The camping of the Environmental Protection Agency is scheduled for the May Day holiday. For the next half month, we will show up on the playground on time at nine o'clock every night for training. Because it is a matter of physical strength to climb a mountain, and most of the campers are amateurs, they must train in advance. Although we cannot change our physique, at least we can adapt to high-intensity physical exertion. .
Most of the training content is long-distance running, and occasionally jumping steps. My physical strength can be regarded as a normal person, and I can't go up or down. Although this training camp is not life-threatening for me, it is still very hard. Of course, for some non-human beings, it's another matter, just don't be like Zhong Yuan. This guy ran for half an hour, as easy as walking. I really doubt that he is actually a robot.
During the training camp, Zhong Yuan didn't have much time to bully me, because he was always surrounded by a few girls, especially when he was running. Later, he simply spread his legs and ran faster, and the girls could only look at him from a distance and sigh. At this time, I will have a special sense of accomplishment. Look, I am not the only one who runs slowly...
Sometimes when Zhong Yuan passes me, he will run backwards and meet me face to face, then he will hold up his mobile phone and say with a smile: "Mu Mu, smile."
At this time, I was sweating profusely, gasping for breath, I didn't even have the energy to curse, and I was still laughing
So Zhong Yuan would seize the opportunity to capture my most frustrating side... You said how dark this person's psychology is!
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The day before we set off, we did not have a training camp, but sat together and held a small meeting to emphasize some issues that should be paid attention to in camping. Finally, Senior Sister Lingling announced something, to be exact, it was a small trouble.
There are three teams of people who participated in this camp, and they went to different places. I, Zhong Yuan, and Senior Sister Lingling all belong to the third team. Among the twenty people in the third team, there are seven girls and thirteen boys, the key lies in these two numbers. The number of boys and girls in the first team and the second team happens to be an even number, and the number of boys and girls in the third team is an odd number... And the tents we rented are all double tents, and the third team just rented ten tents...
That is to say, if two people share one tent, there must be a boy and a girl sharing a tent.
Senior Sister Lingling said that she has been negotiating with the club that rents out tents, but it is too difficult to rent tents during May Day... The implication is that our three teams only have so many, you can figure it out.
When I heard this, I actively raised my hand to speak: "Senior Sister Lingling, can the three of us squeeze together?"
Senior Sister Lingling shook her head: "It's too hard for three people to squeeze together. Besides, we are so tired during the day. If we can't sleep well at night, we won't be able to walk the next day."
At this time, Zhong Yuan, who was sitting beside me, quietly said to me in a voice that only the two of us could understand: "It's not that exaggerated. If it's a girl like you, three people can squeeze into a double tent. Too big a problem."
I gave him a strange look, and asked in a low voice, "Then why didn't you tell Senior Sister Lingling?"
Zhong Yuan glanced at Senior Sister Lingling's direction and said, "Didn't you see it? She did it on purpose."
I looked at Zhong Yuan in surprise, and slandered Senior Sister, be careful I will report you!
Seeing that I didn't believe it, Zhong Yuan said again: "Otherwise, why did she say it now? Even if there are other ways, it's too late."
Sure enough, at this time a freshman boy said: "Senior Sister Lingling, I still have a one-person tent at home."
Senior Sister Lingling said regretfully: "Oh, why didn't you say it earlier, it may be too late to go back and get it now, we have to leave very early tomorrow morning."
I looked at Zhong Yuan suspiciously, and asked, "Then what is she going to do?"
Zhong Yuan shook his head: "I don't know."
By this time, everyone had begun to discuss who would share the tent with whom. I found that these people seem to be quite willing to use men and women together. Is this my illusion...
Finally, Senior Sister Lingling came up with an idea and asked all the girls to vote on which boy would share the tent with the girls. Note that girls vote for boys, embarrassing.
What shocked me was that when Senior Sister Lingling pronounced Zhong Yuan's name, the six girls in the third team except me raised their hands in unison. And Senior Sister Lingling stared at Zhong Yuan with bright eyes, like someone who has been starving for a long time staring at a plate of food...
Khan, I seem to understand why Senior Sister Lingling did this... Zhong Yuan is a scourge!
Senior Sister Lingling asked me, "Muer, who do you choose?"
Although I understood Senior Sister Lingling, I still felt that this matter was a bit weird, so I said, "Well... Senior Sister Lingling, I still think that actually the three of us are squeezed together, so..."
"No!" Senior Sister Lingling rejected my proposal righteously. She seems to be very excited now, so I had no choice but to act obediently as a little sheep.
At this time, Senior Sister Lingling said again: "Anyway, Zhong Yuan already has six votes, so it doesn't matter who you vote for, Muer."
Zhong Yuan suddenly asked: "Can the selected person refuse?"
Senior Sister Lingling smiled slyly: "No."
Zhong Yuan: "Okay, so the chosen one can choose, uh, companion?"
Senior Sister Lingling hesitated for a moment, then replied, "Okay..."
