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Ever since Zhong Yuan knew that Shi Jing told me about his "engagement" with Shi Yunheng, he insisted that Shi Jing was trying to trick me, and he was very annoyed, because firstly, a friend's wife should not be bullied, and secondly, Shi Jing did this. It's not kind, it's unfair competition, of course the most important point is, it's fine if Su Yan and Zhang Xu and others try to trick me, but Shi Jing is a child with no hair yet, what's the fuss with him
I think Zhong Yuan is crazy. He also knows that Shi Jing is a child with no hair yet. What does such a young child know about poaching? What's more, it is still digging with a little technical content. It's not a bad thing for other people's children to rely on his teacher, why did this matter become dirty when Zhong Yuan said it.
So I tried my best to defend Shi Jing, but Zhong Yuan couldn't listen to a word. He finally waved his hand and said, "You needn't say it, this is the minimum sensitivity a man should have, Shi Jing." I know exactly what Jing is thinking."
I started sweating on my forehead, and wanted to continue explaining, but Zhong Yuan suddenly blocked my mouth... er, with his mouth...
I lingered with Zhong Yuan for a while, and he finally pulled me into his arms and hugged me tightly, and said to me with a little anxiety in his tone: "Mu, don't be a tutor like Shi Jing."
"But..." I still feel that Zhong Yuan is a bit unreasonable. Didn't I do a good job and nothing happened
Zhong Yuan gently rubbed against my earlobe with his soft lips, "No but, wood, even if it's for me."
"Uh, I still think you're overthinking."
Zhong Yuan: "Well, I'm just paranoid."
I:"… "
Some people's nirvana is to be a rascal, their common sentence pattern is "what's wrong with me, what's wrong with you, what can you do to me, for example, if I don't pay back the money, what can you do to me?" Xin, I admit, what can you do to me...
Well, I admit, the key to this problem is that I really can't do anything to him...
At this time, seeing that I was silent, Zhong Yuan said again: "If you don't agree to me, I will take your clothes off."
I:"… "
I was wrong, Zhong Yuan. Your nirvana is not to be a rascal, but to be a rascal... &g;_&l;
So my well-paid tutor was scrapped under Zhong Yuan's coaxing, deceiving and scoundrel tricks. In fact, I'm not that reluctant to part with Shi Jing, after all, the relationship between the two of us has not reached the level of life and death, but this reason for leaving really makes me speechless. I never thought that Zhong Yuan would even be jealous of a nine-year-old child. According to his level of jealousy, I guess I will have to consider gender issues when raising a cat in the future, not a male one.
Of course, since Zhong Yuan is a caring and humane person even if he is autocratic, he decided to give me some unemployment compensation. Then he went on and on about the compensation for a long time, and finally, he smiled at me enchantingly, and asked me if I need him to make a promise...
I wiped my sweat and smiled, "Then what, just discount it..."
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This Saturday, Zhong Yuan and I went to the suburbs to find a place with mountains and rivers to play for a day. When I came back at night, I was very tired and leaned on the sofa unwilling to move. Zhong Yuan beat my shoulders and pulled my arms and legs to help me stretch my muscles and reduce fatigue. I am comfortable enjoying his service, and feel that life is really wonderful.
After a while, his cell phone rang. He took the phone and glanced at the screen, then smiled lightly and said, "It's Passerby B."
I suddenly remembered that passer-by B and Shi Yunheng met for the first time today, and I didn’t know what kind of intercourse happened between them, so I said excitedly: “Quick pick up, hands-free!”
Zhong Yuan complied.
As soon as Zhong Yuan pressed the phone, I heard passer-by B yelling: "Zhong Yuan, you traitor! Scum! Why did you introduce me to King Kong Barbie? With my physique, I can withstand her beatings a few times? !"
I find it a bit unbelievable. Passerby B means that Shi Yunheng beat him up today? But it's not right, it's the first time we met, which girl wouldn't want to make a good impression on her, so how could she beat someone so easily? Even if Shi Yunheng suddenly became addicted to fighting, he would hold back and wait for the next time, right
At this time, Zhong Yuan also felt strange and asked, "Did she hit you?"
Passerby B's voice was still full of anger and grievance, "She didn't hit me anymore, but hit me hard!"
Zhong Yuan: "..."
Later Zhong Yuan asked passer-by Yi why Shi Yunheng beat him, but he didn't say anything, but asked Zhong Yuan to tell Shi Yunheng that he hoped to become friends with her.
Shi Yunheng is Zhong Yuan's friend, so passer-by B is too embarrassed to say something too serious, but it can be seen that Shi Yunheng's sister casts a lot of shadow on passer-by B.
Just as Zhong Yuan hung up Passerby B's phone, Shi Yunheng called, and she said straight to the point: "Boy, I like that classmate of yours very much."
Zhong Yuan asked without moving: "And then?"
Shi Yunheng: "Then, I plan to marry him."
Zhong Yuan: "..."
In fact, I was really sweating for Zhong Yuan, although he was always calm, but he couldn't help thundering one after another.
Zhong Yuan: "He asked me to tell you that he hopes to become ordinary friends with you."
Shi Yunheng said nonchalantly: "I know why. He told me today that he is a loner and easy to kill his wife. Isn't he just afraid of hurting me?"
Zhong Yuan: "..."
Zhong Yuanyu said earnestly: "Are you so sure that he likes you and is willing to marry you?"
Shi Yunheng: "It's okay, I will make him like me."
Zhong Yuan: "Why? With your fist?"
Shi Yunheng: "Cough... you know everything about today?"
Zhong Yuan: "I don't know, but I really want to know now."
Shi Yunheng: "Ahem... Well, the weather is good today... Ah, my mother has something to do with me, so I'll hang up first, bye!"
Zhong Yuan: "..."
I looked at Zhong Yuan uneasily, and asked, "Zhong Yuan, if passer-by B finds out that this is your conspiracy, will he beat you up?"
Zhong Yuan stared at the phone for a while, then raised his eyes to look at me, and said decisively: "Mu, let's run away."
I:"… "