As soon as I returned to the dormitory at noon today, I saw Xiaoer sitting in front of the computer, typing on the keyboard with his eyes shining.
I put down my bag and asked, "Xiao Er, are you rushing to write again?"
Don't look at Xiao Er's wretchedness, he is still an Internet writer, and it is said that he is doing quite well on a certain website. Of course, what this guy writes is all danmei, I haven't read it. To be honest, I am somewhat afraid of the field of danmei. Back then, Xiao Er was watching GV in the dormitory in the middle of the night. I glanced at it twice, and I almost collapsed at that time. Xiao Er kept defending, saying that it is really difficult for ordinary people to experience real GV for the first time, just let me watch it a few more times... Fuck her uncle, can't I vomit once, do I have to vomit more times? Am I that self-abuse? Me.
But having said that, although I am in awe of Tanmei and Tanmei lovers, I still admire Xiaoer's perseverance. It is said that this guy has published more than one million words on the website, and it is also said that she couldn't sleep the night before the college entrance examination, so she wrote a novella at night and attracted her first batch of readers. Readers... Therefore, as a writer, Xiao Er's dedication and loyalty to writing is still worth learning for a three-minute enthusiastic person like me. Sometimes I feel curious, so I ask her, "Xiao Er, what's it like to write an article?"
I still remember Xiao Er's tough answer at that time: "Writing this thing is like digging a hole full of anticipation, filling it with excitement, and ending it with happiness and emptiness."
The boss and the fourth girl were also present at that time. As calm as the boss, as tough as the fourth girl, after hearing Xiao Er's description, he was also on the spot in a daze, and couldn't recover for a long time, let alone my kind. Since then, I have never dared to despise Xiao Er again, because although this guy is W, she has a deep enough W >_&l;
Since then, when people asked us what Xiaoer likes to do, one, three and four would answer in unison: She likes it.
Well, the topic has gone too far. And now, Xiao Er, who seems to be rushing to write a manuscript, answered me while typing on the keyboard: "No, I'm replying to the post."
"Oh." An otaku who doesn't visit forums is not a good otaku.
Xiao Er suddenly turned around and gave me a little attention, "Have you heard that there have been perverts in our school recently."
At this time, the boss and the fourth girl also came back, just in time to hear what the second girl said. So the boss leaned over to Xiao Er's computer and looked at it, and said, "It's true, but these perverts seem to be the same person?"
I'm not interested in that, "I don't care about perverts, I only care about my final exam."
The boss turned around and patted my head. At this time, my hair had just grown less than an inch, but I was content with it. Although it was short, it was still there>_&l;
The boss said: "You really don't have to worry. Even if you have to worry, you should worry about female perverts, right?"
Xiaoer also echoed: "San Mutou, you really look like a gentleman now, a drooling Zhengtai..."
I am angry, this is naked hair discrimination. So I tapped Xiao Er on the head and said, "Drooling is because you are mentally retarded, so it has nothing to do with me."
Xiao Er took my hand away and announced to everyone with a smile, "I have a very constructive idea on how to deal with perverts."
"what?"
Xiao Er squeezed his chin and said seriously: "Find some men as strong as Lu Zijian, and turn him off!"
One Three Four: "..."
Embarrassed, this idea is too unexpected to catch him off guard >_&l;
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In the evening, go to self-study with Zhong Yuan. I used to dream of going to self-study with the boy I had a crush on, and then having some sparks during the self-study process, but now... well, forget it. However, one advantage of studying with Zhong Yuan is that you can ask him any questions you don't know. Although our majors are different, this kid has participated in math competitions and physics competitions and won awards, so for the two courses of advanced mathematics and physics, he must be no problem. As for my professional course, this semester's professional course only has one quantitative analysis. After reading my textbook for a day, Zhong Yuan was able to start giving me lectures in a decent manner. Entered the School of Management undercover. What else can I say about this except envy and hatred.
But sometimes I also think, if Lu Zijian and I go to self-study together, surely he can help me answer the questions I don't know? And it must be better than Zhong Yuan's answer...
