How messy are humans...
Su Yan has caused me a lot of headaches these days, he often appears in front of me out of nowhere, sometimes holding a flower in his hand, and saying all kinds of shocking things in his mouth. The most hateful thing is that when I was impatient and irritable, he stared at me like a little white rabbit with two innocent eyes, which made me unable to get angry even if I wanted to.
What's more, this little junior brother with great powers got my mobile phone number without anyone noticing it. I expressed my indignation about this, but I was helpless. I have asked him more than once what you like about me, but every time he thinks for a long time, and finally answers, "I don't know, anyway, when I see you, my heart beats faster, and I want to be with you Together." To this I said Yali is very big &g;_&l;
The second child and the eldest brother have also returned to school. Seeing that I was entangled with my junior brother, the two of them worked together to carry me back to the dormitory and conducted a fierce criticism. From my outlook on life, world outlook and values to ideological awareness, personality taste and communism Ideal and others conducted an all-round analysis, and finally came to the conclusion: San Mutou, you provoked Zhong Yuan and then came to seduce his junior brother. Are you tired of living
I huddled in the corner aggrieved, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, what's none of my business...
But Xiao Er looked at me without any sympathy, and said fiercely: "Don't cry! If you are not honest, I will assign my junior brother to Zhong Yuan, and then nothing will happen to you!"
I wiped my sweat, and on the surface I had a very moral and distressed expression, but I thought very unkindly in my heart, this is not a good idea...
…
A few days later, Su Yan found me suddenly, and said to me solemnly, "I've thought about it, this should be the legendary love at first sight."
"Oh." I agreed and walked past him expressionlessly. This world is very irritable, but if you are thundering, you will calm down.
Su Yan suddenly grabbed my wrist from behind, and said hurtfully, "Mu'er, can you give me some reaction?"
"Okay." As I said, I shook off his hand, then slapped him hard on the head twice, turned around and ran away.
Today when Zhong Yuan returns to City B, I have to rush to pick him up from the airport, who knows how this fellow will try to torture me if he arrives late.
…
Zhong Yuan pulled his fantasy suitcase and walked towards me with a smile. He walked up to me, raised his hand and rubbed my head, and said, "Miss me?"
I turned my head to avoid him, "...I thought about it."
Zhong Yuan: "You don't have to say so reluctantly." He seemed to be in a good mood and not angry.
I looked at him, and a thought suddenly flashed through my mind. Zhong Yuan is not my boyfriend, but he is my rumored boyfriend. If there is such a person who also believes that he is my boyfriend, then...
If Su Yan believed that Zhong Yuan was my boyfriend, then my world would be harmonious, right? ... I'm such a genius, I can think of such a despicable method, as expected, if I often stay with treacherous people, I will be infected.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help laughing, and stared at Zhong Yuan with bright eyes. Zhong Yuan shrugged his shoulders rare and purely, and said, "Wu Mu, please don't look at me like you look at food."
I coughed dryly twice in embarrassment, and said, "Zhong Yuan, I want to ask you for a favor."
Zhong Yuan asked casually: "What's the matter?"
I rubbed the corner of my clothes, gritted my teeth and said, "Then what, can you... can you pretend to be my boyfriend?"
Zhong Yuan suddenly stopped and turned to look at me. His two eyes were black and bright, and his gaze was deep, meaningless. I was a little uncomfortable being looked at by him, and said with dodge eyes: "It's fine if you don't want to, I can find someone else."
"Looking for someone else?" Zhong Yuan murmured and repeated, his voice was chilly, he leaned slightly, and brought his face closer. His eyes drooped slightly, with a laid-back look, but the light in his eyes revealed his mood at the moment, which seemed to be not very good. He raised the corners of his mouth slightly, smiling charmingly and dangerously, "Which other person are you going to find?"
I felt a chill down my spine, shrugged my shoulders and said, "I haven't thought of it yet."
"Oh?" He raised his eyes and stared straight at me.
