Because Zhong Yuan became my boyfriend, according to the usual practice, he would treat the three wolves in our dormitory to dinner. I asked Zhong Yuan where he was going, he thought for a while, and replied, "How about Linjiang Pavilion?"
I wiped my sweat, "It's a bit expensive, isn't it?"
Zhong Yuan looked at me meaningfully, and smiled maliciously, "Mu, are you in such a hurry to save me money?"
I... ahem, I'm shy again...
…
I only had one class in the morning. After class, I ran back to the dormitory to sleep. I slept until evening. After waking up, I gathered with 124 and Zhong Yuan, and the eight of them rushed to Linjiang Pavilion in unison.
We sat in the private room, the boss and the others looked through the menu, and they were too embarrassed to order too expensive items, although these guys kept saying that they would let Zhong Yuan bleed.
So passer-by A cheered them up at this time, "You ladies are welcome, Zhong Yuan, as a capitalist who has been lurking in our proletarian ranks for a long time, deserves to be repaired."
Passer-by B also echoed, "That's right, it hasn't been a day or two since this guy ran amok and harmed his neighbors. I am one of the people who will be oppressed and enslaved forever. Let us vent our anger today."
I silently looked at passerby B, brother, you are not alone...
At this time, Zhong Yuan was holding my hand, looking in a good mood, he said to everyone with a smile: "Being polite to me is being polite to Mu Mu."
One sentence successfully aroused everyone's booing, passerby A kept saying, "You can't be polite, you can't be polite... Waiter, give us this recipe first!"
So the atmosphere during the banquet became lively like this. We are already familiar with each other, so it would be a bit pretentious to be polite now, so they rushed to order their favorite dishes. Passerby A and Passerby B had a heated debate over whether the sea bass should be grilled or steamed. Yuan knocked on the table, "Two servings, one steamed and the other baked."
I stared at the price of the sea bass on the menu, and sighed silently, Zhong Yuan, you prodigal son...
The food and drink came out quickly, and everyone had to finish the first round of wine together. Zhong Yuan poured wine to everyone on the table one by one. When it was my turn, he just poured a little into my glass, just to make sense of it.
So the people present quit and clamored for him to fill it up for me, but he raised his eyebrows and said calmly, "I'll drink double."
One sentence attracted booing again.
I was a little embarrassed, and tugged on his sleeve, "Actually, I can..."
Zhong Yuan looked at me with a half-smile, and said in a low voice: "Just your drinking capacity and taste? Undressing or something, just in front of me alone."
I wiped my sweat tremblingly, I can't bear to look back on the past...
So I started to eat vegetables. This is indeed a money-burning restaurant, and the food is really good. While I ate to my heart's content, I played a game of pinching each other's food with Zhong Yuan. The onlookers expressed their stomach pains and reminded us of their existence. However, when I looked up, I saw Lu Zijian put a piece of fish that had been picked out of the fishbone on Miss Si's plate, but everyone turned a blind eye to it and continued to boo at Zhong Yuan and me.
Hey hey hey, there is no such selective ignorance. &g;_&l;
At the beginning, everyone was eating and talking and laughing, but later it completely evolved into drinking. This guy Zhong Yuan is very uninhibited today, he will never refuse anyone, as long as it is wine, he will do it with his neck up. At the same time he was watching me and forbidding me to drink. As soon as I touched the glass, he brought up the "undressing" incident, which made me blush when I saw the glass later... I'm really useless.
So except for me, the remaining six people frantically wheeled around to fill Zhong Yuan with beer. At the beginning, it was beer, but later they felt that it was not enjoyable, so they changed to white wine... It's so outrageous!
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I stopped Zhong Yuan's hand holding the wine glass, "Stop drinking..."
Zhong Yuan rubbed my head, squinted his eyes and smiled, "Does your heart hurt?"
In one sentence, the response is as follows:
Xiaoer: "My heart hurts..."
Boss: "My heart hurts..."
Passerby A: "I have a stomachache."
Passerby B: "I have a toothache."
Fourth girl: "Haha."
Lu Zijian: "Hehe."
Me: -_-|||||||
Zhong Yuan drank the wine in his hand, sat down with a smile and said, "Don't drink, eat. The waiter is here, let's order again."
In exchange for a word, a group of wolves howled.
I looked at the unfinished dishes on the table and read silently, waste is shameful, waste is shameful, shameful...
So everyone temporarily stopped besieging Zhong Yuan, and started chatting while eating and drinking. The few of us got to know each other quite well during the summer vacation, but now we talk about everything.
Talking and talking, I don't know how to talk about the game.
As soon as Xiaoer talked about games, a fierce light flashed in his eyes, "Don't mention games, when I mention games, I think of my heartbreaking legend of wielding a sword."
The Legend of the Sword is the online game that Xiao Er is playing recently, and it is also the one that she was deeply abused by.
Upon hearing this, Passerby A and Passerby B also became interested. Passerby B: "Are you also playing Legend of the Sword? Which district are you in?"
Passerby A: "Name? Occupation?"
