Back in the dormitory at night, I reported today's battle situation to 124. When I proudly talked about how I treated Zhong Yuan, three pillows flew towards me...
I think this world is really becoming more and more miserable. Why does Zhong Yuan have more fans than Lu Zijian in the territory of the School of Chemistry
There are four people in our dormitory, and three of them have abnormal aesthetics, because they are all obsessed with Zhongyuan, although the reasons are different.
The boss likes Zhong Yuan because she thinks Zhong Yuan is very elite, good at learning, good quality and strong ability. I can't help shaking my head, this reason is really illusory. And it is said that Zhong Yuan's kid is more low-key than a ghost, how did the boss see that he has good qualities and strong abilities
Xiaoer (she refused us to call her the second child) likes Zhong Yuan because she feels that Zhong Yuan exudes an uncomfortable temperament. To be honest, I had never been in the field of danmei before I went to college, so when Xiao Er explained to me what awkwardness is, I couldn't help but laugh wildly on my hips, it turned out that Zhong Yuan was the one who was pressed by Lu Zijian, hahaha Haha... So Xiaoer, as Zhong Yuan's fan, I can still accept.
Miss Si (this is our nickname for her) likes Zhong Yuan because she doesn't like Lu Zijian. If she had to choose between the two, she had to choose Zhong Yuan. For her reasons, I would like to express my strong condemnation and contempt!
Of course, all three of them admitted that Zhong Yuan was better looking than Lu Zijian without exception, which made me even more sad and indignant.
Lu Zijian is 1.95 meters tall, Zhong Yuan? Lu Zijian has well-developed muscles, does Zhong Yuan? Lu Zijian has wheat-colored skin, does Zhong Yuan have it
Above all, do you still have the nerve to say that Zhong Yuan is more handsome than Lu Zijian? Where is he handsome
Whenever I say this, 124 will answer in unison: "Is your taste too strong?"
Not to be outdone, I said, "It's you guys who are serious about joking. You, the fourth girl, who is arguing all day to take care of the little boy? And you, the second, you are simply a slut. And you, the boss ,you you… "
The boss put his hand on his chin, gave me a charming smile, and asked elegantly and calmly, "What's wrong with me?"
I said half jealously and half sadly: "Your breasts are the biggest!"
Boss: "..."
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Here I think it is necessary for me to briefly introduce our dormitory.
There are four happy bachelors living in the 1111 dormitory, namely the eldest, the second, the third, and the fourth girl. Among them, I am Miki. This title was imposed on me by those three women. Considering that I am relatively magnanimous, I endure it.
Our four female bachelors all have our own passions. The eldest loves to study, the second loves beauty, I love money, and the fourth loves to play. Among the four of us, the eldest is the calmest, the second is the most wretched, and the fourth is the toughest. I will mention their glorious deeds later. As for me, I have no special features, a little lazy and greedy, and I live very short of money. If you have to put the word "most" on me, then I may be the one who can't laugh or cry the most...
What makes me laugh and cry is that I went to a famous university that I didn't even dare to think about before, but as a chemical idiot and a patient with severe chemical phobia, I was ruthlessly rooted in the Department of Chemistry. It's a long story.
The school I attended in high school is an ordinary county key high school. The reason why it is a county key high school is because it is the only high school in our county. This high school is the only one and the focus in our county, but in the province, it can be regarded as a gnawing bone.
When I was in the third year of high school, after several mock scores, I was basically in the 30th grade. Such a result is placed in the college entrance examination, and I am thankful to my ancestors if I can go to the first line. Therefore, when I filled out the application form, the main consideration was how to get into a good second-level school, and a B-level school. The school also deliberated a few times, just in case I can perform well. As for a class A school, I didn't think about it at all, so I just filled in a school that was extremely good. At that time, I was probably too busy, so I specially chose a few shocking majors to fill in, so my retribution came...
During the two days of the college entrance examination, I felt as if I had been possessed by an evil spirit. I always felt that the calculation speed of my brain suddenly became much faster, and even the chemistry, which I was usually extremely afraid of, seemed less hideous.
After I got the answer right after the test, I took the answer book and asked our class teacher tremblingly: "Mr. Li, this answer book can't be wrong, right?"
The head teacher is a very gentle little old lady. She pushed her eyes on the bridge of her nose, and said earnestly, "Mu'er, if you don't pass the exam, we can come for another year, and I will take you next year."
I struggled: "But why do I feel that the answers I wrote are almost the same as those in this answer book?"
The teacher in charge patted my head kindly, and said with a smile: "Stop thinking about it, let's play for a few more days during the summer vacation."
I nodded obediently, but I still felt that the development of the matter was a bit mysterious.
The night before I checked my grades, I stayed up until 11:30, and finally fell asleep. The next morning, I was woken up by the phone call from the head teacher, and the little old lady screamed and told me: Mu Er, your score in the college entrance examination is so high, your provincial ranking is so high, you should basically be able to enter the admission line of B University, etc...
It is said that it has not been such a good result for a long time.
The surprise came too suddenly, and I haven't fully adapted to it, and the disasters came one after another.
I was admitted to the Chemistry College of University B...
Chemistry, chemistry, chemistry...
On the day when the notice arrived, the principal joined forces with the village head and hired a group of people to beat gongs, drums and set off firecrackers at my door, and even put on me a big red flower that was so stupid.
