If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

Chapter 60: Cut the weeds and eradicate the roots

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Zhong Yuan and I bought some things in the supermarket downstairs of his house, and then went upstairs.

When I finished boiling the hot ginger syrup, Zhong Yuan had already finished his bath. He nestled on the sofa, holding a pillow of Big Big Wolf in his arms, and looked at me with a smile. His hair was wet, and there seemed to be a layer of water vapor on his body, which was soft and moist. His expression was lazy, and he smiled maliciously. When I saw it in his eyes, I felt a guilty conscience for no reason. I finally understood that Zhong Yuan's expression of maliciousness when he smiled was innate. This expression always made people think that he was going to do something bad and would blush. I suddenly remembered that Xiaoer once said to me, "Girls like boys with bad looks, but not boys with bad looks." Now it seems that Zhong Yuan should belong to the kind of boys with bad looks, no wonder There are so many people like him.

I am a little bit sighed, in fact, at the beginning, I liked that kind of honest and honest appearance... &g;_&l;

I handed the ginger syrup to Zhong Yuan, but he didn't answer, but looked at me directly, and slowly opened his mouth.

I was speechless, so I had to take a spoonful of ginger syrup while holding it, put it in front of my face, blew it, and then brought it to his mouth.

Zhong Yuan opened his mouth to drink the ginger syrup, his eyes were still staring at me motionlessly, his eyes were like the flames of an alcohol lamp, dangerous and scorching, my cheeks seemed to be steaming with burning clouds.

Zhong Yuan swallowed the ginger syrup in his mouth, and his throat rolled. Then, he stuck out the tip of his tongue and lightly licked the remaining ** on his lips. Zhong Yuan always looks strange when doing this action, not to mention that he has just come out of the bath, under the light of the yellowish chandelier, his fair and flawless skin makes it easy to see the impeccable facial features, as well as the delicate and delicate body. Neck and collarbone, everything can seduce people's souls, the combination of these few things is simply a deadly temptation...

So, I swallowed my saliva very disappointingly.

Zhong Yuan raised the corners of his mouth, and gave him a smile that was so fascinating that people would not pay for his life. This is simply poison, poison. He opened his vermilion lips lightly, and a low, poisonous voice came: "Wu Mu, what are you thinking about?"

"Ahem, it's nothing." I panicked and put the bowl on the tea table beside me, "Well, I'll cook."

At this time, Zhong Yuan's cell phone rang. I was just about to walk away, but he pulled me to sit next to him, then he connected the phone and pressed the speakerphone.

Passerby B's lazy voice came from the other end of the phone: "Zhong Yuan, what can I do with you?"

Zhong Yuan: "I'll introduce you to a girlfriend."

Passerby B's voice immediately became alert: "Are you kidding, are you so kind?"

Zhong Yuan: "Fat and water don't flow into outsiders' fields."

Passerby B: "Okay, is the other person good-looking? How's his figure?"

Zhong Yuan: "Choose one in a hundred."

Passerby B: "Really, really?"

Zhong Yuan: "When did I ever lie to you?"

Passerby B: "Just kidding, when you lie to people, you always make the victims suffer so much that they can't tell."

Zhong Yuan: "You'll know when you meet."

Passerby B: "That's right, what about her personality? You can call me a poet or a philosopher. In short, a woman without depth is not suitable for us."

Zhong Yuan: "Congratulations, she is like a book."

Passerby B: "Really, then what kind of book is she?"

Zhong Yuan: "You will know it when you see her, but talking too much now affects the sense of mystery."

Zhong Yuan and passer-by B talked nonsense for a while, and they hung up the phone. I asked Zhong Yuan curiously, "What kind of book is Shi Yunheng?"

Zhong Yuan raised the corners of his mouth and smiled so enchantingly, he replied: "Aesthetics of Violence."

I:"… "

Zhong Yuan called Shi Yunheng again.

Shi Yunheng: "Boy, what's the matter?"

