"Hey, Xiaojie... Well, yes, didn't I tell you, cross-dressing... You must know Sanmu, it's Mu Er, Mu Er from your environmental protection agency... Don't worry, she looks so good-looking... Yes, yes Yes, I also think she is very suitable... yes, the hairstyle is also very suitable, just right... What? Wrapped breasts? You think too much of her... "
I sat aside with black lines all over my head, resisting the urge to beat someone, and listened to Xiao Er calling Xiao Jie.
The two chattered for a long time, and Xiao Er finally hung up the phone. After hanging up the phone, she looked at me with bright eyes, and said excitedly: "Hey, I heard from Xiaojie that she recently met a student from the philosophy department who is very handsome and has already agreed to act in this drama." Another male number one."
I was not excited by the news at all, and lazily replied: "Really." I don't know how Xiaojie tricked his junior brother.
Xiao Er grabbed me and continued to be excited, "But originally I planned to let Zhong Yuan play the role. Although his temperament is more acceptable in front of Lu Zijian, he still has more than enough to attack you. What should I do now, the two small Gongs are the protagonists. ?"
I shook my head with black lines all over my head, "Don't worry, Zhong Yuan won't play such a perverted thing."
Xiaoer grabbed my collar and shook it painfully, "San Mutou, whoever you say is crazy, whoever is crazy! This is art, do you understand it!"
I broke off her fingers one by one, and said calmly: "Whatever, Zhong Yuan hates others to corrupt him the most, so go find him if you have the guts."
So Xiao Er fell silent.
I found that Zhong Yuan has this kind of weird ability. He has a good temper, he hardly gets angry, and he has a pleasant face when getting along with others. But when it comes to things that touch his bottom line, few people dare to do it. For example, Xiao Er was always showing off to me, but once she heard that Zhong Yuan hated others corrupting him, she never dared to mention it in front of Zhong Yuan. This is not the case with Lu Zijian. He also belongs to the type with a good temper, but he is always bullied. Back then Xiaoer used to call Lu Xiaogong Lu Xiaogong often, but later Lu Zijian understood what "Lu Xiaogong" meant, and asked Xiaoer more than once, please don't call him Lu Xiaogong, but it didn't help. Xiao Er restrained himself a little after being dealt with by the fourth girl. (Here I despise Xiao Er, a bully guy who is afraid of hard work)
I have been thinking about how insidious a person must be to reach Zhong Yuan's level.
…
In the evening, Xiaojie, as the director, asked the two male protagonists of this unhealthy movie (actually, I am the heroine TAT) to sit in the coffee shop for a while. . By the way, we called the producer and screenwriter of this movie, Xiao Er.
Then when I saw the legendary handsome junior from the philosophy department, I froze gorgeously on the spot.
I still don't understand, there are quite a few handsome guys in Dali B, Xiaojie, why did you just let Su Yan out...
Seeing us, Su Yan ran up to me in surprise, and said with a smile, "Mu'er, so you are the one who disguised himself as a man?"
I grabbed Xiaoer in front of me and blocked it, "Student, you misunderstood, I am just a screenwriter, this is your partner."
However, Xiao Er spared no effort to betray me.
Su Yan put an arm on my shoulder, and seemed to be in a good mood, "Mu'er, you don't have to be embarrassed."
I was angry, threw away his arm, pointed at Su Yan and said to Xiaojie: "Director, can I apply to replace me or him?"
One sentence drew Xiaojie's glaring eyes, "No!"
Due to Su Yan's extreme cooperation and my extreme lack of cooperation, although the negotiation tonight was not a failure, it was not a success either. In fact, I didn't mean to be unreasonable, but I couldn't help but feel awkward about cooperating with Su Yan as a couple. Regardless of whether his feelings for me are true or not, he has chased me before, and he seems to be still chasing me now. With the relationship we have now, it is inevitable to be awkward when we act together. I am an absolute person when it comes to feelings. If I like it, I like it. If I don’t like it, I don’t want to have anything to do with you. You’d better stay as far away from me as possible.
