I told the three girls in the dormitory about the labor relationship between me and Zhong Yuan. After they listened, they sent Xiao Er to make a concluding statement: "That is to say, you were adopted?"
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I scratched my head helplessly, "Which of your eyes, please, saw that I was adopted? This is basically a history of creditors and good people, bosses and employees, oppression and oppression... blood and tears..."
Before I finished speaking, the fourth girl nodded her head and said, "Not only is it adopted, but also the unspoken rules?"
I:"… "
This group of people who fear the world will not be chaotic! I looked at the boss begging for help, my beautiful, noble and kind boss, please say something for me...
The boss touched my head that had just grown a layer of hair, and said with a smile: "Mu Mu, give us a special lecture later: how to find a high-quality handsome man."
I wanted to cry without tears, so I slapped her hand away, "I'll open it when I'm soaked in Lu Zikey!"
As soon as I mentioned Lu Zijian, Xiao Er became restless. She knocked on the table vigorously and said in a crying voice, "My Lu Xiaogong, why are you so miserable..."
The fourth girl frowned, "Why cry, that kid is not dead."
Xiao Er: "If he dies, it's time for you to cry, right?"
The fourth girl raised her foot and kicked Xiao Er's chair.
Looking at this chaotic scene, I calmly climbed to the bed. Forget it, anyway, the rumors only stop at the wise, they think whatever they like, when I get through these fifteen months, huh!
Or, when did I accidentally get a boyfriend like Lu Zijian, and then... ha ha, ha ha ha...
Thinking of this, I lay on the bed and couldn't help but smirked.
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The employment relationship between me and Zhong Yuan has been fully reflected since the beginning of school. Speechless, this is the face of the oppressor.
Because I have to do morning exercises with Zhong Yuan, I have to get up half an hour earlier than usual, I am very resentful about this, of course I only dare to resent in my heart, there is really no other way.
Zhong Yuan, the pervert, dragged me to run early in the morning, and I didn't fully open my eyes yet. Not only that, but he also wore a cool all-white sportswear, which was whiter than Snow White. In addition, his so-so appearance can be regarded as beautiful, so one can imagine what kind of onlookers we received. Of course, the main crowd was him, and I was at best a foil, or a shabby foil.
Also, how much I hate running...
So I appealed: "Zhong Yuan, can I apply not to run away?"
Zhong Yuan jogged without blushing and panting, while asking me: "The reason."
I thought of a very high-sounding one, which most people would not refuse, "The calf will become thicker."
Zhong Yuan dismissed my appeal nonchalantly: "It's okay, I don't dislike it."
I thought what he said was very strange. After thinking about it for a long time, I suddenly realized, "What right do you have to dislike or not!" I don't believe that there are bosses who dislike employees with thick calves in this world. Such a boss is too stupid = =
Zhong Yuan stopped and looked at me, displeased, "I wanted to wait for you to perform well to give you a raise or something, but I didn't expect you to sing against me on the first day." He said, ignored me, turned and continued run.
I was very spineless and ran after him, "I'm running, I'm not afraid of thick calves..."
Zhong Yuan didn't speak.
I gasped and said: "You, can you run slower..." This is the advantage of long legs, jealous>_&l;
Zhong Yuan still didn't speak, but his speed slowed down a lot.
I was moved to look at him sideways, and found that his eyes were half-closed at this time, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, as if he was smiling. That kind of laughter is not as evil as usual, but it is a bit refreshing, just like the morning air, fresh.
So, when any villain has a conscience, Zhong Yuan is a living example.
Of course, even if conscience finds out, the bad guy is still a bad guy.
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I gradually discovered that the performance of the three unscrupulous guys in our dormitory has been considered calm when it comes to the employment relationship between Zhong Yuan and me. At least their words have a more or less joking tone. Some people I met the other day completely regarded Zhong Yuan and me as a couple, so embarrassing.
I asked Zhong Yuan what to do, Zhong Yuan replied calmly: "We will prove it to them with time."
I think he makes a lot of sense. Well, after a long time, the rumors are naturally self-defeating.
But before we had time to prove it, someone came to kick the pavilion.
It is said that there will be a camping exhibition in the club tonight, Zhong Yuan didn't come because of something, and I, as the photography committee member of the third team, was honored to attend.
After the exhibition, Senior Sister Lingling stopped me. I asked her if there was anything wrong, but she said to me righteously: "Muer, I want to challenge you."
