Just when I committed the crime, Zhong Yuan opened his evil eyes just right.
I was startled, and with a shake of my hand, the seal landed on the back of Zhong Yuan's hand. When I recovered, he had already picked it up and looked at it carefully. He tapped the ink pad with his fingertips, then looked up at me. At that moment, my heart went cold... It's over, it's over, I was discovered, Zhong Yuan, you are going to kill or cut, please give me a good word...
Zhong Yuan held the seal, smiled strangely, put the seal back in front of me, and said, "Are you childish or not?"
I carefully put away the seal, waiting for his punishment. Who knows, after waiting for a long time, until I was sleepy, he didn't say anything, just kept flipping through that embarrassing book. And that fiery red lip print was still unscrupulously lying on his face.
I find it very strange, even though he is very generous and doesn't care about me, but he doesn't know what's on his face, right? So I kindly reminded him: "Your face..."
"I know," Zhong Yuan lowered his head and said calmly, "but I think it should be pretty good."
I don't understand: "Then what?"
Zhong Yuan: "Then I don't plan to wash it off for now."
I:"… "
Now I am beginning to suspect that Zhong Yuan and I are not from the same planet. Because Mao is willing to do so many embarrassing and god-like things, and he does it so naturally and calmly, how powerful it takes Nerves and thick skin as support!
But who cares, anyway, it's not me who is ashamed ==.
So, with such a fiery red lip print on his face, Zhong Yuan leisurely watched "Love Psychology" all afternoon...
…
When I was having dinner at night, I unexpectedly saw Lu Zijian in the cafeteria, my God, my Lu Zijian! So I sat in front of Lu Zijian with a plate in my hand, refusing to leave. Zhong Yuan had no choice but to sit beside me.
I greeted Lu Zijian sweetly. Lu Zijian gave me a friendly smile, and then turned his gaze to look at Zhong Yuan. When he saw the gorgeous lip marks on Zhong Yuan's face, he was embarrassed, shy, and a little embarrassed. I can't bear to blame. So I kindly advised him: "Brother Lu, please ignore Zhong Yuan, this guy is crazy."
Zhong Yuan, a thick-skinned person, said without changing his face while picking up vegetables, "I don't know who is crazy and sneaked up on me while I was asleep."
Hello, are you asleep? You obviously pretended to be asleep on purpose to lure me into committing the crime!
At this time, there were two more people beside Lu Zijian, they were none other than the two senior brothers, passerby A and passerby B. After they sat down, when Zhong Yuan raised his head, the bright red lip print on his face was clearly displayed in front of the two of them, so the two of them were dumbfounded. It took a while for Passerby A to react. He looked at Zhong Yuan's face left and right, giggled for a while, and then gave me a meaningful look.
I shook my chopsticks and almost lost my grip on the chopsticks. Passerby A's eyes, what... what do you mean
At this time, passer-by B lowered his head and poked a chicken leg, shook his head and sighed: "Young people these days, hey..."
I had no choice but to explain dumbfoundingly: "It's not me..."
Zhong Yuan glanced at me expressionlessly, and said, "How dare you say it's not you?"
I:"… "
Zhong Yuan, can you stop messing around, you don't know what they are thinking, okay? I glared at him and explained persistently: "Uh, it's not what you think..."
Passerby A pretended to look innocently at Passerby B, and said with a smile, "What are we imagining?"
I opened my mouth, but I couldn't say it anyway. In the end, I had no choice but to bow my head in infinite grievance. I eat, I don't talk.
Those two people were quite eloquent and didn't say anything. So they started discussing another topic, which I was very interested in because it was related to Lu Zijian.
In other words, the school requires freshman and sophomore students to have a social practice every summer vacation, and this is to be counted as credits. The so-called social practice means that everyone forms a group, makes a theme, and conducts on-the-spot investigation and discussion. A few days ago, I was discussing this matter with One Two Four and the others. Everyone wanted to form a group by themselves, but unfortunately there was no interesting theme. Now passerby A and passerby B are discussing this social practice.
