As soon as I walked into Zhong Yuan's room, I lowered my head and took the initiative to admit my mistake, "Zhong Yuan, I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Zhong Yuan's voice was flat, without any anger, "What's wrong?"
I looked up at him reverently, and said, "I shouldn't be angry at you, and I shouldn't have misinterpreted your kindness. I don't work hard at ordinary times, and I often ignore your feelings... I always think you are a pervert," I said. Seeing that Zhong Yuan's face was turning black again, he added, "Actually, you are not, uh, how could you be a pervert, how can a pervert be so handsome..."
As soon as the narcissistic Zhong Yuan heard the word "handsome", he immediately cheered up, his face was no longer tense, his eyes began to shine, and even the corners of his mouth were covered with a faint smile.
I secretly made a note in my heart that Zhong Yuan likes others to praise him for being handsome.
Seeing that Zhong Yuan's mood improved, I took the opportunity to say, "Uh, what, can you forgive me?"
Zhong Yuan raised the corner of his mouth, smiled slightly, and replied, "What do you think? What else can I do to you."
Uh, although these words sound weird, Zhong Yuan seems to mean to forgive me. So I got excited, kept praising Zhong Yuan for his generosity, and then said hypocritically: "Actually, I want to do something to make up for it." will really...
Sure enough, Zhong Yuan took a bag and handed it to me, saying: "That's just right, let's make it up."
I took the bag nervously, and took a look at the contents. It was a newly bought blank cross-stitch. The pattern seemed to be two small fishes playing in the sea.
Zhong Yuan reminded me: "You promised me that you would give me a big one."
I unfolded the cross-stitch, and immediately wanted to cry, "But this one is too big, right?" What you liked at the beginning was a mobile phone chain, but this one is obviously a pillow!
Zhong Yuan frowned, "There is no sincerity at all."
I was speechless, hesitated for a long time, and finally gritted my teeth and said: "Okay, okay, I will do it. Of course I must do what I promised you at the beginning. But I have never played this game, and it is too big. Know when you can embroider.”
Zhong Yuan waved his hand very generously, "There is no rush."
So I hugged this pillow and cross-stitched, and walked out of Zhong Yuan's room dumbfounded.
How things turned out like this, I have never been able to understand.
The next day, Zhong Yuan returned the empty basket to me, and there were no plums left. I asked him if he ate all of it, but he still didn’t admit it, and I knew he ate it all if he didn’t admit it, this person is really hypocritical and greedy!
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In the summer afternoon, it is a bit muggy. Knowing that she sang songs tirelessly, the singing made people feel irritable. I sat under the sycamore tree, embroidering cross-stitch stitch by stitch, saying that this thing is really difficult to embroider, and my eyes are almost blurred. Because of the wrong embroidery, I have taken it apart several times, and it was more painful when I took it apart than when I embroidered it. His mother, Zhong Yuanjing will find these cruel methods to torture me, I must owe him in my previous life.
And what was this clock doing? Don't mention this, it makes me even angrier. At this time, he was lying leisurely on the hanging bed that originally belonged to me with his eyes closed and earphones plugged into his ears. His expression was so leisurely and content that my eyes burst into flames. On the table next to him, there are laptops, a plate of fruit, a fruit knife, and a bottle of toilet water. This kind of hedonistic life is firmly despised by the people.
I put aside the cross stitch and stood up from the small bench.
Zhong Yuan opened his eyes very sensitively and looked at me, "What are you doing?"
I rubbed my hands and replied: "I'm thirsty, pick a tomato and eat it, what do you want?"
Zhong Yuan closed his eyes again, and lazily replied: "Okay."
Ignoring the man's fire-breathing attitude, I turned and walked towards the vegetable garden in the backyard.
Zhong Yuan suddenly called me from behind, "Come back."
I walked back impatiently and stood beside him, "What else do you want?"
Zhong Yuan sat up from the hanging bed, took the toilet water on the side, and sprayed it on me a few times without saying anything. The smell of toilet water was too strong, and it made me cough.
After Zhong Yuan sprayed toilet water, he waved his hand in satisfaction, still with Huang Shiren's expression, "Go."
So I went obediently.
