One day, friends gathered.
Ning Xi was about to give birth, but the baby's name had not yet been decided.
Lu Jingli, Jiang Muye, Tang Lang, Zhuang Keer and a group of people gathered together, ready to brainstorm together.
Lu Jingli stroked his chin, "It's almost ten months, why haven't we come up with a name yet? Is it that difficult? The baby's full name is Lu Qingyu, so domineering, the second child's name should be similar! How about Lu Qingcang? How neat, symmetrical, and domineering!"
Ning Xi's face darkened, "The doctor said that I'm carrying a girl in my belly! Is a girl okay?"
Lu Jingli muttered unconvincedly, "Who said that girls can't be called Lu Aotian!"
Ning Xi pulled the corners of her mouth and revealed a kind smile like an old mother, "Okay, then you can keep it for your future daughter! See if she recognizes you as her biological father after she is born!"
Lu Jingli thought carefully for a moment and decided, forget it!
Zhuang Ke'er on the side thought for a moment and suggested, "How about Lu Jinghao? The years are peaceful and the present life is stable!"
Tang Lang was eating peanuts. Hearing this, he burst out laughing. "Pfft, Junior Sister gave such a ladylike name to her daughter? Are you sure it's okay?"
Ning Xi's eyes narrowed dangerously, "Tang Lang! What do you mean! What happened to my daughter?!"
Tang Lang said decisively, "Of course, only the name Lu Yuetian is worthy of your daughter!"
"..." Ning Xi looked at Lu Tingxiao on the sofa opposite her fearfully, and forced herself to say "Fuck".
"Hey, your names are too impractical! Watch me!" Jiang Muye had just been lying on the table writing with a pen for a long time, and proudly threw it to Ning Xi to read.
Ning Xi took it suspiciously, and when she saw clearly what Jiang Muye wrote on the paper, her eyes almost went blind.
Lu Lu Mian, Lu Tang, Lu Mian Wu, Lu Lu Zhi, Lu Lie…
"What the hell! I don't know a single word!"
Jiang Muye snapped his fingers and said proudly, "This is exactly the effect we want. As long as we give our child such a name, I guarantee that no teacher will call our little darling to answer questions in school! How cool!"
Ning Xi: “…”
Hehe, she was really worried about the future daughters of these idiots...
In the end, after a lot of discussion, the group still couldn't come up with a conclusion. Finally, Lu Jingli spoke up, "Let my brother come up with the name. My brother graduated from one of the top three Ivy League schools in the world with a double doctorate degree. The name he came up with will definitely be high-end, classy, cultural, and meaningful!"
At this moment, Lu Tingxiao was holding a piece of white paper in his hand and reading it attentively. He was not disturbed by the noise from their side at all.
What was written above should be the alternative name he had thought of.
Immediately, everyone came over expectantly, ready to see what names their biological fathers had given them.
Then, everyone saw that on the paper in the hand of a certain big devil was written a whole row of names: Lu Aixi, Lu Lianxi, Lu Muxi, Lu Buli, Lu Buyu, Lu Weiyi…
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Apparently someone was planning that if it was a girl she would be named Lu Aixi, Lu Lianxi, or Lu Muxi, and if it was a boy he would be named Lu Buli, Lu Buyu, or Lu Weiyi
Lu Jingli quietly left: "Um... just pretend I didn't say anything..."
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