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Chapter 20: Zhong Yuan went berserk

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Because of heat stroke and evil spirits, Zhong lay in the boat tent with his eyes closed to rest his mind. I leaned against the canopy and watched Lu Zijian row the boat with relish.

Lu Zijian had let go of the oar at this time, and was slowly pushing the bottom of the lake while holding on to a penny. The open lake surface became the natural background. Standing in this background, he looked taller, mighty, handsome and handsome. The hot summer sun hit his bronze-colored skin, making him exude the masculinity and vigor unique to boys.

I looked at Lu Zijian fascinated and pursed my lips.

At this time, Zhong Yuan leaned over, bent one arm, and rested his elbow on my shoulder unceremoniously. He said lazily, "Does it look good?"

I was fascinated by it, so I answered him without thinking: "It looks good."

Zhong Yuan's chilly voice lingered in my ears: "It's not yours to look good."

I was angry, turned my face to stare at him, and shook off the arm on my shoulder by the way.

Zhong Yuan smiled triumphantly, "Why, did I hit your sore spot?"

I was ashamed and angry, but I didn't know what to say to refute, because this guy seemed to have really hit my sore spot. I leaned against the canopy and closed my eyes to rest, trying to calm myself down.

Lu Zijian is an introverted person, and he seems to be a bit slow in dealing with feelings. It is impossible to expect him to take the initiative to approach me. Well, it seems that I have to take a radical approach. Thinking of this, I opened my eyes, stood up, and walked to the side of the boat. Pretending to admire the beauty of the lake.

After casually chatting with Lu Zijian for a while, I suddenly stood up straight, pretended to be careless, and stepped overboard. The next stagger, I fell straight from the boat into the water.

The moment I fell into the water, I shouted in a shrill voice: "Brother Lu, save me!" After saying that, I fell into the water obediently, waiting for rescue.

I am now starting to admire myself for coming up with such a perfect idea in such a short period of time. In other words, in fact, I am invincible in water, and it is absolutely fine to stay underwater for half an hour without breathing. Of course, I can't let them know about it now, I have to pretend that I accidentally drowned, and then wait for Lu Zijian to stage a heroic rescue of the beauty. Imagine him worrying about pulling me out of the water, and then I couldn't wake up, and then artificial respiration...

So, we started the first step of our intimate contact. The following plot is easy to talk about, knowing the favor and repaying the body, Xu Lang's concubine and so on, ha ha, ha ha ha...

Thinking of this, I splashed a few times in the water and began to wait for rescue.

Sure enough, after a while, I was dragged out of the water. My eyes were tightly closed, my limbs were hanging limply, and I let him hold me. Lu Zijian's chest is so broad... My heart was silently drooling.

I was dragged into the boat and someone pressed my chest to force out the water I had choked on. I had to spit a few mouthfuls of water symbolically, but my eyes were still closed tightly.

Lu Zijian's voice came from above his body: "Zhong Yuan, why isn't Muer awake yet, do you want to give her artificial respiration?"

Zhong Yuan's voice was very close to me, "I'll try."

So I suddenly realized that the person who saved me was Zhong Yuan, Zhong Yuan! I opened my eyes suddenly, and saw Zhong Yuan lower his head, so I raised my hand to cover his mouth in time, and said with a smile: "Well, I... I'm fine."

Seeing me open my eyes, Zhong Yuan heaved a sigh of relief, then he took my hand away in disgust, and said angrily, "Are you actually okay from the beginning to the end?"

"No way." I got up from the board, too guilty to look at him.

"Wood!" Zhong Yuan put on a straight face, with fire in his eyes, "This kind of joke will kill people, do you know that!"

I lowered my head irritably, "I am very good at water, don't bother you."

"You..." Zhong Yuan's chest heaved greatly, which showed that he was very angry. He paused for a long time, and then said viciously, "Okay, it's my business, anyway, whether you live or die is none of my business!" After he finished speaking, he went to the stern of the boat and sat down without talking.

I was so choked by him that my heart was blocked, so I simply turned my face away from him, put my feet into the water again, and slapped the lake surface boredly.

Lu Zijian scratched his head, looked at me and Zhong Yuan suspiciously, probably because he really couldn't figure out why we quarreled. Don't talk about him, I don't know myself. It was just a joke, but he got angry when he said it. As for Zhong Yuan, I rarely see him lose his temper. Although this kid is bad, he has always had a good temper.

His mother's, really inexplicable.

Lu Zijian hesitated for a while, and finally said: "Muer, Zhong Yuan is also doing it for your own good."

I was about to speak, but Zhong Yuan on the other side of the boat turned around and yelled at Lu Zijian: "Shut up, Lu Zijian, don't talk to her in the future!"

Lu Zijian was stunned for a moment, then he shut up.

Immediately I became even more angry, Zhong Yuan, you bullied me, it's fine, why are you still bullying Lu Zijian? Did he provoke you? So my brain got hot, and I yelled back: "What's the matter with Lu Zijian?"

Zhong Yuan sneered, "What does it matter to you if I talk to Lu Zijian?"

I choked, and finally shut up in embarrassment. Bickering is not my strong point, no matter what the opponent's fighting state is, let alone Zhong Yuan is now in a state of berserk, although he is inexplicably berserk.

The atmosphere was extremely cold for a moment, the four of them did not speak, and the boat slowly swayed into the large area of lotus amidst the sound of rushing water. The fragrance of lotus flowers floated into my nose, and my mind was calmed down for a while. However, my spirit was still a little sluggish, and I hung my head and fiddled with the lotus leaves that were just a few feet away.

The fourth girl grabbed a large lotus leaf and put it on her head, which looked very funny. She was sitting next to me, holding a few huge lotus pods in her arms, peeling and eating them, and asked me if I would eat them. I shook my head, not in the mood.

The fourth girl scolded in a low voice: "Idiot."

I had good ears, and immediately caught her words, so I asked back: "What are you talking about?"

The fourth girl looked directly at me this time, and said openly: "I said you are an idiot, Zhong Yuan is really unlucky."

I rolled my eyes and replied, "Then you are still turning your elbows, why are you all talking for Zhong Yuan?"

"Nonsense," Miss Si hit me on the head with a lotus pod, "Because bystanders know, everyone knows what Zhong Yuan did to you, and what you did to Zhong Yuan."

I grabbed her lotus, "For example? Why do I feel that he has been bullying me?"

The fourth girl took another lotus pod and knocked on it, which made me very speechless. She said: "Please, Zhong Yuan thought something happened to you, can you get you out of the water? I was scared to death at the time, but fortunately he reacted quickly. You said you are good at water, but we don't know. At that time, it seemed that you just slipped into the water, and your life was in danger at any time. Who knew that you were the one who teased us in the end? The sincerity of others has become meddling to you, let alone Zhong Yuan, even I want to kick You have two feet."

I lowered my head and said hesitatingly: "I... am I going too far..."

"No? Do you dare to say that you don't? Come on, come on, tell me confidently, say you don't, say that you haven't failed others' worries, say that you haven't taken care of yourself, ignored other people's feelings, Come on, say it!"

I honestly let her knock, and said awkwardly: "I have... I was wrong..."

The fourth girl then put the lotus pod into her arms, and then peeled the lotus seeds to eat.

I suddenly realized that I had done a little too much. In fact, such a matter of human life is very dangerous and urgent in everyone's eyes. Zhong Yuan went to rescue me with good intentions, but I didn't even say thank you. Not only that, but I also dislike him for meddling in other people's business... What's more, I can't take this kind of joke, hanging others' worries about life and death, but I am having fun playing it. I am really shameless, shameless!