Xiao Zang is going to kindergarten again.
"Dad, can my brother go?" Xiao Zong asked his father pitifully.
Zhang Qiu looked at Xiaofei who was sleeping in a ball of red mist, forget it, the teacher will be frightened by going to class like this, but Zhang Qiu thought to Xiao Zang with a little expression that the whole world wanted to abandon me. I became soft, and thought that it would be okay to wait a year later. Anyway, Xiao Zang is different from ordinary children. As soon as he couldn't say anything, Li Shu next to him said seriously: "I read in the book, Children who do not get in touch with children are prone to depression."
This frightened Zhang Qiu, thinking about it, in case of autism or something, he quickly swallowed the words on his lips, and said very impartially: "We must go to kindergarten." Seeing Xiao Zang's wrinkled face, Quickly count the benefits of the kindergarten, "The newly opened kindergarten here has a lot of delicious food and many novelty toys. You will definitely like it when you go."
Xiao Zang's eyes lit up when he heard that he was eating, but when he thought of being with a runny-nosed kid every day, he had a headache, and he lost the desire to eat anything.
Zhang Qiu didn't know that the kindergarten he took Xiao Zang to for the first time had an indelible shadow on his son's heart. He rolled his eyes and coaxed: "Do you know why children must go to school? You see, Dad is so old. Go to school obediently, do you know why?"
"Why?" Xiao Zang was sullen, but he still wanted to be his father's supporter.
"Look, you learn skills from grandpa, that's learning, and you go to kindergarten to learn, and Xiao Zang will become very powerful at that time, you can earn a lot of money, buy a lot of food, and earn money to invite Dad to go out to play Yes." Zhang Qiu thought to himself that he was not tempted like this.
Sure enough, Xiao Zang's eyes lit up, and he asked emphatically, "A lot of money?"
"Yes." Zhang Qiu didn't even know how to get back his son's property of being a money fan, shouldn't he be studying for his dream! But thinking about his family's little zombie's dream is to make a lot of money, there seems to be nothing wrong with thinking about it.
Next to him, Li Shu rubbed his son's head, and said with a smile, "Big Daddy will send you to school in the future."
"Where are you going, brother?" Xiao Fei, who woke up from the red mist, rubbed her eyes and said softly.
Zhang Qiu lowered his voice, "Brother is going to kindergarten."
Xiao Fei tilted her head, her eyes were watery, and said softly, "Can Xiao Fei go?"
"Dad, can my younger brother go?" Xiao Zong wanted to insist on going to the side. He wanted to go to school with his younger brother.
These two cute babies stared at you pitifully and watery, Zhang Qiu almost agreed softly, but he was still afraid, unexpectedly, Li Shu next to him was one step faster than him and said, "Of course it's okay."
Zhang Qiu: …
Why is there a sense of familiarity like deja vu
Li Shu just smiled and didn't speak.
The kindergarten is just behind the lake in the villa area, and there is a school bus to pick it up every day. It can be regarded as a room in the school district. I heard that the second phase of the project will build an affiliated elementary school.
Signed up and paid. Xiao Zong went to school on the first day, Zhang Qiu woke up early, and Li Shu was already busy in the kitchen. Now Li Shu's skills are no longer comparable. He really signed up for the training class, but he came back after not going for a week. Zhang Qiu thought that Li Shu had given up, but when he came back, he asked him to get an iPad to download videos and learn at home by himself, and asked why, saying that it was too annoying to have a bunch of people around him.
Zhang Qiu thought of Li Shu's ability to attract bees and butterflies, and immediately raised his hands in agreement, "Home is good, and the quiet place at home is also big, so you can use it well."
Li Shu looked at the counselor with a smile without saying a word.
But Li Shu can cook more tricks now, and the quality has also improved, and Xiao Zang will praise its deliciousness. Li Shu cooks, so naturally he washes the dishes, but in the end he is pressed against the sink and being washed by Li Shu. He is so angry that he bought a dishwasher within two days.
