If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

Chapter 51: Yujie debuts

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Zhong Yuan said to me excitedly: "I can't wait any longer."

I was about to speak, but suddenly, the room became brightly lit. The sudden light made my eyes hurt. I squinted and saw Zhong Yuan get up from me, half kneeling on the sofa, looking towards the door, with surprise and displeasure written all over his face.

I got up from the sofa and followed his gaze. I saw two people, one big and one small, standing at the door. I knew who the young one was, it was the child I tutored, Shi Jing. Next to him stood a girl about my age, holding his hand. The girl had short dark black hair, was wearing a very ordinary short-sleeved shirt and hot pants, and her straight and slender legs were very enviable. She was a little far away, and her eyebrows and eyes could not be seen clearly, but there seemed to be a bold and sharp feeling in her eyes.

I was a little embarrassed, I lowered my head like being caught/raped, and my face burned quickly.

Zhong Yuan sat next to me again, hooked my shoulder, and patted it lightly as a sign of comfort. Then, he looked up at the door, and said in a slightly impatient tone, "Why are you here?"

The short-haired girl dragged Shi Jing in hurriedly, sat on the sofa next to me, looked me up and down with a half-smile, and didn't speak.

After a while, the girl closed her gaze, smiled and said to Zhong Yuan, "Would you like to introduce me?"

Zhong Yuan lazily leaned back on the sofa, and then said to her: "This is my wife, Moore. Wife," he said, turned to me again, and smiled, "She is a purer girl than me. man."

I:"… "

"Fuck you!" said the short-haired girl, picked up the pillow in her hand and threw it at Zhong Yuan, who caught it without any pressure. Then the girl turned to me, smiled softly, and said, "My name is Shi Yunheng, and I am Shi Jing's older sister."

At this moment, Shi Jing looked at me curiously and then at Zhong Yuan, and finally said, "Teacher Mu, what are you doing?"

"I... uh... hehe..." I looked around embarrassedly, not knowing how to answer this question.

Zhong Yuan said calmly and calmly: "Didn't you see it? I'm watching a movie." As he spoke, he pointed to the TV screen. At this point the movie has finished playing and is now recording the closing song.

I feel very wronged, it is me who is clearly innocent, why is it me who is guilty...

At this time, Shi Jing heard what Zhong Yuan said, so he took the CD box and looked at it. Shi Yunheng snatched the box away suddenly, looked at it twice, and then looked at the two of us with a smile, "I've seen this movie, it's not suitable for children."

I buried my head low, ashamed to see me.

Zhong Yuan didn't accept this, but asked Shi Yunheng: "Why are you back?"

When Shi Yunheng heard this, he stood up excitedly, folded his hands on his chest, and said half wronged and half sad: "Why did I come back? I won't come back if you talk nonsense, am I waiting to starve to death over there? Didn't you see?" If you see the things that the British eat, you must run faster than me. I am a little oriental beauty and a classical artist. Look at what they eat for me. On the first day, steak and burger sandwiches, on the second day, Steakburger sandwich, the third day, steakburger sandwich! I told Lawrence that I would not eat this, can you get me something else, and it turned out that his wife did the cooking herself, chopping potatoes, beef and cabbage into dumpling fillings and pouring them The last two raw eggs were served to me directly, and I even pretended that I heard that Chinese people like to eat this, but I cried all night holding that pot of dumpling stuffing!"

When Shi Yunheng talked about the excitement, she kept wiping away her tears. I couldn't help but feel sorry for her. After all, not everyone has the courage to face a pot of dumpling stuffing.

Zhong Yuan said without changing his face: "Isn't there a Chinese restaurant, are you stupid?"

"Don't mention Chinese restaurants to me," Shi Yunheng shook her arm, seeming to be even more annoyed, "It's hard to buy authentic pancakes in the UK! Guess what is the signature dish in Chinese restaurants? Sweet and sour pork! It's hard to find You can eat boiled fish in a place, but the result is still sweet!" She suddenly walked up to Zhong Yuan, grabbed the hem of his shirt and shook it non-stop, crying while shaking, "You can feel the result of drooling all afternoon Do you feel like eating sweet boiled fish... "

Zhong Yuan opened her fingers expressionlessly, straightened her clothes, and said, "Then, the last question, why did you come to my house?"