When we came back from the coffee shop, Xiaojie and Xiaoer sneaked back first, leaving me and Su Yan, the two male protagonists, to communicate alone.
Su Yan walked side by side with me slowly under the orange street lights.
"Mu'er, do you hate me?" He suddenly stood still, looked directly at me, and asked indifferently.
I shook my head, "No."
"Then why don't you accept me?"
I scratched my hair, "Uh, I have a boyfriend, your behavior is the interference of a third party, it's very bad, okay?" I'm sorry, Zhong Yuan, but you are more useful at critical moments.
Su Yan smiled inscrutably, he didn't look like a boy under the age of 18 at all, "You don't have to lie to me, I can tell. Zhong Yuan's performance is very good, but you are too bad."
I bowed my head guiltily, not knowing whether what he said was true or not.
Su Yan added: "So now I'm on a fair footing with Zhong Yuan or someone else, I hope you don't discriminate against me."
I shook my head, "I didn't discriminate against you, it's just that I don't like you, of course I can't accept you, it's that simple. I don't hate you either, but just because I don't hate you doesn't mean I like you, you understand."
Su Yan smiled and said, "You haven't tried to like me yet, how do you know you don't like me?"
uh... uh? What is the logic? ?
Su Yan: "It's like a plate of dim sum. If you haven't eaten it yet, how do you know if it's delicious or not? Does it suit your taste? You have to taste at least one bite before deciding whether to continue eating it? This bite is Giving Dim Sum a chance is also giving yourself a chance.”
"You are so eloquent."
Su Yan smiled, "Thank you, I just hope you can give me a chance. Why did you say no when you didn't try to accept it?"
I scratched my head, thinking that what he said seemed right, but also seemed wrong, "But..."
"No but," Su Yan suddenly put his hands on my shoulders and looked at me seriously, "I hope you try to accept me first, and then push me away when you are sure that you really can't accept it, is that okay?" ?”
"Uh," I wanted to say no, but seeing Su Yan looking at me so sincerely, I thought he was right, so I just nodded, "Okay."
A warm smile suddenly spread on Su Yan's face, "You promised me to chase you?"
I looked at him stupidly, "It seems... yeah."
Su Yan: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
Me: "It's nothing, I just feel that you have suddenly become normal, and it's hard to adapt."
Su Yan: "..."
…
The next day, Xiao Er still told Zhong Yuan about her movie, and she acted as an informer, because she was afraid that Zhong Yuan would be jealous. But to my surprise, Xiao Er just asked casually, but Zhong Yuan happily agreed to act in this movie, but the premise is that he can only play the leading role.
So there was a small disagreement within our crew.
There are two protagonists in this movie, one supporting role, and the rest are relatively minor roles. Originally, the roles other than the protagonist were divided among the above-average male actors produced by the film agency. Although they were not very willing to participate in a film with abnormal sexual orientation, due to the pressure of the vice president, They are not easy to refuse.
Considering the principle that this film follows is that you don’t have to have acting skills, but you must have appearance, so the protagonists are Su Yan and me. Now that Zhong Yuan has appeared, with this guy's hardware conditions, it is definitely no problem to play a supporting role or more. The problem is that this guy plays big names, and doesn't play non-leading roles.
Therefore, the current situation is that the actors for other roles are already in place, and there are only three of us, and the leading and supporting roles are not evenly distributed.
Zhong Yuan sat in the conference room of the film club, patiently listening to Xiaojie with a smile on the difficulty of role assignment, the central idea she wanted to express was that the protagonists had already been decided, and Zhong Yuan troubled you to act in one go. Supporting roles, supporting roles are also very important roles, the big deal is to add drama to you...
After listening to Xiaojie's words, Zhong Yuan said calmly: "Okay, you go ahead as planned, just pretend I haven't been here."