The two of them have become the fun of life, fighting wits and courage every day, and they didn't touch the bed twice, and Zhang Qiu couldn't help but cried and called Li Shu's husband to come in quickly, there was no way this man was too annoying Yes, especially love to toss him in bed.
Mad.
Breakfast is custard buns. Zhang Qiu stared at the buns in the shape of custard bunny on the plate and wanted to laugh. He really couldn’t imagine that they were made by Li Shu’s hands. Every time he saw them, he felt the contrast and joy, “Little uncle Your hand is amazing."
"Wow, my brother has a few bags of buns today." Xiao Zang was very happy to see the buns on the plate.
Li Shu usually finds it troublesome and rarely does styling, but today his son has put in a lot of effort on his first day of school. Because of the bunny buns, Xiao Zang is in a good mood to go to kindergarten, especially with his younger brother.
Before going out, Zhang Qiu worried and warned again, "Don't let others see Xiao Fei, you have to do it secretly."
"Don't worry, Dad, I can draw an invisibility talisman!" Xiao Zang said proudly, shaking his head.
Zhang Qiu:! ! !
"Son, how can you be so powerful!"
Little Zombie's tail was almost up to the sky, he touched his pocket desperately, pulled Xiao Fei from his head, and pasted a miniature talisman paper on Xiao Fei's forehead, Zhang Qiu laughed straight when he saw it, "I'm so different from you!" Is there something wrong with the eyes, why can I see Xiaofei?"
"I can see it too."
Xiao Zang took a look, his little face flushed, and he whispered, "I took it wrong!"
Baby sweetheart is so interesting, especially the miniature talisman sticking to your brother's forehead, Xiaofei's slapped face is completely covered.
"Ding ding ding—"
The school bus bell rang from far to near, Zhang Qiu quickly said: "Okay, take good care of my brother."
After sending his son to the car, Zhang Qiu turned his head and saw Li Shu's smiling face, his hairs stood on end, "I can tell you! During the Chinese New Year, my waist almost broke. If you dare to do this again, I will... I will run away from home!"
"What are you thinking about!" Li Shu looked at you with a dirty expression on his face, and said seriously: "My child is going to school, I bought tickets online, and I invite you to watch a movie."
It turned out that Li Shu gave him a date with a romantic couple, Zhang Qiu, who was dirty in his heart, was embarrassed by this, and quickly praised Li Shu for being handsome.
"Okay, pack up and go out, the movie tickets are at 8:40."
"Why did you buy it so early!" Zhang Qiu said, and quickly went upstairs to change his clothes. After coming down within five minutes, Li Shu was already wearing his coat. Now that it's spring, this man is wearing it so smugly. A coffee-colored long windbreaker, short boots, and a straight and handsome figure, but this windbreaker is too thin, right
"Do you want to add more? Aren't you cold in this?"
Li Shu shook his head, "It will be warm in a while."
Zhang Qiu thought so too, when he entered the movie theater with heating, it wouldn't be too cold, besides, Li Shu was very angry now.
It took only ten minutes to drive to the nearby movie theater, parked the car, Zhang Qiu went out, turned around and saw that Li Shu was still in the car, "What's wrong?"
"take things."
Zhang Qiu didn't pay much attention, oh, he saw Li Shu put something into his pocket, didn't see what it was, locked the car door, and the two of them took the elevator up, the cinema was on the seventh floor, the whole floor was full, But it was only 8:30 in the morning, and there was not a single customer in the whole theater.
"Be quiet." Li Shu said without changing his face.
Zhang Qiu thought so, and when Li Shu went to redeem the ticket, he bought popcorn and Coke, and bought water for Li Shu. There are also many small problems, but in Zhang Qiu's eyes, they are all very cute. The two of them have worked together with each other, forming a harmonious living atmosphere now.
Praise for being able to live a good life.
After cashing the ticket, Li Shu took the things in Zhang Qiu's arms and walked to the theater.
"Hello, go straight to the VIP hall and turn left. I wish you a pleasant movie watching."
