"Well then what?"
"Then you drive this car full of flowers, right through the space field, to arrive"
"But how can flowers pass through the space field?" Lu Bixing interrupted Turan and asked a practical question, "That thing must be carefully served in a vase, and it will break if touched, no matter how good the protection measures for space field crossing are. impossible."
"Okay, then no flowers," Turan remembered without looking up, "It's not impossible to fake flowers, but the craftsmanship should be a little more meticulous, so that it can be as fake as the real one."
Lu Bixing leaned back in his chair and sighed, "Okay, and then the headline on the next day's front page - 'Plastic couple's wedding uses fake flowers, suspected of political marriage', the president who is caught in the scandal of illegal experiments doesn't want to step down? Still don't want to step down? Still don't want to step down?"
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After the public trial, Lu Bixing said in public that he was about to resign from the post of chief executive and brought up the interstellar election. At this time, he had just handed over all the trivial work, and he rarely had time to fish in the office, talking nonsense with General Turan who was on vacation, and didn't know his future. There is a five-year term, and the whole person is in a relaxed state on the eve of a long vacation, talking lazily.
"In front of the crowd, I drove a car of flowers, and I fell from the sky like a nympho," Lu Bixing said with a trailing voice, "Who is this trying to scare to death? Do you think your commander-in-chief will cooperate with such a shameful performance?"
When Turan thought about it, he was right. The "wedding" thing, no matter how patient people manage it, would have to send out a few evil fires, not to mention Lin Jingheng.
"Okay, let's keep it simple, I have a second plan," Turan swiped on his personal terminal, "Don't make the wedding public, change it to a small gathering of relatives and friends."
Lu Bixing nodded quickly, and just halfway through, he heard General Turan's brain opening again: "At that time, for the effect of the show, we will put you into a big gift box, find some courier robots waiting at the door, and put the gift box. Push it in—you said you picked up the commander’s eco-pod back then? That’s just right, make the gift box in the shape of an eco-pod and let him ‘pick up’ you once.”
"" Lu Bixing asked dryly, "General Turan, are you planning a wedding or a porn show?"
"Hey, where do you want to go?" Turan waved his hands without a smile, and sat upright with a nasty air, "don't worry, when the time comes, you will be dressed in a dress, just in the shape of an ecological cabin, no Said to let you restore to um, that kind of level."
Lu Bixing helplessly looked at Tulan, who was more active than anyone else: "Aren't you anti-marriage?"
"Yeah," Turan spread his hands, "I'm against being one of the two protagonists at the wedding, and I didn't say that I'm against making a fuss and squirting champagne at the newlyweds! I still have plans three, four, five, six, seven, eight."
"Okay, let's take your pass quickly." Lu Bixing glanced at him casually, he couldn't bear to look carefully.
He took out his personal terminal, sent a message to Lin Jingheng, and asked him, "Tulan suggested that we have a grand wedding, what do you think?"
Lin Jingheng replied in seconds: "You let her come to me and talk to me."
It was just a line of plain words, but Lu Bixing and Turan both read a certain tone from it.
"Go on vacation, Elizabeth," Lu Bixing suggested sincerely, "run away and don't let him catch him."
"In broad daylight, the personal safety of legal citizens is threatened!" Turan moved back a little, "I'm going to call the police! You don't care about him, Mr. Lu!"
Lu Bixing smiled: "In short, exaggerated, grand and unreasonable things are not acceptable. Don't scare him away again."
"Oh, keep it simple, that's fine, you two go home and log on to the government website, go through the procedures separately, ask the secretary to make an announcement, and ask Zhan Lu to remind him not to forget to wear a ring when he goes to work tomorrow - this is simple enough." Lan said angrily, "Mr. Lu, the wedding is a ceremony, isn't it just to find a reason to toss yourself and your relatives and friends to show that the relationship is hard-won, should you cherish it in the future? It's just to be exaggerated! It's just to make trouble unreasonably!"
Lu Bixing asked back, "Aren't we two hard-won enough?"
Turan: ""
Lu Bixing said, as if he thought of something: "But speaking of this, I have an inspiration."
The marriage turned out to be very simple. It was just registered, and the secretaries of both parties sent an official article to make an announcement. The so-called "wedding" means that on the day of the announcement, the attic of the family was opened and a temporary terrace was built, connecting the two front and back. Xiaoyuan, invited relatives and friends to have dinner in private and declined the interview.
Rao is like this. On the day of the banquet, Lin Jingheng was still not used to it. In front of the mirror, he tugged at the collar.
