I was sitting in the living room, eating watermelon, and thinking about how to laugh at Zhong Yuan's little brother.
To be honest, except for the occasional glance when the second child watched GV, in reality, I have never seen an adult male, so I don't know how to laugh at it. But those people in Xiao Er's GV are... so ugly.
I was thinking wildly, my dad came back with two bitter gourds in his hand. As soon as he entered the door, he said to me: "Let's eat cold bitter gourd for lunch today, and worship the little atom. I saw that he had a nosebleed yesterday."
I gritted my teeth and said, "It's good, it's good for him to bleed like a river."
My dad shook his head and sighed: "What kind of hatred do you have with him? I think he's a pretty good kid."
I was speechless, it seemed that my dad was also captured by that fellow Zhong Yuan. Knowing Zhong Yuan for so long, I found that this guy has a specialty, that is, he always has a way to make others treat him well without knowing it, and he is very willing, which is even more terrifying than the magic method.
Of course, considering that I am a strong-willed person, I will not be deceived by him.
…
At night, Zhong Yuan was taking a bath.
Although Zhong Yuan locked the bathroom door, the bathroom window was open for ventilation, and of course the curtain was drawn in front of the window.
I sneaked down in front of the bathroom window and pulled the curtains aside. Zhong Yuan was taking a shower facing the window, he was obviously startled when he saw the curtains being pulled open.
I lay down in front of the window, quickly glanced at Zhong Yuan's lower body, and then looked away. Because it was too fast, I didn't see clearly, don't ask me why I didn't look carefully, I'm afraid. I am such a reserved and pure person, because I have to peek at other people's bathing now, I really don't have the guts to stare at other people's private places, although I really want to see it>_&l;
Zhong Yuan was stunned for a moment, and asked, "What are you doing?"
My eyes drifted, and I mustered up the courage to sneer: "It's so ugly!" After speaking, I waited for Zhong Yuan's reaction.
However, Zhong Yuan didn't have the furious or depressed reaction I expected, he just tilted his head slightly, and asked suspiciously: "What?"
I felt something was wrong and ran away in a hurry.
I went back to the room and sent Xiao Er a text message: "I said, why didn't he respond?"
Xiao Er quickly replied to me: "What did you say?"
Me: "It's so ugly."
Xiao Er: "Idiot, how many times have I said that the key to that thing is the size, not the aesthetics."
Me: "How about that?"
Xiao Er: "Just tell him, oh, you are so small, smaller than a AA battery, you can't even see it unless you look carefully, you are simply a natural eunuch."
Me: "Okay, I'll try."
I was about to kill again when there was a knock on the door outside the room.
I opened the door and saw Zhong Yuan standing at the door. His hair was still wet, his body was steaming, and his expression was a little lazy. Seeing me open the door, this guy walked into my room with no manners and closed the door for me. He folded his arms, looked at me with a slight frown, and asked, "You said I was ugly just now? Why am I ugly?"
I felt guilty for no reason, "I was wrong, you are not ugly."
"Well," Zhong Yuan nodded in satisfaction, "then why did you peek at me taking a shower? You really want to see it?"
I took a step back, ruthlessly said, "I actually want to say, I want to say... Zhong Yuan, your little brother is so small!"
Zhong Yuan's face darkened, and he took a step closer to me, "What did you say?"
I stepped back, "I said you are so small, even smaller than a AA battery, you can't see it unless you look carefully."
Zhong Yuan took another step forward, getting closer and closer to me, his eyes flashed slightly, and after a while, he suddenly raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised, "You watched carefully? Are you sure you saw clearly?"
I became nervous for no reason, and stammered and replied: "Of course I can see clearly, you are simply a natural eunuch!"
Zhong Yuan continued to approach me, and I involuntarily retreated step by step, and finally retreated into the corner. Zhong Yuan raised one arm to support the wall, trapping me in a small space. He lowered his head and kept his face very close to mine. I suddenly felt an invisible aura oppressing me, making me almost breathless. I lowered my head and said nervously, "What do you want..."
Zhong Yuan turned his face slightly, leaned close to my ear and said coolly: "How small is it? Do you want to measure it with a ruler?"
I froze, I didn't expect this guy to make such a brazen move, "No, no, no, no need?"
"Why don't you use it, please be a bit academic, okay?" Zhong Yuan said, retracting his arm. He lowered his head and lifted up his T-shirt, and buttoned the waistband of his casual shorts with both hands.
I was startled, "what are you doing?"
Zhong Yuan lowered his head and replied: "What else can we do? Of course it's measuring. Well, let's make a visual inspection first." As he spoke, he had already unbuttoned his shorts and was about to unzip them.
I hurriedly grabbed his hand and held on tightly, "I really don't need to..."
Zhong Yuan didn't struggle, he raised his head and looked at me with twinkling eyes, "Wu Mu, I'm not a gentleman, you force me again and again, I have to do something obscene in response to you. "
Khan, you are the one who says you are a gentleman, and you are the one who says you are not. Of course, I'm not in the mood to argue with him about these things at this time, I just grabbed his hand and said painfully: "Zhong Yuan, I'm wrong, can't I?"
Zhong Yuan raised the corner of his mouth slightly, and said, "Where did you go wrong?"
I bit the bullet and replied, "I shouldn't have peeked at you."
Zhong Yuan was obviously not very satisfied, "What else?"
Me: "Uh, and..."
Zhong Yuan raised his eyebrows and looked at me, "I'm very young?"
I blushed and shook my head quickly: "It's not small, it's not small at all."
Zhong Yuan: "Not young?"
I nodded dog-leggedly, "Big, big, big."
Zhong Yuan withdrew his hand from mine.
He raised his arms to support the wall again, and his whole body suddenly leaned forward, almost touching my body, and I felt a little difficult to breathe. He raised his other hand and gently scratched my chin, then smiled and said, "Wu Mu, you are so bad."
I:"… "
I want to kill him&g;_&l;
Later, Zhong Yuan teased me for a while, probably enough, he rubbed my head and said, "If you don't see clearly, you don't have the right to speak. Besides, you will know the size when you experience it yourself." , and float away.
Leaving me alone in the corner, silently asking the heavens, there are only two lines of tears. It is estimated that only Zhong Yuan can say such brazen words. Fortunately, he once claimed to be a gentleman.
Before going to bed at night, I received a text message from Xiao Er. "I forgot to tell you that after you said those things, something could happen at your own peril," she said.
I once again had the urge to kill someone.
This incident teaches us, don't try to play hooligans with hooligans, otherwise you will die miserably.
This incident also taught us that Xiaoer's idea is unreliable.