I had no choice but to take out my trump card and said, "I really can't find anyone else. You are so handsome and have such a strong aura, so of course you are the most suitable boyfriend for me." In fact, the main reason is that I want to To dissuade a scourge in the world, you must use another scourge in the world >_&l;
Sure enough, as soon as Zhong Yuan heard me praise him, his mood immediately improved, and his expression became much more comfortable and friendly. He straightened his waist and lifted his chin slightly, giving people a very graceful feeling. He pushes forward and asks brazenly, "Am I really the best?"
My chicken pecking rice nodded, "Yes, yes, I have never seen anyone more handsome than you."
Zhong Yuan rubbed my head in satisfaction, and said, "Okay, I promise you, I will be your boyfriend."
I was embarrassed and corrected him, "It's just pretending."
"Where did you come up with so much nonsense." Zhong Yuan said, holding my hand involuntarily.
I pulled back hard, "Zhong Yuan, what are you doing?"
Zhong Yuan looked at me inexplicably, his eyes fully conveyed a message of "you are an idiot and I despise you", he said: "Aren't all male and female friends like this? What do you think I am doing?"
I wanted to cry but had no tears, "I don't seem to need it now..." We will perform again when we see Su Yan.
Zhong Yuan didn't let go of my hand, he raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Now let's practice first, I've never been someone else's boyfriend, so I'm not proficient."
I thought about it, and it seemed that what he said made sense. I have never been in a relationship, we need to get used to it, and then we can act more realistically. Thinking of this, I held his hand instead. Of course, I was still a little nervous.
Zhong Yuan didn't speak any more, he held my hand and walked leisurely towards the outside of the airport.
I don't understand why the development of things always exceeds my expectations, but it seems so reasonable.
…
I thought I would meet Su Yan when Zhong Yuan and I were together, but I never thought it would be so soon.
When Zhong Yuan returned to school, I brazenly used his meal card to open a small stove in the school cafeteria to welcome him. He was in a good mood today and didn't say anything. However, in the cafeteria, I saw the person I least wanted to see at the moment.
Su Yan was holding up a table knife, cutting up the meat on the plate bit by bit, but he couldn't eat it. That picture reminds me of an idiom: a corpse in ten thousand pieces.
Of course, it’s perfectly normal for a person with a mental disorder to do such an abnormal thing. I hide behind Zhong Yuan expressionlessly, I can’t see me, I can’t see me>_&l;
However, I was still seen by him. Su Yan dropped the knife, ran to me, waved to me with a smile, and softly called "Mu'er".
I shivered coldly, pulled Zhong Yuan in front of me, and blocked him.
Zhong Yuan held out his hand very coldly but politely, "Hi, I'm Mu Er's boyfriend, Zhong Yuan."
Su Yan held his hand, "Hi, I'm Muer's future boyfriend, Su Yan."
I:"… "
Immediately afterwards, the two looked at each other affectionately, and they couldn't bear to let go of the hands they held each other, and they kept holding each other tightly. I suddenly remembered what Xiaoer once said about making Zhong Yuan and Su Yan a pair, and now looking at the picture in front of me, how harmonious it looks. So I took two steps back involuntarily, propped my chin and sighed: "You two seem to be a good match."
The two people let go of each other's hands with lightning speed.
Su Yan glanced at me and said to Zhong Yuan: "Brother, don't you mind having a meal together?"
Zhong Yuan held my hand tightly, and replied with a deadpan expression: "I don't mind."
I was a little surprised, anyway, in name, Zhong Yuan and Su Yan are rivals in love, the combination of the three of us sitting together makes me a little incapable of accepting it, besides, Zhong Yuan is not the kind of person who likes extravagance.
So I started eating. The air pressure on the dining table was very low, and I was terrified after eating a meal.
Su Yan took some food and put it in my bowl, "Mu'er, thank you for taking care of me these past few days."
Khanzhi, why am I so enthusiastic, I can't hide from you ==
Zhong Yuan became interested in this topic, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Oh? How did she take care of you?"
Su Yan replied: "She took the initiative to take me to report, and also helped me to buy things, take me to eat, and introduce friends to me." He looked at me while talking, and at the end, he smiled shyly, "She still Praise me for being handsome."
