If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

Chapter 30: There is a tragedy

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Zhong Yuan finally showed kindness in the last half month of summer vacation and stopped torturing me, and flew back to Shanghai. It is said that his parents are both abroad, and there is only one grandfather who stayed behind in Shanghai.

I didn't stay idle for the remaining half month, but went back to school and participated in the school's orientation this year. As a young man who loves the party, loves the country and has the spirit of serving the people, I certainly will not be as selfish and hedonistic as Zhong Yuan.

The orientation was very successful, and the juniors were very friendly. The only downside was that they always got my gender wrong. When a group of girls surrounded me screaming "Senior, you are so cute", I was really messed up.

My hair is about five centimeters now, and because it is relatively soft, it has been able to hang down obediently, instead of like a vigorously growing prickly pear as before. Although the beauty has increased, it is still too short, with broken bangs, thin sideburns, and soft short hair. When I look at myself in the mirror, sometimes I have a feeling of "this is a boy". illusion. What's more, the most unbearable thing for me is that the uniform uniform issued by the school is a big and loose T-shirt. When I put it on, my "largest A cup" size does not show any advantages at all. It is easy to be overlooked when it is time&g;_&l;

After a few days, after being numb by being called "senior brother" by my juniors, I was able to face all this calmly. When they waved to me and said "Brother is so handsome", I would usually smile calmly and say "Thank you".

As for gender or something, that's all floating clouds.

So, when someone called out my gender correctly, I was so moved that I almost wept with joy, oh my god, I can see that I have a clue!

I just sent a schoolgirl to the dormitory that day, and when I came back I felt tired and hot, so I swiped Zhong Yuan’s campus card and bought a box of cold yogurt, which I sipped happily.

When I passed a blue sports car, I felt a little strange. I don't know who is so capable that he even drove the car to the teaching area. I really want to point to the sign that says "Motor vehicles are prohibited here".

As I thought about it, I accidentally looked at the car twice. At this moment, the door of the sports car opened suddenly, and a person stepped out of the car. As soon as I saw this person, I felt very kind.

Because his hair is very short, with a layer of short hair that is tightly attached to the scalp, it reminds me of me a few months ago, and my eye sockets are a little moist.

The man walked towards me with long legs, walked up to me, stood still, smiled at me friendly, and said, "Excuse me, senior sister, how do I get to the freshman registration office?"

I looked at him stupidly and didn't speak.

The man was surprised, "Senior Sister? Senior Sister?"

"Uh," I swallowed, and asked suspiciously, "How did you recognize me as a woman at a glance?"

He froze for a moment, then said with a smile: "I have a pair of eyes that are good at finding beautiful women."

This sentence was very helpful to me, so I decided to take him to report to the scene in person.

He turned around and took out a suitcase from the car, dragging it beside me. I was still a little surprised, and asked as I walked, "You have the ability to drive the car here, so why don't you know where the report is?"

He frowned and replied, "I want to get rid of that guy in the car."

I don't understand, "The guy in the car?"

He explained: "The driver."

I turned my head to look at his sports car again, but I didn't realize that there was another person on it just now.

He said from the side: "How is my car?"

I nodded and said, "Not bad."

He smiled and said, "Where is it good?"

"Uh," I scratched my head, "it's huge."

he:"… "

Khan, I never knew about these, okay?&g;_&l;

He said melancholy: "You are special."

I was embarrassed, and said without words: "Since you don't like your driver, why did you bring him here?"

He frowned deeper, and after a moment of silence, he replied, "I don't have a driver's license."

Uh, I understood in an instant, I guess he hasn't turned eighteen yet. So I smiled very understandingly and said nothing.

But he was a little dissatisfied, and hurriedly said: "I can get it in one month."

I nodded cordially, "My child, congratulations."

He was even more dissatisfied, "I'm not a child... By the way, my name is Su Yan, may I ask Fang's name?"

