If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

Chapter 9: Zhong Yuan's bad taste

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Zhong Yuan lay on the ground and said to me: "Wu Mu, you are so enthusiastic."

I blushed and got up from him, but this historic moment has been captured by people around me with their mobile phones, including the high-definition close-up of the photography committee. Later, they inhumanely posted these photos on the school forum, and named them "The bald school girl is brave, Zhong Yuan was molested"...

It got dark quickly, and everyone began to gather around to play killing games.

I was a civilian in the first game, but unfortunately I was killed in the first round. I strongly suspected that it was Zhong Yuan who committed the crime, but Zhong Yuan calmly said, "I know you well, killing you is not the same as exposing yourself", which won everyone's trust. In the end, this fellow, as the only surviving killer, had the last laugh.

I was still a commoner in the second round, but Zhong Yuan was killed in the first round, so I gloated. But when the deceased Zhong Yuan left his last words, he looked around for a week, and finally insisted that I did it, and he said it logically, listing a lot of reasons. He said: "First, I killed you last time, and this time you are likely to kill me for revenge. Based on what I know about you, you can do such a thing; second, you are obviously not very emotional this time. This is a common problem of most killers; thirdly, I said in the last game 'because I know you well, so I won't kill you' to eliminate suspicions, you may also use this method to eliminate suspicions this time, unfortunately The method is not easy to use every time... So, what else do you have to say?"

I looked at him in disbelief, hesitated to speak for a long time, and finally said weakly: "I'm not a killer..."

When voting, there was a scene that made me laugh and cry. Out of all 20 people, except the judge, Zhong Yuan and me, the other 17 people raised their hands and voted for me... Yes, I used to I didn't get so many votes when I was a killer...

I sat aside aggrievedly, watched other people play, and whispered to Zhong Yuan unwillingly: "See, I am obviously not a killer."

Zhong Yuan replied: "I know."

I was angry: "Then why did you insist that I am a killer?"

Zhong Yuan tilted his head to look at me, and replied with a smile: "I'm dead, someone must be buried with me, right?"

I:"… "

I suppressed the anger in my heart, and said: "But in this way, others will think that your judgment is not good, and it will be difficult to trust you in the future."

Zhong Yuan: "So everyone is more willing to play with me?"

I do not comment on Zhong Yuan's narcissistic pretense.

In the third game, I was still a civilian. I squinted at Zhong Yuan's poker, but the night was too dark for me to see clearly. Zhong Yuan graciously shook his poker in front of me, and then I discovered that he was also a commoner. So I boldly showed him my poker secretly and warned him not to slander me.

Zhong Yuan glanced around, and replied casually: "Don't worry about the slander, you will probably die in the first round."

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Zhong Yuan squinted his eyes and stared at Senior Sister Lingling sitting across from us, with an ethereal voice like a fortune teller, he said, "Did you see the murderous look in Senior Sister Lingling's eyes? Wood, you are dead."

I followed Zhong Yuan's gaze, and saw Senior Sister Lingling's wide-eyed eyes under the pale emergency light, so I suddenly felt a chill shrouded my spine.

Sure enough, as Zhong Yuan expected, I died in the first round. Then I identified Senior Sister Lingling, but unfortunately everyone didn't seem to believe it. Then it was Zhong Yuan's turn to speak, and this guy began to use his expertise in deception, saying that he was a policeman, that he had already identified Senior Sister Lingling as a killer, etc...

So when voting, Senior Sister Lingling did her part to get the most votes.

However, Zhong Yuan's performance was too similar. In the second round, he was killed by the remaining killers as a policeman.

I grabbed the corner of Zhong Yuan's clothes, and said puzzledly: "You are committing suicide."

Zhong Yuan raised the corner of his mouth and replied: "I'm here to avenge you, don't you thank me?"

I'm sweating, when you killed me as a killer, why didn't you say you wanted to avenge me

Then we played a few more rounds, during which the most despicable thing Zhong Yuan did was that he was clearly a killer, but wanted the police, and then led a group of foolish people to vote to get rid of the last policeman. When the game ended, everyone beat their chests and sighed: Zhong Yuan is too insidious...

After ten o'clock in the evening, the game is over, ready to go to bed.

I followed Zhong Yuan into the tent, awkwardly laid out the moisture-proof mat, and unfolded the sleeping bag. To be honest, it was the first time for me to get along with a boy in such a small space and spend the night together, so you can imagine how awkward I was.

Zhong Yuan laid down his sleeping bag very calmly, then took off his thick coat, and then he picked up his trouser belt...

I hesitated and said, "Well...Senior Zhong, can you, ahem, respect yourself..."