There are a lot of mosquitoes in the vegetable garden, but because I have just sprayed a lot of toilet water on my body, no mosquito dares to approach me... Zhong Yuan is a bit conscientious, but when I think of the way he exploits and squeezes me, I think of him sleeping in a hammock and listening to music. But I sit on a small bench and embroider cross-stitch, and I still feel angry. So I only picked a big ripe tomato, and picked a green pepper by the way.
After washing the tomatoes and peppers, I happily ran back to Zhong Yuan. Zhong Yuan was still lying on the hanging bed, still shaking, when he saw me, the corner of his mouth hooked slightly, and said: "Is it so fun to pick a tomato?"
I smiled and said, "Zhong Yuan, close your eyes."
Zhong Yuan took a deep look at me, a beautiful arc formed at the corner of his mouth, and he actually closed his eyes.
I suppressed my excitement and said, "Open your mouth."
Zhong Yuan quickly opened his mouth.
"Open it up a little bit, yes, that's it." As I spoke, I broke open the chili pepper and scooped out all the chili seeds inside. The hottest part of this kind of chili grown in my house is the chili seed. After I dug out the chili seeds, I threw them all into Zhong Yuan's mouth, then squinted my eyes and waited for the good show.
Sure enough, Zhong Yuan's mouth moved, and then he realized that something was wrong. He sat up from the sling, bent over and vomited violently, spitting out all the chili seeds in his mouth, coughing while spitting out . It's a pity that no matter how fierce he vomited, it was too late. The spicy taste of those chili seeds must have spread.
I watched from the side, and I couldn't help laughing, holding my stomach, Zhong Yuan, Zhong Yuan, you also have a day when I tortured you? Sure enough, it feels so good to torture others, no wonder this pervert tortures me all day long!
While vomiting, Zhong Yuan raised his eyes to look at me. His eyes were so sharp that I felt a shiver run down my spine. I coughed dryly twice, suddenly a little scared, what if this guy takes revenge on me...
Zhong Yuan sat upright/body/body, his chest heaved violently, showing his anger at this moment.
I stopped laughing, and said with erratic eyes: "I, that... um..."
Before I could say anything, my mouth was suddenly blocked, and when I realized what was going on, my mind went blank.
Zhong Yuan, he he he he he...
He was covering my mouth with his own mouth at this time, his lips kept rubbing against my lips, and he even bit me! After biting, he stuck out his tongue and licked and licked...
I froze on the spot, and it took a while before I came back to my senses. I shook my head and struggled, reaching out to push him hard.
Zhong Yuan felt my dissatisfaction, he let go of me, but still supported my shoulders with both hands. He looked down at me with twinkling eyes, and asked softly, "How does it feel?"
It’s okay if he doesn’t say it, but when he said it, I realized the feeling on my lips at this moment—one word, it hurts!
I am very sensitive to chili, and I almost never eat spicy food. At this time, the chili in my mouth was stained and attacked me again, naturally bringing that spicy taste to my lips. Now I only feel a burning pain in my mouth, as if a kind of hot sand has been rubbed over it, and it seems that there are many small wounds seeping salt water in, the pain is so painful that my whole body is about to burn, the pain makes me cry It's about to fall. And once my lips get hot peppers, they often swell for a whole day, like having two pieces of sausage in my mouth, how can I see people.
While wailing, I gritted my teeth and said vaguely to Zhong Yuan: "You bastard, king of flow, beast! You actually used this kind of desolation to protect me, you are so humane!" (Friendship Explanation: You bastard, eie, beast! You actually used this method to retaliate against me, you are simply inhumane!)
For me, chili is the most cruel weapon, okay, and it's mouth to mouth! God, I'm such a pure person, but I didn't even send my first kiss, okay
Zhong Yuan also seemed a little confused, there was a trace of panic in his eyes, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, I..."
Facts speak louder than words, and I don't want to listen to this smooth-tongued guy explaining. I turned my head and walked away, saying angrily as I walked: "I don't want to talk to you anymore, woooo..." (Friendly explanation: I don't want to talk to you anymore)
Zhong Yuan grabbed my wrist, blushed a little, and said in a very anxious tone, "Don't be angry, I won't be like this next time."