I wore big red flowers to show the public amidst the din of gongs and drums, and my mind was full of those two words, chemistry, chemistry, chemistry...
I was laughing and crying like a lunatic, God of fate, you are messing with me, right
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Later, during a small chat, I asked why 124 chose chemistry. What impressed me most was Miss Si’s answer. She said: “My dad said that you can choose anything except chemistry. So I chose chemistry.” "Disobeying her father is one of the joys of the fourth girl's life.
I asked her with a glimmer of hope at the time: "Actually, you hate chemistry too, don't you?"
She held her chin and answered seriously: "It's not annoying, it's just that it's too easy to learn and a bit boring."
So I was sad and angry again.
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Well, I’m getting further away... After the guidance of the basketball master Lu Zijian, coupled with my own diligent practice, after a few days, I found that my shooting percentage has improved significantly. Even the boss who has always had a high-end vision said : "The movement of the wooden shot is a bit interesting, it can already be taken out to scare people."
Although these words are a bit nondescript, but I know she is appreciating it, so it is too beautiful, and I also treat her to a lollipop.
In the anticipation of everyone, the basketball club's shooting contest kicked off enthusiastically. There are a lot of contestants. At the beginning, I thought that there would be relatively few girls, but I didn't expect that the number of girls participating today is not less than that of boys, and there is even a faint tendency to overwhelm them. I wiped off my sweat, are the girls in B majors so passionate about basketball? Or are they all short of money
I was a little nervous, squeezed in a bunch of girls and took the time to practice shooting, and I felt pretty good for the time being. While I was practicing, I was listening to the gossip of the two girls around me.
Girl A said: "Hey, why are you here to participate in this shooting contest? I remember you can't even dribble."
Girl B replied: "I'm here to see if the handsome guy is good. I heard that Zhong Yuan and Lu Zijian are both judges for this competition."
As soon as I heard Lu Zijian's name, my ears immediately perked up, and I stopped still holding the basketball, listening carefully to their gossip. Is Lu Zijian a judge? He is so low-key, I don't even know.
At this time, girl A said again: "Yes, yes, I also heard that Zhong Yuan is the judge of the women's group, so I rushed to sign up excitedly, and now I can get in touch with idols up close." Girl A gets more and more excited.
Girl B made a cut, and said: "You Altman, Zhong Yuan really planned to sell the favor of the president of the basketball team to be the judge of the women's team, otherwise there wouldn't be so many nympho come to sign up, okay? But then Zhong Yuan didn't know what kind of evil he was, so he insisted on switching with Lu Zijian, and switched to the men's team."
Girl A asked with a little regret: "Really? Why haven't I heard of it?"
Girl B replied: "It's true, don't forget, my boyfriend is the organization director of the basketball club."
So girl A said: "Well, actually, it would be nice to get in touch with Lu Zijian."
Girl B couldn't help laughing: "You are in the player's seat, and he is in the referee's seat. How can you two get in touch?"
Girl A was embarrassed for a moment, and then started playing with girl B.
I listened to it with enthusiasm and full of longing. Lu Zijian, Lu Zijian!
Zhong Yuan, you have finally done something that I will not despise, you did a good job!
I was excited by the fact that "the referee of the women's group is Lu Zijian", when I saw Lu Zijian and Zhong Yuan approaching not far away. They stood at the entrance of the basketball court, chatting with several people from the basketball club.
I thought it was necessary for me to show my flattering spirit, so I ran over to Lu Zijian with a big smile, waved my hand reservedly, and said to him: "Hello Senior Brother Lu, please take care of me today." what."
Lu Zijian smiled at me gently and said, "Mu'er, come on."
I nodded vigorously, that expression was as flattering as possible.
At this time, Zhong Yuan suddenly glanced at me very sinisterly: "Mu Er? Your referee seems to be me?"
I looked at him with contempt: "Aren't you the referee of the men's team?"
Zhong Yuan nodded: "Yes, you know?"
I shrugged my shoulders inexplicably, and said, "Then my referee is Brother Lu, so what does it have to do with you?"
Zhong Yuan looked me up and down strangely, stared at me for a long time, and then suddenly said: "Are you a girl?"
I think his question is very strange, isn't it obvious? So I glanced at him even more disdainfully, and replied, "Nonsense!"
Zhong Yuan repeated again: "You are actually a girl?"
I glared at him: "Yeah, don't tell me you didn't see it."
Zhong Yuan glanced across my chest vaguely, and smiled contemptuously: "I really didn't see it."
I was so agitated by his eyes and words that I couldn't contain my anger, so I suddenly lost my mind and shouted out of my head: "Didn't you see it? I'm so big with an A cup, and you didn't see it?"
As soon as my words were spoken, I regretted them. Well, although I always think that my breasts are the largest in the A cup, but discussing this issue with a boy... In fact, I am a reserved person>_&l;
Sure enough, as soon as I spoke, people around me stared at me with strange eyes, as if I was a Martian who had just landed on Earth.
I was so sad and angry at the time, I really wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.
At this time, Zhong Yuan still felt that the atmosphere was not awkward enough, he was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "I really didn't realize it was such a big A cup."
I:"… "
God, if you come and kill me with lightning...