I saw Zhong Yuan again in the school cafeteria.
The last class this afternoon was originally Mao Deng, and I couldn't sleep, so I skipped class and went to the library to read some idle books, and then came to eat early. So I saw that evil... back in the cafeteria.
Zhong Yuan didn't notice me. He was carrying a serving of sweet and sour pork ribs and a serving of fried pork with green bamboo shoots. He picked a seat and sat down, which happened to be not far from me. As soon as I saw him, I thought of my short-lived Grandpa Mao, and then I remembered his hideous face eating chicken wings on his shoulders. So I slipped to his seat while he was buying water, picked the biggest piece of his sweet and sour pork ribs, put it in my bowl, and then slipped back.
I did everything quietly, I really have the talent to be a thief&g;_&l;
However, when I sat down in my seat and looked up again, I found Zhong Yuan walking towards me with the food...
He sat down across from me, turned his head to recall, and then said with a smile: "Three... wood?"
I poked my chopsticks hard into the cabbage tofu in front of me, as if it was Zhong Yuan's head.
Zhong Yuan's attention was attracted by the cabbage tofu on my plate, he looked down, raised his eyebrows and said, "Junior Sister Mumu, losing weight is hard, right?"
Damn, it's not because of you! Wait... Junior Sister Wood
At this moment, Zhong Yuan didn't receive the angry microwave from me, he bent his mouth, pushed his sweet and sour pork ribs in front of me, and said, "Can you eat?"
I swallowed my saliva, turned my eyes away, pushed the ribs back, and said: "The cheap... the cheap will not be eaten..."
Zhong Yuan's eyes glanced over the extra-large spare ribs in my bowl, and he smiled meaningfully: "Really?"
I stared at the protruding spare rib in the bowl, and began to fantasize about a flash of lightning suddenly coming down and killing me...
囧Dead man, it turns out that being a thief is to be punished &g;_&l;
It was rare for Zhong Yuan to be kind and not expose me. He just said: "Actually, this is to thank you for the chicken wings last time."
When I think of chicken wings, I feel sad and angry, so I pulled the ribs unceremoniously, and pretended to be very confident and said: "Well, I will give you face." Khan, I will embarrass myself first.
So eat. While eating slowly, Zhong Yuan asked, "Junior Sister Mumu, are you free tonight?"
I looked at him warily: "You... what are you doing?"
Zhong Yuan curled his mouth and smiled maliciously: "You don't think I want to date you, do you?"
I coughed awkwardly and turned away.
Not because of my narcissism, but the way and tone of your words...
At this time, Zhong Yuan looked at me comfortingly and said, "Don't worry, I won't be hungry."
I:"… "
What kind of feeling does it feel to be despised by someone you despise = =
Zhong Yuan: "I just want to ask you a favor."
I feel a little baffled: "How can I help you? How do you know I will help you?"
Zhong Yuan smiled slightly: "I will pay you."
I was a little moved, but then looked at him suspiciously: "So... what to do?"
Zhong Yuan: "You just need to go to the coffee shop opposite the west gate of the school, and say to the people at tables No. 2, 10, 15 and 23 respectively, 'Zhong Yuan will not come today, he will never come. won't come either'."
I don't know, so: "What do you mean?"
Zhong Yuan replied mysteriously: "You will know when the time comes...you set the price."
My fighting spirit was ignited by the sentence "you pay the price", and I secretly calculated my living expenses for this month, then gritted my teeth, and asked carefully: "How about three hundred?" If he doesn't want to, I can lower it some more .
Zhong Yuan didn't even blink his eyes, and nodded to complete the deal.
I wiped my sweat, is this kid rich? But I was still not at ease, so I said, "Then...pay first."
Zhong Yuan: "I don't bring that much cash."
Humph, I knew it was a scam. I shook my head and said, "You must pay first."
Zhong Yuan took out his wallet in embarrassment, looked through it, and finally said: "How about this, I will let you use my meal card for free for one month." He said, and handed the meal card to me generously.
I shook my head and didn't answer: "Don't fool me, how much money is there?"