I shook his hand angrily, "Do you want another time?"
Zhong Yuan lowered his head, but did not let go of the hand that was holding my wrist. He hung his head and said sullenly, "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it."
I am a soft-hearted person who is too soft-hearted. At this moment, seeing his appearance of an elementary school student obediently admitting his mistake, the anger in my heart was inexplicably extinguished again. Well, although he knew that I don't eat spicy food, he didn't know that I was so sensitive to chili. Maybe he was just playing a prank just now, and he didn't expect that I could be so painful. Well, in fact, it doesn’t seem to be a big deal. Of course, I still find it difficult to accept his way, but it seems that it was my fault in the first place. I shouldn’t have put chili seeds in his mouth. I did it myself…
Thinking of this, I had no choice but to blame myself for not living up to expectations, while sighing in pain: "Zhong Yuan, Zhong Yuan, how much do I owe you for being in the top position..." (Friendly explanation: The top position = the previous life)
Zhong Yuan also followed my example and sighed, "I owe you."
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I lay carelessly on the hanging bed, still twisting and turning. The hammock is more comfortable than the bench. I sacrificed my mouth for this status.
Zhong Yuan was sitting on the small bench, beside me. He was holding a medicine bottle, and said in a low voice, "Lie down and don't move." His voice was rare and gentle, and he really was a good boy who corrected when he knew his mistakes.
Zhong Yuan held the medicine bottle in his right hand and a cotton swab in his left hand, dipped the swelling medicine on the cotton swab, and rubbed it gently on my lips. His strength was very light, but I still gasped in pain, hissing.
However, apart from the pain, I began to marvel at the richness of Zhong Yuan's suitcase, which even contained swelling medicine.
I was humming and enjoying Zhong Yuan's service with my eyes closed, when suddenly a voice said, "What are you doing? What's wrong with you, Moore?"
I opened my eyes and saw Zhang Xu coming again with a basket. His appearance and demeanor reminded me of the little girl picking mushrooms again.
It is a habit in our village that the villagers' yards are open during the day, and they do not shy away from people coming in suddenly. Of course, if you have any private activities, you can do it in the house. If someone wants to enter your house, you have to knock on the door first, or shout twice in the yard.
So although Zhang Xu came a bit suddenly at this time, it was not abrupt, but I always felt awkward in my heart.
I just sat up and wanted to talk, but Zhong Yuan answered him: "It's nothing, it's all because of my carelessness just now, cough cough..." He said, coughing twice in embarrassment.
When he coughed, I thought of our mouth to mouth just now, and my face immediately burned. Zhong Yuan, this beast, ruined my first kiss!
"I... I'm here to deliver some peaches to you. They are freshly picked from my uncle's home." He said, and put the bamboo basket on the table.
I saw an inexplicable light flashing in his eyes, and his face was still a little red. I guess he was thinking about it too. Forget it, let him think whatever he likes, I'm already powerless...
After Zhang Xu put down the bamboo basket, Zhong Yuan asked him with a sense of ownership: "Do you have anything else to do?"
"No, no more." After Zhang Xu finished speaking, he left in a hurry.
After Zhang Xu left, Zhong Yuan applied medicine to me and muttered in a low voice, "Why hasn't this guy given up yet?"
I blinked my eyes and replied: "I guess it's him who doesn't give up, he just sends it if he asks him." (Friendly reminder: Wow=Mom, Don't=No)
Zhong Yuan said: "Who told you to talk, don't move."
I:"… "
After Zhong Yuan finished applying the medicine to me, I opened my eyes wide and stretched my neck, looking eagerly at the juicy peaches in the basket, really wanting to eat them.
Zhong Yuan moved Taozi away, imitating my father's tone, "Please be a little bit more moral, please."
I stared straight at Taozi, and said in pain: "But, it would be a pity not to eat it." If you eat them all, it would be even more pity~~~~ (&g;_&l;)~~~~
Zhong Yuan walked to the door with the basket, and greeted the children who were playing outside, "Baozhu, come here, this is for you to eat, and take the basket to Zhang Xu's house after eating."