As soon as Zhong Yuan finished speaking, Xiao Er couldn't sit still at first, and dragged Xiao Jie to discuss in private for a long time, but no result was reached. Xiaoer hopes that Zhong Yuan can replace Su Yan, while Xiaojie insists on defending Su Yan's position unshakably. The two made analysis from N aspects, but in the end they were still at a stalemate.
At this time, Su Yan, who had been silent for a long time, spoke, "I can provide title sponsorship for this movie, and your equipment should be improved, right?"
When Xiaojie heard this, his eyes lit up instantly, the temptation is undoubtedly huge.
However, Zhong Yuan said unhurriedly: "As much as his sponsorship, I can have as much sponsorship, or more."
So the negotiations reached an impasse.
Xiaoer and Xiaojie finally had a dry mouth after discussing, and finally reached an agreement: this question will be answered by Muer!
In an instant, all four pairs of eyes were looking at me, and each gaze was so hot that it could roast me.
I coughed dryly and said weakly: "I have a perfect suggestion."
"Say."
I looked at Zhong Yuan and then at Su Yan, "Then what, why don't you let me play a supporting role?"
"no."
"I object."
"I agree."
"That's a good idea."
The four voices sounded at the same time. The two boys were very irritable after hearing what I said, while Xiaoer and Xiaojie, the two wretched guys, had a look of surprise after being enlightened. messed up.
Zhong Yuan and Su Yan wanted to say something else, Xiaojie knocked on the table with a pen angrily, and said: "Don't make noise, just do as Mu Er said, I am the director and I have the final say!"
Zhong Yuan looked at me and suddenly smiled strangely, then he turned his head to look at Su Yan and said, "Okay, I decided to follow the director's arrangement."
Su Yan's eyes widened, and he looked at Zhong Yuan in disbelief.
Zhong Yuan flipped through the script in his hand, and said to Su Yan solemnly: "Well, here is a scene where there is a princess hugging, are you hugging me or I hugging you?"
Su Yan looked at Zhong Yuan with a distorted face as if he had eaten a fly, "You don't really want to act, do you?"
Zhong Yuan nodded, "Otherwise, what else can I do? I don't want to play a supporting role... In other words, should you hug me or should I hug you? Personally, I prefer to hug others. Of course, I will respect your choice."
Su Yan rubbed his forehead, "I won't hug a man or be hugged by a man!"
Zhong Yuan shook his head calmly, "It's up to you, we have to listen to the director. Well, director, I think this script is too innocent and not strong enough. I suggest adding a kiss scene, er, preferably French style deep kiss..."
Xiaojie held the pen and smiled wickedly, "Okay, okay, this is a good idea, scriptwriter, add drama!"
And Xiao Er's wolf seemed to be on the verge of nosebleeds.
Su Yan looked at Zhong Yuan in horror, unable to speak.
Zhong Yuan closed the script and looked at Su Yan meaningfully, "Well, the director wants to add a kiss scene, we...should we practice it first? French kissing..." He said, lifting Su Yan's chin, his face slowly approaching...
Xiao Er's nosebleed finally came out successfully...
"Pervert!" Su Yan pushed Zhong Yuan away abruptly, and stood up from the chair suddenly, "Director, I don't want to act with him!"
Zhong Yuan smiled calmly, "Are you kidding, we are the protagonists."
Su Yan: "I want to play a supporting role!"
Zhong Yuan leaned back on the chair relaxedly, winking at me with a smile.
I quietly gave him the middle finger in my heart &g;_&l;
After the meeting, Zhong Yuan and I walked together alone. I couldn't hold back my curiosity, and asked him: "You... can you really bear being with Su Yan, uh, princess hugs, deep French kisses or something?"
Zhong Yuan: "Of course not."
I black line, "Then you still..." Still so calm, as if you have nothing to accept and are willing to accept it.
Zhong Yuan: "Because I know that he can't accept it either, I just have to wait for him to quit."
I:"… "
Zhong Yuan, can you be more sinister &g;_&l;