Zhong Yuan pointed to the credit card machine not far away, and said, "You can try it."
Suspiciously, I took his meal card and ran to the credit card machine to try it, and then I burst into tears.
Damn, his meal card has more money than my bank card >_&l;
So the deal was done. I put away the heavy meal card, but I still felt that some places were weird, so I asked, "But why did you ask me to do this?" I bit the word "I" very hard. I don't seem to have any friendship with Zhong Yuan, but we do have grievances.
Zhong Yuan replied with a smile: "I just met you."
I:"… "
This man's logic is so weird that it is really confusing. But anyway, I got a month's free swipe, and I don't bother to care about other things. Isn't it just four sentences? The simplest thing in this world is nonsense.
Thinking of this, I am relieved.
…
The coffee shop opposite the Ximen is very beautiful, but the food inside is too expensive, so I rarely go there.
I came to this coffee shop and looked around for a while, and there was indeed a person at the second table, and it was a girl. She was stirring coffee boredly and checking her phone from time to time.
I Xiong Jiu walked over in high spirits, lowered my head and said to the girl: "Zhong Yuan will not come, he will never come."
The girl looked up at me, first surprised, then a little angry, and even a little bit wronged. She endured it and asked, "Who are you, Zhong Yuan?"
I am his enemy.
I only said this once in my heart. That's what I thought, anyway, I made an agreement with Zhong Yuan, four sentences will be exchanged for a month of free brushing, and I will lose if I say one more sentence. So I didn't even look at the girl, and went on to the table number ten, repeating what I just said.
After completing the task, I suddenly found that the people at these four tables were all girls, and there was only one girl...
Could it be that Zhong Yuan wanted to date them? Too powerful, about four at once
If this assumption is true, then he came to me just to reject these people
Continue to think along this line, that is to say, Zhong Yuan pretends to be a good person himself, and let me play a red face here to help him reject others
This... Zhong Yuan, you are too bad, right>_&l;
I looked back at the few girls who were still sitting in their seats and refused to leave. They all looked at me with angry and resentful eyes, as if I was the bastard who encouraged Zhong Yuan to reject them.
It turned out that I had offended the four beauties in such a small circle just now, and I was under a lot of pressure.
I felt the need to explain to them, so I stood at the door of the coffee shop, facing the four beauties, and shouted loudly: "It's not what I meant, it was Zhong Yuan who asked me to say it!" Dare to look at them again, slipped out of the cafe.
…
Although Zhong Yuan plotted to do something to offend others, I am still quite happy. After all, a month's free breakfast, lunch and dinner is more attractive. Face or something, it's all floating clouds.
At noon the next day, when I was eager to try Zhong Yuan's meal card, my phone rang suddenly, it was an unfamiliar number.
I picked up the phone: "Hello?"
A familiar voice came from the phone: "Junior Sister Mumu?"
The phrase "Junior Sister Wood" successfully aroused my vigilance, and I said, "Zhong Yuan? What do you want to do?"
Zhong Yuan replied: "I want to eat."
I said angrily, "What's the matter, do you want to go back on your word?"
Zhong Yuan: "I told you to use it, but I didn't say I don't need it. Either wait for me in the cafeteria, or you pack a meal and send it downstairs to my dormitory. You choose one yourself?"
I:"… "
Damn, don't bring such a bully!
But I have no choice. When Zhong Yuan generously gave me the meal card, who would have expected him to have such a trick? In fact, he just wanted to force me to take the initiative to return the meal card to him, right? The cheapskate!
I don't want to, I just want to eat his money in front of his face!
Thinking of this, I clenched my fist boldly and replied, "I'm in the second canteen, come here."
Zhong Yuan: "Exactly, I'm also in the second canteen."
So I bid farewell to 124 with tears in my eyes, and ran to Zhong Yuan with tears in my eyes = =
At noon, like a nouveau riche, I ordered two dishes and bought a soup, anyway Zhong Yuan paid the bill. I was extremely satisfied with the lunch at noon. If Zhong Yuan could show a little nervousness about money, it would be perfect.
After lunch, I packed Zhong Yuan's meal card and went to pick up the car, but Zhong Yuan followed me.
