"Wake up the bird again." Xiao Jun wrote in Xiang Nan's hand.
Xiang Nan wrote: "No, the same situation happened twice within a period of time, even if they don't understand what's going on, they will immediately raise their vigilance."
"Then what should I do, I can't make it through the 30 meters." Xiao Jun wrote.
Xiang Nan was also very anxious, he didn't know how Yue Donghai and the others would choose to get rid of the monster, whether to steal or rob.
If Yue Donghai was allowed to steal the monster before him, then he would be in serious trouble.
Just as he was thinking, a drunk man staggered out from a nearby building.
With the wine bag in his mouth, he cursed and said: "Fuck, what about him? I lost seven games in a row, and my money was won by those bastards just like that."
Xiang Nan and Xiao Jun's nerves collapsed to the limit, because the drunk man was already staggering and walking towards them.
"Ha, black leather dog, I told you that you are unlucky, but you just don't believe me." On the roof, a secret whistle laughed.
The drunk man scolded: "Are you a black dog? If you call me a nickname, I will urinate all over you."
This man actually started to unbutton his pants!
He was the closest to Xiang Nan, watching the drunk man take out his things and start urinating, the urine flicked back and forth, constantly shaking in front of Xiang Nan.
Xiang Nan gritted his teeth, and a foul smell wafted in the wind, making him want to gag.
The splash of the urine landed on the ground was less than half a meter away from Xiang Nan's face several times.
At this time, the drunk man took the wine bag and poured wine into his mouth again. With this movement, his urine was thrown aside, directly towards Xiao Jun's face.
"Oops!" Xiang Nan said inwardly.
Sure enough, no matter what, Xiao Jun couldn't stand his handsome face being stained with man's urine.
In this instant, many things happened.
He squeezed a mud ball with his left hand and bounced towards the eaves of the building on the left. The mud ball shattered on the eaves with a bang.
Several bright whistle immediately looked towards the place where the sound came from.
At the same time, Xiao Jun made a knife with his right hand, and the sharp knife cut off the drunk man's right leg soundlessly. The drunk man was unstable, and suddenly fell forward, and opened his mouth to scream.
Xiao Jun slashed up with the saber in his right hand, facing the drunk man who fell over, raised his hand with a saber, and the drunk's head was instantly separated, but the scream still did not come out after all.
At the same time, Xiang Nan pressed Xiao Jun's whole body into the mud with his right hand. He rolled on the spot and pressed the drunk man's body to the ground. "Very Fat" visuals.
At the same time, the human skin mask on his face quickly imitated the appearance of a drunk.
"What's going on!" shouted the whistle on the roof.
Xiang Nan grabbed the wine bag, stood up staggeringly, and turned his back to Mingshao, saying, "Crap, I'm so lucky that I fell down."
The archers immediately roared with laughter: "Your grandma, the mud you picked up when you fell almost made us think someone was sneaking up."
Xiang Nan fell down again with a loud "Ouch". He lay on the drunk man's corpse, absorbed the mud with his vitality, and buried the corpse.
At the same time, Xiao Jun lay down in the mud and gave Xiang Nan a thumbs up.
The archers kept laughing again.
Xiang Nan's whole body was covered in mud, imitating the voice of a drunk, while staggering and yelling, "Look, I'm pissed all over his grandma!"
The archers immediately looked at Xiang Nan gloatingly.
Taking advantage of the opportunity, Xiao Jun patted the ground lightly with both hands, and floated directly into the aisle with his body close to the ground.
His body clings to the wall of the building, bit by bit he rubs his way to the other end of the aisle.
"Damn, you made me feel anxious to pee."
At this moment, an archer on the roof suddenly turned around and started urinating into the aisle.
"It's over!" Xiang Nan's head buzzed.
The direction in which the archer peed happened to be Xiao Jun who was hiding in the shadows and standing against the wall.
Xiao Jun has already forced himself to hold back, no matter what, even if urine is spilled on his face, he still has to bear it!
But when the warm urine was about to fall on Xiao Jun's face, he realized that he had overestimated himself.
At this moment, urine has become Xiao Jun's nightmare.
Without saying a word, he just dodges away.
"who!"
Seeing something flickering in the big shadow, the archer immediately drew out his bow and arrow in surprise, and pointed it at Xiao Jun.
At the same time, other archers also rushed over, and in an instant, eight sharp arrows were aimed at Xiao Jun's eyebrows.
"Don't do it!" Xiang Nan was startled, and hurriedly said: "Then... who is that, I recognize him, he is... um, he is..."
Xiang Nan's mind was spinning rapidly, thinking of a good countermeasure, but how could he think of a countermeasure in this damn situation
"Black Dog, do you know him? Who the hell is he!" Eight archers had already drawn their longbows to the full moon.
"He is, uh...he..." Xiang Nan hit his head twice with his fist, pretending to be drunk, so he couldn't remember for a while.
Xiao Jun simply stepped out of the shadows and cursed: "You bastards deserve to ask who I am!"
"Southern Region Warrior?" Several archers were taken aback, Xiao Jun's strong Southern Region accent immediately exposed his origin.
Xiang Nan was so angry, Xiao Jun, that bastard, came out to mess around before he thought of a countermeasure!
Xiang Nan's right hand was hidden in his sleeve, and he was ready to release his vitality at any time and kill directly.
Then Xiao Jun scolded: "Is my identity... um, is it that you guys... can ask casually!"
An archer wondered: "Could it be a buyer from the Southern Region? I heard that it will arrive tonight, but how could it appear in such a place?"
"Buyer?" Xiang Nan's eyes moved, and he said hurriedly: "Yes, yes, it is the buyer from the Southern Region. Look at my memory, how could I forget it?"
The archer wondered: "Then why is he here?"
"Ah, I brought him in." Xiang Nan said hurriedly.
The archer shook his head: "No, why didn't I see you bring him in."
Xiang Nandao: "Didn't you change the guards? Damn it, you are still asking nonsense. After a while, our distinguished buyer friend left angrily. Let me see how you deal with business!"
He went up and put his arms around Xiao Jun's shoulders: "Our distinguished friend came early, he was drinking with him earlier, he was drunk and fell asleep, and now he just woke up."
Xiang Nan's mind was buzzing. He knew that the lie he had made up was full of loopholes, but there was no other way in a short time.
And those few archers are obviously not people with close logical ability, not everyone is like Feng Xuan.
"Oh..." The archers suddenly realized, and said, "Since you're here, why don't you drink a fart of wine, come and take our distinguished friend to inspect the goods!"
Xiang Nan was overjoyed, he didn't expect an unexpected delivery.
Xiao Jun showed a proud smile to Xiang Nan, and said in a low voice, "I'm still very resourceful."
A pair of patrolmen rushed over and led Xiang Nan and the two of them into the depths.
"Huh? Why are you wearing our clothes." A patrolman asked Xiao Jun curiously.
"I changed it for him, don't be too wordy, let's go." Xiang Nan yelled angrily.