He usually wears a uniform, or just as loose and loose as it is comfortable. He is not used to this so-called "tailor-made" dress. Since he seriously rejected the accordion pleats, the shirt they gave him was as hard as steel armor. It was a bow tie, cufflinks, and a flower on his chest, and all the pieces of chicken and dogs all over his body made him feel that he could shake in place, and he was almost out of breath.
"Jingheng, the guests are here!"
"Understood." Lin Jingheng responded, and the boss murmured impatiently in his heart, "When you come, come in by yourself, or do you want me to greet you?"
The layout of the entire courtyard and attic was made by Zhan Lunong. For this new work, the artificial intelligence showed great enthusiasm, searched all kinds of wedding materials in ancient and modern times, and used their small one-acre land for three-thirds of their home. To the extreme, it seems that the Alliance has made him a mecha core without aesthetics, which is really wronged to him.
In addition to Anakin, who was on a long business trip, several captains of the Silver Ten Guards have all arrived. Most of the students of Xinghai College were not in Qixing, and they also took leave to fly back. As a representative - the war in the third galaxy has subsided at this time - the video was recorded remotely without being able to come.
Even Dr. Harden, Hope and the others showed up.
As soon as the guests arrived and before they were seated, they were shocked to find that some seats were already taken.
"General, general?" Nagus was stunned by one of the backs. He was stunned for a long time before he reached out to the man shiveringly and passed his fingers through the man's back. Only then did he realize that it was just A projection that can be confused with the real.
General Lu Xin in the projection turned around at this time and smiled at him: "Come on, little fat Nagus, come here, come and sit at our table."
Like a soul descending.
Nagus was speechless for a moment.
"This is modeled by Zhan Lu based on the data before his death. It is a bit similar to the kind of NPC in the game. What he can say is what he has said before, and it is all memory, so he may not be able to communicate with you in depth." Turan said, The probe greeted "Lu Xin", "Hello General Lu, you are my idol when I was young, can you sign your name for me later?"
Lu Xin listened, and happily went to pull the lady next to him: "Do you hear me, there are still little girls who worship me, hurry up and keep me in jail!"
General Lu Xin was beside the suave Professor Mueller. He nodded to Turan and said in a gentle drizzle, "Miss, I'll give you ten dollars.
The one-eyed eagle drooped with a stinky face like a creditor, looking at the angry, as if the old cat had been stolen the dried fish for the winter, from time to time he stretched out his claws and patted Lu Xintan over to tease his hand.
On the opposite side of the round table sat General Lin Wei, who was somewhat alienated and indifferent. Lin Wei didn't communicate much with the people around him, but from time to time he looked at Dr. Laura Geddon, who didn't raise his head very much.
In addition, there are Chief Edward, Zheng Di, Inspector William Yu, Saturday, Weasel, and even Woolf and Lin Jingshu. In order to prevent the guests from being uncomfortable, these two were placed high in the attic, and they obviously did not communicate with each other. , looking up from the yard, more like two pale silhouettes.
For a time, the small courtyard seemed to have become a wormhole passage, and time and space were interlaced. The living and the dead, those who are missed and those who will be remembered, sit at the same table.
Bayer was sitting next to the late Captain of the Silver Seventh Guard. Before he could speak, he saw several six or seven-year-old children running over with short legs, each carrying a bamboo basket and distributing flowers, drinks and sugar.
"When did they make the baby!" Bayer was startled, reached out and picked up the back of a little boy's neck, and pulled him closer to him like a cat. , waved his short limbs in vain to resist, Bayer looked at it for a moment, and said in surprise, "Don't say it, this is a stinky virtue that doesn't look right at people, it's really a bit of a commander-in-chief, little darling, what's your name?"
"Little baby" opened his mouth and made a cold adult male voice: "I'm Chengying, let go, did you go out with a pair of glass balls in your eyes, idiot?"
Bayer: ""
Thomas Young slapped the table with laughter.
Except for Xuanyuan, who finally surrendered, the rest of the heavy armored fuselage of the Ten Famous Swords have been damaged on the battlefield. After salvage, the Engineering Department is trying to repair the mecha core. A large amount of deformable materials from the first galaxy came in handy. .
Among them, Chengying, Longyuan, Chunjun and several mecha cores have been repaired to the system, and Woolf's transformation of them has been eliminated, and they can be displayed in another place.
It happened that there were a few little flower girls missing at the wedding site, and the deformable materials were put to good use.
Zhan Lu, once the leader of the top ten famous swords, finally raised his eyebrows on this day - he was the tallest among the mecha cores in the place.