Zhang Qiu yelled at Li Shu, and said with a smile: "I bought the VIP hall, you are very interesting today." What should be praised is still to be praised. When I arrived at the entrance of the theater, Zhang Qiu remembered, "What are you looking at?" with?"
"Graveyard of Horror."
! ! !
what
He had never heard of the title of this movie before, so he followed Li Shu into the movie theater, and there was no one in there, so Li Shu was still in the middle of the penultimate row when he bought the ticket, so he took out his phone and searched, "Domestic Horror Movies" ?! Li Shu, you are kidding me!"
"I think the reviews are good." Li Shu put the things away calmly and pulled Zhang Qiu to sit down.
Zhang Qiu stared at the rubbish words on the top row of hot comments and really didn't know what to say, but maybe Li Shu, an old man who hasn't seen many movies, may not like this kind of taste, a strong man must have a tolerance Lover's heart, thinking about it this way, how can he be so great!
"It's all right, I haven't watched domestic horror movies yet." In fact, he doesn't like watching horror movies very much. He used to be timid, but today it's made in China, so he shouldn't be afraid of anything.
"It's kind of you to advise me." Li Shu boasted.
Zhang Qiu instantly had the illusion that his status was reversed. As he was talking, the movie started, and the lights in the whole hall went out. Pretty spooky."
"Well, I'm a little scared."
Hearing the voice, he couldn't feel the fear of Li Shu, but Zhang Qiu, who had just been complimented by Li Shu, couldn't tell that he was still immersed in being a big man, and said very straightforwardly: "Then sit down."
The VIP hall of this movie theater has reclining chairs, which are quite wide, and there is a small table between the two reclining chairs. It is not very convenient for the two of them to sit on each side and talk, not to mention the sudden bleeding on the screen, Zhang Qiu also feels nervous , two people can squeeze together.
"it is good."
Li Shu came over along the way, and the two big men sat on a reclining chair, which was still narrow, and it was inconvenient to adjust it, so Li Shu leaned over and whispered, "Otherwise, you sit on my lap."
"Isn't that nice? A public—"
"There was no one in the whole hall."
Zhang Qiu saw the same thing, thought for a while and agreed, and he found that domestic horror films are quite scary, at least the atmosphere and exciting scenes make people overwhelmed, he couldn't help sighing, "Domestic films are about to rise!"
It is said to be sitting on Li Shu's lap, but in fact Li Shu is sitting on the back and Zhang Qiu is sitting on the front.
The opening plot was quite good, Zhang Qiu went in after watching it for a while, and after a while, he found the groping behind, so he asked: "Did I suppress you?"
"Ok."
Li Shu's voice was very low, especially hoarse.
Without even thinking about it, Zhang Qiu raised half of his buttocks, "It's better now—what the hell!"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
"Be good, sir." Zhang Qiu was about to explode, and stretched out his hand to cover his pants. This guy actually took off his pants in an instant, and now half of his buttocks were exposed, and this man kept touching it. In the movie The pounding sound was like his heart, and he was so nervous that he was afraid that someone would come in.
Li Shu put Zhang Qiu's earlobe in his mouth, and bit down lightly, "Relax, no one will come." But his hands were quick, Zhang Qiu's trousers had already receded to his knees, and he covered him with a large windbreaker , Zhang Qiu resisted with all his strength, and soon he was immersed in Lishu's technique. This guy is too despicable, and he has already figured out his weakness.
Zhang Qiu thought in a daze.
…
At the end of the movie, Zhang Qiu arched his insteps, and he was so scared that it was exciting. He was afraid that the cleaning staff would come in to clean, and his mind went blank for a moment. neck, said in a low voice: "It's so cool that it's broken."
Zhang Qiu didn't react yet, and after a while, his legs became weak and he fell on the chair. Seeing that Li Shu stuffed the condom in his pocket, his face turned red with embarrassment. The condom was for him when he was doing it, and Li Shu said that he wanted to prevent it. He shoots indiscriminately - shoot you uncle!
Now the back is still wet, and I want to know what it is.
Really shameless.