Well, enough gossip. It is said that when Zhong Yuan went to self-study today, he took the trouble to bring the computer into the self-study room. Zhong Yuan is a flamboyant person, so his computer is also flirtatious white. I found that this guy really likes white. Normally, he likes to wear a clean white shirt, with simple and neat short hair, which creates an illusion of "I am innocent and kind". God knows how much he is. Insidious and evil&g;_&l;
Zhong Yuan turned on the computer and asked me, "What courses did you take?"
Me: "Why do you ask this?"
Zhong Yuan opened the school's course selection system, logged in, "What else can I do?"
Khan, I knew this kid was haunted. Do you want to take the same electives as me? When you think of roll call, I will help you order your homework and I will do it for you, right? You you you you you think beautiful...
So I replied, "I won't tell you."
Zhong Yuan stared at the computer screen calmly, "Don't force me to steal your account."
I:"… "
I think Zhong Yuan is deceiving me. It's not the first time this kid has used this kind of trick. Hehe, I can't be fooled every time, can I? I still don't believe it, you are a student of the School of Management, you can barely pass the quantitative analysis of mathematics, physics and so on, you can't be good at all kinds of skills, right
Thinking of this, I sneered and said, "You steal, you steal, cut!"
"Well, you asked me to steal it." Zhong Yuan said, fiddled with the webpage for a while, and tapped the keyboard a few times, "It's done."
I stared at his computer screen in disbelief, really, really…
Zhong Yuan said flatly: "The user name is your student number, and the password is the system's default ID number. You haven't changed it... In fact, this is not considered hacking."
I stared at him with wide eyes, "How do you know my student ID number?"
Zhong Yuan: "Your meal is stuck in my hand."
So I was sad and angry.
Zhong Yuan found my class schedule, gesticulated, and said: "Without knowing the situation, you can select all the four elective courses that are the easiest to fail in the whole school at the same time. Even if you torture yourself, there is no need to be so ruthless. You are a genius." .”
I wiped my sweat and looked at him suspiciously.
Zhong Yuan flicked through the list of class schedules calmly, and said: "This, this, and this, these are all better, do you want to choose?" He said, turning his head to ask for my opinion, which is regarded as a democracy. Bundle.
Nonsense, even if I say no, you will choose me without hesitation, right
Zhong Yuan was not ashamed of his pseudo-democracy at all. He drastically deleted my original course selection and re-selected several courses for me. Later facts proved that it is indeed easier to re-select these courses.
After Zhong Yuan changed my public elective course beyond recognition, he also changed my physical education class from the original table tennis to tennis. The reason is that table tennis requires relatively high reaction speed and flexibility, and then... He looked at me sympathetically and shook his head.
Anger, am I that frustrated
After choosing the class, Zhong Yuan dug out a small flashlight-like thing from his schoolbag and gave it to me.
I took it over and looked at it carefully, "What is this?"
Zhong Yuan replied: "Electric shock device, it is said that the school has not been very peaceful recently."
Khan, this is the legendary electric shock device, this is the first time I have seen it. So I looked at Zhong Yuan with emotion, "Thank you." Although this guy is more insidious, his flaws are not hidden. Uncle Ma taught us to look at problems dialectically.
"You're welcome, as long as you behave better in the future, at least don't be mad at me."
I nodded. Is this the boss's recognition and encouragement of the employees' work? It seems that I performed well a while ago. But as for how I got angry with Zhong Yuan, I still feel baffled about it, obviously he has been angry with me, okay
I looked carefully at the small electric shock device in my hand, and asked Zhong Yuan, "How do I use this thing?"
Zhong Yuan pointed at it and gestured, "Aim here at the enemy, just press this button."
"Is that so?" I said, involuntarily following Zhong Yuan's guidance, and pressed the switch...
So in the next second, Zhong Yuan lay down on the table.
The author has something to say: So you all know what happened, right
Wangtian, who said that this article was unilaterally squeezed by Zhong Yuan, but in fact, it was basically wood that abused Zhong Yuan, from body to heart...
At the moment of tweeting, a pit with high quality and quantity: "Married" This pit was dug later than me, and now the number of words is nearly twice mine, I am ashamed&g;_&l;