Zhong Yuan was slowly eating breakfast alone in the yard.
There is a huge sycamore tree in the yard, and the flowers are in full bloom at this time, and the small lavender flowers are densely crowded together, quiet and warm, like our quietly burning youth.
There was a small table under the sycamore tree, and there was a very deceptive person eating breakfast quietly at the table. Although I know that Zhong Yuan's temperament is not suitable for beautiful words such as "quietness" and "sycamore flower", I have to admit that the picture in front of me is quite beautiful...
As a result, more than half of my concentrated blood rushing to my brain immediately flowed back. I walked forward slowly and sat opposite Zhong Yuan. Seeing Zhong Yuan's calm expression, I didn't know how to speak, so I had to say something unnutritious first, "Where's my dad?"
"Going out for a walk," Zhong Yuan pushed the plate of buns on the table in front of me, and said with a sense of ownership, "Have you washed your hands? If you don't wash your hands, you are not allowed to eat. If you want porridge, go and serve it yourself."
I rolled my eyes, is this your home or mine. Of course, I was not in the mood to argue with him at this time, so I gritted my teeth and said solemnly: "Zhong Yuan, you sent me back yesterday?"
Zhong Yuan replied calmly: "Otherwise, who do you think it is, 'Brother Zhang Xu'?"
I endured it, and asked again: "Then, the clothes in my room... did you fold them for me?"
Zhong Yuan nodded without raising his eyelids, "Yes."
My heart tightened, "Then..."
"You took it off yourself." Zhong Yuan raised his head and looked at me expressionlessly, "I didn't do anything except to help you fold your clothes."
Help, people, for, happy! I squeezed my fist, suppressed the anger in my heart, and asked my last question: "Have you seen it all?"
Zhong Yuan hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled treacherously, "What did you see?"
I looked at him resentfully, nonsense, what else can I see_1;
Zhong Yuan's smile deepened, he raised his eyebrows and said, "I've seen everything I should and shouldn't see, do you need me to be responsible for you?"
I stared at him and gritted my teeth, "You... hooligan!"
Zhong Yuan said calmly: "You are the one who is really playing the hooligan. As soon as I helped you into the room, you started to take off your clothes. I wanted to turn around and leave but you couldn't get off me. Fortunately, you were drunk at the time, otherwise I would have I really thought I met a female hooligan."
I lowered my head and my face started to burn. God, is this too embarrassing
Zhong Yuan said again: "Please don't drink indiscriminately in the future, your wine quality is really bad in a century. Fortunately, I am an honest gentleman. If you meet Zhang Xu and Li Xu, maybe you will succeed in playing hooligans."
I was ashamed and angry at what he said, and I retorted: "You are the one who peeped at others, why do you want to beat them here?"
"Sneak peek?" Zhong Yuan repeated these two words in a low voice, his gaze swept over my chest seemingly without knowing it, he smiled disdainfully, and said, "Why should I peek at you? I think you might as well Look at myself, I still have pectoral muscles, what do you have?"
I:"… "
Now I am completely outraged.
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I shut myself in the room and looked around in front of the mirror. It's horrible, why say I don't have one, I'm obviously the biggest in the cup. This fellow Zhong Yuan definitely did it on purpose, despised me on purpose, and made me feel inferior on purpose.
No, I want revenge!
After much deliberation, I don't know how to deal with Zhong Yuan. In the end, I had to text 124 for help. I made up a text message group to go out, and the content of the text message was: "How to make a boy feel inferior?"
After a while, the fourth girl replied to me: "Ask Xiao Er."
After a while, the boss replied to me: "Xiao Er will give you a satisfactory answer."
I waited restlessly for nearly half an hour, and Xiao Er finally replied slowly, she said: "Laugh at his ****."
I:"… "
OK, I've decided, just press