Zhong Yuan said to me: "I am indeed not yours, but you are mine!"
uh... uh
Zhong Yuan scratched his hair, and said fiercely: "Don't forget, we signed a contract of prostitution for fifteen months."
囧Dead man, that's not a contract of prostitution, it's labor-management relations, okay... I feel very dissatisfied, but looking at Zhong Yuan who is running away in front of me, I don't dare to disobey him. Deduction of wages or something, it's terrible&g;_&l;
Zhong Yuan vented for a while, and I looked at him devoutly, with the expression "I made a mistake, I must correct it, please give me another chance, okay?" Nothing happened to me. He scolded me for a while, and finally concluded: "In short, you did something wrong and you have to accept punishment."
Khan, I knew this kid would not let me go, how can I be so stingy&g;_&l;
So I asked him fearfully: "Then how do you want to punish me?" Don't deduct my salary...
Zhong Yuan dragged his chin to think for a while, and said, "Deduct your salary?" My heart sank.
"You definitely don't want to," he glanced at me, "Well, let's add another month to your contract of sale."
I burst into tears silently in my heart. To me, freedom is just floating clouds... Also, that is not a contract of sale!
…
The next day was Sunday, and Zhong Yuan still had a ball game to play at N University. He took me to N University as an amateur cheerleader for him without hesitation on the grounds of "to prevent me from causing trouble".
Probably because football is a painful pain for Chinese people, so in many places, football players are much more low-key than basketball players. For example, a school-level basketball game at University B can attract the attention of all teachers and students in the school, but this city-level football game is known to very few people. As a small substitute for the basketball team of the School of Management, Zhong Yuan was able to achieve such glory, but as the captain of the football team of B University, he did not receive the same attention, except for a few nympho girls with bad eyesight, Familiar with these files of him.
And the school basically treats the football team as a stepmother's child, and doesn't even assign professional cheerleaders.
Well, I said so much, just to express that I seem to be the only officially recognized cheerleader...
The school still had a good conscience, so it rented a special car for the football team and took us to N University. So, as the only female creature in the car, I was watched inhumanely. One of them, a gentle scum with glasses, also said: "I would have called my girlfriend if I knew it."
I was embarrassed, and defended in a low voice: "I'm not his girlfriend."
Zhong Yuan was reclining on his seat with his eyes closed, he said casually, "Forget it, they won't believe you if you tell me."
So everyone laughed ambiguously.
I buried my head low, not knowing what to say. To be honest, I have been so stimulated that I have hallucinations, and I always feel that there are a group of crows floating above my head.
Although I despise Zhong Yuan very much, I have to admire his calmness. Shaking his head and sighing, it would be better to have a thicker skin.
…
The lawn of the N stadium is good, I really want to roll on it. Of course, as a cheerleader, I can only walk outside the field. It is said that the audience around the stadium can be called desolate. But what shocked me was that there were so few people who came from University B to cheer for the school's team. They are amiable and respectable!
The game started soon. As the only officially certified cheerleader in this school, I was sent to help everyone watch things, embarrassing.
I don't understand football, at best I'm just a crowd of onlookers who don't know the truth. Of course, if you look at it, you can probably see the situation.
In the first half, Big B played very well, temporarily leading 2-0. In the second half, N University adjusted its formation, and its offensive ability has improved significantly, and it almost succeeded in shooting several times. Fortunately, although Zhong Yuan looked like a tofu scum project on the surface, he was still useful in critical moments, and he was so sure and ruthless when he threw the ball. I saw a man in N University wearing a No. 10 jersey. He looked at Zhong Yuan as if he wanted to eat people... Football is really a violent sport.
Now No. 10 of University N is holding the ball, and several players from University B ran up to surround him. That sturdy No. 10 just flew up and shot directly!
The football flew towards the goal in an arc, Zhong Yuan jumped up and opened his arms to intercept it. Seeing that the football was about to fly into Zhong Yuan's hands, who knew that when it fell, the trajectory suddenly shifted downward...
I heard them explain this ball later, what is called a banana ball, because this kind of ball rotates like the earth when it is in motion, so its trajectory will produce some great distortions. I didn't understand it at the time.
Speaking of which, even though the "banana ball" didn't hit Zhong Yuan's hand, he was still stopped by him, but the sacrifice was a bit big... Because the football was impartial, it just hit Zhong Yuan's chest...
Yes, I'm not mistaken, the football with a powerful impact hit Zhong Yuan's key parts...
Zhong Yuan fell to the ground, his face was pale, but he was still holding the murder weapon tightly.
I... oh, not just me, almost everyone in the room, including the referee, looked at him with their mouths wide open.
Sure enough, there is a lot of embarrassment in embarrassment, this world is so colorful. I looked up at the floating clouds in the sky, and suddenly found that God treated me kindly...
…
Zhong Yuan was replaced, he walked to my side with difficulty and sat down. I looked at his pale face and the sweat dripping from his forehead, and asked in a friendly way, "Are you okay?"
Zhong Yuan unscrewed a bottle of mineral water, shook his head, "I'm fine." As he spoke, he raised his head to drink the water.
So I comforted him and said, "Actually, it's not bad if the six faculties are purified."
puff-
Like a watering can, Zhong Yuan sprayed all the water out, and some of the water splashed on him. Holding the mineral water bottle, he bowed his head and coughed violently, the veins on his forehead were all exposed.
Realizing that I had slipped my words, I hurriedly got up and stood in front of him, took out a tissue and bent down to help him wipe it.
Zhong Yuan raised his head and looked at me with a half-smile, "Six roots clean?"
"Hehe, hehehehe..." Isn't it just a joke, Zhong Yuan, if you cooperate, you will die = =
Zhong Yuan let me help him wipe the water off his body, and looked at me maliciously, "You can try to see if my six sense organs are clean."
Khan, I always thought that Zhong Yuan was just a bit poisonous and insidious, but today I found out that he also has such a rascal temperament...
I thought I could take the opportunity to laugh at him when he was deflated, but I didn't expect to be molested by him. I shook my head and sighed, my world will always be so sad.
I straightened up and was about to speak to save my face, but Zhong Yuan's expression changed, "Be careful!" While he was speaking, he quickly grabbed my arm and pulled it down, and then I fell gorgeously on the ground on him.
A football flew over our bodies and hit the barbed wire fence not far away.
Fortunately, Zhong Yuan reacted quickly, otherwise I would be the one who was attacked.
At this moment, Zhong Yuan and I both fell to the ground, almost my whole body covering his body. Zhong Yuan was lying on the ground, looking at me with half-closed eyes. His eyes were black and bright, so jealous.
I moved a bit, and then I noticed something very embarrassing.
Zhong Yuan, he seems... hard...