The word "Fang Ming" made me feel very embarrassed, so I replied very reservedly: "My name is Muer."

"Muer?" He pondered for a moment, then looked up at me, "Muer, do you have a boyfriend?"

I almost choked on the yogurt, "Ahem, you...please call me Senior Sister."

Su Yan: "Muer."

Me: "Call me Senior Sister."

Su Yan: "Muer."

I:"… "

Well, let Muer be Muer, some people call me Wood, I am very generous &g;_&l;

Seeing that I acquiesced to his insistence, Su Yan repeated his question again: "Mu'er, do you have a boyfriend?"

I was powerless, scratched my head, and replied: "Others say there is, but actually there isn't."

He seemed even more powerless, "What do you mean?"

I asked him back, "What do you mean?" How can someone ask someone if they have a boyfriend when they meet for the first time? My sister is so reserved.

He looked straight at me, and said without reservation: "I want to chase you."

I almost lost my footing, stepped back and looked at him with wide eyes, "Hey, how long have we known each other?"

Su Yan looked at his watch, "Ten minutes."

Khan Zhi, you are going to chase after me after only knowing each other for ten minutes, should I lament that I am charming, or should I lament that I met a lunatic

Considering that the person in front of me is a junior brother who needs to be cared for, as a senior sister, I am too embarrassed to bully him too much, so I had to ask tactfully, "Why? Why are you chasing me?"

He looked at me innocently, "Why do you need to chase girls?"

I:"… "

I can see it, the minds of the two of us seem to be not in the same galaxy, no, his mind is not in the solar system. I squeezed my forehead and sighed: "Student, have you ever chased after a girl before?"

"No." He shook his head.

I am relieved, it seems that I am a simple child, and I can't be too demanding on others.

At this time, he added: "It's usually other girls chasing me."

I:"… "

I asked again: "Then have you promised him?"

He nodded, "If you look good, agree."

I was speechless again, as expected, boys judge people by their appearance, "Then how many girlfriends did you have before?"

He thought for a while, and replied in embarrassment: "I don't know, I haven't counted them."

I:"… "

I scratched my hair and said irritably: "Then you don't chase me, you just wait to be chased by countless beauties, young, handsome, brother!"

He was not intimidated by my aura at all, and said solemnly: "But, as soon as I saw you, I wanted to chase you."

I:"… "

I suppressed a mouthful of blood in my throat, and said earnestly to this outrageously weird junior brother: "My child, under normal circumstances, everyone only chases after someone when they like her, understand?"

"I'm not a child," he continued, shaking his head stubbornly, "then, does it mean that I like you because I want to chase you?"

I:"… "

Brother, your thinking is too meticulous&g;_&l;

I really have the urge to run away now, this handsome guy really makes me vomit blood, sir, I won't serve you anymore!

He suddenly reached out to hold my hand, looked at me sincerely, and said, "Muer, take me to report, I don't know the way."

When he said this, I felt a little narrow-minded. Maybe my junior brother just said casually, how could I abandon him because of this, it's too sinful. Thinking of this, I waved away the unhealthy emotions in my mind, and took him straight to the report office... Of course I didn't forget to shake off his hand, what a joke, do you want to take advantage of the senior sister = =

I thought that my hard life would be over by the time he finished the report, but I didn't expect that he would pester me to buy this and that with him, even socks. On the way, his driver came to him, and he dragged me to run around like a reactionary. When I think of this, I feel depressed. If you say he runs away, it’s fine, why should I coax me...

In the evening, this junior fellow lamented my dedication and invited me to have a meal, because the meal was so delicious, I lost my temper that I had been saving for a long time, so I despise myself, why are I so immoral>_&l ;

When he sent me downstairs in the dormitory at night, he said something to me, and I almost vomited blood on the spot.

He said, "Muer, I am very satisfied with today's date."

I finally found out that this junior brother is a tragedy for the soul of a big bad wolf to cross over to the little white rabbit.