up into a hill.
A madman went up and sat directly on the hill, letting the plasma stain his body red.
"ah!!"
“How comfortable!!”
"The blood flooded me. Did you see it? I was swimming in a pile of flesh!!"
The madman who crawled into the hill of flesh and blood assumed a freestyle pose, lying on the corpse and rolling his body, enjoying himself.
"I'm coming too!"
"Look at me, high-altitude diving, plus invincible butterfly stroke!!"
Madmen are indeed contagious. Another man stood on the top of the pile of corpses, pinched his nose, jumped like a diver, jumped to the bottom of the hill of meat, and fell on the bottom of the cargo box. I could vaguely hear the sound of bones breaking.
He... started swimming! !
Like a stranded smelly fish, it kept flapping on the carriage, holding its breath to imitate butterfly swimming, but the movement looked more like a maggot.
"ah!"
"Monster, freak, killer!"
"You come and swim too, it's so damn boring along the way. We just swam and got to the rabbit boss!!"
The madman extended an invitation to Gu Fan, but how could Gu Fan dive into flesh and blood like they did? He immediately shook his head and rejected the requests of several people.
"You are so boring!"
"A boring killer who doesn't enjoy life."
"But you are so strong that you are so handsome, you are so awesome, hahahahaha!!"
Gu Fan and Shen Mengxi were speechless at the madman's words, and they were in constant conflict with each other.
They sang songs and swam all the way, rushing towards the most severe radiation area in a state of madness and excitement.
Alternative.
So different.
This is simply a weird thing in the apocalypse.
Gu Fan looked at their weird, funny and absurd performance and did not laugh at them. Instead, he felt more and more horrified by the end of the world.
"Why are they like this?"
Shen Mengxi asked in a low voice beside Gu Fan. What those lunatics did was really puzzling. Forget it, they were full of swear words, but their nonsense and lack of logic made people feel that it was both absurd and funny. cold…
“The end times change everyone.”
"Some people became bloodthirsty, cold, cruel and violent, and became strong."
"Some people are selfish, betray their relatives and friends, and take things by force just so they can survive."
Gu Fan paused and said, "But... certain extreme situations will also give birth to some lunatics that ordinary people cannot understand. They don't even have fear and pain. On the contrary, they are very excited, happy, and happy in the apocalypse. "
happiness
This word has nothing to do with the end of the world.
But when the concepts of those madmen changed, they believed that killing and blood could bring pleasure, and even hurting themselves would bring great satisfaction. The terror of death shrank infinitely, catalyzing a group of mad monsters that ordinary people could not understand at all.
The two were talking.
Those madmen suddenly started fighting again.
"Are you kidding me!!"
“Don’t take away my swimming track!!”
"That's obviously my track. Referee, referee, come and send him a red card!!"
"You're a bad guy. Only basketball can end with a red card, no... it's table tennis."
The two stood and yelled, and finally fought each other. At this time, another madman hurriedly ran to Gu Fan for help: "Cold-blooded monster, please help us!!"
Listening to these rude words, Gu Fan became interested in the weird behavior and wanted to know what the madmen were going to do.
Gu Fan responded with a hint of interest: "Tell me, what do you want me to do?"
"Come and see!!"
“We are in the biggest crisis in history!!”
"We don't have a referee. Who should be sent off with a red card? It's so damn hard to decide. Do you have a whistle like a referee? If you have a whistle, you can be the referee!!"
The biggest crisis in history was the lack of a whistle.
Moreover, sending off with a red card should be a rule in football, but lunatics don't care about that much. They don't care about basketball or table tennis, they just say whatever comes to mind.
"singer."
Gu Fan turned his head and glanced at Shen Mengxi.
"what??"
Shen Mengxi felt the malicious intent in this look: "You are not asking me to blow the whistle!!!"
Gu Fan nodded and faced a group of lunatics and said, "This is my whistle, blow it."
Shen Mengxi's eyes widened, which song was Lord Gu Fan, the God of Death, singing?
Could it be that madmen are really contagious, and that Gu Fan was also infected, and he even started "playing" with this group of madmen with chaotic and weird thinking and logic
"It's ringing."
Gu Fan urged again, and Shen Mengxi sighed. With her voice, she could easily produce the sound of a whistle.
As soon as the whistle blew, the madmen who were fighting with each other immediately split into two sides and looked at each other angrily, but they had to strictly abide by the rules. Once the referee blew the whistle, they could not be beaten!
"Wow!"
"What a big whistle!!"
"Cold-blooded monster, you are amazing, you can blow such a loud whistle, you are awesome!!"
The lunatics around him all sighed, praising Shen Mengxi's "whistle" for being so big and loud. They also lamented that Gu Fan was so powerful that he could even blow such a big whistle.
Shen Mengxi rolled his eyes.
Now it's better, he is no longer a person, but is regarded as an object, a referee's whistle.
"Referee, what should we do next? Who do you want to give the red card to!!"
Several lunatics around him looked expectantly, hoping that Gu Fan could give a perfect answer.
Gu Fan thought for a moment and replied: "Both of them received red cards."
All gone.
The lunatics first looked at each other, and then cheered: "You are so damn fair, it is simply the best way to deal with it. We have never seen a referee as outrageous as you."
The two lunatics who were fighting over the swimming track also started cheering.
"Hahaha!"
"We all got red cards."
The two of them hugged each other excitedly, cried and laughed, and suddenly became good brothers.
The two of them held hands and climbed to the top of the mountain of meat on the carriage. Then, like champions who had won gold medals, they waved to everyone: "We are going to get a red card!!"
Take a leap! !
The two jumped towards the head of the speeding truck.
Poof! !
"It feels so good, so good!!"
The people in the car were still howling, watching the blood of their companions splattering, and started dancing again.
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PS:
The previous chapter was blocked.
Embarrassing, it’s obviously weird and interesting content, but it’s blocked. It’s being modified and unlocked, so don’t worry...
(End of chapter)