Xiaoer replied: "I live in a picture-perfect place in Jiangshan. It is said that there is a pervert in our district who chases me all day long. I bite a steel tooth, but there is nothing I can do about him."
Passerby A tapped on the table lightly, and smiled innocently, "Who is this, dare to bully our second junior sister? Junior sister, don't be afraid, I will avenge you for my brother, thinking that my brother's manipulation is rare in Jiangshan Ruhua When the time comes, we will take his head and strip him of his equipment. If you are really not relieved, you can also undertake various services such as stealing accounts, hacking computers, and tampering with information. You can try it for free, and Bao Jun is satisfied."
Xiao Er's eyes lit up, "Really?"
Passer-by Jia nodded with confidence, "Don't worry, leave it to me, junior sister quickly report the name of the dog thief, and let him die without a burial tonight for my brother."
Xiaoer looked at passerby A gratefully, "Great, that guy is called Shen Xingshi, he is a perverted mage, I wonder if you have heard of it."
Passerby A's confident smile suddenly froze on his face, and he stared at Xiao Er up and down, with an indescribably strange look in his eyes.
Xiaoer also felt that something was wrong, and tilted his head to look at him, "What's wrong with you?"
Passerby:"… "
Xiao Er smiled understandingly, and said: "It doesn't matter if you can't beat him. Anyway, that dog thief is walking sideways in the picturesque world. It's normal if you can't beat him, so don't be embarrassed."
Passerby:"… "
Xiao Er stretched out his hand in front of passerby A strangely, "Hey, what's wrong with you?"
At this time, Passerby B's voice suddenly floated, "He is that dog thief."
silence.
silence.
Still silent.
So far, the situation on the scene has been reversed gorgeously.
Xiao Er was the first to wake up from the silence. She narrowed her eyes and looked dangerously at Passerby A, gritted her teeth and said, "It's you?"
Passerby A moved his lips, trying to explain something, but was interrupted by Xiaoer: "You are Chen Xingshi?"
Passerby A suddenly lost his momentum, and asked hesitantly, "You... you can't be that transvestite, right?"
Xiao Er's face darkened again, "Human, demon?"
"Ahem, that's not what I mean," passerby A's eyes flashed with doubt, his brows were also furrowed, and he said to himself, "But I have checked your registration information, and your identity verification clearly shows that you are It's a man..."
"Can't I register with my brother's ID card? No, you..." Xiao Er's face completely turned into a thick cumulonimbus cloud, "Are you peeking at my profile?"
"Well, I...hehe, hehehe..." Passerby A smiled dryly and looked at Xiao Er, not knowing what to say.
Xiao Er slammed the table hard, squeezed out two words between his teeth: "Change!"
"Junior Sister, this is actually a misunderstanding, I..."
Xiao Er suddenly turned around, grabbed the collar of his chest with both hands, and faced him with a very ferocious expression. Her expression shows that she has gone berserk...
I couldn't help wiping off my sweat. Although Xiaoer is a wretched person, she has a good temper. It's really not easy to let her go berserk, so I even admired passer-by A very unkindly.
Of course, it is a very dangerous thing for Xiao Er to go berserk, brother A, passer-by, please go to the door...
At this time, Passerby A looked at Xiao Er in horror, "Woman Xia, spare my life!"
Xiao Er stared at passerby A's face and smiled miserably, like a thousand-year-old female ghost who only wants to suck human blood. I felt chills down my spine listening to it.
Zhong Yuan squeezed my hand, leaned close to my ear and asked in a low voice: "Are all the people in your dormitory so fierce?"
-_-|||||Zhong Yuan, shut up!
At this time, Xiao Er's face was a little closer to passerby A, and she stared at him with a very miserable and resentful expression: "Misunderstanding? No matter how big a misunderstanding is, can it be worth the pain of being killed at least once a day? A whole Yue, do you know what kind of life I live?"
Passer-by called with a bitter face: "Junior Sister..."
Xiao Er roared: "Don't call me junior sister!"
Passerby A: "Female, female hero... female hero, I was wrong..."
Xiao Er roared: "His mother's, it's fine to kill him once or twice. Even if we have some deep hatred, is it worth you hunting me down for a month? And why can you find me wherever I hide?"
At the critical moment, the voice of passer-by B floated again: "He programmed a tracker himself, can track it for thousands of miles, accurately locate it, try it for free, Mr. Bao is satisfied."
Passerby B's words were like adding fuel to the flames, Xiao Er was on the verge of collapse, "Say, why are you pushing me so hard?"
Passerby A had no choice but to smile bitterly, "I'm just used to killing..."
Onlookers: "..."
"You! Bastard! Pervert! Shou!" Xiaoer looked up to the sky and sighed, "Oh my god, what crime did I do..."
Passerby A: "I am the one who committed the crime..."
"Shut up!" Xiao Er suddenly moved closer, their noses almost touched, and passer-by A blushed in fright.
Xiao Er: "Shou! Don't move when you go back tonight, let me fuck a hundred times!"
Passerby:"… "
Passer-by B rubbed his chin and laughed, his expression was treacherous and wretched, gloating, "A hundred times, a hundred times, this sentence has too much connotation."
Onlookers: -_-||||||