If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

Chapter 23: childhood sweetheart

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The two-week social practice is drawing to a close. On the last day, several of us got together and had a last supper.

The gold medal chef took out his housekeeping skills and cooked a whole fish feast for us. Steamed fish, stewed fish, grilled fish, fish head soup... Looking at the deliciousness of this table, the slight melancholy of parting in my mind was instantly forgotten by me. serious.

Miss Si is also a foodie, but because this guy ate too fast and was stupid, he was stuck in his throat by a crucian carp bone. It is well known that crucian carp has many and hard spines, and it is no joke to get stuck.

We were a little flustered at the moment, only Lu Zijian held up a flashlight calmly, and then, then put two fingers—note, hands, fingers, and head—into the fourth girl’s mouth, and he While comforting the fourth girl softly: "Don't be nervous..."

Xiao Er leaned close to my ear and whispered, "Lu Zijian is too evil!"

I:"… "

As soon as Lu Zijian's finger went in, he pulled it back out, and then there was a two-centimeter fishbone on his hand. With such a superb technique and skillful technique, everyone was amazed by Lu Zijian in an instant. It was only me, watching their interaction with resentment, without saying a word... The heroine of Lu Zijian's nth time to save the beauty is still not me...

So everyone went on to eat. Lu Zijian picked up a piece of fish, carefully shaved off the thorns on it, and put it in the fourth girl's bowl.

I've been hit so hard I can't feel it.

The next day, with the exception of Lu Zijian, everyone packed up and went home. Passerby A, boss and junior, passerby B went straight to the train station, while the other four went to the bus station.

The fourth girl was going to take a flight in city B, and Lu Zijian chose a particularly bad reason to send her to city B.

Seeing Lu Zijian and Miss Si getting into the car, I waved goodbye to them with tears in my eyes, my heart ached. At this time, the fourth girl suddenly ran down from the car. I thought she was reluctant to part with me, and wanted to hug me and say goodbye. Who knew that this guy suddenly grabbed my collar, leaned close to my ear, and said fiercely : "Hit Lu Zijian's idea again, be careful I will destroy you!"

I broke out in a cold sweat, and hastily squeezed two tears onto her shoulders.

After Siguniang and Lu Zijian left, Zhong Yuan and I were the only ones at the bus station. I scratched my head and looked at Zhong Yuan puzzled. This guy's flight to Shanghai tonight, I thought he was going to take the same bus as Lu Zijian and the others, but he mysteriously refused, which puzzled me. Everyone knows that Zhong Yuan has a thick skin. He would choose to wait for the next bus because he was embarrassed to be a light bulb

At this moment, Zhong Yuan suddenly hooked the corners of his mouth and said with a smile, "I suddenly want to travel."

I scratched my head: "Travel? Where are you going?"

Zhong Yuan: "I'm tired of seeing those places of interest and historical sites, but this time I want to go to the countryside to experience the natural scenery."

"Oh, goodbye." I said, pinching the ticket, and started looking for the car I wanted to take. It doesn't matter to me where Zhong Yuan goes or what he does, as long as he doesn't oppress me.

But Zhong Yuan said to himself: "Well, I don't know if there is a hotel in the countryside, and how much is the board and lodging per day."

I suddenly turned around and asked him, "Have you thought about where to go?"

Zhong Yuan shook his head blankly.

I said again: "Nongjiale is so popular these days, hotels in the countryside are very expensive, okay? Hey, how much is your psychological price per day?"

Zhong Yuan stretched out two fingers and made a gesture of scissors hands.

I akimbo: "Twenty? Are you dreaming?"

Zhong Yuan smiled: "Two hundred."

I:"… "

Zhong Yuan: "So, can you recommend me a fun place?"

I grabbed his wrist and said proudly: "Follow me, let's go!"

I regret abducting Zhong Yuan back to our house. To be honest, although I have always thought that the scenery of our village is good, but it is more or less mixed with emotional factors. Zhong Yuan claims to be used to traveling in mountains and rivers. Can it come into his eyes. Of course, whether he likes it or not is not the key, the key point is that I am afraid that he will not give me money because he is not satisfied...

Forget about doing one thing and not doing two things endlessly, let's just let the bad guys do it to the end. So before I got out of the car, I opened my hand to him, "Take a week's money as a deposit first."

Zhong Yuan flipped through his wallet, "I only have 1,000 yuan in cash, can I use my card?"

"Forget it, one thousand is one thousand, because you are an acquaintance."

Zhong Yuan handed over the money and looked at me with a smile, "Really?"

I took it with a guilty conscience, avoiding his gaze. I'm really not fit to be a bad guy.

My dad knew that I was coming back today, so he didn't go to Zhang Sanye's house at the east end of the village to play, but sat alone under the big poplar tree in front of my house to enjoy the cool air.

When Zhong Yuan and I walked to the door of our house, my father waved the cattail fan in his hand, looked past me, and looked back and forth at Zhong Yuan. After looking at him for a long time, he finally said: "Girl, is this a son-in-law's visit?"

I:"… "

My dad can be a bit cranky sometimes, but most of the time it's normal. At this moment, I wiped off my sweat and said to him: "Dad, this man is staying at our house temporarily, you don't need to worry about it, as long as he is not hungry to death."

Zhong Yuan had already stepped forward, bowed respectfully towards my father, and called "Uncle", as obediently as a primary school student.

This time my dad couldn't close his mouth with joy. Zhong Yuan is so good at pretending, I suspect he must have read Passerby B's "Complete Installation Manual" and definitely memorized it by heart.