Zhong Yuan: "I'll introduce you to a boyfriend."

Shi Yunheng: "It's so fresh, would you introduce me to a boyfriend?"

Zhong Yuan: "Yes, my college classmate."

Shi Yunheng: "Just kidding, what good birds can come out of playing with you, don't you know how many people chase me?"

Zhong Yuan: "I know you have no one to chase after you."

Shi Yunheng: "You...!"

Zhong Yuan: "He is a graduate student in the Philosophy Department of University B."

Shi Yunheng: "Zhezhezhezhe philosophy?"

Zhong Yuan: "Yes, philosophers and artists are simply a match made in heaven."

Shi Yunheng: "Well, if this is true, then I can allow him to be one of my suitors."

Zhong Yuan: "He is not only a philosopher, but also versatile."

Shi Yunheng: "Really? What does he know?"

Zhong Yuan: "Acquainted with the past and present, both civil and military. At the top, I can tell astrology and fortune-telling, and at the bottom, I can engrave seals and apply for certificates."

Shi Yunheng: "Ah, I like it!"

A discouraged smile appeared on Zhong Yuan's face: "Just like it."

After that, the two conspired together for a special policy against passer-by B, as well as the time and place of their first meeting, and then ended the call.

At this time, I was still dumbfounded.

Zhong Yuan patted my shoulder and comforted me: "Don't worry, a charlatan who can stay in B University for four years without being harmonized shows how deep his morals are."

I:"… "

I swallowed my saliva and asked Zhong Yuan: "Is this the legendary cutting weeds and roots?"

"Yeah." Zhong Yuan pinched my earlobe while talking, his fingertips were soft, and my earlobe was also soft. The two soft things were squeezed together, and there was a strange feeling. comfort.

"But, can this work?" I always feel that Shi Yunheng and passer-by B are a bit out of tune together. They can't even think about going together, let alone really being together.

Zhong Yuan looked up at me lazily, "Wood, you must have imagination. Even if you don't have confidence in passerby B's deceiving skills, you still have confidence in Shi Yunheng's IQ. Even if you don't have confidence in passerby B's charm, Have confidence in Shi Yunheng's taste."

I didn't understand this tongue twister for a while, and it took me a long time to understand it. So I asked: "Then according to your opinion, Shi Yunheng will like Passerby B?"

Zhong Yuan nodded and smiled, "Nine out of ten."

"But, what if Passerby B doesn't like Shi Yunheng?"

Zhong Yuan: "That's not important."

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I stood up and said, "I'm really going to cook this time."

Zhong Yuan suddenly pulled me into his arms and hugged me tightly. He stroked the top of my head with his chin. After a long time, he said, "Mu Mu, there is one more thing I want to confess to you."

"What's the matter?" My heart sank, Zhong Yuan's tone was very serious, which made me a little uneasy.

Zhong Yuan hesitated, "Actually, my grandpa..."

I hurriedly asked: "What's wrong with your grandfather, he also wants you to marry Shi Yunheng?"

"That's not true," Zhong Yuan rubbed his face against my forehead affectionately as he rubbed my hair, "It's just... Didn't I tell you before that my grandpa works in a bank?"

I lay in his arms and nodded, "Yes." But I still didn't understand what Zhong Yuan was going to say.

Zhong Yuan: "Actually, he owns two investment banks overseas."

I scratched my head, puzzled, "Invest... What is an investment bank? Is it easy to hold shares?"

Zhong Yuan replied: "It's not too difficult."

"Uh, what do you want to express?"

Zhong Yuan didn't answer my question, but said to himself: "Besides, he also controls a not-so-small consortium in China."

Consortia... Investment banks... Holdings...

When these words are connected together, I finally understand what Zhong Yuan wants to express.

Finally, Zhong Yuan held my face in his hands, looked into my eyes seriously, and said, "Wu Mu, I hope you don't dislike me."

I:"… "