Shi Yunheng said confidently: "Uncle Zhong gave me the key to this house, he said that I can come here anytime."

Zhong Yuan didn't seem very good-looking, "He must have given you other keys, why did you pick this one?"

Shi Yunheng sat back on the sofa again, Hu rubbed Shi Jing's head, Shi Jing sniffed, very reluctantly. Shi Yunheng raised Erlang's legs and said with a smile: "Because they won't find out here, hehehehe..."

Zhong Yuan frowned, "Did you sneak back?"

"I...cough cough, I just haven't told my parents yet, it's not counted as smuggling."

Zhong Yuan: "It's fine if you come, why did you bring Xiao Jing here?"

Shi Yunheng pinched Shi Jing's face, and said righteously: "Xiao Jing is forced to go to those messy cram schools every day. I am saving my own brother from the fire and water, Xiao Jing, right?"

Shi Jing nodded with a confused expression.

In short, Shi Yunheng not only sneaked back by himself, but also stole Shi Jing. I always feel that this is a bit embarrassing.

Zhong Yuan rubbed his forehead feebly, and said: "Then, can you go?"

Shi Yunheng's eyes widened with an innocent expression, "Go? Where are you going?"

Zhong Yuan closed his eyes impatiently, "Where do you go, send Xiaojing home, don't let uncle and aunt worry."

"Ahhh..." Shi Yunheng suddenly hugged Shi Jing tightly, crying, "Xiao Jing, what should we do, your brother Zhong Yuan has no conscience, could he bear to see us homeless? Living on the street, although we disturbed his good business, we can pretend that we didn't see anything, right? My dear brother, we didn't see anything, come on, sister will take you back to the room." Shi Yunheng said, pulling Pick up Shi Jing and walk towards the bedroom.

"Come back," Zhong Yuan pointed to the door of the living room, "the door is over there."

Seeing this, Shi Yunheng's complexion changed, he raised his waist and glared at Zhong Yuan: "Well, Zhong Yuan, must you force me to use my fists to solve the problem today?!"

As Shi Yunheng said, he had already thrown away Shi Jing, stepped on the coffee table and jumped towards Zhong Yuan with claws and claws, and was about to jump on him.

Zhong Yuan flipped over quickly, and Shi Yunheng flew into the air. She got up from the sofa and caught up with Zhong Yuan who was at the side, and the two immediately wrestled, chatting while typing.

"Zhong Yuan, are you really desperate?"

"You're not dead, you don't need my help."

"No conscience, how did I treat you back then? Shouldn't you take this opportunity to thank me?"

"Thank you for giving me the first broken bone in my life."

"Hey, hey, I just wanted to test your muscles, who made you so hard to beat."

"Well, you can't help but also your Sanda coach."

"Ahhh, I'm a little girl from the east, a classical artist, how dare you punch me?"

"Very kind."

"You...! I am a woman, a man cannot hit a woman!"

"The whole world knows that you are a pure man, so there is no need to hide it."

"Zhong, Yuan! I'll fight with you!"

I looked at the smoky mess in the room with black lines all over my head. At this time, Shi Jing carefully sat next to me, took my hand, stared at me with two big watery eyes, deflated innocently She pursed her lips and said, "Teacher Mu, are you really going to drive me away?"

I gently patted his head, and the sense of guilt in my heart swelled rapidly, "Well, ahem... you'd better go home... ah!"

Before I could finish my sentence, there was something fastened around my neck, which startled me. When I took a closer look, I realized that Shi Yunheng had already moved to my side. She pressed my shoulder with one hand and my neck with the other, and smiled at Zhong Yuan sinisterly, "Hmph, how dare you not take us in?" , I will abuse your daughter-in-law!"

Zhong Yuan: "..."