I ignored the interaction between the old and the young, and dragged the suitcase into the yard. The house my dad and I live in now is luxurious, but it doesn't belong to me. It’s said that my dad has a brother from Bameng, who made a fortune a few years ago and built such a house, which is very well decorated from front to back. After not staying for a few days, his family bought another villa in the county town, so the whole family moved to the villa, and the house became vacant. The uncle and my father have always had a good relationship, and they can share everything except his wife. At that time, he felt that the house was empty and it was empty, so he strongly urged my father to move in. In this way, we bid farewell to those two gray huts that can almost be called cultural relics.

Having said that, I have to say that my dad lived a miserable life in the first half of his life. Fortunately, there are some noble people to help.

My dad was a mason when he was young. When he was building a house for someone, he fell off a construction frame and broke his arm. He has been unable to do heavy work since then. At that time, there was no insurance and no contract, so this kind of thing can only be considered unlucky. Later, my dad's wife—not my mother—felt that he had no future, so she eloped with a gangster from out of town who ran a barber shop in the village, and took away most of the family's money and valuables. Then my dad came down as a bachelor. So far my dad is not considered the most unlucky, the big deal is that without his wife, he can still support himself, feed the whole family by himself, and a bachelor has the chic and happiness of a bachelor. Until one day, God threw an unwanted child to him, adding unnecessary burden to him.

This unwanted child is me.

Speaking of this matter, my dad and I really have a fate. It is said that one day nineteen years ago, my dad was weeding in the field, suddenly there was a strong wind, lightning and thunder, and heavy rain. At that time, the whole sky was so dark that you couldn't see your fingers. My dad watched too much "Journey to the West", and thought there was a monster coming, so he ran home dragging his hoe. Then something miraculous happened. It was said that it was raining heavily and thundering, and my dad heard a baby crying amidst so much noise... I have to say that this is really a miracle.

Later, my dad picked up the unlucky child who was thrown on the side of the road and brought it home. That unlucky child was me.

My father didn't have the spirit of picking up the money and didn't hand it over to the police, so he hid it privately and raised it as his own daughter. It is said that my dad was in a very good mood when he came home that day, so he happily cooked a few dishes and invited some good friends to drink together. The brothers asked him what name he gave the baby. My dad was eating a piece of fungus at the time, so with a big wave of his hand, he called him Muer, and his surname happened to be Mu.

This is the origin of me. I can't say it's a legend, it can only be said to be miraculous. Monkey King also knows that he jumped out of the rock, but I don't know where I came from.

Well, I got excited and pulled away... By the way, my dad led me into the house at this time, and I only heard his "uncle" on the left and the "uncle" on the right barking so sweetly, what kind of dogleg is it? He is like this &g;_&l;

Zhong Yuan's room is next to mine. After my dad settled him down, he took Zhong Yuan to drink tea and chat in the living room. I sat on a small bench and watched TV while eating watermelon.

Zhong Yuan dug out a palm-sized satin box from the suitcase, and handed it to my dad with both hands, "Uncle, I don't know what to give you when we meet for the first time. I can like it."

My dad took the box with a smile, and kept praising Zhong Yuan for being polite, praising him for being sensible, praising him for how he looked and how pleasing to the eye...

I couldn't calm down anymore, and pulled Zhong Yuan aside, "Hey, why do you want to give my dad something?"

Zhong Yuan replied blankly: "I hit it off with my uncle."

I said vigilantly: "You... don't think that you don't have to pay for board and lodging if you send some gifts!"

Zhong Yuan frowned, "Wu Mu, do you like money that much?"

I always blushed, "This, this is a matter of principle..."

Zhong Yuan: "If someone gave you 200 million, would you just marry him?"

I glared at him, "Am I like that? Besides, my dad said that I'm not allowed to marry a rich man."

Zhong Yuan looked at me with twinkling eyes, "Why?"

I just wanted to talk, but I saw my dad stretching his neck and looking towards us, and suddenly realized that it was really unkind for the two of us to neglect his old man, so I had no choice but to pull Zhong Yuan back. I squatted beside my dad and opened the beautiful box, only to see two walnuts lying inside, bright red, like two agate stones, very beautiful. I took out the two walnuts and weighed them to make sure they were indeed walnuts, so I breathed a sigh of relief. Anyway, these two walnuts are not worth a lot of money, so I don't have to worry about being embarrassed to accept Zhong Yuan's board and lodging expenses.

Of course, my dad was pestered by an antique collector for more than a month to collect his two walnuts. At that time, my dad was very glad that he didn't break open these two cute little guys and eat them.

Thanks to Zhong Yuan, my dad didn't go to Mr. Zhang's house to talk about the mountains all afternoon, so he couldn't wait to go after dinner. My dad doesn't like to brag, but he likes to tell others how his girl is, especially after I was admitted to a rare university. Of course, parents like this, and I understand this very well. Today he held the two walnuts that Zhong Yuan gave him and went to Mr. Zhang's house with great arrogance. I was afraid that he would say that his son-in-law gave them to him in agitation. He could do such a thing >_&l;

After Mr. Zhang left, Brother Zhang Xu, who was the same age as me but a few months older than me next door, came to chat with me. My brother Zhang Xu and I are actually quite destined. We have always been in the same class from elementary school to junior high school to high school. Normally, he is the class monitor and I am the study committee member. Of course, in high school, I didn’t study well because I was not good enough. Committee member, but he is the squad leader as always.

But then some embarrassing things happened between me and him, so we are not as close as before. He came to see me today, and the two of us didn't say anything. He sat for a while and left.

After Brother Zhang Xu left, Zhong Yuan looked at his back and asked me meaningfully: "My childhood sweetheart?"