I scratched my head, not understanding, "What?"
At this time, some people who did not leave were also stunned and did not leave for a long time.
Senior Sister Lingling looked at me proudly, and replied: "I want to challenge you, if I win, Zhong Yuan is mine, you let go."
In the past few days, I was tortured by those rumors, so I said not very respectfully at this time: "Zhong Yuan is not mine, so you can love whoever you want, senior sister."
Senior Sister Lingling clenched her fists, her eyes were fierce, "What do you mean? Are you looking down on me?"
I took a step back in fright, "Sister, don't get excited, Zhong Yuan and I really didn't..."
Senior Sister Lingling waved her hands and said impatiently: "You have done everything you should and should not have done, and you have the nerve to say no? Muer, I didn't expect you to be such a hypocritical person."
I feel wronged, what did we do? We didn't do anything... Also, where am I being hypocritical &g;_&l;
Senior Sister Lingling continued to ask me condescendingly: "Anyway, do you accept my challenge?"
I think Sister Lingling's logic is very puzzling. Let's not say that I have nothing to do with Zhong Yuan. Even if we really have something, if she likes Zhong Yuan, she will go after him. Even if I am poached, I can only feel ashamed The charm is not as good, the problem is that she wants to challenge me aggressively for Mao
Senior Sister Lingling continued to stare at me with burning eyes, as if she wanted to burn a hole in my mind before she would give up. I shivered, said "Goodbye, Senior Sister" with a smile, and then ran out of the lecture hall.
I went back to the dormitory and told 1241 about this matter, everyone expressed their understanding, sweat, why I still can't understand.
But it's not over yet. The next day, I received a call from Xiaojie, a friend in the club. She asked me mysteriously what I wanted to compare with Senior Sister Lingling.
I feel baffled: "I don't have one."
Xiaojie was completely immersed in her own world, and she didn't care what I said, she said to herself: "Everyone is betting on who will win between you and Senior Sister Lingling, and I want to bet, but I don't know who to be, I said, How do you compare with Senior Sister Lingling?"
囧Fuck me, why do I feel that the people in the club are not normal recently...
Seeing that I didn't speak, Xiaojie said again: "Well, Xiaojie and the others all bet 20 yuan, how about I bet 20 too? But the chairman begged 100 yuan at once..."
I swallowed my saliva: "Bet... money?"
Xiaojie: "Yeah, you don't know it until you know it?"
I wiped off my sweat. Didn’t this just happen yesterday? I didn’t expect the news sensitivity of the people in the environmental protection club to be higher than those in the news agency. The news agency's club building, which has always been weak, will be able to take on a new look from now on...
No, no, I'm pulling away again. I made a little calculation in my heart, and asked, "What's inside, what is Senior Sister Lingling best at?"
Xiaojie thought for a while, then replied: "It should be Taekwondo, right? I heard that she has a third-degree black belt, and she won an award."
Taekwondo... seems a bit scary, right
No matter, people die for money and birds die for food, so I gritted my teeth and said, "Okay then, I will compete with her in taekwondo."
Xiaojie exclaimed: "Are you crazy?"
"Listen to me, I'm not crazy," I smiled calmly, "Xiaojie, you can bet 200 yuan for me, in your name. Well, you know who should win, right?"
Xiaojie was silent for a long time, and finally sighed: "Mu Er, you are too shameless."
I smirked, and I could win some money after a beating, such a good thing doesn't happen every day!
So I took the initiative to tell Senior Sister Lingling very confidently that I accepted her challenge and appointed that I would not compare to anything else except Taekwondo. And the two of us also signed a life and death certificate, no matter what kind of injury we suffer, we will bear the consequences at our own risk.
I never dared to tell Zhong Yuan about this, after all, I was betting on him, although the bet was a bit inexplicable. Fortunately, the scale of the Environmental Protection Agency is not very large, so not too many people know about it, and it will not spread to Zhong Yuan's ears.
In fact, I was mainly afraid that he would find out and deduct my salary.
The match was scheduled for Saturday afternoon, and it happened that Zhong Yuan went to University H because he had an intercollegiate football match to play. Originally, he asked me to be his amateur cheerleader, but later I said I had a headache, so he didn't force me.
So at three o'clock in the afternoon, I came to the practice room on time, and there were already some people waiting there.
The author has something to say: I wonder if you can guess what will happen next...
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