I:"… "
Why these are obviously facts, but I find it unbelievable to say them from his mouth. What's more, these words sound, no matter how they sound, it seems that I am playing his idea, this is a crazy situation >_&l;
Zhong Yuan calmly put a chicken wing into my bowl, covering the dish that Su Yan just picked up. He gave me a spoiled look, and said, "My family, Muer, is enthusiastic and likes to help others, but she is always misunderstood by some people. She has been very troubled by this matter."
I poked the back of Zhong Yuan's hand under the table, well done!
Zhong Yuan took the opportunity to grab my hand and squeeze it. He raised his eyes and looked at me with a half-smile.
I immediately blushed, Zhong Yuan, you are too dedicated, you are becoming more and more realistic...
Su Yan watched the interaction between the two of us, and suddenly said: "You two don't need to pretend."
Uh
Su Yan: "I can tell that Moore doesn't like you, brother."
I have to admire Su Yan, this little junior sometimes looks very off-line, but his words are always so sharp that it makes people sweat.
If it was an ordinary person, they might be defeated by his sharpness, but at this time, Zhong Yuan was facing him, a pervert, a powerful pervert.
After hearing what Su Yan said, Zhong Yuan suddenly pulled me into his arms and hugged me. Because it was so sudden, I struggled reflexively, and accidentally knocked over a plate on the table with a wave of my hand, making a loud noise, and then all the people around turned their faces to look at us, and then, their I don't want to look away...
Considering my gender that has been messed up these days, I think I understand the shock and fire in the eyes of the people around me. In public, a handsome guy hugs another handsome guy (actually a beautiful woman, thank you ==), and is at war with the third handsome guy, how bloody and gossip-worthy! I've seen someone secretly taking pictures. So I buried my face in Zhong Yuan's arms very reservedly, leaving an ecstasy for the person taking the photo.
Zhong Yuan raised my chin, and kissed my forehead hard, and there was a sound of breathing in the surroundings, and my little heart jumped non-stop. Then Zhong Yuan raised his head and looked at Su Yan provocatively, "Shall we show you the public kiss?"
Feeling that what Zhong Yuan said seemed a little too shameless, I blushed and secretly turned my head to look at Su Yan, only to see that his face was gloomy, as if a thunderstorm might be brewing at any moment. He stared straight at me without speaking.
"Ahem," I suppressed my heartbeat, and put my hands around Zhong Yuan's neck, "I really like him." After speaking, I looked up at Zhong Yuan affectionately, but my stomach was churning...
The junior stood up abruptly, and walked away without looking back.
I made a small gesture of scissors in my heart, planning to sit back from Zhong Yuan's arms. However, Zhong Yuan hugged me tightly, making me unable to move at all.
I was dissatisfied, "Hey, he's gone."
Zhong Yuan hugged me, leaned into my ear and said: "The crowd is taking pictures, don't you want to make the trick more realistic?"
I thought about it too, if we separated immediately, the photos taken by the onlookers would be very different, if Su Yan saw the photos and found out the truth, it would be bad to kill him again. So I lay obediently in his arms and rubbed against him impatiently. However, it is a miracle that Zhong Yuan can cooperate with the crowd taking pictures like this.
Zhong Yuan leaned against my ear and asked, "Is he handsome?"
I didn't react for a while, "Huh?"
Zhong Yuan repeated his question coolly, "Su Yan, is he handsome?"
I shivered, and replied dog-leggedly: "Not as handsome as you."
Zhong Yuan's arms tightened, "It's not too bad."
I sigh, Zhong Yuan, can you be more narcissistic
After a while, I asked Zhong Yuan: "Can you let me go now?"
Zhong Yuan: "No."
I:"… "
I think Zhong Yuan is a bit strange today, but I don't know why he is strange.
…
The new semester has a new atmosphere, of course I still have to face the unlucky professional and experimental courses, but other than that, my life is quite comfortable. Although Su Yan came to pester me from time to time, but as soon as he came, I would grab the clock to block it for me, and then show off his affection with the stomachache, which was quite harmonious.