At this time, Turan suddenly took the lead in whistling, and the protagonist appeared.
Lin Jingheng's eyes swept around the old people who were in the field with overlapping lights and shadows, and knocked on the glass. After successfully suppressing all the noise, he propped his head and sat to the side, giving the home of the speech to Lu Bixing.
President Lu, who has always been eloquent, opened his mouth at first, but before he could say a whole sentence, he was choked on his own saliva: "Uhhhhhhhh."
"Teacher Lu, don't be nervous," White coaxed, "you can pretend that we are all lights on the top of the starry sky."
Thomas Young: "That commander may be a laser, the most lethal kind."
"When you are mature one day, you will understand that moderate tension and heartbeats are beneficial in some occasions, young people." Lu Bixing always pretended to be bragging to his students. He never made drafts, but when he bowed his head, He saw Lin Jingheng's face, Lin Jingheng was sitting under the lamp, the dense light blurred his sharp outline, and also illuminated the depths of his pupils, like a pair of warm fog lights.
Lu Bixing: ""
Zhan Lu reminded in a low voice, "Principal Lu?"
Lu Bixing sighed: "I'm sorry, I forgot the words again."
Everyone laughed, and General Lu Xin's projection also whistled realistically.
Li Fulan grasped the key words: "Again?"
"Many years ago, when Beijing Beta Star was not an anti-missile experimental base, I ran away from home, stayed there for five years, sold a modified mecha, and put together a little sponsorship to build a The school is called Xinghai College." Lu Bixing said, "The school is not doing very well, it has only been in business for the second year, and the students recruited in the first year have already run out. At the second opening ceremony, I invited a Mr. attended, I didn't have any expectations. I didn't expect that at the beginning of the opening speech, he actually came. As soon as I saw him, the speech I prepared evaporated from my eyes, and I can't remember a word. Guess this Who is this gentleman?"
Lin Jingheng lifted his eyelids and said, "Is it my fault?"
"It's all your fault," Lu Bixing complained solemnly, "Mr. Lin, this is the second time you made me hang on the podium."
White scratched his hair: "Hey? Teacher, I remember that you spoke very smoothly at the time, and you didn't stumble."
"Bullshit, can I still poke my eyes on the stage? Of course I'm going to cheat," Lu Bixing said frankly to his grown-up students, "I have a spare speech in my contact lenses, which was used by the Academy of Information Science back then. The old dean wrote it, and I read it accordingly."
"What?" Mint said, "Mr. Lu, are you such a deceitful person? It has nothing to do with your speech, which has affected my mother for decades, for a long time!"
"What is it that has nothing to do with me?" Lu Bixing said, "Just you piles of dead wood. If I didn't read that speech when I was young and handsome, would anyone listen to a punctuation mark?"
The teacher was shameless, and the four students booed him collectively.
"The generation gap between the old dean and the young people is too deep. After reading the speech, there was a lot of laughter. Because of this, my faculty and staff resigned collectively on the first day of school." Lu Bixing paused and said again. , "I hope they leave Beijing Beta Star after they are disappointed, so that maybe someone can survive that catastrophe."
The small courtyard gradually became quiet, and no one laughed.
"Everyone should have found out that there are some friends who have left us around you," Lu Bixing continued, "When preparing for this wedding, Elizabeth once told me that the wedding is about tossing herself, tossing relatives and friends, and tossing it. It shows that the marriage relationship is not easy to come by, but I think, is there any step that is easy for me and him to get to where we are today?"
He glanced at the projections that were indistinguishable from the real and the fake. The projections sat in a row, pretending to listen to him and reacting in time, but in fact it was all controlled by the computer. Lu Bixing knew that they had no thoughts and could not Understand what you are saying.
His biological parents, his adoptive father, his long-distance elders and friends
"I always feel that our marriage is not so much a beginning as it is a difficult journey, and it finally came to fruition." Lu Bixing said, "So we finally decided to cancel the traditional program at the wedding, not to cut cakes, not to spray champagne today. , and don't give you the opportunity to force me to kiss the commander-in-chief, I want to invite everyone here to bring one or a few of the projections to talk about something related to our past."
Dr. Harden looked up at Woolf on the patio and asked softly, "Solitaire? Is it a farewell or a memorial?"
"It's both a farewell and a commemoration." Lu Bixing waved his hand, the lights dimmed a degree, and the light and melodious music sounded, this is probably the quietest wedding in the world, "Then Zhan Lu will prepare a small gift for you, Are you ready? I'll start-"
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