Then, Aunt Yang told me vividly about a certain burglary experience of this house. It is said that a very professional thief came that day and destroyed a safe in Mr. Zhong's room cleanly. However, when he saw the contents of the safe, the poor thief went mad on the spot.
The only thing in that safe was a photo, a photo of Old Zhao being bitten by a dog. It is said that every night before going to bed, Grandpa Zhong would take out this photo and touch it, smiling without saying a word.
The thief tore up the photo in a fit of rage, fled the door aggressively, and happened to bump into Aunt Yang who was returning from shopping for vegetables, so Aunt Yang beat the thief who didn't look at the almanac when he went out. Get off the horse.
… It is said that Uncle Yang was a martial arts champion for several times, and Aunt Yang married him as his admirer.
When the old man came back, the thief had been turned over to the police station, but the old man was still very angry because there was no entertainment before he went to bed every night. The angry old man formed a team of lawyers to sue the thief, and threatened to find a killer to "death him". Later, Uncle Yang helped him get a photo of Lao Zhao being bitten by another dog. It's a stop.
After listening to this story, I couldn't help sighing, Old Zhao doesn't look like a bone, why are there so many dogs biting him...
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During the few days when we lived at Zhong Yuan's grandfather's house, Zhong Yuan and I were quite busy. Zhong Yuan was harassed by a certain man asking for help how to get rid of a certain woman and a certain woman asking for advice on how to subdue a certain man, while I was dragged by Mr. Zhong to play chess and enjoy flowers and crickets, and was educated to be very idle.
One day, Grandpa Zhong took me to admire his new thrush on the balcony, while Zhong Yuan was teaching Shi Yunheng how to seduce passer-by B in the living room.
While adding food to the thrush, Grandpa Zhong told me mysteriously: "Girl, in fact, Zhong Yuan has always mentioned you to me before."
"Ah, is it?" I was a little embarrassed, "What did he say about me?"
Grandpa Zhong said angrily: "He said, if I don't approve of you, he will smash all the antiques in my house and the old house that are more than 200 years old, and also destroy the shameful things I have done. Tell Lao Zhao everything!"
Uh, this approach is a bit harsh.
Now I finally understand why Mr. Zhong accepted me so easily.
Grandpa Zhong seemed to see what I was thinking, so he waved his hand and said: "Don't think too much, although I am a bit disrespectful, but I am not such a rigid person, children and grandchildren have their own blessings, I am not Why do you want to intervene, besides, I like you very much."
Cough, old man, I am a little embarrassed by what you said, covering my face...
At this time, the old man added another sentence, "Of course, although that brat Zhong Yuan is bad, his eyesight can't be wrong."
... Is this a compliment to that brat? Is it right
Then, Grandpa Zhong swept away his usual old urchin image, sighed very solemnly, and said, "Daughter-in-law, actually, I still have one thing I want to ask you."
"Uh, what?" I was a little nervous by his serious look.
"Zhong Yuan is a very smart kid, but he's a little too much."
"What do you mean?" I don't understand, isn't it smart? I wish I could be smarter.
"Some things are easy to be guided by ordinary people, but he thinks clearly when he thinks about it, which makes him see things clearly, and it is easy for him to think about problems directly from the perspective of interests. Such a person is very suitable Doing business. However, most of such people tend to become selfish and indifferent, and do not care about the feelings of others. Although it is said that there is no business and no evil, but if it is too serious, I am afraid that he will not be able to distinguish right from wrong, and use any means to achieve his goals. From this point of view Generally speaking, the smarter you are, the more dangerous you are. Moreover, this brat is born with an unreasonable temper, and I'm afraid it's easier to go astray."
I nodded blankly, half understanding. I understand the superficial meaning of Grandpa Zhong's words, but what exactly is he trying to express
Grandpa Zhong suddenly looked at me excitedly, and his tone was a little excited, "It's all right now, that kid finally has a weakness."
Me: "Uh..."
Grandpa Zhong: "Good boy, I can see that although Zhong Yuan is stubborn, he can definitely listen to what you say. I only hope that you will give him a hand when he is about to go astray. At least don't let him go astray. He endangers the society and so on, if he doesn't listen, you will cry, make trouble and hang yourself, and force you to die, don't be afraid that he won't obey."
I:"… "
Grandpa Zhong: "Of course, just pretend, don't really die."
I:"… "
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After dinner in the evening, Zhong Yuan and I walked in the neighborhood holding hands, and I carefully said to him: "Today your grandpa came to talk to me."
Zhong Yuan stopped, frowned and said, "Our grandfather."
"Okay, grandpa."
Zhong Yuan nodded in satisfaction, took my hand and continued walking.
I asked again: "Aren't you curious what he said to me?"
Zhong Yuan didn't even raise his eyelids, "It's just because he is afraid that I will endanger the society."
I:"… "
Zhong Yuan, did you peek at Grandpa’s lines in advance... &g;_&l;