Zhong Yuan fastened the belt of his sports pants, then looked up at me with a half-smile, and said, "What did you say?"

I was so embarrassing that I was speechless and choked up, God, I am actually very pure...

At this time, Zhong Yuan called me: "Wood."

"Ah?" I looked up at him, his expression was so serious at the moment, it was really inexplicable.

Zhong Yuan stared behind me, his face became more serious. He said, "Look behind you."

I was also terrified by his expression, so I turned to look tremblingly.

Under the dim light of the dry cell lamp, a sparkling thing was hiding in the corner of the tent, most of the thing was blocked by the schoolbag, leaving only a small part of its tail exposed. However, this small piece of tail is enough to break me completely, because it is a... a snake!

I let out a strange cry of "嗤", and backed away in panic, and yelled loudly as I retreated: "Snake! Snake!"

The space in the tent is very small, I accidentally bumped into Zhong Yuan's arms, but at this moment I couldn't care less, fear occupied all my brain. I hugged Zhong Yuan tightly subconsciously, trembling all over.

Zhong Yuan was not afraid at all, he patted my back and smiled contentedly: "You don't have to be afraid."

Don't be afraid of the dog, it's a snake, a snake!

At this time, the people in the surrounding tents heard our movement and rushed over to express their condolences. The most ferocious one is Senior Sister Lingling. She opened our tent first and poked her head in to see. Then her flower-like jade face completely darkened.

Senior sister Lingling retracted her head angrily, and then pulled up the tent for us. Then I heard her say to the onlookers outside: "It's okay, the two of you are flirting."

The word "flirting" immediately stimulated my nerves, I pushed Zhong Yuan away forcefully, not daring to look at him. However, I still don't have the courage to go back to my position, there are snakes there...

So I rubbed behind Zhong Yuan, the position farthest from the snake.

Zhong Yuan moved to the snake in a calm manner, then pulled its tail bravely, and picked it up!

At that moment, I felt that Zhong Yuan was like a divine soldier descended from heaven, extremely heroic...

Then Zhong Yuan took the dangling snake and rubbed it towards me with a smile...

I shook my head desperately and panicked: "You you you you you...don't come here, you..."

Zhong Yuan shook the little snake in his hand, and said with a smile, "You haven't seen it yet? It's fake."

I took a closer look and found that the snake couldn't move at all, it was Zhong Yuan who was shaking. So the tense nerve in my brain finally relaxed a little.

Zhong Yuan brought the little snake to me and said, "Give it to you?"

I looked at the fake snake carefully. It was a piece of wood connected together. The surface of the wood was painted with a pattern similar to snake skin. At first glance, it was no different from a real snake. I looked at the wooden snake with lingering fear, and suddenly became furious. I snatched it and threw it aside, and said angrily: "Zhong Yuan! It's interesting to play pranks, isn't it?" I said, stopped looking at him, and crawled back to myself In the position, she threw off her coat and got into the sleeping bag, with her back to Zhong Yuan.

After a while of silence, there was a rustling sound. I heard Zhong Yuan move behind me, he patted my shoulder lightly, and said, "I didn't expect you to be so scared."

I closed my eyes and ignored it.

Zhong Yuan: "Are you... really angry?"

Still ignore it.

Zhong Yuan: "Okay, I apologize, I'm sorry."

Always ignore it... Apologies are useless, my spirit has been traumatized by you, indelible!

Zhong Yuan: "Wu Mu, please be more generous. I didn't say anything when you molested me just now."

I frowned, turned my face and glared at him: "Whoever molested you, whoever molested you! You're so fucking molested!" Damn you!

Zhong Yuan lowered his head and looked at me with bright eyes. He said: "Well, you didn't insult me, you were just overzealous."

I glared at him, damn it, which pot is not open and which pot to lift!

At this time, Zhong Yuan said again: "Okay, don't be angry. If you get angry again, I might feel bad. If I feel bad, I'm not sure what I will do."

My heart trembled, this is definitely a threat. But I am so angry, if I submit to his power again, it will be a shame. Thinking of this, I simply turned my head and closed my eyes, ignoring him. Yes, he can do whatever he likes, anyway, I'm used to being abused by him.

Seeing that I didn't respond, Zhong Yuan said again: "Wu Mu, you can take the camera and use it as you like."

My hands shaking the sleeping bag... really, really

Zhong Yuan: "It's fine if you don't want to."

I turned around, looked at him with wide eyes, and said excitedly, "I am willing!"

Zhong Yuan looked at me, he raised the corner of his mouth, and a smile slowly spread out in his eyes, like a lotus pond in July, refreshing.