As for Zhong Yuan's elective course asking me to help him with his homework, I also endured it.
Confucius said: The world is so beautiful, there will always be people who are violent.
This is true, but this time the irritable person is Xiaoer.
After returning from the National Day holiday, Xiao Er began to chase after One, Three and Four with a printed document to help him appreciate it. At first I thought it was some important professional information, but I overestimated Xiaoer's wisdom. When I took the thick stack of things in my hand and looked at it, it was instantly messed up.
That turned out to be a movie script, no, that's not the point, the point is, it's a gay movie script...
I held the script tremblingly, and sighed: "Xiao Er, you can write some Tanmei novels to poison the netizens, but why come up with a script to strengthen everyone's senses? Besides, you can write this thing, Is anyone filming it?"
Xiao Er said confidently: "Don't worry, I made an appointment for the film first, and then wrote the script. I told the vice president of the film club that she is very satisfied with the script. As long as I find the right actors, I will immediately write the script." Start shooting."
I scratched my hair, "The vice president of the film club? Could it be Xiaojie?" Xiaojie and I met in the environmental protection society, and we have a good relationship. Last time I heard that she participated in the general election of the film club. It seems that she is running for office. It's the vice president.
"Bingo." Xiaoer patted my shoulder and said yearningly, "Imagine, on a university campus full of vitality and leaks, a beautiful boy who looks like he came out of a comic, this picture just wants to Just thinking about it makes my blood boil.”
I rubbed my arm and said, "Just thinking about it makes people creepy." Forgive me, I can accept one beautiful boy, but I can't accept two >_&l;
Xiaoer patted my head and said contemptuously, "You have no interest at all."
Well, if that counts as fun, I'd rather I never.
Xiao Er criticized me for a while, then said melancholy with his chin resting: "As a screenwriter and producer, I have the responsibility and obligation to choose a few beautiful actors for the director, but I have too few beautiful male resources. The most ideal combination of attacking and receiving is Lu Zijian Xiaogong and Zhong Yuan Xiaoshou, but the fourth girl has already beaten me up for this matter. It seems that it is a pity that we can no longer cooperate with Lu Zijian, but I still hope to win Zhong Yuan support... By the way, Miki, I plan to invite Zhong Yuan to participate in this movie, do you have any objections?"
"Me?" I shook my head, "I can have any opinions, but Zhong Yuan may not agree."
Xiao Er looked at me tearfully: "Then are you willing to lobby him for me?"
I shrank my neck, "You are kidding." No matter who Zhong Yuan was, how could I persuade him to do something he didn't want to do.
Xiao Er's brows were tightly locked, "What to do, what to do, I finally got to know so many beautiful men, but they are not willing to participate in the performance, my ideal, you won't just die like this..."
I'm sweating, Xiao Er, do you need to use the word "ideal" for a BL movie...
Xiao Er was pacing back and forth in the dormitory. Suddenly, she raised her head, looked at me with bright eyes, and said very seriously: "Mimu, would you like to act in my movie?"
I was a little dazed by her expression, "But do you need girls in your movie?" If you need girls to play tricks, I think I can...
Xiao Er looked at me seriously, "It's okay, you can reverse the role and play Xiao Shou."
I:"… "
Xiao Er, you are too imaginative&g;_&l;
Next, Xiao Er's mood immediately became high-spirited, and she muttered to herself like a lunatic, "So, Xiao Shou already has Xiao Gong, is Xiao Gong still far away? Hahahahahaha..."
I wiped my sweat tremblingly, "Little Er, can I say no?"
Xiao Er glared at me, "No!"
Me: "But..."
Xiao Er: "No, but! If you don't participate, you don't support me. If you don't support my film, you destroy my ideals. You just don't show loyalty and don't save yourself!"
I nodded weakly, "Okay, I promise you."
I really didn't expect that I would have the opportunity to make a movie in this life, and I didn't expect that the first time I made a movie, I had to play a man, with another man... Life is too challenging.
So Xiao Er jumped for joy.
And I was silently confused.