They said that Lu Zijian organized a social practice to investigate the situation of water pollution control in a certain natural ecological area. They were discussing whether to be with Lu Zijian or not. I looked at Lu Zijian excitedly, and asked, "Senior brother Lu, can I also participate?"
Before Lu Zijian could answer, Zhong Yuan said, "No, follow me."
I was angry, "Why?"
Zhong Yuan: "I'll take care of the meals."
I:"… "
Well, I admit that I am a person without integrity, idols and so on are all floating clouds, the key is to eat and drink well...
…
Before going to bed at night, I received a text message from Zhong Yuan.
Zhong Yuan: "My roommates have praised you."
I was curious, and replied to him: "What did they praise me for?"
Zhong Yuan: "They all praised you for being enthusiastic, very enthusiastic."
I:"… "
Me: "Then did you explain it to them?"
Zhong Yuan: "I've said everything I need to say."
Me: "Then what did you say?"
Zhong Yuan: "I told them not to think about it."
I:"… "
Brother, if you say it like this, they may think even more wildly, right
Me: "Forget it, you should focus on explaining to Lu Zijian." My beautiful image must not be destroyed in front of Lu Zijian.
After a while, Zhong Yuan replied to me: "Please don't worry about Lu Zijian."
I frowned: "Why?"
Zhong Yuan: "I can't bear to watch my brother jump into the fire pit."
Me: "Go to hell!" Suffer!
After a while, Zhong Yuan sent another text message: "It's not impossible for you to do social practice with Lu Zijian."
Me: "What about you?" Didn't you say you have to take care of the meal...
Zhong Yuan: "Together."
I held the phone excitedly, let's see, let me say that Lu Zijian is so charming, even Zhong Yuan is attracted by him...
Zhong Yuan: "But I have one condition."
Me: "What?"
Zhong Yuan: "Take the fourth girl from your dormitory."
I:"… "
Why do I?"
Zhong Yuan: "You will know when the time comes, don't let her know that I asked for it."
Strange, when did this kid set his sights on the fourth girl? I suddenly thought of the "Love Psychology" he had been watching today, could it be, could it be? ... But it shouldn't be, he and the fourth girl don't seem to be in the same galaxy, not to mention that the fourth girl is tough and has a normal aesthetic, so she shouldn't like him, a creature that doesn't have a star planet, right? Uh, does that mean that Zhong Yuan is doomed to have his heart broken
Of course, this may not be the case. Zhong Yuan has always liked to make troubles with people, so maybe he will do something wrong this time. If I can guess it, it would be a surprise.
Although I despise Zhong Yuan's mysterious activities, but the fourth girl can be betrayed for the time being, right? Ugh, I seem to be getting more and more shameless...
Of course, instead of Miss Fourth and I going, it would be better for us to go in the whole dormitory, so as to avoid Miss Fourth's suspicion. So I excitedly discussed this matter with 124, the boss and Xiaoer expressed their interest in this matter, especially Xiaoer, when she heard that Lu Xiaogong and Zhong Xiaoshou were going, her eyes turned green Light. As for the fourth girl, as soon as she heard about Lu Zijian, she resolutely refused to go.
This result was far from what I expected, so I formed the same camp with the boss and the second child, and began to lobby the fourth girl. Seeing that the child was about to use force impatiently, the second child immediately shouted decisively: "Fourth girl, I hid your D doll. If you don't follow us, I'll take off its hands and put it on the table legs. I will do what I say!"
So the fourth girl raised her hand in mid-air, and put it down quietly...
Smiling, I made a gesture of scissors hands to Xiao Er.
The fourth girl clenched her fists and said fiercely, "If you don't return the doll to me within three days, I'll take your hands off."
Xiaoer smiled unscrupulously, "I'll give it to you after I sign up, dare I not give it..."
So I boldly sent a text message to Zhong Yuan: "It's done."
The author has something to say: In other words, yesterday’s plot was guessed by some children’s shoes, turn your face away, you guys must be so smart...
Of course, this social practice is destined to be a lively social practice...
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