I turned my head and stared at him: "Didn't you agree that I would keep your meal card? I can't trust your character."
Zhong Yuan said blankly: "Yes, but my bicycle was stolen."
Me: "And then?"
Zhong Yuan: "Then the two of us happened to drop by."
Forget it, bear it. I unlocked the car generously and beckoned him over.
Zhong Yuan walked unhurriedly behind me and stood still.
I saw him stop behind me, and asked in surprise: "Hey, you don't... plan to let me drive you?"
Zhong Yuan nodded, and said in a very natural tone: "I am not used to riding other people's cars."
I wiped off my sweat: "Have you ever seen a girl carry a boy? Especially when I am so petite and you are so huge!" I was telling the truth, although my height of 1.65 meters is considered average among girls, but compared with Zhong Yuanyi , really petite&g;_&l;
Zhong Yuan smiled and said, "I'm huge? You should be glad I'm not Lu Zijian."
I was angry: "If it were Lu Zijian, I would be willing to carry him, but you, no!"
Zhong Yuan sat down on my car seat, and said cheekily: "Don't dawdle, I know you are very fierce."
Depend on!
I stepped on the bicycle and tried to ride it twice, no, Zhong Yuan was too heavy. Tried a few more times, still not working. So I looked at Zhong Yuan dejectedly, and said, "Brother, can I admit that I'm dead, but can you come down first?"
Zhong Yuan raised the corners of his mouth proudly, and stood up from the bicycle.
I seized the opportunity, stepped on the bicycle, and pedaled desperately, hurry up, hurry up, I must get rid of this guy!
It's a pity that as soon as I accelerated, Zhong Yuan lost no time and sat in the back. He even smiled arrogantly: "Junior Sister Mu Mu, have you ever succeeded in playing tricks in front of me?"
While pedaling my bicycle hard, I wept silently in my heart.
I'm afraid of you, okay
After walking a short distance, Zhong Yuan's arm suddenly stretched out from behind me. I was startled and asked, "You... what are you going to do?"
Zhong Yuan didn't speak, but leaned forward, almost touching my back. I could feel the heat radiating from his chest. I was about to speak, but found a mobile phone in front of me with its back facing me, and the hand holding the mobile phone belonged to Zhong Yuan.
At this time, Zhong Yuan's smiling voice came from behind me. He said, "Junior Sister Mu Mu, come on, have a smile."
Before I could react, I heard a sound of "Cracking", Zhong Yuan succeeded in taking a sneak shot.
Zhong Yuan withdrew his hand, and then I heard his happy-looking laughter behind me. He smiled and said, "Junior Sister Mu Mu, your expression is really wonderful."
I was furious, but I had no choice but to pedal my bicycle hard amidst his laughter... God, why am I so miserable...
Zhong Yuan admired my expression for a while, then stretched out his arm to put the phone screen in front of me. When I saw my expression that was uglier than crying, I completely failed.
Zhong Yuan, I want to die with you!
This heroic thought suddenly flashed through my mind, so I closed my eyes, put my hands down, and loosened my legs. The bike lost control and fell obliquely.
I fell straight into the lawn by the side of the road, and it didn't hurt very much. When I opened my eyes to see Zhong Yuan's tragic condition, I saw him standing on the side of the road intact, looking down at me maliciously.
I can't believe it: "You..."
Zhong Yuan: "Unfortunately, I react faster."
I gritted my teeth and said angrily, "Zhong Yuan, you did it on purpose!"
Zhong Yuan squatted down, looked at me with a smile, and said, "Yes."
I clenched my fist in grief and anger, and said, "You are taking revenge on me!"
Zhong Yuante simply replied: "Yes."
I:"… "
Damn, how can you admit it so happily after doing something bad? Freak! abnormal! brazen!
I said weakly: "But you have already taken revenge..." Because of you, the bonus I just got is gone!
Zhong Yuan raised the corners of his mouth and smiled so treacherously. He said: "I think it's very interesting, and I want to revenge you again."
I lay on the grass, wanting to cry but no tears.