Xiao Baozhu happily took the basket, said "Thank you Brother Yuan", and ran away.
With two sausage mouths open, I looked at Xiao Baozhu's back resentfully.
Zhong Yuan sat back on the small bench, raised his hand and rubbed my head, "I'll buy it for you tomorrow."
…
Zhong Yuan had the courage to admit his mistake, and as compensation to me, I have been occupying the hammock for the past few days. In fact, what I want to say is that it was originally mine...
Therefore, when we are in the shade, the hammock belongs to me and the small bench belongs to Zhong Yuan. He sits on a small bench, sometimes surfs the Internet, plays games and so on, while I lie on the bed, and of course I don’t embroider that Lao Shizi’s cross-stitch anymore. It's easy to get sleepy when you have nothing to do.
This afternoon, I wandered leisurely and leisurely, and fell asleep again in a daze. Of course this is not the point, the point is that I had a dream, I have never had such a clear dream.
I dreamed that I was eating the crystal pig tongue made by Chef Li in the Li's Restaurant at the west end of the village. Chef Li's crystal pig tongue is made as smooth as crystal pigskin jelly, and it is fragrant and delicious. It is one of my favorites.
I was dreaming that I was putting a piece of crystal pig tongue in my mouth and tasting it. I have never felt so full in my dreams, as if I really had a piece of slippery pig tongue in my mouth. But my lungs seemed to be blocked and I couldn't breathe, so I had to wake up.
I opened my eyes and took a few breaths, and it became much easier immediately. But I always feel that the feeling of eating pig's tongue just now is so real, the feeling of flipping back and forth with a slippery thing in my mouth seems to be still there. I involuntarily reached out and stroked my lips, and found that my lips were still wet, uh, I guess I just dreamed that I was excited, so I licked it by myself, it’s so embarrassing
I carefully looked at Zhong Yuan at the side, hoping he wouldn't notice that I was so greedy that I licked my lips in a dream, but what did I see? God!
Zhong Yuan was peeling a peach preoccupied. No, that’s not the point. The point is that he cut his hands without realizing it. He continued to peel the peach. The blood from his hands stained the peach. That scene was so violent.
I stared at this eerie scene with wide eyes in disbelief, momentarily forgetting to remind him. At this time, Zhong Yuan's eyes were fixed, his cheeks were flushed, obviously he was not in the mood. Poor Taozi was abused terribly by him, and of course his fingers were equally horrific...
"Zhong Yuan? Zhong Yuan?" I called him worriedly.
"Huh?" Zhong Yuan turned to look at me, his eyes a little flustered.
At this time, I didn't care how weird his expression was, but pointed to his hand and said, "Your hand is cut, is it okay?"
Zhong Yuan looked down, and immediately put the fruit knife and peaches aside, his eyes were still staring at his fingers, "No, nothing."
I went into the room to get a band-aid and purple potion, and while helping him treat the wound, I said, "Zhong Yuan, are you suffering from heat stroke? Why is your face so red, you don't even know if you cut your finger."
Zhong Yuan didn't answer my question directly, but said: "Are you asleep?" His voice was a bit ethereal.
I hummed, and cleaned his wound with toilet paper and clean water. The wound was quite deep, and I didn't know what this guy was thinking, but he didn't feel any pain at all.
Zhong Yuan asked again: "Are you... dreaming?"
I hummed again, stained with purple potion, and applied it to his wound.
Zhong Yuan's voice suddenly became soft like silk, "What did you dream about?"
"Uh," I was a little embarrassed, "I dreamed of eating pig tongue."
Zhong Yuan suddenly withdrew his hand, he stared at me sullenly, the corners of his mouth twitched a bit.
I was taken aback by his sudden change of expression, "What's wrong with you?"
Zhong Yuan ignored me, stood up and walked away.
I followed him and said, "What's the matter with you, the bandage hasn't been put on yet."
Zhong Yuan didn't turn his head back, "I can't die."
I was angry, I didn't know what I did wrong again, "Hey, what's the matter with you?"
Zhong Yuan replied in a deep voice: "Don't follow me, I'm afraid I will strangle you to death."
I:"… "
Whoever I provoke provoked me!