Jiang Zhao was alone, walking on the path in the village.
Although the villagers had already been notified about the filming, the villagers passing by along the way still looked sideways at him. There were also unmarried girls who blushed and whispered to their sisters while they couldn't help but look up to peek at him.
Jiang Zhao has long been used to this level of staring, and can almost ignore it without changing his expression. All his attention at this time was on the hand-drawn map given by the program team in his hand.
As a variety show, it is naturally impossible for the program group to allow the guests to achieve their goals so smoothly, but will add some interesting items in the middle. But these projects will not be too difficult to set up, after all, they are daily variety shows, and they will not be made into escape rooms.
However, for Jiang Zhao, an epic road idiot, the seemingly simplest task of feeding geese has turned into the most troublesome one.
Because he couldn't find where the goose was at all.
After Jiang Zhao walked to the same stilted building for the third time, the cameraman next to him wiped the sweat from his forehead.
He has watched Jiang Zhao follow the same road, make mistakes three times in a row, and finally return to the original place.
And this actor Jiang still stared at the map with doubts on his face, his cool and handsome face was full of questions "Is this map wrong?".
Jiang Zhao also realized the problem at this time. He stared at the map carefully for a while, and then put the map away without hesitation, with a calm and composed look.
The camera boy was overjoyed, finally understood
But Jiang Zhao turned around, pointed his eyes directly at the camera, and announced, "Since the map is wrong, I'll just follow the fate."
Camera guy: "?"
map:"?"
Jiang Zhao is actually very wrong, but his poor sense of direction is a problem that was born in his mother's womb. When he is one street away from his house, he can't tell east, west, south, north.
Once when he was filming in the desert, he accidentally encountered a sandstorm, and the crew was trapped in the sand. Jiang Zhao walked in a certain direction for two hours according to the instructions of the walkie-talkie, but found that the more he walked, the less people lived. It wasn't until he was found by the convoy that he was walking in the opposite direction, and he almost plunged into the no man's land in the desert.
Believe in his sense of direction, it is better to toss a coin directly, at least half of the correct rate.
Thinking about this, Jiang Zhao subconsciously touched his pocket, and he really found a one-yuan coin.
Jiang Zhao: "..." Got it.
When he reached the next fork in the road, he didn't even hesitate and threw it into the sky.
With a "snap", Jiang Zhao buckled the coin in his hand: "Front, to the right."
Camera guy: "..."
Don't even struggle.
But I don't know if fate is really helping, Jiang Zhao just wandered around for half an hour, and finally saw the crew of the film crew next to a farmer's house near the entrance of the village.
Jiang Zhao's eyes lit up, he turned his head and smiled at the camera: "This may be the arrangement of fate."
Although he really wanted to paddle for fish in variety shows, he never expected that he could actually find the correct route by tossing a coin.
This may be the natural sense of variety, please call him the king of variety, thank you.
Actor Jiang walked towards the staff happily: "Excuse me, is this the task of feeding geese?"
The staff was taken aback.
Jiang Zhao and her looked at each other for half a second: "..."
Wait, isn't it
Before he could speak again, the door of the nanny car next to the staff was suddenly pushed open from inside.
A tall figure in a white polo shirt came out of the car. It was rare for Xiao Si to dress so casually and brightly. He looked like a college student in his early twenties.
The moment he saw Jiang Zhao, he raised his eyebrows and looked surprised: "Student, what a coincidence."
Their identities as "senior brothers" had never been announced to the outside world, so Xiao Si also logically changed the title to the identities of the two at school, which sounded flawless.
Jiang Zhao: "..."
The fate of the nonsense.
Why did the coin flip and flip and throw such a thing out? !
However, there were cameras all around, so Jiang Zhao could only curse in his heart, with a surprised smile on the surface: "Senior, why are you here?"
He had long heard that there would be a flying guest on the show, but he never expected that it would be Xiao Siye.
Xiao Si also looked relaxed, and walked to his side: "I was assigned a task of feeding geese when I first arrived. Do you know where it is?"
Jiang Zhao resisted the urge to kick him away, and took out the map: "Here is the destination."
Xiao Si also took it over and looked at it for a moment, then nodded: "Then go straight ahead and turn a corner and you will be there."
Jiang Zhao: "?"
So fast? real or fake
The camera next to me was about to burst into tears—but there was someone who could understand the map.
Jiang Zhao dubiously followed Xiao Siye, the two walked for about five minutes, and then saw the staff who were responding to the big goose mission.
Jiang Zhao: "..."
Come on, it's true.
He handed over the task card from the staff, and then he and Xiao Si also received a pot of goose feed.
The feed is rice and corn mixed together, and there are some yellow fine powders that Jiang Zhao has never seen before, which have some peculiar smells.
The two walked into the small courtyard of Uncle Wang's house together. According to the legend, Uncle Wang has gray hair on his temples and is sitting in a rocking chair in the yard basking in the sun, like an old fairy.
"Master," Jiang Zhao stepped forward to say hello, "We are here to help you feed the geese."
The uncle squinted his eyes, bathed in the sun, and remained motionless.
Jiang Zhao tried to shout again: "Master?"
Grandpa still didn't respond.
Just when Jiang Zhao was considering whether to go directly to the backyard, Xiao Si who was beside him suddenly said, "Grandfather, we are here to help you feed the geese."
He used the local dialect, and almost as soon as he finished speaking, Uncle Wang opened his eyes.
"Oh..." Uncle Wang moved his shoulders, and pointed his crutch behind, "Go, go."
Walking to the goose circle road in the backyard, Jiang Zhao asked suspiciously, "Do you know the dialect of City Y?"
Xiao Si also smiled lightly: "I have traveled in the past two years when I just graduated, and I learned a little bit."
Jiang Zhao suppressed his desire to choke him, and after searching for a long time, he managed to find a calm answer: "Oh, I also wanted to graduate and come here to travel."
Before he finished speaking, Xiao Si suddenly turned to look at him: "Then why didn't you come?"
Jiang Zhao was slightly taken aback.
"I'm too busy," he replied bluntly, "I went to filming after graduation. After a few years, apart from being in a group, I don't have time to travel."
Xiao Si was not surprised by this result, and nodded: "Our profession is also normal."
The two film kings each wore official smiles, and played out the harmonious chatting scene before the goose circle. The moment he saw the geese, Jiang Zhao's smile froze.
No—was this goose so big
Almost as tall as his legs!
And as soon as they saw them coming, the group of big white geese rushed up, flapping their wings quackingly, as if they were about to run over to fight. Judging from the bright red eyes and imposing cry, it is definitely not a good one.
The food trough for the geese is in the center of the goose pen, but the gate of the fence has been blocked by seven or eight big geese. Although Jiang Zhao had never been picked up by a goose, he was inexplicably resistant when he saw this scene. It was probably an intuition born when a human being encountered a species that was harmful to him.
However, the task ahead, had to do.
He hugged the feed basin tightly in his arms, pressed the latch of the fence with his hand, and said seriously: "I will open the door later, and leave on the count of three."
Xiao Si also glanced at him: "OK."
Jiang Zhao suddenly pushed open the fence door: "Three!"
Xiao Si also: "?"
He looked at Jiang Zhao's back as he rushed out without hesitation, and then at the big goose approaching aggressively.
Xiao Si also: "..."
The author has something to say:
Actor Jiang: I have always been good at counting: D;
Xiao Yingdi: I have seen it.
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!