When the matter developed to this point, even those reserved freshman girls began to lose their composure. His eyes were fixed on Zhong Yuan, the scourge. Of course, I am as calm as ever, although I still think there is nothing wrong with three people sharing a tent, right>_&l;
Zhong Yuan's eyes wandered among several girls, finally looked at me, and said with a smile: "I choose her, Muer." Just after he finished speaking, all the boys present looked at me with ambiguous eyes, while the girls , there was somewhat resentment in those eyes, which made me jump with fear.
I said decisively: "I disagree! Sister Lingling, I still feel that the three of them..."
Senior sister Lingling interrupted me: "Zhong Yuan, Mu Er disagrees, you need to choose again."
Zhong Yuan looked at Senior Sister Lingling helplessly, and said, "I don't know who to choose. In fact, I prefer to choose a freshman junior." As soon as he finished speaking, the freshman girls became even more excited.
I glared at Zhong Yuan, why did you drag me into this matter! Senior Sister Lingling has been looking forward to you for a long time...
As soon as Senior Sister Lingling heard that Zhong Yuan wanted to choose a freshman, she immediately took out a small box from her bag and said, "Okay, let's draw lots. There are seven notes in this box, and only one of them is marked right." Tick, everything else is blank, whoever gets the ticked piece of paper, then," Senior Sister Lingling got even more excited when she said this, swallowed her saliva, and continued, "We will share a tent with Zhong Yuan. "
I'm sweating, Senior Sister Lingling, you really planned it long ago...
"For the sake of fairness, you draw first, and leave the last one to me." Senior sister Lingling said, holding the boxes and putting them in front of the girls one by one. Everyone grabbed a few times from the box and grabbed a small folded note.
When Sister Lingling held the box in front of me, I glanced at Zhong Yuan's nightmare face, shook my head and said, "I'd better forget it."
Senior Sister Lingling just wanted to take back the box, but at this time Zhong Yuan said inappropriately: "Muer, you will make Senior Sister Lingling very embarrassed by doing this. What if the remaining lot happens to have a check mark. Anyway, it is only seven points One of the odds is not your turn."
I glared at him and pulled out a note from the box.
I was just about to unfold the note, but Zhong Yuan said, "I'll help you read it." As he spoke, he grabbed the note in my hand, unfolded it, and quickly took out a small pen from his pocket. , put a check mark on it.
I was stunned watching from the side, Zhong Yuan, are you crazy or stupid
At this time, everyone was looking at the note in their hands, and Zhong Yuan's movements were very subtle and very fast, so those girls, including Senior Sister Lingling, did not see his bad behavior. Before I came back to my senses, Zhong Yuan stuffed the pen into my hand, then held up a note and said, "Okay, I was drawn by Muer."
I was anxious: "No, I..."
Zhong Yuan looked at me sideways: "What do you want to say, do you want to say that Senior Sister Lingling's signature is fake?"
"That's not what I meant." I looked at Senior Sister Lingling, wanting to explain to her. But I saw that her face was very strange, apart from disappointment, there seemed to be a trace of panic. Uh
But Zhong Yuan is cheating...
Zhong Yuan suddenly lowered his voice and said to me: "The pen is in your hand, try telling everyone that Zhong Yuan cheated and see how many people believe it."
I looked down at the pen in my hand, which was only five centimeters long, and was dumbfounded. The worst thing is, when I looked up, I found that Senior Sister Lingling seemed to be staring at the pen in my hand, one can imagine how angry she was...
But why hasn't anyone come forward to expose our signing as a fake? Among the six people, one of them should have drawn a check mark, right? But why didn't anyone refute me with a real lottery? Looking at their expressions just now, it seems that they all want to use the same tent as Zhong Yuan, right
I was a little confused, and asked stupidly: "You... your notes are all blank? Whose ones still have check marks?"
Then I could almost hear Senior Sister Lingling gritting her teeth...
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After the meeting ended, I asked Zhong Yuan, "What's the matter with the lottery?"
Zhong Yuan replied: "You haven't seen it yet? Senior Sister Lingling's lottery is fake, and all her slips are blank. Only in this way can she be 100% sure that others will get blank lottery."
Me: "But what about her own? She is blank too."
Zhong Yuan: "When the other six people found that they were blank, they naturally decided that Senior Sister Lingling was not blank."
Wipe off the sweat, got it. Senior Sister Lingling is so insidious, she used such a method to cheat, it was in vain for me to follow her so faithfully, so she would do such unkind things.
But there is one thing I don't understand: "Then how do you know?"
Zhong Yuan looked at me contemptuously, and replied, "Because I'm not wood."
I:"… "
Well, even if you are a little bit smarter than me, you are so arrogant!
I asked again: "Then why don't you want to share a tent with Senior Sister Lingling?"
Zhong Yuan: "I'm afraid she will moleste me."
I wiped off my sweat and said, "I'm still afraid that you will moleste me!"
Zhong Yuan glanced at me and said with great disdain: "You have a good idea."
I:"… "
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What, some children's shoes are busy with the college entrance examination these two days, right? I hope that the children's shoes of the college entrance examination will be invincible in the test of gods~~~